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Caracta: *deep sigh*

NL is an extension of 2go.

immortalvoices: Lolz I expected characters like you... Hmmm what should I do to you?

YES I think I am more handsome than you!!!

Lizzy651: It springs up in discussions (especially when it comes to cheating). He's all about "all men cheat" and all that BS. But he says he's different, that he can never cheat on me bla bla bla (things I want to hear).
Though I haven't caught him cheating.

How is he in general? He's well behaved. Shy.

To People asking me what do I really want.

I came here to table the matter because I know people on here would know a thing or two about alter egos, and would know if it really does define them.

Amefrica: That awkward moment when you are on ur first date with a beautiful/handsome lady/guy, then you excuse urself to ease at the toilet. Minutes later, the waiter/waitress comes to your table and said "Bro/Sis you forgot to flush the toilet"

Idowuogbo: 2 things sis!

1) U fioonnnnnnnne!

2) Wtf is healthy yabbing?

adexsimply: That awkward moment when you're pulling a door that says "PUSH" or pushing a door that says "PULL" while on a long queue

emma_best2000: Old for where ?

ogugua88: My mother and I had this discussion just yesterday. I showed her a picture of a guy that was trying to get close to my sister and I. Her response? "Some guys don't date within their caliber." I was telling her, if I were a man, I'd evaluate myself inside and out and toast accordingly, for the girl I want should have no reason to reject me. I wouldn't be surprised if many of the guys who bash Naija women in this section are the lacking guys going for Kim Ks.

I've always wanted to open a thread for women to share their toasting experiences (but I haven't because I already know the result of such a thread). The kind of offers some of us get are ridiculous, and we're still made out to be witches. If I tell you I was asked out on a date by a homeless man at a train station, who would believe me? Yet it's true lol.

That's always been my motto anyway. If you want the best, then be the best and attract the best. A guy who is seriously trying to get a woman should give her no reason to say no. You don't have to be wealthy or even handsome. Just carry yourself well. If you're lacking in some areas, then make up for it elsewhere. You're not handsome? Then be compassionate. You don't have a job? Then put your skills to work and tell her your plans. No man or woman is without a flaw. Any man who puts his best foot forward can get the woman he desires. After all his attempts, if she says no, then the man isn't the problem.

Your post is a breath of fresh air, DN. Well done.

ubong560: That awkward moment when u say hello to a girl on d road and she snubs u, u bcom confused, then remove ur phone and start pressing to get rid of shame.

adexsimply: That awkward moment when you're trying to get past someone and you keep stepping to the same side as them
That awkward moment when you don't understand a joke and try and pretend you do by laughing.
That awkward moment when you offer someone your favorite food just trying to be nice and they take it.
That awkward moment when you open a packet of potato chips and just as you start eating them the room goes silent and everyone hears you munch loudly
That Awkward moment when you try grabbing a pole inside BRT but then holding someone else’s hand.
That awkward moment when you're Saying goodbye to someone then realizing they're going the same way as you.
That awkward moment when your chair gives a farting sound and you're unable to repeat it to prove your innocence

Itulah: Personally, I don't see nothing wrong talking dirty with another babe or ex on the social network(I maybe wrong) would that be enough to shatter her heart? Am confuse.

demelza: Washing face inside cinema? Wetin I no go see for Naija!
@Op, you could get busy with your phone, just browsing or playing games.

kundi90: Read the heading MOST, not ALL!