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Literature / Re: Red Ashes by iwakacome: 10:49pm On Feb 02, 2017
wizsolzy:


Ooooohhhhhhh mummy chumzy againnnnn....
Exercise of za oza rum laaaa.

haba is the exercise spiritual warfare? that it would almost make her feel like fainting.

Please get enough needed rest and get well soon. remember you have a large family waiting for you
Literature / Re: Red Ashes by iwakacome: 3:46pm On Jan 29, 2017
PoliticalThuG:
Useless story.. Lazy writer

hmmm a worthless no good, regressive simpleton just joined the thread you're welcome Commander in Chief of Failure Republic, heard your imagination stopped working so you retired lol. dead brain. Please let's enjoy the story without your drama. worthless sissy.
Literature / Re: Choices by iwakacome: 10:30pm On Jan 20, 2017
weldone Solomon, this is the first time I'm seeing the amazing work of a Solomon, the regular Solo are dull Solos. This is the first thread I have to read and re-read and still get wowed. Great work chief. My hands are up.
Literature / Re: Red Ashes by iwakacome: 9:39pm On Jan 18, 2017
hopeless slow poke bastard.
Literature / Re: WRONG NUMBER By Toyin Taiwo by iwakacome: 9:34am On Jan 13, 2017
Happy birthday great person. God bless you.

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Literature / Re: WRONG NUMBER By Toyin Taiwo by iwakacome: 10:58pm On Jan 12, 2017
rachealfst:
Dedication:
Junkie04, iwakacome, oluwaseun15, chinnyness122, Pwettyella, Awafolashade, Blecool, cho25bc, Bukkiminat
, OvialnChambers


I appreciate the mention. Daniel we are watching you.

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Literature / Re: Red Ashes by iwakacome: 9:27pm On Jan 12, 2017
Hello Chumzypinky, how was your day? Hope you had it wonderful. Please can you drop another update pls. Am hooked
Literature / Re: WRONG NUMBER By Toyin Taiwo by iwakacome: 7:39pm On Jan 11, 2017
Rahmoney:


Huh..Let the story end first..

shey we dey here na. I feel the best excuse he can give is that he's using this new chicken for her influence or money, which really isn't an excuse but make we dey watch am for HD

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Literature / Re: WRONG NUMBER By Toyin Taiwo by iwakacome: 5:58pm On Jan 11, 2017
all those guys justifying Tunde's actions, making excuses for him, hope you won't feel otherwise if it was your daughter at the receiving end?

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Literature / Re: WRONG NUMBER By Toyin Taiwo by iwakacome: 10:30am On Jan 11, 2017
wow. this one is strong

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Literature / Re: Red Ashes by iwakacome: 10:37pm On Jan 09, 2017
Chumzypinky:
So una neva c my breaklight since....make una no vex. I knw sey sum go don dey talk sey Mummy Pinky don run, i no run abeg. My phone don crash, na my hubby fone i dey use na. And school don resume, work don resume with full force, no semeseme again oo.

I work from 8am - 5pm, by 3pm i pick the kids up from school, rush and drop dem with dia maternal grandmum, den hurry back to wrk til 5pm, den i kari dem go house, bt nt b4 i branch market buy wetin we go chop.

Den oga at d top arrives by 7pm, work don start...i have to serve him his food, i have to shout at the top of my voice before d kids maintain dia sef.

I ddnt evn tel u guys wat hapned dis evnin. My youngest daughter, d agbaya of the house, use her small bicycle ride on top my phone, pieces d screen still injure on top. No b smal tin, i rush am go hospital...upon dat 1 hubby stil dey blame me. D stuff jst spoil my mood 2day eh...so make una no vex, its nt easy being a family woman.

I will reply d oda comments 2moro, bt as 4 nw, i nid 2 go to bed. See u guys later! I luv u all.

*whispers* who loves me enof 2 get me a new mobile fone?

As much as I love you and your work, I don't want your husband getting seriously jealous asking how you got a phone from another guy. so let's wait for him to get the phone. it's better safe than sorry.
Your schedule is one of the perks of being a lovely wife and mum.

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Literature / Re: Red Ashes by iwakacome: 8:14pm On Jan 08, 2017
Chumzypinky:

pls dnt vex yet. I dnt knw wats wrng wit me 2day, i'm jst nt in d mood 2 type anitin, bear wit me

I may understand, Sundays can be lazy and I assume the kind mood way you dey na your husband fit do am......sha invite us when the rice don 9months time

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Literature / Re: Red Ashes by iwakacome: 7:38pm On Jan 08, 2017
Madam wetin happen nau? No update today? Pls oh..... Hope you had a wonderful day
Romance / Re: Valley Of The Shadow Of Love. by iwakacome: 4:53pm On Jan 08, 2017
Chumzypinky:
Hahahahahahahaha....yeah, i'm stubborn, u cn say dat again. And tanx 4 d dedication.


If pple do not talk, me, Chumzypinky...must talk. What kind of a foolish gal is ds 1? Eh? Where she come from sef? I no jst understand. I don try talk sense into this foolish Pamela but mba!!!! D yeye gal has refused to listen 2 me.

My pple talk say birds of the same feathers dey flock 2geda, na iron dey attract magnet no b plastic. As Pamela foolish so, na make she dey attract foolish and futureless, ambitionless human beings like her. I swear 2 God who made me, i will nt, 4 no reason wil i date someone lyk Greg, nt because he's nt hot in bed or he has a child or something like dat bt... I jst dnt like him abeg.

Pamela wisen up! Please! Wen u go get sense sef? U dnt nid 2 have so many pple around u.

1, 2, 3 persons are enof. Nt wen u have dis 1, have 1 hav anoda 1, wetin happen? U b Buhari? Wen u have so many pple around u, u're open 2 heartbreaks and betrayals, u get luck say Claire no wipe off ur miserable ass frm d surface of d earth. As in eh...i tire 4 u. I no wan talk because if i start 2 dey talk eh...PamelB *ur namesake* go tire for me.

Bt i jst dey watch u. 4 ur mind all d guys dey fall 4 u, as hotcake wey u be, mtcheeeewww monkey! Yeye dey smell.

Everiday, u go kal dem, "make una come chop breakfast ooo" say ur hauz don turn Mr Biggs na.

If u gv dem food, wen dey are in nid of d 2nd food wer do u xpect dem 2 go? Pls answer dat questn 4 ursef. 4 nw i'm out....

I kinda share your views on Pamela, her foolishness seems to be a very high graded one.
Literature / Re: WRONG NUMBER By Toyin Taiwo by iwakacome: 1:37am On Jan 06, 2017
cheesy

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Literature / Re: Red Ashes by iwakacome: 10:13pm On Jan 05, 2017
Chumzypinky, great work, nice updates. I really appreciate the fact that even from your schedules you take time to update regularly and interact with NLers, esp the kids and hubby which are number 1 priority. you're wonderful.
Literature / Re: Red Ashes by iwakacome: 4:22pm On Jan 04, 2017
wow to beautiful updates. First a blood covenant then pregnancy. Someone is intelligently stupid in a doctorate way

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Literature / Re: Red Ashes by iwakacome: 11:52am On Jan 03, 2017
good morning ma'am. Nathan pls
Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade's Invitation To 2017 Grammy Awards [PICS] by iwakacome: 7:02pm On Dec 31, 2016
Heavance:
If it were Headies invitation, Nigerian artiste will give excuses that they have a show, but them go upload the ticket even carry flight go another country go firm VIP for where nobody know them.
I just hope they all talk to themselves, because the way it is going, Headies has been around before most of them came out, and Headies may outlive many of them........... 11years no be joke o, MAMA award sef never reach am.

Headies has failed to improve on innovation, increase its creativity by making its programme irresistible. When you compare with the foreigners you'll notice that every year they raise the bar of entertainment higher, their show surpasses it's self yearly and the failure of any act to appear doesn't hinder the show or make it tasteless. Headies should really think of improving else they will fade out.
Literature / Re: Red Ashes by iwakacome: 10:37am On Dec 31, 2016
Chumzypinky:

I stood up from the chair and collected the envelope. And when i read it, i felt insulted.

It was a love letter, from a very stupid boy! An errandboy.

'Kelvin!!!' i screamed.

TBC

This part got me laughing hard. beautiful work ma'am. really enjoying it.

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Literature / Re: Red Ashes by iwakacome: 4:42pm On Dec 28, 2016
Chumzypinky:
i drink moet rose
come and take my ATM
Literature / Re: Red Ashes by iwakacome: 2:58pm On Dec 28, 2016
Chumzypinky:
Magadon and iwakacome

removes invincibility gown. OP, I am with thee where ever thou goeth. nice story. OP what do you drink? I owe you.
Literature / Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by iwakacome: 11:10pm On Nov 28, 2016
hmmm bibi what's good? wonderful work with the story am really enjoying it.
Did a simple love gone wrong turn Funmi into a demonic vampire or what's up with her twist cos it totally different from the beginning.
Literature / Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by iwakacome: 5:20pm On Nov 18, 2016
Wow quite emotional
Literature / Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by iwakacome: 9:21pm On Nov 13, 2016
MozB:


i totally agree with you.. If there's anything Funmi should be doing is proving those ladies wrong and clearing the impression about Nigerian women. But no!! She's jst doing exactly what they said.

bro you have a point but at a point every human tends to be selfish, very selfish. It doesn't mean you're not spiritual or a bad person. It only means you're human. Remember Funmi was already losing touch spiritually, her bible reading had gone all time low amongst other things.

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