Kraspo:
A guy can NEVER be a mugu. Because no guy can have a million naira in his account and give 500k to a girl. If I give a girl 5million naira, just know I have a 500million naira in my account. I repeat! A guy can NEVER be a mugu.

You no even get idea how guys dey fall steady mugu. Guys have been doing mugu since SolomonBC

Just heard a story of a friend that tried to kill himself cos he's tried of the world and he feels frustrated. Now am wondering should I pity him or be honest and hard on him cos he has a little job that puts change in his hands monthly and he goes to school. What should I do?

Very nice photoshop. Look at the pictures closely

this is one reason why Nigerians esp those who voted will not wish Sai Baba well

to ? help am

Elzends:
Modify the topic

please NLers I was arguing with some friends about whether asking your partner for money or help is ok. Most of the girls believed that the guys should give without asking but how would someone give without knowing if you have any need? by the way he also has his? Abeg ladies and gentlemen of Nairaland make una help me judge oh

I was asked to knee down and apologies to my mate a lady for something I knew nothing of...... since then I don't need to say much, just make a sincere face, knee down on one knee toast them, the next thing is to blush and say yes, oh you're so adorable!!.

And with all these hikes in the prices of commodities, you still get home with the same pay cheque, that can't afford to sustain you for the whole month. My pain is that the masses feel the heat of the downslide in the economy, while the so called decision makers don't even line up to buy fuel, they don't go to the market, they don't even buy pure water to know some people can't affored these things again. Or how do you expect a security man or cleaner with a family of 5 mouths to survive?

Please whats PawPaw's work in the team cos I counted 11 players and 1 goal keeper. What position does he even play? sure it cant be defence

Emypresh:
I left her cos:
1) She nags and talks too much.
2) She once told me she will never settle down with a non-catholic
3) She would allow me finger her, suck her breast...she will do same to me....but wouldn't allow me straph her.
4) She's too proud and full of herself.
So after my birthday last yr....i told her it wz over.

pls let me understand you oh 'She would allow me finger her, suck her breast...she will do same to me' are you Kanye West Your babe fingers you [color=#990000][/color]

Was your education like mine?? I had very perfect mathematics teachers all through my schooling years. From primary school, where the Baba won't let us rest cos he believed we were lazy and professional crammers, to secondary school ( na that one bad pass), insult tire me; back then I had the impression that my maths teachers would rule the world oh! Since they had crazy expectation from us. Seem they've all gone to oblivion, can't believe I've not seen any of them in the news.

Abeg go collect Bsc oh, this country no get better future for Hnd holder oh.... I'm doing a professional course to top my Hnd so quick get sense oh

Harry Potter Series, can't get enough

You found me at the beginning then you lost me faster than you found me. Nigga forget this thing go prepare for church abeg

Blured:
Very funny . My heart really goes to the family of the victims of Paris attack. It shows the level that terrorism had gone to. We must condemn such acts and pray we don't fall a victim to an attack here in Nigeria. God bless you all.


Anyway, I'm a writter who writes to motivate on www.lessonoftoday.com

GPY in different ways
Thunder way go fire you don finish press up
How many victims of the Boko Haram attack have you prayed for
Do you know how many innocent Nigerian lives have been lost
You dey pray for Paris when your house dey almost burn finish
Idiot famzer

If you still don't get it just smoke weed and read it again, you'll find inspiration

ladyF:
He'll go checking all your social media accounts

He'll give u his ATM pin and phone passcode True love

It's [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again

Na Jazz...ATM pin ko Bedroom key ni
Love doesn't joke with ATM oh talkless of pin

One random morning like that, since I couldn't sleep all night long I decided to allow devil tempt me into jogging, 5am I left home that I must jog today. Na so I enter on street, as I enter na like 6 dogs dey do meeting. I declear blood of Jesus turn like robot enter gear 4. If no be God way make me hide inside gutter my parts for scatter like say na bomb meet me

Nigerians are unrepentant pretenders, imagine the same guys that would go all ends just to defile a lady, call himself a king for entering her leg now calling her a hoe, he that is without sin kindly throw the first stone.....#alphapretenders

LewisO:

U see now, alot of people are using peoples similar monikers and that leads to controversy of the main moniker they think u are the one when the person start misbehaving, and that will also cause assault for u too.

If this guy dare use this in "Politics Section" is something else he won't like what he will experience there with this moniker, nobody will tell him to deactivate this his account.

Keep calm bro.

Dude chill this is the first time am also seeing you frds moniker, there is no need a threat and last I checked war has never solved any problem...wakacome sorry if using a similar moniker is embarrassing to you, never seen or even heard of your's. Let's just live in peace. Thank you.

holatin:
just end it.

LDR - the road I will never tread again in my life

Share your experience

From personal experience and reading several
journals, the points below would be helpful if
you are in such relationship or about to embark
on one.
You need to communicate very often. You
are not allowed to be too busy not to at least
send one or two messages or make a call
through an entire day. Well, only reason might
be you are at a war front and couldn’t get
network connection. Asides from extreme
situations such as that, communication is key
because that is the only way you can express
your feelings and make up for the physical
absence. Technology has made this so much
more achievable through all kinds of apps and
interface. Constant communication strengthens
the bond and makes it easier to deal with the
absence.
You should be mindful of grudges in this kind of
relationship because the lack of physical
presence can escalate an issue that could have
been easily resolved. Understand your partner
and don’t be too quick to judge their situations.
Be in control of your temper and be ready to
bury your ego in resolving issues.
You need to be open. This kind of
relationships thrive on trust and good
understanding. Both of which are earned over
time. Some issues can be avoided if your
partner is aware of the reasons why particular
things took place. It doesn't matter that you are
not in the same place, if you are going to be
staying out late, let the other person know.
Carry each other along on the happenings in
each other's life just to avoid drama.
You need to have plans and expectations.
You should know where the relationship is
leading to. It makes no sense to be in a
relationship you are unsure about while
shunning other prospects. If you are both
serious about it and want to make it work, then
you should make plans. My husband and I
stayed in different cities before we got married
but we agreed at some point after my law
school, I was going to move to the city where he
was for my youth service to make things a lot
smoother. Having common goals and
expectations such as marriage plans makes the
commitment easier. That way, you’d know there
is a time frame for the separation and you will
both work bearing in mind that once the time
frame elapses, you will be back together.
You need to visit each other often. Come on,
how can you be in a relationship with someone
that stays four hours away and you haven’t
seen yourselves in years? That doesn’t look like
a relationship that is being taken seriously on
both ends. Much as communication helps,
seeing each other at intervals is also very
healthy for the relationship to bloom. You need
to be familiar with your partner’s environment.
Like understand what his/her day is like. You
are likely going to feel less awkward around
eachother if the visits are done regularly.
I understand this could be hard sometimes
especially the logistics involved if the other
person is out of the country but effort still has to
be made towards visiting. To weather this
storm, you can make permanent plans and take
major decisions such as relocating.
Whatever relationship you are into, it takes
hard work, disipline and dedication for it to
thrive. If you both love yourselves, then you
should be dedicated to the growth of what you
share. Stay positive

And this type of no news made fp na wa oh

Of all places to do a research na NL way dem no go talk truth you come.....all this dullimus that get high on pure water

Make I drop my chair am coming

Op the heat is too much for you to be smoking weed na..... Hug transformer #yimu