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lefulefu:
u and ur endtime tags

cum is obama ur maist y are u na used is pinshore errwia fur nl eh
ur maist is ride okada u her hia makes noise Mtcheeew cc redbeans iweecureyou fineboysmallprick itsjude

sexybbstar:
Mais, Je comprend

je cömprende yu le crayôn de munde le castre! Le bobi la compurande?
TRANSLASIONED---- cum why is u spik fwensh hia abi is dis look like fwensh senctions plis Mynd44 plis sean to dis girl dart is spik fwensh in our sension o







Sexybbstar= bony nash




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sexybbstar
itsjude lefulefu
thepussyhunter
Mrcork

Lemmy123:
I met a girl sometime around January in my neighbourhood. We got talking and when I sensed what some guys call 'green light', I moved swiftly into action by asking her out. She agreed, and with the way things are going, I think she falls deeply in love with me by the day; it would be surprising to know that this girl calls me at night and requests that we meet at a rendezvouz, and each time I come, it'd be either she wants to kiss me or she wants me to hold her until hell freezes. It got to a point I began to think that perhaps she wanted sex but couldn't say it outright as that might make her look cheap or something (according to the beliefs of most girls). It's not like am a perfect gentleman though but then I don't want it to look as if I was some sex starved guy that just want to put it in any available hole, as if sex is the sole reason I proposed to her, and at the same time, I don't want to keep shying away for long so she wouldn't think that am the not-man-enough kind of guy. So my question exactly is do I ask her for sex?

sean quession o wart wee u nar ask her for Mensurasion pad?
itsjude
lefulefu
thepussyhunter
iamkashybaby
aderola15
fineboysmallprick
Mrcork

redbeans:
nairaland ooo. This is the third time they will duplicate this same thread. I initially thought the fault was from me.

Cc.. Seun

His no form u o his from ya Ancestors




Mynd

MrCork:
..But why do all guys come to nairaland to beg for punnnnny?......beg..beg..beg..is this a normal behaviour? (Pls advice but pls don't lie!!)

Oh lawd i am beg and beg dart the merdisin i am gift dis old man is work but no.....His like is village winshes is followed him eh!!!!








Wainsted sperm



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redbeans
thepussyhunter
iamkashybaby
lefulefu
NWAAMAIKPE
Johnbull
Adaksbullet

redbeans:
please ignore this thread. I mistakenly created it twice

shartap sean ur heard hw wee u no misitakenly craese is twice wen u busy washing porned

cc Mynd44 plis do the neadful

Oyindidi:
[color=#556b2f]Broke guy no suppose get erection you eeh[/color]

Mtcheew if we is sean ur boyfwend nah am shuwore dart is no efin fine parss me

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itsjude

redbeans:
sometimes i feel like a woman because i lack what is required in order for girls to look my way.

- one of the pics portrays a guy rich up to the tune of 30 billion.

- one with a charming outlook.

- one with enough beards like that of fynestboi and maxi112. Just the way lionessca, makydebbie and the rest girls like it.

- one with a well-built body that looks sex-appealing.

Which category do you belong guys? For me, it's the same story. Just a big head with no property to my name

Mtcheeew me dart is fined parss dis ones

vewa discrision below!!


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iweecureyou
fineboysmallprick
thepussyhunter
lefulefu

redbeans:
sometimes i feel like a woman because i lack what is required in order for girls to look my way.

- one of the pics portrays a guy rich up to the tune of 30 billion.

- one with a charming outlook.

- one with enough beards like that of fynestboi and maxi112. Just the way lionessca, makydebbie and the rest girls like it.

- one with a well-built body that looks sex-appealing.

Which category do you belong guys? For me, it's the same story. Just a big head with no property to my name

sormtin is worried u abi wia is pics abi evan is kildnap dem pliss use ur lives fur somsin bera u hia or pose somsin reasonabu





Jobless man

lefulefu:
i am fine jor

u serf is somsi. Wrung ya heard why is u always derailed thrend eh

cc itsjude

Benita27:
I don't like free things.

Mtcheeew his peapu likes u dart wee efin corlect free prick from Mardmens












sean her Heard
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itsshola
itsfemi
fineboysmallprick
lefulefu
fitnessdoctor
ruggedman
adaksbullet
Mrcork
iamkashybaby
and the one dart corkroash his enter his heard
Thepussyhunter

thepussyhunter:
BREAKING NEWS:

Its your number presenter and favourite kenyan THEPUSSYHUNTER here again to give you undiluted, uncensored, and detailed info and news on all matters making headline...........

As usually we are televising live from the FVCK / ZAP news studio.........................................well to-evening in the studio with me is LIGHTENINGDICK a thread and health analyst
(this isnt an e-fight thread so we wont be having any of our e-war analysts with us to-evening )................we say welcome to you lightening





how about we go straight to the headlines

"NAIRALAND THOUSAND-NIA, BUSINESS MOGUL AND FAMOUS FAST RISING HEALTH BLOGGER MR PAUL SAMUEL POPULARLY CALLED FITNESSDOCTOR AND RUGGEDFITNESS HAS COME OUT TO SAY HE'LL BE GIVING OUT FREE RECHARGE CARDS TO TEN LUCKY PERSONS LATER TODAY"

the handsome young vibrant and intelligent health specialist/blogger has come out just two days after he was accused of being a scam
(he was accused of being bogus by a certain nl-er {name withheld} cos his health advice and remedies failed to work for that nairalander) to surprise the world or as he puts it "to freely give" to the people by generously giving out free recharge cards to 10 persons later tonight........




rumours spreading is he'd be giving out ten thousand (#1000 each) naira worth of airtime to the ten lucky and FASTEST persons.........

{Yes you heard us right, the "fastest ten persons would win it all for mr paul had decided to make it free and fair )
but our sources say he'd be giving out #100 airtime to each of the ten persons

also news just reaching our desk says only people using these two networks ;MTN and AIRTEL, are eligible to this fun fair...........





as we speak most notable top men and ladies here on nl (romanceland especially) have all pitched their tents here and are currently calling out to their friends and family members to come partake in this..............
Others have decided to log into their alternates so their chances of winning would move up the stake alittle




our producers have just asked us to make a shout out and praise the resilience and determination of those who have already camped here
viz:
mama oyindidi
nairalands most cute dickhead fynestpotato (who admitted his undying love for free things.........continue the hustle bro)
pretty miss rebirthforgoody (issoraite)
CYBERWEAVE (the first person to enter the thread.............bros you too much jareh)
beautiful lady mhizesther
jobless hot, cute record breaking adonis mr redbeans (chairman weh done sah)
OUR HONORABLE RESPECTABLE NAIRALAND ........... AMONGST DEM LADIES BROS LEFULEFU (my oga you do well to call everybody.,.......but as you no call me thunde must strike ur 14 inches cock)
awoof boss, lord tuham (na so you like free things wey u wan give bros lefu ur loving grand ma as im second wife eh )
oga elmodon (na wa for you o)
pastor iododon
.............etc etc





our reporter TIGHTDEEPPUSSY just relayed to us that one mysterious lady named benita27 has come out to publicly state that she is not taking part in dis ish as "SHE DOESNT LIKE FREE THINGS"
can u believe it

anyways an insider has told us that she wishes to secretly partake in it as she was sighted pitching her tent in a hidden scluded area close to the thread......

Anyways let us go back to the scene to get more.........
Hold on please
are my eyes deceiving me
guess who just walked into the thread.........































yea you guessed right...
Its our one and only HOT SEXY NAIRALAND PYSCHO CHIEF IWEECUREYOU"

we really have to go back to the thread to know why this honorary person has decided to grace this thread with his presence
STAY WITH US!!!

cum o his like corkroash his enter u heard abi why u make dem notifry myn presence eh plis pose reasonabu Mtcheeeew

Officiallyme:
Guy u fit read the poo u write so??....Miscreant

wainsted sperm sea ur heard

Officiallyme:
Guy u fit read the poo u write so??....Miscreant

u too reald wat u is pose nurnsense



Asshowl

sexybbstar:
I don't want to comment... Bye bye

Dart is why i am say corkroash is ur brain.U say u are no commens why u na commensin eh didiri

Officiallyme:
Ladies and gentlemen of nairaland. Please I have an issue. There is this girl that told me point blank. "Guy,I love u and I want us to date". I dunno what to say to her because I currently have a girlfriend. She told me that she developed feelings and can't stop thinking about me. I know it's very hard to say no to a lady because it's really going to make her feel very bad. Please guys do u think there's any way I can tell her that won't make her feel bad??.

PS-Do u think it's a good idea discussing it with my girlfriend??.

No tyme to reald ur rolbish pose lemme gift u dierelsion
Turn rice u wee se one car turn lefs u wee see one man keap turny till u meat ur end Mtcheeew

redbeans:
i'm sitting somewhere at my duty post reflecting on how women have really wash juju in our eyes. All we do is to impress them.

- we work from the beginning of the month, for what purpose? to be found worthy and man enough by our wives/girl friends and call girls.

- by 2moro or there about, i will receive my peanut. more than half of which i might use to lash 'okpo'. And no food at home o.

- samson, david, adam, solomon, abacha and other great men were fallen by women. We are trapped. Either now or later

winthout wemen dia wee nort bea one otondo like u posin trash up and down

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itsfemi
itsshola
itsjude
airforce1
smellingmenses
fineboysmallprick
madmanishia
thepussyhunter
Mrcork
iamkashybaby
uglygirlfinetoto
redbeans
boiledrice
And so on and so fort

marisdgreat:
Any man, that is not married to you and ask for your nude pictures, is having rape notion and completely lusting after you, do not expect anything serious after he had his way with you, is either you are in for nothing in the end or you retract your steps in that conversation or relationship now, true love doesn't begin with trade of nudity but purity. A man should be able to prove to you mentally and morally, that he's capable of being "the man you sort for" not always giving you the impression that he's a ravisher except you are wag like him, then you have no reason to complain. "birds of same feather" you can say. Emotions takes time to develop, but libido doesn't, it stimulate in seconds be wise!!

God nose dart i wee neva ask girl like u fur noodes u are damn too ugl* chai pusssyy wee bea blark as fork chai aaiiyama

SingleDad1:

stewpind quension kimkadarshian allow her sexs tapes to lick for free nko pliss dornts u aff anysin realsonabu to pose

thepussyhunter:
in the world today, most people take the occupation of the opposite mate as a very improtant factor to be considerd before venturing into any relationship with such person.............

The questions now are::

"IS THE OCCUPATION OF ONE'S ADMIRER OR SPOUSE A SUPER IMPORTANT FACTOR TO BE CONSIDERED BEFORE STARTING A ReLATIONSHIP?

"CAN YOU BREAK UP WITH OR DIVORCE YOUR GiRLFRIEND / BOYFRIEND OR WIFE / HUSBAND COS OF HIS OCCUPATION / CAREER?



WHAT OCCUPATION WOULD YOU HAVE LOVED TO DATE ANY GUY OR GIRL FROM?
(dont know if this sentence is correct sha but i trust you got the question )








for me though i'll say occupation doesnt really matter like that and i cant break up with my girlfriend cos of her occupation (if her occuppation na olosho-ism den......)

i would have loved to date a lady who is a "CRIMINAL" sha............(not all those petty ashawo thieves o......i mean dem evans kinda criminal )

oya drop ur answers to all 3 questions

Op pliss sumarice ur pose i am no understanding
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fineboysmallprick
lefullefu
iamkashybaby
sexybbstar
itsjude
Mrcork
felixmor
redbeans
boiledyam

FitnessDoctor:
Hello guys. its your favorite health blogger Paul Samuel FitnessDoctor
.
So I was thinking about hosting a completely free recharge card giveaway which means you have to do nothing to get it.
.
I will just type the pin here on nairaland and the fastest people to enter it get the recharge card.
.
I will release 10 cards (mtn and airtel) of #100 in the first round and increase the amount of the recharge card in the next round.
.
I am still thinking about this so if you are interested in getting something like this from your favorite health blogger you can like and comment on this post.
.
Stay Healthy, Stay Wise

wen u is ready quote me i wee like to shop ya mourny

thepussyhunter:
jesuu!!!!

Are you for real?

abeg wait make i go set up equipments

this must make headlines

i aff proof read myn pose dart i am qoute him tellin me
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fineboysmallprick
lefulefu
iamkashybaby
sexybbstar
and so om and so fort

barallanee:
Dear nairalanders/romancelanders pls wish ur sister and friend ah happy birthday... God bless you all..love ya muahhh


















Love u

so wart is u wants me to do eh mtcheew pliss pose somsin realsonabu


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itsjude
lefulefu
thepussyhunter
fineboysmallprick

barallanee:
Dear nairalanders/romancelanders pls wish ur sister and friend ah happy birthday... God bless you all..love ya muahhh


















Love u

so wart is u wants me to do eh mtcheew pliss pose somsin realsonabu

itsJude:
Let me not say my mind, op well done, una go dey give girls importance wen she insults u 2moro u go forget ur see finish work like this



I will print out this thread and use it to pack dog shitt

Chai dart is why we talked dart corkroash is enter ur brain tell me y u wee first prinst it den steal use it to prak dog shitts eh abi brain as filnish?




Shift lemme die

thepussyhunter:
my oga wetin sup

news dey for me?

Nurthin his juss Mrcork dart is pms me dart he love me dart his gay dart i am no understanding

itsJude:
come if na play stop am , which kind yeye mention be this?

cum Mr jude is ur problem ok abi is cokroash enter ur brain abi prick dey pain u curse i am no no whu is called u in dis marta o dart u juss cum hia and open mouth like bonga fish abeg pliss parked well o i aff curstomass to attends to.








Mtcheeew

MrCork:
fine boy....niggggga am in love with ya!!

ok