she don dey old, make she do marry jor

Lolz, Op ya Dope.... Ah swear

i knw myself, i would write n get extra script.. Lolz....

Nice 1, but Op stingy die..

Lordsocrates:
wailers hiiii, go and research and find ways of rubbishing china from which we get all our import, so as to rubbish this good news... #MmeNditorUfokIfot

Why do we Nigerians like politicizing everything, instead of seeking for indepth clearification.
Laughing @ #mmeNditorUfokifot.... Mbok ku nam yak nsak!!!

kokoA:
I can remember when I told the most worwor chick in my class that my guy was seriously in love with her but didn't know how to tell her. This chick tormented my guy's life for a whole semester.

heheheheh, yhu wicked die... I can imagine avoiding an ungly chick like a plague, n she still follow u thinking u inlove wit her... Lolz

I always want it all....not Oliver twist tho.
I cant marry some1 i dont love, neither would i marry some1 that does not love me...

So give me both pls

ATMC:
Worst lie


Pay your tithe, it's a DEBT you owe. (And I say seriously, you mean Bro Jesus left out some debt?)


Funniest

I was checking out one guy's picture in my phone then my sister peeped and said "You love him?"

I went "Nooooo, he is the guy that invented flash share".

**I actually like the guy a whole lot**

Girls can pretend not to like a cool dude..... But the Flash share invention got me rolling...WTF

Today 7th of April is world tell a lie day.
So Guys and Ladies, what is the worst /funniest Lie you have ever heard, and the worst /funniest u ve told.

Here is mine:
Worst:
My guy raised a false claim in their estate, claiming to ve won 7.3Mill with 9jaBet, he pop plenty spirits for guys, one big girl that was giving him tough time ended up sleeping in his room that night. Its took like a week for d lie to be bosted, but the damage was already done. LolZ

Funny:
way back in sec sch, there was this my guy that came to sch 1 particular day, full of smiles with #500, so we asked him wats up?
He said he told his stingy step mum that he needs #500 for DIspensary in sch, and the stingy mum jus ans "FOR DISPENSORY"? Pls check my handbag n get it.
Jus to form as if she knows d meaning of d word.

#share urs

Op dey there, dey decieve yaself.... Yhu will die of fantasy..... £ndTime April Fool....

Birds of the same feather, flock together... $£X worker

stop posting fake news on nairaland... ;Dstop posting fake news on nairaland...

Purezoe:
I stumbled on a post on nairaland sometime ago about a company called Zoe Sharpening Tech And Engineering that deal on Clipper blade Sharpening machine. I made inquiry on Clipper blade Sharpening from the barbers in my area but was surprised to know that they all go to a neighboring town in kano. Even though I was a lady I was ready to do any job that could fetch me good money.
I contacted the company and we negotiated. I obtained a loan and add it to the money I saved during nysc to purchase the machine. I was given 1hr training on the point of purchase. When I returned to my base in Kano I mounted the machine in one corner of the house because I had no shop them. I printed cards and advertised my services to the barbers around. They were excited and patronized me the next day. They brought 5 to 20 Clipper blades for Sharpening while I charge N150 to N200 to sharpen one blade. The barbers were even the ones advertising my services to their colleagues which led to high patronage in matter of weeks.
I have been able to repay most of the loan and have rented a shop for my clipper blade Sharpening service. I am very happy with my job now. Thank God for Nairaland.

please can u link me? I base in calabar, im interested in the business

I laugh

Good 1

Noise makers.. Space booked

E no concern me. Space booked

I saw him yesterday @ Murtala Muhammed Highway when I was heading to work.... I guess the man is mental tho...

asumo12:

Laff wan scattered ma Anus

asumo12:

Laff wan scattered ma Anus..

Their own cup of coffee .

I don't get it... PSV to loss?

How sure re u?

I dey fear I swear.... #DatCalabarBoy

Who should we believe, fake result everywhere... So far GMB winning on Nairaland n twitter.. I knw GEJ is winning in Nigeria.. . https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10153151874951407

I just read this comment by ovie ovie on a post and i had to copy and paste..."he that has ears let him hear"...pls vote not fight

When the deadliest civil WAR breaks out all of us ranting here APC and PDP note that the elites you are fighting for on social media will survive with their families but you and i will be refugees in Benin Republic and other countries if we survive it,and they will still sit at a peace accord meeting somewhere in Ghana ,South Africa or the U.N to still decide your fate and fly back their families with their private jets to continue using those who survived,if i may ask where are their children? they are all abroad in safe keeping,Nigerian youths listen and listen good,we have only one Nigeria,what the RADIO did to Rwanda is what SOCIAL MEDIA IS DOING TO NIGERIA NOW,the worst CIVIL WAR IN THE HISTORY OF AFRICA AND MANKIND IS IMMINENT,we are all pushing NIGERIA TO WAR,there will be no winners or losers,Nigeria ,you and i will lose atlast,the U.S/ the West promised SYRIA and LIBYA better life where they would be free from dictators and corrupt leadership, today you can see how free these countries are,Iraq inclusive after Sadam,Americans are safe in their country happy and laughing over the suffering they have caused using divisive propaganda to destroy them,Nigerians be warned a great WAR is at hand all of us here might not be alive to tell the story but i bet you ,all the elites and their children will be alive to tell the story.You and i don't own oil wells and private jets,then what are we fighting for.They want you to be counted as casualties so there would be a case .Please say no to violence if GEJ wins he wont feed his village if Buhari wins he wont feed his village,and nothing will change ,there is no time a govt will solve all your problems.There are more beggars and homeless people in the U.S than Nigeria even in Obamas backyard in Chicago homeless people queue up for food hand outs daily.STOP PUSHING NIGERIA TO WAR WITH SO MUCH HATE ON SOCIAL MEDIA BE WARNED OF WHAT THE RADIO DID TO RWANDA. We might not live to tell the STORY.Lets preach LOVE and KINDNESS.

I like the part he said "there are more beggars and homeless people in the US than Nigeria..even in obama's backyard in chicago homeless people queue up for food handouts daily" .....Nigerians want jonathan the magician to perform signs and wonders!