Best april fool of 2015: Best spoofs and pranks

cruzita:
and you want us to believe this?

You believing this is another April fool to u

jubebaister:
My landlady woke me me up with a knock. I opened. She told me she's sick. That if she stays 2 days without sex, that she normally faints. I was like, I'm I a doctor?

Imagine that.. She said her husband travelled, so she needs sex urgently otherwise she wil faint in my house. I didn't want her to faint. I asked her to go pls. Me no want trouble. Beside her story is not convincing. But I had a 2nd thought when she wanted to fall down I held her to lift her up. She started crying, kissing me, I responded.

We ended up making love. But I made sure I licked her puccy dry before doing the real thing so that she won't forget me. She confessed her husband hasn't done that to her before. She had been eyeing me though.

I was shocked when she told me it's April Fool. Gush. I felt like crying that I have been used. I felt dirty. But what she did next cleared all the guilt from my mind.

She went to her apartment, and brought a cheque of 50k for me. I was so happy. She said I shouldn't tell anyone in the compound to avoid gossip.

I'm so happy. Though I won't do that again with her.

guy you are doing it again 2morrow... I have seen it

April fool story.

Op dey there, dey decieve yaself.... Yhu will die of fantasy..... £ndTime April Fool....

Audreah:
incredible!

Incredible lie you meant to say?

You lick her honey pot dry b4 staffing. Doctor so you also de do de do. There is God

End time adulterous liar

getting over what happend in Egypt pls...don't add to it...the post looks fake...getting over what happend in Egypt pls...don't add to it...the post looks fake...getting over what happend in Egypt pls...don't add to it...the post looks fake...

Nairaland no supposed accept small picking like u.


hw dat one tey relevant to dis forum now?

Lol

The story ia fake. Maybe he's been eyeing his landlady's back. But remember she's legally and spiritually somebody else's.

Anyways, all these claiming, I bet you, with the situation in Nigeria, if this becomes a job, most (able though) men will quit their own jobs and stand on qeue - showcasing their super-abilities in cunnilungus. Imagine, one kpes for N50k! A good wewk should see you smiling to the bank with not less than N1m

I bet you, if it becomes a case, 99% unemployed graduates will jump on each other like imigration recruitment. I'm not talkng about our girls in the same shoes, theirs is an encyclopedia.

chai.na so person dey colect hiv collect change with am

NaWetinDey:
Lol

The story ia fake. Maybe he's been eyeing his landlady's back. But remember she's legally and spiritually somebody else's.

Anyways, all these claiming, I bet you, with the situation in Nigeria, if this becomes a job, most (able though) men will quit their own jobs and stand on qeue - showcasing their super-abilities in cunnilungus. Imagine, one kpes for N50k! A good wewk should see you smiling to the bank with not less than N1m

I bet you, if it becomes a case, 99% unemployed graduates will jump on each other like imigration recruitment. I'm not talkng about our girls in the same shoes, theirs is an encyclopedia.

Not fake bro