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All well and good, I got my invitation this afternoon, I just wish to ask, which position are we been tested for?

sorry, there is an existing thread about this. https://www.nairaland.com/1890762/else-got-message-idisco

i got this text just now, if u also got the same, kindly let us share idea about it.
thanks.

eriyeson: Am january 12, any gal of same date will be a special gal to me.

Holla birthday mate. I ain't a girl though

ijeomaayuba: Yes I would love to marry someone like my father because my father is caring and loving.

I am caring and loving, marry me biko.

My mum as my wife, hell yeah, but my dad as my kinda wife, hell no, that's my carbon copy. Sharp sharp house go collapse. Smh for me and my dad.

Good day please, I got this same message also. the location scares me, pls let's kindly confirm it. Thanks

franzis: Did I just make front page... Abeg make I sleep first and wake later to be sure I ain't dreaming ... Thanks MODs

Nairaland pple sha, somehow for una.

Eyop: Yeah i understand but some guys are very notorious but all the same the story isn't complete because sometimes the lady in question may have cheated or be involved in several other relationships that this guy was able to uncover but decided to play along. Some girls/ladies are used to doing that and sincerely if such happens & i know,that relationship can never proceed to the next stage.

Thank you o, our nowadays nasty ladies, some guys can be foolish sha, love blinds there eyes and they blame themselves later.

dBard: had one like that ..met in camp, started dating, a yr plus later she had already started 'marriage posturing', while I was still trying to settle in n arrange my life by Gods Grace. after plenty issues arising, we broke n 6mths later she was married n preggy.

Funny tin is, I was Actually quite serious wit her ..first girl I took home n all that.


fiancee has bin wit me 3yrs plus b4 I proposed, n now am certain, I (God Favor) can provide comfortably f her.

Congrats bro, it's worth the wait. Moral of it is, don't, I repeat, never in ur life rush into a relationship talkless of engagement.

Eyop: The part that annoyed me was "you used and dump me" what does she mean by that? Did the guy in question cage her,rape her,forcefully did what he did without her consent,etc She was stupidly in love but i don't blame her anyway. Girls/ladies should shine their eyes cos a lot of guys have sold their conscience.

A time we all enjoyed together, not really that guys sell there conscience, they probably have big dreams you should support them with, give them space, don't choke them. It could have helped my ex, but she isn't patient.

dBard: Abi o!
jumping into relationship s with a marriage time frame in mind forgetting that It Is a relationship, u both work on the relationship n if...maybe, it may lead t marriage. It's a natural progression.
Poor girl sha.

I could Almost feel her pain

My guy, na so o, I no fit just handle am, I like d geh sha, but a Nigga gats fight for his life, just started working and an undergraduate is trying to calculate marriage for me. They don't think at all.

franzis: I’d feel like I just wasted four years of my life if this is not heading anywhere

Girl: So…
Guy: So…
Girl: I need for us to have this conversation
Guy: What conversation?
Girl: We’ve been together for four years
Guy: Yea?
Girl: And I need to know where this is heading to
Guy: Oh boy!
Girl: Listen baby, it is only fair to define this. Four years of my life is a lot to ask for
Guy: What do you mean?
Girl: I’d feel like I just wasted four years of my life if this is not heading anywhere
Guy: Babe, it’s a relationship… not a death sentence.
Girl: You don’t get it, do you?
Guy: Make me get it
Girl: It is time to define US. Where are we heading to?
Guy: We…we are in a relationship. It’s a destination. Isn’t that enough?
Girl: So where is the next bus-stop?
Guy: Every day we stop and pick up new ways of loving each other…that’s how it works.
Girl: So when do we get to the bus-stop where you propose to me? Or aren’t we going to get engaged?
Guy: …
Girl: Baby, say something!
Guy: I earn N120k… I am not ready for marriage.
Girl: I didn’t say marriage, I said engagement.
Guy: What’s the difference? One is supposed to lead to the other, right?
Girl: Baby, I have to wear an engagement ring just for the satisfaction of knowing that this is leading somewhere
Guy: For how long? Another four years? So you can finally brand me a monster for tying you down for eight years?
Girl: Do you plan to tie me down for that long?
Guy: I don’t know, babe. I just know that I’ve seen too many f%&ked up situations and I am in no hurry to get engaged or married or any of that.
Girl: So are we f%&ked up?
Guy: No…but…look at Francis and his wife…they quarrel like drunk cats! Guy earns barely above what I earn and he already has two kids. The minute you get married the kids start popping out like popcorn. It’s shitty. It doesn’t interest me at all.
Girl: Wait, let me understand what you are saying… Are you saying marriage is shitty, and you have no interest in having kids?
Guy: No, not right now. I’m not interested. I can’t afford that lifestyle on my salary.
Girl: Then dream bigger, aim higher…’cos I’m tired of waiting!
Guy: Then don’t wait. You don’t have shackles on your feet.
Girl: WHAT?!
Guy: Babe, see…I love you, but I’m not going to promise what I can’t afford to give. If you can understand that then we can continue loving each other, if not then it’s fine. I understand.
Girl: I can’t believe you!
Guy: Wh…what do you want me to do?
Girl: The right thing!
Guy: But this is the right thing. I’m not going to lie to you nah!
Girl: So four years just go by like that and I’m supposed to just walk away?
Guy: Don’t walk. Stay with me.
Girl: Until when?
Guy: Until…what do you mean, “until when?” Isn’t this a relationship?
Girl: That is heading nowhere!
Guy: Ok…ok! So it seems we have very different views about this, ‘cos if you ask me I’ll tell you that this is fulfilling in itself, and it is enough for me- just having you in my life and sharing it together.
Girl: I will never forgive you if you don’t do the right thing. And God will judge you.
Guy: Oh boy! What are you on about?
Girl: If you think you can just use me and dump me…
Guy: Use you?! How? We are dating! How is that “using” in anyway?
Girl: And I’m supposed to just stay in a relationship that has no plans to evolve?
Guy: I thought we were evolving just fine. Loving, sharing, learning…
Girl: This is bullshit! And karma will get you for this!
Guy: Babe, I didn’t f%&k you without your permission. Everything we did, we did because we wanted to. And if we break up now, it will be because we stopped wanting the same things. Our needs changed. Mine is still straight, but you want other things I can’t give; so how does that make me a bad guy?
Girl: Is this a plan to marry someone else? Piss me off and then go get a new chick, abi?
Guy: You are not listening…you never listen. I am presenting to you a simple case: I do not have the money to buy you an engagement ring…I don’t have money to pay LindaIkeji to cover our “surprise engagement” that we’d have at The Galleria, with your palm over your mouth feigning surprise and acting like you didn’t tie my balls to do it. I do not have money to entertain your friends and family…and I, sure as hell, do not have the money to plan a wedding, or move you into my small apartment. And I will not have kids popping out from every hole in your body just so I can tick all of society’s boxes. I don’t have the money…and guess what, I don’t have any interest in doing all of that.
Girl: So why did you date me?
Guy: Gosh! Are you serious?!
Girl: Answer me, damn it!
Guy: I dated you because we liked each other! Heck, you showed as much interest as I did… you attacked me like a tigress on our first night. I didn’t force you to cook, clean…you did it willingly just as much as I did all I did freely. Why are you now making it seem like we had an agreement four years ago that I am reluctant to fulfil?
Girl: I am a woman, and you let my biological clock tick away like that!
Guy: Aaaaargh! What do you want from me?
Girl: Ok…what if I settle everything? I work too and I can buy the engagement ring for myself and pay for a photographer to capture the moment. It will be on a yacht not at The Galleria…I’ll pay BellaNaija to put it up. All you need to do is slip it into my finger. For the wedding, I’ve been saving for four years. I have enough to cover my dress, the cake, the hall, the food, MC and photographer… you can take care of your suit and the Deejay.
Guy: Wow! What can I say? Are you sure you are not on some cheap meds?
Girl: Excuse me?!
Guy: Babe, you know what? I think it is best we break up. I can’t deal with this right now.
Girl: Really?!
Guy: Yes, really.
Girl: You evil man! I stayed with you, nursed you when you were ill…bought you the best gifts four years in a roll for your birthday…sucked you, kissed you, loved you like you were the last man on earth…
Guy: I sucked you too; ate you well like you were the sweetest cake in the store; bought you nice gifts; travelled with you; heard you cry, laugh… helped you get better at your job…supported you when you feared you had breast cancer. I did what a boyfriend should do. So what’s your point?
Girl: Shut up! You devil!
Guy: *sighs* Babe, I can’t give you what you want. I’m just not ready for it. I’m sorry.
Girl: I gave you the best years of my life.
Guy: And I gave you the best of what I could afford. Cut the pity party, abeg. You are the one asking for more, you are the one who’s unfair. So why blame me? You are the one ending the relationship; I’m just trying to be sincere.
Girl: God will shame you! I will get married before the end of this year.
Guy: Oho! So you’ve been cheating on me?
Girl: I never cheated, but God sees my heart and He will give me my heart desire and shame my enemies.
Guy: So you’ll be getting married to a stranger then?
Girl: Love happens in mysterious ways!
Guy: Good. Send me an invite.
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PS: Ah Love! What a burriful thang!

That was me some months ago, though my relationship then was one and a half yr. but I am not regretting it. Keeps me focused. Ladies and there marriage palava. You just won't get some rest and neither can u win them, they are always selfish

kalan: Mon- fridays

Pls, how much is the total tuition fee for mechanical engineering

lirusehn: like seriously numb 3 (saying thanks wen a lady accepts them on Facebook) sucks. I hate it like hell.

Ok, so i give u $1million likes

francizy: The best banks to work with plus GTB and Zenith.. Every other bank dey learn..
Well, am older than the stated age for this KPMG stuff but I must apply... They teach us how to be dishonest and we are making good use of the opportunity...

I so much like u.

kalan: Mon- fridays

Bad. very bad. I'll be on the look out for another program.
And is it a must to be around for lectures all the time?

francizy: Guy if you get connection to work in a bank, no wait till I slap you first before u grab am... My cousin studied Elect/Elect Engineering and had a 2.2. On a normal day, it might have taken him several years to get job but while hanging out at a bar, a friend just asked him to bring in his CV and he was taken in for grad trainee at Diamond bank just a month after NYSC. Now he's probably making close to 300k monthly... Me way graduate with 2.1, Metallurgical and Materials Engineering, still dey hunt for job for close to 7 months now after NYSC...

Pathetic country, finished NYSC about the same time with u, I dey eye, firstbank and diamond shasha

kalan: Msc Mech is a FT course and i dont know how you will cope while working, since most lectures are held in the mornings and some afternoon.
But if your job is not too time demanding, its ok. with 2.73, you are ok.

Thanks bro, but, are the lectures mostly during the week, or Thursdays downward. I'll like to ask if u know someone in the system or who has passed through it, kindly connect me to such, thanks so much. Gracias

bbdrown: it's well. There are firms that recruits 2-2 candidates too. Try applying in banks, etc if u wldnt mind working there.

I really don't mind, but engineering is my passion, still pushing it through automobile sha, will try energy also.
Thanks for ur concern

Kachisbarbie: Who dash me, na dia I wan dieee. One of my boyfriends way back helped me pass there, then I continued. I played GTA n didn't finish it, jumped to SA, bc of all da graphics and fast cars....lol.

Lol... I just love games naturally. It has reduced now because I have a family to attend to. But when ma kids get to da age, we would be digging it out...

Oh, so u have kids and still play game, u should be caned, do u want to corrupt them? Nice one. I find ladies that can play game sexy. That's cool

Kachisbarbie: Hehehe, I'm not a lady in the game na, that's why I see it as fun.

But that isn't fair, I have a friend who will kill to meet u, he would like to even game u on d internet. I find your type masculine, u can beat ur husband just kidding.

Kachisbarbie: Yes I do, but I can't score goal shaaa. Even if na only me and keeper, even shot on target I fit manage get only (2)two.
I started playing defensive, trying to ensure my brother doesn't win(score) me . He would still win...so I got frustrated and stopped.

Ahha, now you are talking, I play need for speed too. When I wan jonse, I play Taxi...lol
I love GTA because of the 'Role Replacement'...I don't just sit in 1 car and drive, I can come out of the car, I can socialise, go to the gym, [font=Lucida Sans Unicode]I can even razzle 'hoes'..etc

'I can come out of the car, I can socialize, go to the gym, I can even razzle hoes'
That moment when u hear a lady razzle hoehoe
I bow o

chillykelly86: Sir, we only offer this package for Mtn.
However, many others offer etisalat as well.

Ok, thanks

Hi all, thanks for this group, I am intending to apply for Msc, mechanical engineering, design and production option.
I have a 2.73cgpa second class lower, what are my chances, i am also working and still intend to keep working as no other means of sponsorship, can I handle the lectures?
Thanks to you all

Beefers don't grow

Beefers don't grow

Choi, see as ladies dey congratulate u, I hope u are safe. @ Killerbeauty, I sight u

KillerBeauty: Congrat Lation

No follow him o, cos small time u go begin to dey like himhim just kidding. Congrats bro, I got a job through here also, still looking for a bigger fish though

My problem Na second class upper issue, Na lower I get and in the next 3yrs, I'll still be wishing I had an upper. So pathetic. Mechanical engineering for that matter

Wait, Na only mtn get dis kind package o?

Company has no name? Check d address, my $1million, Na gnld