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Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Weirdest Thing You Have Done To Survive? by Iykejohn419(m): 10:52pm On Jun 05, 2020
Greatfullheart:
During my ND IN AUCHI POLY,I drank garri and groundnut morning, afternon and evening for 3 straight days until i couldnt see anymore. My room kept giving out my foodstuffs. upon the hunger i fell ill(malaria). later i and my of my course had to sneak into someone else's banana plantation to cut unriped banana to boil and eat with red oil. Upon the suffer no result to show the carryover i came back to write the unfornate old lecturer gave me back to back until i lost it.


That's really sad.... E get lecturers wey God supposed punish for us oooo, like this man failed me bcx I no concur to contribute give am 1500 for sport equipment wey ah no even use sef.The bastard still embarrass me wen I went back to write d course again.... Twas really a bad experience den, but I really feel for u sha
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Weirdest Thing You Have Done To Survive? by Iykejohn419(m): 10:31pm On Jun 05, 2020
Nawa oooo....Nah so so 200lvl tynz happen

During my yr1 2nd semester wen I had no cash on me, I ate eba with red oil and raw egg(egg soup)" mad mixture" hahahaha....

For my yr2, nah im ah know say garri is life bcx i drank garri without sugar for 3day so tae I dey rotate am, eat am raw today, drink am tomorrow....

The trekkings that period wen pocket dry no be childs play oooo,ah know weytyn Sun ☀ do me

E get where hunger hold me reach, ah start to chop anything ah see not minding where it comes from or how it got there oooo

Las Las I'm still alive and thanking God for saving my life bcx during those hard times, I never felt sick even with all d mumu food combination and concoctions wey fit purge person.

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Weirdest Thing You Have Done To Survive? by Iykejohn419(m): 9:38pm On Jun 05, 2020
zionmde:
ate raw indomie
2 packs


Ate raw garri mixed with salt


boiled white rice and ate with indomie spices mixed with water

ate a soup dat has been sour for 2dayd

for those of us who know pH very well
I trekked from choba to rumuola, from rumuola to Rumuokoro, den back to choba in search of teaching job

trekked from Mile3 to choba on an early morning

went to a wedding centre to beg guests for money so I can survive



but thank God, we don't look like wat we have been through. Never give up, always focus on where u are going to


Guy u strong oooo..... U are a legend, at least u get story wey u go tell ur children.....

The trekking no be shilds sha.... I don trek too oooo but nah from Choba to rumuokoro
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Weirdest Thing You Have Done To Survive? by Iykejohn419(m): 9:31pm On Jun 05, 2020
Baloranking:
grin grin

Back in 200l, University people go understand say second semester na owu period.

No cash on me that time,one babe saved me then , she gave me raw rice, as I dey cook I no allow the rice soft I just add palm oil,salt and pepper dey chop am from fire.


Gosh, the good old days grin


Frontpage material cool




No be lie sha.... I did dis too when I luckily found d raw rice dat I kept away from guyz wey dey always come my room con chop

Mad concoction lol....
Jokes Etc / Re: Abeg Which Matter Una Dey Settle For Area Today Cos Since 5am I Don Dey Settle M by Iykejohn419(m): 10:55pm On May 29, 2020
ademidedavid:

Aaahhhh, this matter need spiritual Intervention

Lol

No be small spiritual intervention

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Jokes Etc / Re: Why Is This Nonsense Trending?? by Iykejohn419(m): 10:06pm On May 29, 2020
This matter serious oooo but we still wan settle am

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Jokes Etc / Re: Share The Matter That You Are Settling Right Now In Your Area by Iykejohn419(m): 10:01pm On May 29, 2020
Nah d serious matter we still dey settle oooo

Jokes Etc / Re: Which Matter Una Dey Settle For Your Side Na? by Iykejohn419(m): 10:00pm On May 29, 2020
Junior thief principal cap, naso papa junior wear d cap go PTA meeting oooo

Nah d matter we still dey settle

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Jokes Etc / Re: Na The Matter We Dey Settle. by Iykejohn419(m): 9:28pm On May 29, 2020
Nah d matter we still dey settle like dis oooo

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Jokes Etc / Re: Abeg Which Matter Una Dey Settle For Area Today Cos Since 5am I Don Dey Settle M by Iykejohn419(m): 9:25pm On May 29, 2020
E don happen oooo, nah only God fit settle dis matter oooo

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Music/Radio / Re: Happy Birthday To Naira Marley As He Turn A Year Old Today by Iykejohn419(m): 1:54am On May 14, 2020
Boss NBG

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NAIRA MARLEY
Sports / Re: Wenger Picks Kanu As His Greatest-ever Arsenal January Signing by Iykejohn419(m): 9:46pm On May 13, 2020
masterflowx:
Kanu is the greatest!

Meanwhile, Does Cristiano Ronaldo know that he is selling Titus fish and Turkey at Ipaja Lagos?

Mad oooo
Family / Re: Banker Commits Suicide After Marriage He Took N3M Loan Crashed After 2 Months by Iykejohn419(m): 11:34am On May 10, 2020
GOFRONT:
Chaiii......

Where are those Pallbearers, Let them come and dance with him.....

Soured Marriages everywhere Nowadayz.


We are here..... What's the latest ����

Celebrities / Re: “Mothers Are Trying” - Davido Shares His Tired Face As He Babysits by Iykejohn419(m): 11:00am On Apr 30, 2020
Iceyjayz:
The kid looks like Peruzzi

Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Flaunts His Cars, As He Works Out In His House by Iykejohn419(m): 10:52am On Apr 30, 2020
Sunisonflex39:
thank you..
i am no fan of showbizz so i didnt know the name..i just read n pass.

Same here..... I don't know anything about her though

May her soul R. I. P

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Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Flaunts His Cars, As He Works Out In His House by Iykejohn419(m): 10:41am On Apr 30, 2020
Sunisonflex39:
burna incase u never hear say one of una girl friend don die..hear am from my mouth.

na picture canon or picture nikon
what is her name again..
someone help me out


*PICTURE KODAK* u mean
Celebrities / Re: Rishi Kapoor Dies Of Leukaemia Aged 67 by Iykejohn419(m): 10:32am On Apr 30, 2020
Epistasis:
Haba, another loss to Bollywood.
This is not funny anymore.
Rip!

Like seriously

God helps us all
Celebrities / Re: Rishi Kapoor Dies Of Leukaemia Aged 67 by Iykejohn419(m): 10:30am On Apr 30, 2020
Another one? This 2020 just keeps getting better

Irony I guess
Politics / Re: Coronavirus: Wike Announces Total Lockdown In Parts Of Port Harcourt by Iykejohn419(m): 12:25am On Apr 30, 2020
Wike sabi over do things, im own too much abeg.....

D guy no sabi talk

I pirry those in d state sha... Nah only God fit protect una
Education / Re: List Of Nigeria University And Their Current School Fees (2020) by Iykejohn419(m): 10:09pm On Feb 04, 2020
Hausa:
He doesn't know, though.

Before I enter Uni, me sef no sabi.

Education / Re: List Of Nigeria University And Their Current School Fees (2020) by Iykejohn419(m): 6:38pm On Feb 04, 2020
MickzyDonald:

Bro abeg whats the meaning of stalite(a stalite student)?


Warris dis one saying

Education / Re: List Of Nigeria University And Their Current School Fees (2020) by Iykejohn419(m): 7:31pm On Jan 30, 2020
OP Ion see UNIPORT dere oooooo


Try update yah list again

Thanks
Education / Re: University Of Uyo Orientation On Fire Extinguishing Goes Wrong (Photos) by Iykejohn419(m): 7:11pm On Jan 22, 2020
In Fireboy voice

"As they start am, student yapa, they start to wait yah!!!! , as d fire enter...... Omo the orientation scatter, student scatter , lecturer scatter ��������


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Music/Radio / Re: Soft - Money (Remix) Ft. Wizkid (Video) by Iykejohn419(m): 1:35am On Jul 08, 2019
Abdul9025:



Davido pay for the remix and Wizkid did it for free


Well done sir

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Music/Radio / Re: Soft - Money (Remix) Ft. Wizkid (Video) by Iykejohn419(m): 1:32am On Jul 08, 2019
Flowdada:


Really but why would davido pay him to be on the rmx of tatto?
Song wey no be him own

(Abdul9025)
This dude Sabi lie Sha

His lie can raise d dead

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