IceDune:


Jekanmo and Fearless

Earthstorms:


Thanks for the explanation.

That means with patience, one can pass through the road without going through the bush.

skondo09:




Na my worst toast experience ..am married now sha, and I don even tell my wife the tori b4[right][/right]

SimeonOTC:
Abegging my Ex-Girl when she was about breaking up with me... I was even crying.. chaiii.. I went as far as trying to prove my love. Anywhere i see her, i try to approach her and all that stuff..e come turn over see finish..

The thing dey pain till now.. chaii.. i too mumu, I swear.

Only if I knew i was going to eat lots of pussy and have lots of beautiful babes offering me free pussy at a platter of gold after her.

this was 4years ago

No regret, i was still a lover boy, a simp and a first time lover

Now, I pity any babe wey just enter my trap.


Another one is when i was giving my ex a superb head and my elder sister worked into my room to ask for charger without knocking
NOTHING ON EARTH can describe how bleeped up i was
my dick fall at once
ex-ty just lose interest

skondo09:
The day I go toast a girl for one 'i hear n branch wedding' wey I attended back then in uni..me coming from lecture hall branch wedding not even that well dressed for a ceremony..on the table where I was the girl was across me sitting at the other table, as she stood up, I followed and blocked her, I started my campaign, d girl didn't even wait, so I was talking while we move down the road where her friends were waiting for her ( dt one no even vex me), as we were moving na so one macho guy (more elderly than I am and much more taller) showed up,and started a conversion with her, both if them just did as if I wasn't even there, from there conversation I got to know the girl is wey older than me and a working class (tho she had a small stature), see me a jambite then..I felt embarrassed..
To make the matter worse, when her friends later came close and saw me, they asked who I was, she said she didn't even know

gibsonwales:


Mek dem obtain/mob am, abi ?

Prettygirl200:
Go lick your wound Mr?

Prettygirl200:
Abeg go sit down!! U wan show yourself for here now. Muteeewwww

IceDune:


Read the post

IceDune:


I tried the one a lot of people talked about

LINSAR:
All these stress just to get laid?
When there's Indomie and egg.

siofra:


I wanted to pay a vendor on Facebook for goods she delivered, so I transferred the money to my Zenith account.

Unfortunately for me today, there was no network. I was impatient and I went to Facebook where someone directed me to a shady Zenith customer care page.

Foolishly I sent my account number, phone number and OTP to the person behind the page and I was debited.

Fman
Illegal1

RedChiefPriest:
Wetin c dey do on the list?
Who yam help? Abeg remove am.
Please if you see anybody that choose anything else apart from "c" just help me get their picture and address.
Me and that person go fight man to man or man to woman sef.
I go supply the kobokos and canes needed to fight each other.

Dj! Supply me 1 keg of palmwine make I dey use am monitor people's comments.
Barman! Play me "war go soon start" by Martin Luther King and Yemi Alade.

Divay22:

Lol


Which one be one course like that That one dey Uniport?

optimistfeel:
Possible carry-over!!! That may not possible in the process, she now took her own life in the process ok...........she supposed come to someone like me to ask about carry-over in University, I would have educate her well but eventually she is gone now.........I have numerous carry-over and at the end I graduated, life goes on, my life is a testimony to my peers......

ArticleBeast:

You shag inside masallashi? Why you dey lie? Mosque wey women no dey enter and never empty.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Congratulations
For all those wishing they bang the hell out of this girl

Just take it easy.......the amaka and Sandra in your area is good enough....if care is not taken them sweet pass even this Erica ....fine fine girls full our street.. even our universities self them plenty die...if you doubt...then in the evening come outside of your house make you see fine girls them dey come back from work..or stroll go the entrance and exit gate of universities....make you go see fine girls

And funny enough.....there is a particular niggarrrr out there tired of banging this same erica..

KingAzubuike:
Davido don use this one papa renew.

DarrelSutton:
You are an idiot, always posting rubbish, fvck you mother fvcker...