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benedictnsi:
@Op...... Which of the listed parents type do you have

number 4

It was ALL just politics!
To gain appointments, popularity, money and..
The Nigerian Factor: "We forget a matter when a new one pops up". A typical Nigerian's brain couldn't multi-task

Oboy. Nooo this is Evil at its prime.
Which of you by now will deny that ALL-BUT-ONE signs of the End has been fulfilled??
The last is for the Gospel to be preached in every corner of the Earth!

For any man seriously in love with a woman, meeting her parents is the next big thing to do in the relationship. With this, he clearly gives the message that he is ready to take this relationship to the next level, and wants to spend his entire life with their darling daughter.
So boys, are you also thinking of something similar, but are totally nervous about it? Well, do not worry as we have something to prepare you well for the same. Here are a few types of parents your sweetheart might have, and also the tips to win their hearts.



#1. The strict parents
It is quite normal for this type of parents to get highly concerned about their daughter’s choice, as she might not be ‘mature enough’ by now, according to them. So, once you will be there, they will talk less and observe you more. What’s more? They might even try to test you hard by being rude to you.

How to impress them: As they like disciplined people, be on time for the meeting without fail. Dress well (preferably formals) and even try to impress them by talking about how you value discipline and punctuality (even if you don’t). And, just be patient even if they are not so nice to you. After all, it is totally worth facing that much for the woman of your dreams.

#2. The religious parents
They are god-fearing people and follow each and every ritual that their religion suggests them. And, they expect you to be the same. Not just that! They do not understand the concept of dating, as all they believe in is the institution of marriage.

How to impress them: If you believe in all the things that they say, it should not be very hard for you to impress them. And, if your beliefs are different than that of theirs, just make it a point not to be disrespectful towards their feelings.

#3. The weird parents
They are among the difficult ones to handle because of the awkward things they say or do. They are most likely to start conversations that would not make much sense. They can simply embarrass you by asking about your first date or any such thing. What’s more? You might even get to hear some funny incidents that your girl had during childhood. Needless to say, you will get to hear, “Mom, dad, please stop” from your girl quite a lot of times, as she would be the one to feel most embarassed.

How to impress them: Yes, they might do awkward things. But, do not ever be rude to them because like anyone else, they too are sensitive inside. And, maybe they are doing this just because even they are nervous and want you to like them.

#4. The ‘future-tense’ parents
Well, these ones are hardly interested in knowing what kind of a person you are today. Rather, they are more concerned about what would you be like a few years later. No matter how big an achiever you might have been throughout your life, they would just not be assured that their daughter will have a secured future with you.

How to impress them: Well, it is not as difficult as it might appear to be. Just consider it to be one of the job interviews that you have had in your life. And, make sure that you do not miss out telling them about any of your accomplishments, your future plans, savings plans, etc.
While you get busy impressing her parents, don’t forget to keep her happy as well.

#5. The liberal parents
These are the coolest kind of parents and probably the ones you would definitely love to meet. They understand the younger generation is different from theirs and are completely fine with that. And not just that! They even make efforts to think and act like the young ones. That is why, they easily accept you the way you are. And, they are so much fun that you might even want to hang out with them quite often.

How to impress them: Bring out the ‘fun’ side of your personality. Crack jokes and make yourself feel at home with them. Take initiatives and be the host. They will surely end up appreciating you.

So boys, are you ready to take the big test? Well, at the end, I would simply give you a small piece of advice. Just be yourself and let your lady love’s parents know what their daughter means to you. And, do not feel bad even if they be a little rude to you. After all, they are just trying to make sure if you will keep their daughter happy.

malikisah:
yu come across as sick to me. .what a foul reasoning and language to use. So uncultured!

find me OFFENSIVE? I find you offensive for finding me offensive!

USA lists out the 10 most dangerous
states in Nigeria!
Nawa oh! As part of cautious efforts taken to
combat insecurity, the United States has warned
all its citizens to avoid travelling to Bayelsa, Delta,
Edo, Plateau, Gombe, Yobe, Kaduna, Bauchi,
Borno, and Kano states during this festive period.
The United States also restricted its officials from
visiting any of the 19 Northern states.
The travel warning by the Bureau of Consular
Affairs of the US Department of State was issued
following the risk of kidnappings, robberies, and
other armed attacks in the aforementioned
states.
The Department also warned against travelling to
the Gulf of Guinea because of the threat of piracy.



www.kemifilani.com/2012/12/usa-lists-out-10-most-dangerous-states.html?m=1

You mean "rich guys wey no send u abi?"

Eyaah. That's terrible!

Another wave of madness is sweeping through.

On a scale of 1-100, I put it at 46

Yay!! This is GREAT! My Presidential-Father has finally opened the book of Unemployment. INTROVERT, LadyF and co can get a job

Liars

Just here to watch and learn.

Na wa o

Good for you.

Cracks me up! Might as well stick one up her arse*.
*As per e don hit front page*
FIRST TO COMMENT!!!! Dedicated to: Onlymewakacum
*Reads article*
So how would a thief, prostitute, police be buried?

Except it doesn't go up any further.. Also except if it drops even further, adonbilivit!! No be so Naira do?.

O boy! Wike wants to mess Amaechi's ambition up! To inadvertently and un arbitrarily cut off its air and light!.

SUGARBEE:
Smh

just pulling your legs. I'm not like that.

SUGARBEE:
Where you going?

My room! Why? You wanna come?

.

SUGARBEE:
Oh okay

plus you look pretty

SUGARBEE:
Didn't get you

means I'm saying just exactly what you said! In other words, 'that's exactly what I wanted to say!

SUGARBEE:
Good for him

what she said

What the _fuck? Pictures or..

.

Holyfield1:
And u enjoyed it abi

no but my stuff went in. And she did it until my stuff slowly died down

I was a victim, age 7 by the time

And my Popsi takes over.

Finally. The govt takes action on JOB CREATION

Sambo lakalebrielolololo nicumbstrangus melete! You go fear speaking in tongue when e wake!!

Hmmm quite embarrassing!