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Hey if you've never spent your Christmas 🎁 holidays ✈️here in jaytown then you might wanna reconsider cuz this city's culture and food is amazing.
This is white rice and local beans🫘(and chicken)
Amazing dish....🍲

MrCork:
M.O.D....FRONT PAGE PLEASE!!


We juss heard the news here in london that u homebase people are protesting for rice...true?. 98% of nairaland guys come hear to beg for moiney. The females dont even beg.

MY PROFESIONAL ADVISE:
THE GOVAMENT NEED TO CAGE U HUNGRY BUHARI SKINNNY LOOIKIN LAZY YOUTH & LOCK U UP FOR HUNGARISM....especially those of u who create beggin threads!!!!(no oofencse)

ode wey never chop dey give professional advice

first things first
you must have a clear plan and know the product you want to supply I.e weed,meth or pills.secondly you must study your surrounding and make your observations about you neighborhood(gossiping neighbors).thirdly you must never distribute your products where you live-this is very important.be alert and very smart about who you distribute your supply to.never sell your products on credit(very bad for business).you should keep an extra product just incase you get snitched on so you won't run outta products(tell lies truthfully).

Do this accordingly and you will have more than enough bread to spend.

ChybuzzDD:
Now, lets tell ourselves the truth, how do you wish to become wealthy as a barber??

How many barbers are rich in your vicinity/locality?

I have a young cousin who moulds blocks for people(not running a block industry), works hard but still struggles to feed his family.

Most times, our choices make or mar us.

Working hard on the wrong stuff or in the wrong direction is equivalent to not working at all.

you are making a point.

So what do you advise?

pansophist:
Self-consolation.

I know few honest, naira billionaires in Nigeria, and they are they most hard working, honest men you'll ever know.

They are so lowkey, dressed in rags (I know them at Ladipo market), but bro, it is when you enter their house you'll marvel.

There are lots of honest business people, and their wealth last long since it's legal. If you went to be a billionaire in ten years time, I can tell you what to do. The question is, will you do it?

there is absolutely nothing more dangerous than the will of a desperate man.the things his willing to do in the name of God will provide.

At this point of my life I'm willing to execute high risk high reward strategies so far it's in the confines of what I can do.

wemmy01:
I swear you get my point

The only bad thing about it is that people tends to abuse it.

I mean some people put it above the real sex
Also some people can’t control it and they will be doing it two to three times a day,
Just like they abuse alcohol and weed
At the end of the day they will say life is doing them instead of make them man up, take responsibility and control themselves.
I do masturbate myself but I never do it for pleasure rather to clear my head and ease my sexual tension and immediately after I do press up.

Even my gf no dey use me do shakara as I dey so.

Rationalization.

bro u still gon feel that guilt.
all u stated above are just defense mechanisms.
nothing i repeat nothing beats the real deal.

Queendera:
Obviously, she's manipulating you and you're falling for it continuously.

If you are the type that value your mental health and peace of mind, I'll say, please pack your bags and never look back.

You know why?

This manipulation will continue because she already had a fixed image, of not only you, but men in general at heart.

To her, you're nothing more than a "pen!s"

And that's what she uses to judge you.

And no you didn't rape her but instead of you to shout at her and make her accept responsibility for the act which obviously was performed by the two of you, you cowered and tried to be on the moral ground which doesn't exist.

She will continue to manipulate you like that, her friend is already a record holder.

In the future, more people will hold different receipts of any "wrong" you do to make sure that you are always guilty.

They don't change sir. They don't change. Marriage won't change her.

And let me say this, she's probably a church girl. Not judging but this is their general behavior

I must admit I'm quite surprised hearing this from a lady.infact u were so on point I had to put my phone down to give this piece a round of applause.if more women could only let go of negative preconceived notions on men I believe we would all have an accurate view of reality.

You have no idea

Jesterinjay:
Happened in highschool SS2
Dad got posted to a new location for work,quite far from home. During the weekends I and my younger brother go visiting,he stayed at a hotel then. Since it was a two day visit,i used my school backpack to pack some clothes (mine and my bro's). Back then in school,we had a stop and search policy before entering the school premises. Monday came and I set out for school,got to the gate and was being searched,when the inspector pulled out my younger bro's underwear. Mehn you need to see the embarrassment on my face. I tried explaining that it wasn't mine,but the damage had already been done and fellow students were laughing 😁😁😁and at that same moment my crush and her friends walked in I won't forget the laughter on their faces

I could only imagine ur fate during any class diss

this is the worst story(lie) I've read
food looks good though

look for vinegar dip the bottom of the charcoal iron for 22 hours
thank me later

yo guys ain't that one of blackchully's leaked tape
chaiii wetin we no go see for NL!!!

to all guys scratch ur ballz and smell ur fingers its Heavenly

to all guys scratch ur ballz and smell ur fingers its heaenLY

Karleb:
Some of you are so poor, the only thing you have is money.

this is deep bro

Divay22:
Speedy and Digestive
So OP no see fish biscuit

I use to hate fish then that's y i didn't include it.

Divay22:
Speedy and Digestive
So OP no see fish biscuit

I use to hate fish then that's y i didn't include it.

McEphiks:
You choose vawulence

that's the only language she understands

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Just the way you did up there?
Thanks for letting us know you ain't old enough to understand Little things..go cry to ya m**m@..

its obvious your m*m abandoned you.you involve her in everything you detest.

ifyken:
I don't think he did anything wrong,he just posted his own opinion,which I agree with him because it seems as if siofra is bored or have too much time on her hands. I don't think anyone cares whether it makes you look broke just like having iphone doesn't make you look rich,it is what is in your bank account that determines your wealth.

let her be bro,she reminds me of when I was young and stupid

FERNANDEZISBACK:
And only a dumbo cry on a lady's post..
I want you to say this when your momm@ stop feeding you..

I hope you outgrow it..in some years to come you will get matured..for now keep wasting yourself on her post.. wannabe redpiller slide off..

its better to let someone think your an idiot than for you to open your mouth and prove it

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Being scared of bush meat is better than being an ignorant little boy crying on a lady's post..

only a stupid person battle words with an ignorant little boy!

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Broke is anyone that's gonna like your comment..

coming from someone thats scared of bush meat

broke is any guy who takes this lady seriously.

southsouthking:
Coconut biscuit twice on Thursday.

those little goodness were my favorites with digestive

shawante:
Where peppersnack dey??

this guy i sure say you get two boys nw

Urheadmaster:
Butter bread biscuit was my favorite

And the qiulyquily whatever is the name was my favorite also. I can fight my friend because of it

i don't know why Nigeria have to replace the good with the evil.

garriAndsugar:
Speedy my favorite.. I used to lick it self

i use to have a crush on dat biscuit

more images

we all grow up liking variety of snacks and chops especially those really good biscuits,those times we would save that 10# or 20# from our lunch allowance only to branch to mama bisi or mama tosin.

hope these pictures take you a trip down memory lane