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Mechanics = scammers

FP pls

Op you no been watch " love-vendor my ride"? Them been dey do all the above mentioned and I been no see anybody wet complain. Musibau my mechanic dey always remove/ disconnect parts for my car a keeps saying " oga e no dy work anything, oyibo wet put am na mumu". The motto still dey move till today.

Girlfriend? All I see is a steaming hot pot of pepper soup gazing at the tv

A true Nigerian hero per excellence. Fight those bassstards even in the spirit world!! Kill them all even when they've seen that they've been punked with the hoax of 70 virgins.

Sicko

Turtle alacart loading, there's hunger in the land!!! For a woman to even tie it like a cow being led to slaughter, smh

What I would have done to that brute if I was there......... SMH

Dp material

Change

Just in case

Lala, where you? Food is ready

Bro you quick old oh! Just three years after your wedding and youre already looking like a papa? Anyway, congratulations and many more years to your family. It aint easy keeping a marriage for 3 years, kudos bro

Abeg which African country's currency naira get value pass?

The woman go dey mend the man when them finally marry

See muscle oh!

Kontinu

Educational

Boeing 747

10k and I'll suck it sef

The jeep fine pass innoson ivm G5

Hilarious

HHmmmmm, It's becoming too much oh!

That's a shoot for his new video, wetin consign abakpa boy and golf beer parlour don finish?

Even at 40?

These people no dey finish!!! Them count them foe the last census?

Too bad

That's not weed it's pawpaw leaf.

Caveat emptor

Excellent write up OP. Did you author it? If you did not kindly quote the source, if it's you i would say you've got a calling. Kudos