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I've always asked myself the same question and I'm yet to come up with a satisfactory answer.

1. Na for old age ashawo dey know the value of pikin.

2. Na Woman wey never see problem dey still hold breast before she run.

3. Woman wey dey find pikin no dey wear pant
sleep.

4. Rat wey follow lizard enter rain, Na later e go
hear am.

5. Na for afternoon dem dey find black goat.

6. Weather hot!! É No mean say fowl go lay
boiled egg.

7. Small pikin wey dem carry for back no know
say the journey far.

8. Person wey don faint before no be stranger to death.

9. Person wey chop belle full, no know wetin hungry man dey see.

10. No be as woman dey close eye enjoy sex she dey enjoy labour pains.

11. Yansh no get teeth but e dey cut shit.

12. IF GIRL TAKE HUSBAND DO BOYFRIEND, SHE GO TAKE BOYFRIEND DO HUSBAND.

13. Cockroach wey jam fowl, jam bad luck.

14. Na cricket tell him children say, No matter
how ground strong, Them no go sleep outside.

15. Pikin wey say him mama no fine they use
style call him papa blind man.

16. No be eye wey dem take chop eba dem dey
take dey share meat.

17. When Breeze Blow Fowl Yash Go Open.

18. STUDENT WEY READ NA HIM SERIOUS, BUT
STUDENT WEY PASS NA HIM KNOW BOOK.

19. Before you see monkey, monkey don see you.

20. Thief wey jump fence enter house where owner dey wait for am, no go jump again.

21. Na wetin dey sweet for goat mouth, Na im dey kill am.

22. If e be like say everybody dey craze" na you dey craze.

23. Meat wey you dey forbid, no use your teeth cut am.

24. My thing & our thing no be the same oh.

25. Na happiness dey make prick stand.

26. Na as goat stand for market dem dey price am.

27. Craze no hard to form, na the trekking be
wahala.

28. Its a small world!! No mean say you fit trek from Naija go London.

29. Akara and moin moin get the same parent, na wetin dem pass through make dem different.

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eDoc:
You are stalking a stalker.
what does that make you?

stalking stalker i guess.

Goan siddon

raker300:
The girl I buy vegetables from here in enugu is finer than this. I don't even use the vegetables, I just like it when she bends over in front of me to select them for me..she has the fullest boobs ever.

I threw away the vegetables I bought from her one time after she refused to gimme her number.. ...I still wave @ her whenever I pass by though and she waves back with that killer smile

Stalker

Bad nigger, abacha and him first lady be like blind people

Because of phone?

Was that picture taken in enugu?

[quote author=Onyochejohn post=45148450]who tell you that? Even wheel barrrow tyres uses air.[/quote

Oga not all tyres use air, those that don't are called non-pneumatic tyres, wanna see a picture? Google if you like, Google is your friend sir

Nice

If to say you upload picture nah sure fp material e for be. Make I book space in case you have a change of mind.

ReduceWeight:
That one na for compact spare tyre o. (follow come extra tyre). Those small tyres like wheelbarrow tyre

Those tyres don't use air nahnah

Welcomed by the president?? the same president that would welcome buhari if he visits Sierra Leone? This boy don go far oh!! Private jet with a presidential welcome, I knew it! I should have been a musician!

Lada the old lady

Inflation pressure 60psi, you have to go and add more pressure to your tyre.

Does it have back ac vent?

ebonyiplatform:
infact bro you are right. Excelsior suites and lounge Ltd has the hottest club in EBONYI state followed by tycoon hotel/club. Grace court hotel and osborn is a property of the past and presnt governor of the state. Gracecourt is fast loosing customer because they are going analogue, while others are going digital. l lodged at excelsior 4 days ago and this is the picture of the club I saw in their website

Excelsior is the best ai has got to offer, club 043 still remains the best club in ai. You forgot to add Vista sparkling to your list.

Your destiny can never be changed.

Omo baba olowo! The dude popsie get excess cash, he doesn't have to work. what you see him doing there is his job description, flexing!

Excelsior is the newest and the best

It's in Nigeria, like if you agree share if you don't think it's Nigeria.

"Pepper soup things!" If it was in cross river

Mavor:
Better than SMile's 19800 for 30 days. Y'all need to read the fineprint first though. At what gigabyte does fair usage policy apply and what is the speed then throttled to. For now I'm half sold but not completely.

Throttled or "unthrottled" what the average Internet user know is that he'll have to take away 9k from his meagre income every month to use the Internet.

9k for 30days? Hell no!! 9k from the average man's meagre income every month just to surf the Internet? I don't think so

Bro, it's definitely an ekuke! They are always fine as puppies, when it loses all the puppy cuteness it'll only be good for akpan's pepper soup pot not security

Awesomely awesome

Rooneyboy:
twale twale twale

my colleague (the guy)

i salute u bro , i dey ur back for this game

Thanks bro

Lilimax:
Izuchukwu, you and your wife fits each other May the Lord God bless your marriage real good.

Thanks sis

Quite unfortunate.

Destined2win:
The make had a reverse effect. Instead of making her look younger, it made her look older. Le her ban make up then

Noted

ammyluv2002:
Mi like! Congratulations

Thanks dear