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That's a puff adder, a highly nocturnal venomous ambush snake that occurs mostly in Africa. It's one of the most " stepped on snake because of it's camouflage. the venom though slow attacks the nervous system which makes you feel little or no pain while dieing. The part of the country where I'm from, it's seen as a sumptuous delicacy meant for only elders and red cap chiefs

I used to be a big fan, infact i loved 2go! It Gave me plenty babes. Frank wizza used to be my rooms nick.

“I really wanted the world’s most unique and disgusting design, so when someone sees a design they know it was me instantly,” she told HuffPost.

Quess what, you succeeded!
See the name of the dress sef, "coothcie....."

Rubbish!! So if i decide to shed some weight and change my wardrobe to look good means I'm cheating?

It takes years to build but seconds to destroy.. The result of years and years of war and insurgency, destroy your country and go and seek asylum im the US. Goatish mentality, NDA and boko haram take note. Like the elders say " when a child decides to tear his buttocks with a razor blade so as to punish his parents, when he wants to shit he alone feels the pains".

abatisegun:
who told u dolphin is a harmless?

Google is your friend, stop basking in ignorance

Nigerians and thier love for meat!! RIP to the harmless animal.

Lalasticlala where you, jungle don mature. Move to FP

YOLO1:
The Dawn of a New Era
Dear colleagues, students and other stakeholders in the Great Ife Project, it gives me great joy to welcome you to the dawn of a new era as I assume office today (24th June, 2016) as the new Vice Chancellor of this University. I am not unmindful of the humongous challenges of my new responsibility as the 11th Vice Chancellor of this great institution, especially within the context of our experience of the most recent past. We cannot lose sight of the fact that it is a very trying period of our enviable history. Nonetheless, the work of moving our university to the next level must be done, as I pledged to do prior to my appointment. Let me make a clarion call on all stakeholders, including all staff, our alumni, friends, benefactors as well as all and sundry to join hands with this new administration which has pledged to be firm, just, equitable and independent in running the affairs of our institution. If there are groups or individuals with any concern, this administration is ever ready to engage such constructively in a round-table so as to amicably resolve matters, instead of resorting to any self-help that may lead to disruptions and disturbances to members of the community. Let us all remember that this is our common heritage and whatever we do to promote, nurture, sabotage or destroy it will be documented for posterity.
Our university, as an enviable citadel of learning thrives on hybridization and cross-fertilization of ideas. In Ife, there is always and always will be space to think, express our views both in words and enlightened actions or else, we are not worthy of our name as a university. OAU is therefore, a freedom land where intellectualism must drive our differences and harmonise our energies for the sole purpose of enriching our students- the only reason for the existence of this university community. This is no doubt, a noble time of courage, discipline and daring vision. However, our community cannot sacrifice two dynamics of freedom and academic progress: truth and discipline. It was Plato who said to Aristotle, “You are my friend but truth is my greater friend.” In a time when tertiary institutions like ours are competing with the ever-increasing but much newer universities, we must as a community shun untruth and embrace our opportunities. On the other hand indiscipline is neither a friend of truth nor progress. This is the time we must celebrate our values, uphold our principles and stick to our laws.
I know the time has come for a constant dialogue between the leadership and the community about our common interest and I shall practice that. I wish to assure everyone that yesterday is gone, and a new dawn is here! This is a University with great potentials that we must all agree to properly harness for the good of all.
I once again pledge to work for the greater good of our great citadel of learning, and making the legitimate welfare of all stakeholders a priority. The time-tested committee system of the university shall be upheld and the administration shall adopt an open door policy where anyone with any valuable contribution shall be welcomed.
I hereby appeal to all and sundry to join hands with me in a bid to move this institution to higher grounds. I envision this administration as the bridge between our past that we cherish and the future that we admire. As encapsulated in my Vision Statement, I am aware that history beckons on me as the new Vice-Chancellor not only to be able to sustain the gains of the past, but to also be able to capacitize the system for innovative strides at the onset of a new ‘decade’ in the annals of the governance of the University. It is now my responsibility for the next 5 years to be a catalyst for change by demonstrating a genuine commitment to academic renaissance, re-invigorating the learning environment, staff and students’ welfare, networking and consensus building within the system. I must hasten to add that all these laudable objectives can only be achievable if we all join hands together to move our beloved institution forward. It is my strong desire and hope that this new dawn will be remembered for progress, academic breakthroughs and our citizen’s great welfare. This requires that all hands must be on the deck and I, on my part, hereby extend my hand of friendship and reconciliation to everyone. I am determined to embrace this opportunity for service with singularity of purpose, majesty of the spirit and fidelity of intention. Individually we can make a difference but together we can make an impact.
God bless you.
Professor Ayobami Salami

Yes

He should note he's not a politician

30k how is that possible?

In Nigeria? NO! You must bring your relative to finish the rent

Offence no dey finish, once them catch you, you must pay

Excellent write up OP.

Nice one bro, be consistent.

Again!!!

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BEND!!!

Cynthia Morgan fine pass when she broke

Those hips though

Water water nyansh smh

That's the picture of a human being nah, Lalasticlala is a robot that only posts pictures of snakes on FP

Below is the real picture of lalasticlala

Owu is a bascard!!

How much?

When your time never reach, e never reach.

jaykaylegend:
I've always wondered why Nigerian drivers don't acknowledge zebra crossing lines in Nigeria...

for example, yesterday I wanted to cross a road, me and a couple of others had started crossing on the zebra lines when some motorists started speeding towards us and they even abused us that if we want to die she should go to our houses and die ooooo...

though its not the first time it is happening to me but I often wonder why most drivers don't acknowledge it...




is it due to negligence or ignorance??

lalasticlala, marpol, mynd44

Zebra crossings is just another tomtom advert to most Nigerian drivers, so my brother watch both sides of the road before crossing if you love your life.

Tallesty1:
But she has nippl-es at least.

More like mosquito bites

Horrendously horrible! May God protect us

Ghen ghen!

Good job bro

moshoab:
@izuch, your observation was nice but would have been said in a better way. The last picture was an error. thanks

An error? Weren't you the person that took the pictures? When you advertise just one car and post pictures of multiple cars online i don't know what you want me to think
Sorry if you're offended by my observation but I'm meticulous when making purchase online as i was almost swindled last year October. I need a camry 08/10 xle that was why i noticed, the last pix you posted was an xle.

Are you sure you're not a fraud? those are pictures of two different cars, one haa formica on the area where the gear leverage is while the other doesn't. I smell a rat

He's finally been captured, ladies keep off!! I like it.

Even at 100 years a retard will always be a retard
The simpleton has really bleached away his brain smh


I wonder if he also bleached his penis?