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bekay911:
Suck oranges? I tot dey do lick it.

okay,bakery can i lick your oranges ?

[quote author=*dhtml link=topic=858212.msg10080356#msg10080356 date=1327924477]*Falls from an iroko tree* into a well and hits his head on the pavement and p3nnis is cut and bleeding.[/quote]

Scash:
y dnt u just goto literature. . .

scarcity,believe you me, i did and i just did again and it is still about oranges and emmh . . . . Can i suck your oranges too.

Etisalat,Can i suck your oranges.

The ball is in your court  ,can you accept her back,do you still like her or feel anything for her.are you presently in a r/ship .choose your choice. But excuse me ,are you really from pluto because your thread is kind of off.

claremont:
I have heard that marriage brings out the best and the worst in people. BTW, this OP reminds me of someone on here, probably hiding behind the new user ID.

who do you have in mind. If a person weather make or female has developed a habit/reputation of cheating in relationship. Not in one or two ,then i don't think marriage will make a difference. But if it is ,that he casually dates then that may be a different kettle of fish.

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=857698.msg10073768#msg10073768 date=1327839863]yes he has not but the thoughts in his head are disturbing him and he will have to deal with it. Running away will not help him[/quote]be passive in that r/ship and allow yourself to heal or the girl to regain ur trust ,either way what you need is time . Time ,they say heal all wounds.be patient. Don't act in haste .

jacobscros:
you are right let's ask them this instead. Ladies the men that successfully toasted you what did they say?

or men,the ladies that you toasted successfully what did you say. I think it is just on circumstances and individuals. Every dog has its own day.

chelseabmw:
you Know U Are Poor When sign in on nairaland with a mobile fone

[quote author=fresh_dude link=topic=856739.msg10062321#msg10062321 date=1327684630]You know you are poor when you cut in half a tube of toothpaste just to maintain oral hygiene.[/quote]well am guilty of fore mentioned.

Are You afraid of allnight ! Why don't you go along or do you love sleep that much.

born2fuck:
Some few years ago, when i first had my heart break, i was crying like a baby and hidden face around corners of the house, i was still with my parents then.
     my mum saw me,pity me and asked what happened?I was afraid at first telling her but she knew i had a girlfriend whom visited me so i thought i had no reason to hide this then i confided in her.
  she spoke two words, first she said did you know we men are the valuable and ever green but we are not patient, i did not understand any of those

this your grammartical constructions , tires me sometimes imagine

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seedord247:
Igbo Girls @ it again.

did you read the article at all. [color=#006600][/color]

hornipipe:
who dash u bottom

[color=#006600][/color] her mama give am that same thing.

elsietina:
If u must know we r working our butt off to give back to the community. u should actually appreciate us but of cos typical nija attitude u guys have to insult. so sad. nija is on fire why not use ur energy to save d country?
since u guys are very good in advert send me ur cv and u might be considered for a job,

etisalat what actually is your problem?

Idowu, you are wanted ! Report !!

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=847805.msg9999268#msg9999268 date=1326974488]whats wrong with sharing? falls down[/quote]

islamrules:
Dont let her go ooo. Cuz her hole will be wider b4 she returns. And u wont like over-size

falls down again

MRbrownJAY:
^^asking a gal out is the easy part, the hard part is making sure you guys understand and enjoy each other's company and possibly create sweet music and fall in love with one another. obviously he failed miserably on that part!

many guys TRULY want to be with some gals they are "dating" but sadly, they havent got it in them to seduce that gal, they got nothing to offer in terms of affection, caring, understanding etc

i concur

Swam beauty change of onila nigerian women.

sexkillz:
[color=#000030]Why is she troubled? Is it because her ex' was involved? Unless there is something horrible about the 2 men, which she should let her sister and friend know, i see no reason why she should be troubled! That it did not work for her doesnt mean it wont work for "them!" She's beautiful and 28. More reason why she should stop brooding, get off her arse, and go get a life. . . It's that simple! Life goes on, witha or without her![/color]

Easier said than done but really i would advice that you be patient and look and look on as the good book will say, it will come to pass.

But both of you are one so how could you steal your money

MsDarkSkin:
Are you 190?

where is he ? 19O I MEANT,is he protesting.

How many punny have you drilled this year

How many girls have you disvirgined and what are their names.

It depends on a lot of things like why am i in that r/ship and what i wannt from it. And how is the relationship progressing. I mean supposing i have been complaining about her behaviour and contemplating quitting the r/ship before that them it is not going to stop me :-/

:p