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BlueRayDick:
You mean he's a US citizen who swore oath US citizenship oath? That's not news na, I thought everyone knows that since.

It had trended when he was selected Sanwoolu's deputy pre-2019 elections.

Haaa

Really?

I didn't know oh

Hamzat swore allegiance with United States?

Huuuuhhh...

"We are down 12-0"

Down ke?

How can you call 12 goals "Down"?

obainojazz:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LqeJc_Nyl0?si=bBAz65vCOkcZmMpn

This Port Harvourt gang document is funny but sad knowing most of the youths there belong

You are certain that most of the youths belong?

raumdeuter:
E je kin gbeyindebe

All non Yoruba speakers make i carry you reach there

Oasisx airmark iamoyindamola GloriousGbola oya explain this proverb ijo labalaba to me

Gbarebooooo.....what is this?

Who is your Yoruba teacher again? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/cSf2hVLvcQ

— Iyalaya (@lollylarry1) October 1, 2026

I no see Rhapsody of Realities Independence Devotional this year

Wetin happen?

iamoyindamola:
Scrap nysc or let them serve in their respective states
This is just too much

Onitsha/Owerri road has a lot of checkpoints... Military checkpoints for that matter.

We never ready to tell ourselves truth for this country.

Let us just continue to pray according to our Apostle

iamoyindamola:
Werey they explain

He needs to listen to himself. What has Obidients got to do with the whole thing?


You already said Soft Nigeria is Pro APC.

And you're angry that Anti-APC didn't wear your shirt. Does this make sense?

You either organize your own Run for your people, or keep the Polos aside and let everybody run together.

BlueRayDick:
The airport wey Umahi spend ₦53 billion of Tax payers money to build in Ebonyi, Thue said na Church dey use am do services now.

This country ehn. 😲

Ebonyi state government say no be church

Dem say na workers dey gather pray

Enugu and Owerri airport is enough to serve the entire SE. Any other airport na just waste of resources, including the one wey Otti wan do

BlueRayDick:
So they met Wike's son in Abuja, they maintained relationship & kept in contact before later paying him the $2.1m in naija. I want to believe this has cleared the confusion about whether they paid impostor or not.

Wike Son don turn agent.

We will know the true theft this family committed when another fresh government wins.

GloriousGbola:
everything you guys are saying albeit jokingly is why Nigeria continues to fail

100,000 dollars is 134,000,000 for doing nothing at the age of 30. with more from where that came from. that is a good enough kickback. but we want more and more and more, even if it kills the project. same kind of ish that happened with projects like mambilla

i saw the greed of one prick cause an industrial class accident that cost us over 20m in 2012
because all the money he had already chopped was not enough for him.

Of course, we are obviously joking.

The boy knows the property in question would be gotten unlawfully. It's possible that the said properties may be more than that amount

The buyer is following undue process, so why should the boy collect 5%?

They, most likely are all thieves.

CrystalTiger:
Na your papa you dey deliver give so you no go too argue the $100k 🤣🤣🤣

Possibility dey say popcy fit still die the whole funds as him teenage unemployed son wey still dey start life 😎😝😎

That's the more reason why I won't settle for 100k

I be sure plug
This is not a 9 to 5 access. I can help you discuss your matter at any time.
I and my father are one

Omoh, press me my $400k or leave. Shikena!

GloriousGbola:
1/21 is roughly 5%

that is typical cut money for people who are not insanely greedy - which unfortunately is most nigerians. you will see procurement guys demanding 20% . how tf do you expect the project to run?

You sef go inflate the project

The deal was a shady deal, so I expect the highest level of greediness to be at play.

Make I deliver $2m come collect 100k?

No nau

GloriousGbola:
but in this day and age as they caught ganduje on camera, they could easily have caught the boy on camera as well

a person with 2.1m to spend has enough money for meta glasses or even long distance audio capture.

it is actually dangerous to send your son as a proxy for cash collection because there is always the possibility that someone with a gun wants to hijack the dollars

How much is an escort service?

Wike's son will obviously be moving around town in a convoy

CrystalTiger:
Differences dey sha..

That money too long for my eyes to commit without a meeting lol..

$2m without meeting wike in person, high BP fit kill me lol

Most of these figures are not even genuinely gotten.

You cannot easily drop your hard earned $2m for someone to help you get a deal. You sef go get HBP.

It's Abuja. Everybody dey find where to wash and set. So, dem fit no feel am sef

Ibime:
The boy says he wasn't in Nigeria when the cash was supposedly handed over to him, and his passport should prove that

I believe an Impostor done dupe them

The story always struck me as funny cos there is no way I will strike a dodgy $2.1m deal and collect only $100k. If I was a criminal and strike such a deal, I am collecting at least $500k

I also believe it's an imposter

But if truly the boy did scam them, I wouldn't outrightly call them stupid.

Also, I think the commission is small. But for them to drag him to court means they had a deal.

If it was all a scam, the case won't get past the DPO's table, because the boy would be oblivious and innocent

CrystalTiger:
People are stupid sha..How person go fall for this kain scam? Just carry $2.1m give pikin like that..

Between wike and umahi, umahi no fit see loot pass wike because of chagoury..

The contact was sure. I won't call it stupid.

If Seyi Tinubu made me an offer, I would definitely believe and commit.

Na the boy tiff. No be say dem stupid

Ibime:
Afrodoc did not factor muscle when calculating Elders BMI

This is what 95kg at 5ft 8 looks like, nothing do Elder

Theflint1:
I'm sure Elder meant 95kg of pure muscle

The more Elder explains, the more he makes it worse

BlueRayDick:
Sanwoolu's only official assignment till end of his tenure is to fly to Abuja airport or Lagos airport anytime Tinubu travels, stand among other VIPs receiving the president and go back to ghost mode once the president
don reach his destination 😎

The sycophancy is now something else

A civil servant went on vacation, and people gathered to welcome him back from a vacation

GloriousGbola:
you mean wiper?

i think sanwo is offically in lame duck mode now and is waiting out the end of his term.

because there needs to be some show of force in that axis or this will only get worse

Not wiper

Just by the side of your windshield, there's something like a black rubber.

That's what they are pulling off. I have watched about 3 videos. The last one was Cross of BBN.

I have watched three videos of people who complained about how their windscreen chromes was snatched in traffic in Lekki.

Someone will come to your window acting like they are begging, and then snatch the chrome.

GloriousGbola:
As a transporter who has Waka Waka across naija izzou has seen the good the bad and the ugly of the NPF across Lagos and across Nigeria and he interacts with them every other ay.

I don't like Policemen, to be honest.

But there are obviously good ones. There are those who are not wicked.

Also, they are the only ones you will reach out to when you are in distress. You cannot call a thief to come and save you from a thief.

Jamiuokolaa:
E be like say SARS never do you or your family member strong thing before.

Those ones are 1000000 times worse than the Nigerian soldiers being complained about

Doesn't mean I should stereotype every officer.

CrystalTiger:
Don't feel any iota of pity for any Nigerian Police officer.. There's no group of individuals that deserve misfortune like them..

You survive Nigerian Police profiling, thank your God, e no mean say you too smart..Na just your good luck..

Easy, sir.

The 18 year old granddaughter bestie happy pass the man sef



https://www.nairaland.com/8757010/74-year-old-senator-ocheja-marries-18-year-old

raumdeuter:
I think the guy even recorded himself doing it and livestreamed it

Killing a police officer is the worst offence in law enforcement anywhere in the world be it Nigeria Vatican city or Australia. You will be treated worse than Bin Laden Kabiru Sokoto and Bello Turji inside prison

I have doubts that he will come out of this alive

Imagine the cell dem keep you and the police guarding you know you killed their colleague. Most likely na off the record killing with news that he was trying to escape jail or tried to seize police weapon

I always try to keep a distance when I see these common Lexus, Mercedes and Toyota cars, especially when tinted.

I always assumed the driver is a young person who cannot drive responsibly, and many times, I am usually right when you see how they speed stupeedly and overtake.

At least, the next 10 years of his life is lost

BlueRayDick:
There are a lot of dumb people online in this generation; ignorant but very loud.

I also saw their comments borne out of ignorance. Even when knowledgeable, tried correcting them, they kept arguing.

The boy is in serious trouble and will do jail term even if his lawyer is Afe Babalola or Wole Olanipekun. There were witnesses to the crime, they saw how he slowed down and then decided to run the olopa over. Even after the crime , it took witnesses and other policemen to chase after him before he was apprehended.

The best his lawyers can do is to seek his conviction for manslaughter and not murder. They will be arguing he didn't intend to kill the man (murder) but only ended un-aliving him due to negligence (manslaughter).

Manslaughter will fly if he has a valid driver's license

But it's possible he doesn't.

That guy has ruined his life. Wetin Nigerian Police go use him eye see, him mouth no go fit talk am.

BlueRayDick:
They will punish the boy for all the hit and run incidents that has ever affected policemen in Lagos.

So a boy used his Lexus to kill a police officer, and Nigerians are in comment sections saying he will win the case with a good lawyer.

Is the government spraying some chemical in the air that's making people dumb?

CrystalTiger:
My late dad told me something which I wouldn't forget, "IF IT'S NOT YOUR SISTERS, LEAVE MARRIAGE ISSUES"..

I only pity suffering spouses from afar lol

I don't even think its about marriage issues. It's about how we choose to be ignorant even with our exposure.

When he knew about the assault, did he report to the appropriate authority?

People just want to trend, and he actually got his fair share of the consequences.

I see people calling out brands for a particular product they bought. You did not send them a mail. You don't even know if you bought the original. The next thing is...

Hi guys, please don't buy ABC cream.

Chioma still dey court with Erisco till today. I'm sure she would have wished she never called them out in that manner