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Politics / Re: Buhari Certificate Palaver: Court Rules On Thursday by j3r3myk3n(m): 9:15pm On Jun 29, 2016
[size=90]Check my signature[/size]

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Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Arrives UK For His Concert by j3r3myk3n(m): 3:02pm On Jun 29, 2016
abbeyology88:

I didn't see it. Should I send u my BB pin?
Don't bother
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Arrives UK For His Concert by j3r3myk3n(m): 3:02pm On Jun 29, 2016
abbeyology88:

I didn't see it. Should I send u my BB pin?
Don't bother
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Arrives UK For His Concert by j3r3myk3n(m): 3:02pm On Jun 29, 2016
abbeyology88:

I didn't see it. Should I send u my BB pin?
Don't bother
Romance / Re: When A Girl Says She Does Not Have A Boyfriend by j3r3myk3n(m): 10:44pm On Jun 27, 2016
DaBullIT:


Looks like you just watched kingsmen


Back to topic, guys may not be responsible to some girls but ask the girls have they been faithful and responsible?

You clear your BBM, WhatsApp, snap chat everyday, you have 5 passwords one for each application on your phone, you receive calls you can't take in my presence, your inbox sms is 17 mine alert, registration and 10 sms from me , but your sms counter reads 202

The next day sms counter reads 300 but your inbox is still 17 my sister, our package will upgrade to FVCK only

I wasn't born last night, every lady who says guys are bad? Check her ways she's worst

[size=90]Oga Seun abeg where is the 'thumb up' smiley for this my guy? Abeg help me put am somewhere here ____, barman serve this my guy 3 bottles of cold alomo abeg.


You sabi read person mind o.... Just exactly what i wanted to type.
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Crime / Re: Policeman Who Robs At Night Arrested In Port-Harcourt by j3r3myk3n(m): 5:14pm On Jun 25, 2016
datopaper:
There are many of this police officer in Nigeria. But it is a virus that has spread to every facet of our society. Gbo Gbo wa lo le, eniti ile ba mo ba ni barawo.

You get it.

You better change, positively to be specific. Ole o da o.
Crime / Re: Policeman Who Robs At Night Arrested In Port-Harcourt by j3r3myk3n(m): 5:01pm On Jun 25, 2016
To whom it may concern please forgive that man, it wasnt his fault its the devil in him. Release him immediately after tomorrow's church Service. Thanks

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Politics / Re: Today Buhari Lost His Chill On Twitter Barely 24hrs After His Wife Did Same by j3r3myk3n(m): 11:53pm On Jun 22, 2016
[size=80]How I wish I can slap BooHarry's Two ears while he is asleep and just disappear.[/size]

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Politics / Re: Lawmakers Reject Buhari's Invitation To Dinner by j3r3myk3n(m): 11:39pm On Jun 22, 2016
[size=80]If i were to be there with buhari, i will be like "Buhari ore mi atata (best friend of mine) no mind the nay sayers drink ur akamu with fried akara alone so as to recover from that your ear infection........ Hiss, see ears like that of Shrek. Olodo(dullard). [/size]

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Romance / Re: Guys: She Drops This After Cheating & Breaking Up With You Will You Accept It? by j3r3myk3n(m): 10:51pm On Jun 22, 2016
obinnashady:
lol...don't get excited boy,u are not in my league.

There's no room for comparison

cos doing that would mean comparing Barca or Real to Asante kotoko fc.

fvck off my mention

dirty,smelly scum of the earth


[size=80]Oga mi, make i shook mouth for unah matter? grin



grin my mind dey tell me to shook mouth





I know the first thing that will run through your mind is to check my dp







Quote me if you want serious GBEGE.
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Politics / Re: Buhari Warns Biafra Agitators, N/delta Militants.. by j3r3myk3n(m): 9:28am On Jun 22, 2016
olaasiwaju:
voice of Allah not my power sir tnxs.

[size=80]Through who?[/size]
Politics / Re: Buhari Warns Biafra Agitators, N/delta Militants.. by j3r3myk3n(m): 8:55am On Jun 22, 2016
olaasiwaju:
Baba Buhari you are a main leader of our nation, pls this peoples are still under your power so control your temper sir we don't need war in this country, may Allah assists you to achieved your Change in gøod health sir.

[size=80]Who send you message? Olofomania[/size]

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Education / Re: Comfort Ekaette Inyang, BABCOCK Best Student: I Never Had A Boyfriend On Campus by j3r3myk3n(m): 9:20pm On Jun 21, 2016
Johnsown1:
That's cool bro, cos women are agent of distraction,

[size=80]Watin this one dey talk?[/size]

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Romance / Re: When A Girl Says She Does Not Like Sex by j3r3myk3n(m): 2:43pm On Jun 21, 2016
donchijoz:
so
Lol...... Na you dem send come? Abeg face your front.
Romance / Re: When A Girl Says She Does Not Like Sex by j3r3myk3n(m): 2:39pm On Jun 21, 2016
foolinlove:


I'm not a damn lesbian. I just hate men. Big difference.

[size=80]My sister if you get to know me you will have a change of mind.[/size]
Romance / Re: When A Girl Says She Does Not Like Sex by j3r3myk3n(m): 2:31pm On Jun 21, 2016
[size=80]Some of em will even be like "I lost my virginity out of rape when i was just 12"...... And by the time u insert you'll be like "Are u sure the guy made use of his joystick or something else?"

Letter to my future Wife :

Being a virgin is not compulsory but please dont come with a borehole.
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Romance / Re: When A Girl Says She Does Not Like Sex by j3r3myk3n(m): 2:08pm On Jun 21, 2016
2SWT:
Its actually not like that with every girl some are sincere

[size=80]Like who and who?

I just dey look you with one eye.

If i hear u talk for that place again.
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Crime / Re: Man Slaps Wife To Death In Owerri, Imo (picture) by j3r3myk3n(m): 10:17am On Jun 19, 2016
[size=80]Oga olopa, Please harm not that man....... The Naija Delta Avengers needs him. He has to slap booharry 2 ears for us.[/size]

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Education / Re: 15 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Reproductn Class In Secndry Sch. by j3r3myk3n(m): 11:17pm On Jun 18, 2016
[size=80]Especially when the teacher starts explaining the insertion of kinni into kinni..... I can love that part! And ur libido starts to do grin grin. [/size]
Education / Re: 15 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Reproductn Class In Secndry Sch. by j3r3myk3n(m): 11:08pm On Jun 18, 2016
laikas:
so true op, thats my best topic in biology.

[size=70]Ogbeni no be only u like that topic for Biology o[/size]
Celebrities / Re: Monalisa Chinda Shows Off Her Daughter by j3r3myk3n(m): 10:43pm On Jun 18, 2016
Shoelace1:
with that picture of your 'son' that is on your profile..........bro, you are kiss
[size=70]really? My sister U are now sounding suspicious o. [/size]
Celebrities / Re: Monalisa Chinda Shows Off Her Daughter by j3r3myk3n(m): 7:30pm On Jun 18, 2016
Shoelace1:
do you want to dethrone Lie Mohammed?




Am I acting like I want to? undecided
Celebrities / Re: Monalisa Chinda Shows Off Her Daughter by j3r3myk3n(m): 7:20pm On Jun 18, 2016
Shoelace1:
Lie Mohammed jnr. grin grin
Mohammed jnr ke?
Celebrities / Re: Monalisa Chinda Shows Off Her Daughter by j3r3myk3n(m): 6:42pm On Jun 18, 2016
grin If you haven't seen my son, View my profile
Celebrities / Re: Is It Healthy To Have Nigeria Celebrities As Role Models?? by j3r3myk3n(m): 6:08pm On Jun 18, 2016
M not an Emulator.... You can't tag someone as a successful person until you witness the end of his/her life. Is Micheal Jackson a successful man?
Food / Re: See The #100 Tomatoes I Bought Today by j3r3myk3n(m): 4:57pm On Jun 17, 2016
[size=50]There is this particular comment up there I wish to quote but the Curse under it ehn......cant tamper with it[/size]
Food / Re: See The #100 Tomatoes I Bought Today by j3r3myk3n(m): 4:48pm On Jun 17, 2016
yinka2011:
but you know these tomotoes are going to cost even more come next week when the NAIRA hits 280 to 1 dollar according to this what i read. buy all the tomotoes before monday people i think they will become more expensive.



June 17 (Lagos) - On Monday, 20th June 2016, Nigeria will float the Naira for the first time in nearly three decades. Though there will be no official target under the new market structure, analysts at Asset & Resource Management ltd in Ikoyi expect depreciation of up to 40% to N280 to 1 US Dollar.

With most corporates having some level of foreign currency exposure, using net foreign exchange position as at FY 15[1], analysts have reviewed their coverage names to determine the most exposed to Naira weakening and dimension potential impact on 2016F Profit Before Tax.

For banks, looking through net FCY position of our universe, Access stands out with net foreign liability of N174 billion as at FY 2015. Using base scenario (40% depreciation), Access bank ( ACCESS ) could report forex exchange revaluation losses of up to N 70 billion, 30% more than previously expected by the analysts mentioned above for 2016F Profit before tax.

On the flip side, although GTB ( GUARANTY ), First Bank ( FBNH ) and Zenith ( ZENITHBANK ) hold the largest net foreign asset, impact of a Naira depreciation on 2016 Profit Before Tax is most positive for FCMB (nearly 4x) and Fidelity ( FIDELITYBK )(2.3x) according to analysts at Asset & Resource Management Ltd in Ikoyi.

In the oil and gas sector, a depreciation of the Naira is most positive for TOTAL and MOBIL with net foreign assets of N7.8 billion and N3.3 billion respectively while MRS is at the most of risk of reporting a sizeable foreign loss, with net foreign liability of N23 billion.

http://www.easykobo.com/News.aspx?id=19475

Na only you go read that one wey you write o.

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Politics / Re: Pro-Biafra Supporters At London Hospital In Search Of Buhari (Photos) by j3r3myk3n(m): 4:34pm On Jun 17, 2016
MrTruth4real:
Any problem?
@ all
Politics / Re: Pro-Biafra Supporters At London Hospital In Search Of Buhari (Photos) by j3r3myk3n(m): 4:16pm On Jun 17, 2016
MrTruth4real:
Ekurede itsekiri, y u dey ask?
Noted.

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