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Romance / Re: He Accuses Me Of Sleeping With His Wife by j3r3myk3n(m): 11:48am On Mar 08
j3r3myk3n:
Since you've come here to report the case, invite the couples to come here also for questioning. We don't judge blindly.

Meanwhile, what were you eating her food for?

Ain't you ashamed to be collecting food from your neighbors?

You can't cook. You're dense with that yeye excuse...

You never ready to talk watin dey your mind.
Romance / Re: He Accuses Me Of Sleeping With His Wife by j3r3myk3n(m): 11:47am On Mar 08
Since you've come here to report the case, invite the couples to come here also for questioning. We don't judge blindly.

Meanwhile, what were you eating her food for?

You can't cook but you can fck.

You never ready to talk watin dey your mind.

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Politics / Re: Iโ€™m Not Desperate To Be President โ€” Peter Obi Insists by j3r3myk3n(m): 11:55pm On Mar 05
Before you argue blindly, make research about

"Which tribe has economically contributed MOST to Nigeria?"

Also make research on:

"Top 5 richest states in Nigeria and the tribe that has more investments in the No.1 state."


You dey smoke Igbo abi you no dey smoke?




Hahahhahahaha!
grin
Politics / Re: Iโ€™m Not Desperate To Be President โ€” Peter Obi Insists by j3r3myk3n(m): 11:32pm On Mar 05
SonOfDSoil01:
they are not worth talking about yet, Yoruba matter keeps tormenting your soul๐Ÿ˜‚ you bette look around and tell me which region runs the economy? And I am sure you also typing from somewhere in obodo ragos๐Ÿ˜‚ and yet we ainโ€™t worth talking about? You must be a clown

Where did they see money to build the so-called Obodo Lagos?

From the Epiya business or the Agbado that's being shared freely?
Politics / Re: Iโ€™m Not Desperate To Be President โ€” Peter Obi Insists by j3r3myk3n(m): 11:27pm On Mar 05
All hail Emilokan!

The talk an do!
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 21 Trucks For Smuggling Foodstuffs To Neighbouring Countries by j3r3myk3n(m): 11:26pm On Mar 05
Lemme mind my business tonight cos. lipsrsealed
Politics / Re: Hardship: Looting Of Abuja Warehouse Is Message To Tinubu โ€“ Adegboruwa by j3r3myk3n(m): 5:38pm On Mar 04
The way me and my family are enjoying life in this Tinubu regime, I don't think I want his tenure to end anytime soon. grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sheffield United Vs Arsenal 0 - 6 On 4th March 2024 by j3r3myk3n(m): 5:36pm On Mar 04
DystopianMuse:
LIFE goes on!
Wahala! So more heart aches still loading. grin

This life sef.

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Family / Re: Husband Discovers That His Wifeโ€™s Supposed Four Siblings Are Her Children by j3r3myk3n(m): 5:32pm On Mar 04
How come the husband didn't notice the place had already birthed 4 kids before?


Abi this is one of the after effect of those "After using JuJu" videos?

Lol, married men keep clamouring fear who no fear women these days, does that mean they're seeing something else beyond these beautiful faces we see on a daily?
Hahahaha Heheheheheh!

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Eve Eve, you no dey tire?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sheffield United Vs Arsenal 0 - 6 On 4th March 2024 by j3r3myk3n(m): 5:26pm On Mar 04
People still watch and believe in football after the shegeh we saw at AFCON final? grin
Food / Re: Hardship: 5 Cheap Soups You Can Cook With N1000 In Nigeria by j3r3myk3n(m): 5:23pm On Mar 04
Silentgroper:
so you used to be a monkey ??

Username says I need to be thread carefully concerning what I wish for, I realized Bandana caught your attention.

So tell me, do you also like bandana and what's your favourite way to wear your bandana? grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (3 - 1) On 3rd March 2024 by j3r3myk3n(m): 11:32pm On Mar 03
Pass 1, Pass 2 for 90mins - Are you sure football is that entertaining? grin
Food / Re: Hardship: 5 Cheap Soups You Can Cook With N1000 In Nigeria by j3r3myk3n(m): 11:30pm On Mar 03
Let's go back to our default natural meal.

B A N A N A. cheesy
Politics / Re: Video Of FCT Abuja Residents Looting NEMA Warehouse (video) by j3r3myk3n(m): 11:28pm On Mar 03
May the mic licker's tenure favor me and my family. kiss

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Nairaland / General / Re: Why You Should Share Less About Yourself With Others by j3r3myk3n(m): 11:22pm On Mar 03
Keep quite, you ho,

A friend could turn a foe. tongue

So what happens when you lose such friend?

You're left with a hole. grin

Oh oh! embarassed

You're welcome.

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Family / Re: I Donโ€™t Talk With My Neighbors. What To Do by j3r3myk3n(m): 4:30pm On Feb 23
You're not alone.

And don't change anytime soon if you don't want that lil respect turn to see finish anytime soon.

Self respect is paramount, there's a reason why they say in midst of people, be a good listener and not a talkative.

Meanwhile I'm not a student but I've had this mentality almost when I started living alone and it paved way when everyone else lost self respect.

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Crime / Re: Cross River Man Machetes Lover Over Failure To Visit On Valentine Day (Graphic) by j3r3myk3n(m): 3:57pm On Feb 23
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Crime / Re: Cross River Man Machetes Lover Over Failure To Visit On Valentine Day (Graphic) by j3r3myk3n(m): 3:56pm On Feb 23
But why?

Why is Nigerian relationships so toxic and weird?

The men are weirdos, the women are literally karashikas. Abeg abeg!

Y'all stink jhooor.

From A-Z if you come for me I go disgrace your whole generation.
Celebrities / Re: Itโ€™s Not Possible โ€” Mr. Ibu & Jasmine Deny Having Sexual Affair by j3r3myk3n(m): 10:03am On Nov 17, 2023
I no dey put mouth for family matters.

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Romance / Re: Being 30 And Single Lady, How Do You Cope With Pressures From The Society? by j3r3myk3n(m): 10:19pm On Aug 18, 2023
IconicR:
At 60+ I'm still not feeling any pressure
We move

Make I no talk but this your talk get comma.
Romance / Re: Being 30 And Single Lady, How Do You Cope With Pressures From The Society? by j3r3myk3n(m): 10:19pm On Aug 18, 2023
IconicR:
At 60+ I'm still not feeling any pressure
We move

Hmmmm, make I no talk.

But.
Travel / Re: General-german-student-visa-enquiries Part 8 by j3r3myk3n(m): 8:46pm On Aug 08, 2023
Hannania:

Austria and Norway have same block acct model as Germany. But Norway is planning to introduce tuition this year.

The best nation there is Sweden. But $15k won't cover tuition and pof. Uk is the easiest. Use it as a stepping stone to go else where.

So literally, what's your best advice if I'm considering Europe with such amount managing the amount, regardless of blocked account or whatever.
Travel / Re: General-german-student-visa-enquiries Part 8 by j3r3myk3n(m): 8:34pm On Aug 08, 2023
Hannania:

Austria and Norway have same block acct model as Germany. But Norway is planning to introduce tuition this year.

The best nation there is Sweden. But $15k won't cover tuition and pof. Uk is the easiest. Use it as a stepping stone to go else where.

How is UK the easiest again when it requires nothing less than 10M
Travel / Re: General-german-student-visa-enquiries Part 8 by j3r3myk3n(m): 11:54pm On Aug 07, 2023
j3r3myk3n:
So NairaLanders, I need a sincere advice from people that has experience or an idea concerning which of these European countries one can hunt for with at least $15k comfortably within few months, with the hope of getting a decent job while studying Masters.

Don't even bother discouraging either, just give you little advice and I'll gladly appreciate.

Aside the US, UK, Australia, Germany (which demands block account)

How would you group these countries:

Austria ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น
Norway ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด
Czech Republic ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ
Iceland ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ
Finland ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
Czech Rep ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ
Denmark ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ
Norway ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด
Sweden ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช
Matla ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡น

I've made few researches but "......experience os the best teacher as they'll say".
Nairaland / General / Re: Let's Talk About Phobia, What Are You Afraid Of? by j3r3myk3n(m): 7:00pm On Aug 07, 2023
Only God.
Travel / Hmmmm by j3r3myk3n(m): 6:56pm On Aug 07, 2023
Hmmmm
Romance / Re: My Wife And Side Chic by j3r3myk3n(m): 9:45pm On Jul 28, 2023
candygist:


After they both give birth. Run a DNA test on both of them to know if you are the actual father of the kids. No dey famz yourself

Literally the best comment. I hope you don't skip this particular one OP.

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Romance / Re: The Wild And Worrisome Ways Of Women by j3r3myk3n(m): 11:15pm On Mar 30, 2023
Interesting and recommendable.

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Politics / Re: Rufai Oseni's Message To Nigerians Tearing Their Passports by j3r3myk3n(m): 12:35am On Mar 21, 2023
It's their personal choice. After all we all die alone.

Nigeria hasn't helped anyone either.
Programming / Re: Threads On Visa Sponsorship Job For Software Engineers(web Based) by j3r3myk3n(m): 12:05am On Mar 02, 2023
saintelvn:


Abeg how do you earn as a writer

I have applied to so many jobs and on upwork as a Email Copywriter nothing yet oooo except 5$โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

Work on your profile. Make it shiny and appealing.


If you can pay for promotions too.

You need to spend to get.
Travel / Re: General Austria Study/visa( Process And Requirements) by j3r3myk3n(m): 1:48pm On Feb 04, 2023
gabefx:
Yeah but some universities can give you conditional admission pending legalisation. By some, i actually know just one lol, Johannes Kelper University.

Are you sure?
Travel / Re: General Austria Study/visa( Process And Requirements) by j3r3myk3n(m): 12:33am On Jan 07, 2023
idrisaleo1:
Hello all! Do we have anyone searching for accommodation in Vienna or Linz area? I will be happy to pair with anyone like that. I'm in Vienna now and getting a place for myself is looking really hard.


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