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People seeing no difference between pentecostal pastors and MMM guiders.
People calling out private jet spending by pastors
People rejecting Church weddings for court and traditional.
People from muslim backgrounds fed up with the hypocrisy of sharia and terrorism




I never thought that so many Nigerians can wise up. Change (not Buharis change oo!) is coming!

Hallelujah! The ungodly ministry is moving.


Special shout out to the haters who tried to stop us and failed;
-KingEbukasBlog
-winner01
-Sciencewatch
-4everGod
-Damogull
-felixomor

KingEbukasBlog:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urreligion

The earliest form of religion

very interesting. for once. you are making sense

As an atheist, I don't believe in curses.

But whosoever still puts money in MMM thinking that it will come back in 2017 IS CURSED WITH MUMU-ISM.

ScienceWatch:
Well Done Christians !
It seems that the Christians are not fooled by the Bling Bling of the this half educated OP.

The wise man, Kingebukasblog wont be drawn in by the drivel disguised as a worthwhile contribution to humanity.

I was watching this tread silently, but have nothing to loose. But maybe one person on Nairaland will have the courage to swerve away from the this viscous trap.

Emmanuel TV is a golden opportunity for atheists world wide to study freely in private and examine the evidence. They will make progress if they put aside their racism. God is revealing Himself mightily through a black man. Examine the evidence not the man's color !

For the time being psychiatrists and research psychologists in Germany and Switzerland are calling this medical anomaly, “The Misfit Syndrome.”
Doctors at the University in Hamburg have been investigating the connection between atheism and overall mental health and the results of the study have unnerved even the most stoic scientists, physicians and researchers.

God wont be mocked, even with fancy wording often used by atheists/satanists/agnostics etc to disguise their true intentions.

Commot for road. Your yansh is smelling.



Dirty, fake alt moniker oshi

ScienceWatch:
I have come across many cons like you, Hahn.
The simplest thing you could have done was to apologize for defrauding the original post, but every move you make worsens things.

I'm suspecting this guy to be kingebukasblog or winner01 or 4evergod.


cc hahn, jonbellion

SmellingAnus:
I believe you... Na which section you dey more active

Jamb question. Check my profile

SmellingAnus:
wow... That's interesting... So is this your main moniker or alternate? How come you have never mentioned me before

Nna......this one na alternate na.....

Believe it or not, 70% of nairalanders have alternate ids.

SmellingAnus:
my brother I dey o... I never meet you for NL before o how you take know my moniker

I am a long time admirer of your moniker.

Yeye dey smell
Anus dey smell

SmellingAnus:
hahahah no problem... Na MMM I go collecting am from by January or February

SmellingAnus? How far?

sonofluc1fer:
lol. craze man.. merry xmas in advance. May the Great FSM advance our cause next year. Ramen.

Ramen, brother! Ramen

blueAgent:
Stop decieving yourself asians copied majority of their works from Europeans.

Go and google about Mesopotamia the cradle of civilization .genetic results shows that Europeans are from mesopotamia.

www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1244654/Study-finds-Britons-descended-farmers-left-Iraq-Syria-10-000-years-ago.html

You show poor knowledge of world history and politics.
Is a fact that Europeans spread civilzation to all parts of the world. all other civilization weather in asian or africa were inferior to European civilization.
You can google about Education in asian.
Go and read about Indo-aryan migration.
Cost of transporting ......slaves that is laughable for someone who claims to know history.
Roman empire was spread from Europe to asian .if they didnot have means of moving people and arms how did they sustain such large empire?
go and read about history of slavery in africa


show me one theory ,formular or law in science or social science established by an african or asians.

Africans are civilized i guess like this picture.

I have already decimated your points in my previous comment.

There is nothing left for me to say.....just to laugh at your inferiority complex. Slave to the white Europeans.

blueAgent:
The lastime i checked paganism and polytheism were all classified as religeon.so Greece and Italy were not Apethiest and the flourished most when they adopted christainity,did you get that?
I guess you we all know who is the ingnorant one.

What is this one saying? Why are you shifting the goal posts? Wasn't your initial argument that Europe developed as a result of its christian heritage from Isreal, Greece and Rome (When the actual fact is that Greece and Rome were mostly pagan)?.


Kindly revisit the original lie in your comment below;

blueAgent:
The Western World has
its unity in this heritage, in Christianity and
in the ancient civilisations of Greece, Rome,
and Israel, from which, owing to two
thousand years of Christianity, we trace our
descent."

blueAgent:
Did you read the article? most people who claim Athiests run to churches for comfort or assistance during time of Crises

That is a lie. A very big and shameful lie. Clearly you don't know what atheism is and you hardly know or have atheists as friends.


You have decimated all credibility with your comment. Disappointing.

sonofluc1fer:
Hw are you, bro?

Suffering from a lack of dollar and pounds.

Joshthefirst:
For Christians, I'm a living witness of the blessings of a tither.

Christians, pay your tithes, It's another avenue God uses to heap blessings on you.

JackBizzle:
^^^
This is someone that is still a student and does not have 100% adult responsibilities. How could you possibly claim to be a witness to tithes?

Say "no" to drugs
Say "no" to cocaine
Say "no" to Jesus.

They all contain brain damaging side effects

Niflheim:
@Jackbizzle,

I can't stop laughing!!! This is epic!!! Do not forget this one!!!


Humans and apes share a common ancestor........
Christian Translation: Gorillas had sex with orangutans, and the orangutans eventually gave birth to humans!!!

"Evolution is true"

Christian translation; "Life came from nothing and monkeys gave birth to humans!"

urheme:
jackbizzle,

don't worry your self.....soon there will plenty of work for you to do....the hand of God is coming up on you..to beat that unbelief out of your life and linage

it is for this same reason that i was arrested.

Urheme; don't worry your self.....soon there will plenty of work for you to do....the hand of God is coming up on you..to beat that unbelief out of your life and linage
it is for this same reason that i was arrested


Atheist translation; I have run out of ideas to argue against atheism, so let me threaten you with my imaginary skydaddy

Girlbestfriend:
u can't be this slow na, education couldn't catch up with them, that's y they dropped out (lemmi use layman terms for u. loools) those people gat first-class brains #shikena

They had first class brains without first class degree abi?


Is that not my point actually? That the degree of first class is overrated?



Sometimes think before you talk

CSTR13:
There are first class billionaires especially in the oil sector. Maybe not as stupendously rich as the criminals we all know.
Bill gates dropped out but he had a genius mind. His dropping was not a function of an intellectual inadequacy or not being book-smart, but that of the system failing to catch up to his own.

There are many firms of intelligence. University education is just one of them.


This why first class dies not always transfer to success in the real or working world.


There were two first class guys in the UK who could not get jobs as Nigerians.

But one with a 2.2 and another with a 2.1. Did.


The difference was that those with lower grades were smart enough to look for jobs in rural areas of UK. Deep in Plymouth. Swansea. Blackpool.

CSTR13:
There is nothing like first class degree where they come from.
They use classifications like summa cum laude and magma cum laude.

You didn't find a first class billionaire in Nigeria. Cool.

You didn't mention if the Americans you name dropped graduated with Magna cums laude

In fact, the Bill Gates we all know didn't finish from university.

Neither did Zuckerberg.

CSTR13:
The current heads of exxon mobil and Goldmann sacchs graduated with outstanding academic results.
Zuckerbag and even bill gates may have dropped out of college, but they are genuises with first class brains.
Many of the rich programmers, engineers and IT experts worth billions of dollars for creating apps, antivirus softwares or whatever are just curious nerds equivalent to what you call a first class here.
The likes of steve jobs, steve wozniacki, e.t.c are book smart gurus.
Nigeria though is a different kettle of fish.

BUT DID ANY OF THE PEOPLE YOU MENTIONED GRADUATE WITH FIRST CLASS?


ot maybe you think I do not know people you mentioned?

CSTR13:
You make it sound like being a first class is just being book smart. That is a common error.
Getting a first class means your have an overall mental capacity far above your average colleagues with all due respect.
A genuine first class holder with a first class brain and with no significant character flaw would do any job and outperform his/her colleagues.
Every job just require basic intelligence that would empower us to do much more productive work in far less time and with greater ease. That is basically what the employer wants.
And a first class student spent all his time in school doing much greater work in less time and with more accuracy. He already has the tools to excel in whatever. It is a question of re-directing it.

Really? Then show me a first class billionaire.

CSTR13:
A 2-1 or 2-2 will not help you know how to work with clients too.
It has to do with how well rounded the individual is.
Making it sound like it is a mutually exclusive relationship that exists between a first class degree and honing inter-personal relationship skill is just wrong.
Infact, it takes high cognitive ability to be to adapt and relate with people on their own respective levels.
First class holders who lack such skills have a personal character flaw. A flaw which has been found to be present in holders of other classes of degree be it 2-1 or 2-2.
It is a character flaw that can be corrected. And generalizing it is just stupidd.

You are saying the truth but missing the point.


The first class is useless where book intelligence does not matter.

All grades are equal in such jobs

Atheists; "Atheism has no creed or doctrine"

KingEbukasblog's translation; "Atheism lacks morality therefore, communist atheists murdered millions of people"

Remember when you and your ilk failed when you claimed that Obama is the antichrist?

CSTR13:
That is a very jaundiced view of first class holders.

And you have a yellow-fevered view of facts.

A first class is meaningless in many situations. A first class will not help you in many jobs. Jobs that involve working with clients and making negotiations favour people who have been around people for a long time- the people in schools who chill with friends, sell stuff in schools, organize parties etc......How many first class people do you know that were like that in school?

promise10:
E pain am oooooo

DafuQ?

Godgay:
how could Mary be 14 when her cousin Elizabeth was already on menopuase

Meno-wetin?

Bros, where did you read that one?

Atheist translation of pastors' requests


1) "Pay your tithes and your rewards shall be bountiful"
Atheist translation; "transfer your hard earned salary to fund your pastor's private jet and life of luxury"


2) "I cast the demon out of you!! Be healed in Jesus name"
Atheist translation; bros Akpos, act well ooo! Time don reach make you twist and turn as if demon dey comot your body"

CHRISTIAN TO ATHEIST TRANSLATION

1) "Christianity is not a religion; it is a way of life with Jesus"
Atheist translation; "I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide"

MUSLIM TO ATHEIST TRANSLATION


1) "Islam is a religion of peace"
Atheist translation; "I am a reetarded mallam that ignores all the murders in the name of Allah"

Some of us atheists do not understand christians and muslims. This is because when we atheists speak, the christians hear something different.



For example;

NIGERIAN CHRISTIAN TRANSLATION

1) "I don't believe in God"
Translation- "I worship satan"

2) "Daddy my fiance is an atheist"
Translation- "I want to marry a babalawo"

3) "I rarely go to church nowadays"
Translation- "Witches from my village are separating me from God"

4) "I don't pay tithe"
Translation- "I want to be poor and keep robbing God"