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blueAgent:
Clown the richest countries in the world are also religeous. US ,UK,Germany,China. e.t.c

You might want to revisit your comment on UK, China, Germany.

UK and Germany have very high levels of atheism and are very secular. Just try preaching on a bus in those countries and you will be thrown out.

China is the most atheistic country in the world.



Check your facts bro.

Pidgin2:
My problem with satanist is that although they read the bible but they chose to venerate the worse character in it. They are 100% worse than atheists in my opinion


I have a feeling JackBizzle is lying, he is the satanist in this story

The worst character in the bible is the old testament God. Yahweh.


He started the whole world with incest (How did Adam and Eve get grandchildren?)
He drowned the whole world and repopulated it with Noah and his incbelieveestous family.
He nuked Sodom and Gommorah just because of sex and then turned a woman to a pillar of salt for looking back.
He allowed isrealites to take slaves from other neighbouring tribes
He gave moses barbaric laws (eye for an eye)

KingEbukasBlog:
The ancient Jews were black . Christ was black

Black or dark skinned?

Sonofluc1fer tells the truth about Nigerian religious hypocrisy

sonofluc1fer:
Nigerian Christians will honor an embezzling politician with front row seat, then burn a man whose sexual preference harms them in no way.

Our Morals and values in this country are so warped.

Rilwayne001:
ODIKWA!!

odikwa serious story!

NIGERIAN CHRISTIAN TRANSLATION

1) "I don't believe in God"
Translation- "I worship satan"

2) "Daddy my fiance is an atheist"
Translation- "I want to marry a babalawo"

3) "I rarely go to church nowadays"
Translation- "Witches from my village are separating me from God"

4) "I don't pay tithe"
Translation- "I want to be poor and keep robbing God"

MrMontella:
thats seneca the younger's words...
Not edward gibbons..

Really?

This a very true story that I witnessed at a client's office.

I was seated in the visitors' room of a company that sells tyres. I was waiting to see the manager but they were having IT problems and their systems were down. I was seated next to a well-dressed man who was looking dapper in a black, stripped suit. We started chatting and he said that he is a purchasing manager (named John) who needed tyres urgently but the delay was annoying him. Then enters a big man in white native and a woman in skirt suit.

As the big man sat down, he started complaining that the tyre company was wasting his time and that he needed to get back to his church's december convention programme. Apparently, he is a pastor for one of the big churches. The Pastor further claimed that the tyre company was wasting God's time. It was at this time that John the purchasing manager snorted and said, "you are not God and even if there was a God, he would appreciate patience as a virtue". In my mind, I smiled. I was happy to meet another atheist in Nigeria but little did I know that he was much more than just an atheist.

The pastor then replied, "do you not have respect? How can you talk to a man of God like this?" John laughed and replied "I don't follow your religion or beliefs. Please just wait for the manager to come; we too (pointing towards himself and I) have been waiting before you".

The pastor started looking confused and said "Are you a muslim? Even muslims respect their imams? Which religion do you follow sef?" John smiled and replied "I am a satanist". At this point, the lady that was with us shouted "JESUS! SATAN-WETIN? ARE YOU SERIOUS??"

I tried to calm things down by saying "there is no need for all this religion talk, lets focus on business". But the pastor disagreed. He started raising his voice. He looked at me and said "how can you just let this pagan just say nonsense in your presence? Are you too not a christian". I had to betray myself to avoid drama- "sir, I am a christian but let's leave everyone to their beliefs". The satanist now getting angry now said, "I respect christians like you (pointing to me) that respect themselves, but pastors like this guy who are so arrogant as if they are gods, I hate them".

The pastor jumped up from his seat and started interrogating John the satanist- "So you worship the devil? What kind of human being are you? Do you like hell? Do you want the holy ghost to burn you? What is wrong with you?". The satanist countered- "I don't worship the devil. I and other satanists just venerate the idea of Lucifer Morningstar as an icon for knowledge; if anything I worship knowledge. And furthermore, it is your Yaweh that kills with vengeance and bloodlust in the old testament".

"IN THE NAME OF JESUS, I REBUKE ALL THE FALSEHOODS AND BLASPHEMY FROM YOUR MOUTH THAT YOU HAVE LEARNT FROM YOUR FATHER WHO IS THE FATHER OF LIES", the pastor shouted. "YOU ARE LETTING THE DEVIL USE YOU BUT WITH THE POWER OF JESUS, YOU WILL SEE THE LIGHT", the pastor continued. But the satanist too was getting angry- "LOOK HERE, MISTER- I DON'T BELIEVE IN YOUR FAKE GOD, A GOD THAT WILL USE A CHARLATAN LIKE YOU THAT GETS FAT OFF TITHES. PLEASE, SPARE ME YOUR PREACHING."

It was then some company staff started coming into the visitors' room to see what the shouting was about. I quickly excused myself and went about looking for the manager. I was more interested in concluding business than listening to a religious debate. But honestly, I enjoyed the drama.





cc kingebukasblog, hahn, plaetton, pidgin2, mrmontella, pastoraio, eyehategod, deepsight, johnbelion


story verified by Harddmirror.

A deist Jesus story written by an inspired atheist-

JackBizzle:
DEEPSIGHT 3;19

Deepsight walked amongst his disciples and preached to them- "I am the salad of life and whosoever eateth of me shall be blessed with the verbosity of spoken word". Then, his disciples asked "Is this true? Can we be blessed with the gift of the word salad?". Deepsight replied thus- "the salad is open like the gates of heaven towards its righteous communicants; it accepts whosoever believeth in its sophistry."

Then Deepsight told his disciples to start speaking in tongues. As they did, he started walking on air. And his disciples rejoiced thus "we have a great prophet that walketh on air". But then, Deepsight corrected them; "I walketh not upon the air but upon the spoken word of your saladified speaking in tongues". And his disciples rejoiced further "we have a great prophet for where Jesus walketh upon water, he walketh upon words".


And from that day Deepsight was known as the "word walker". Praised be his salad.

Pidgin2:
Atheism is not a religion, go to science/technology forum and stuff there. You should focus on other things besides God as to you folks He doesn't exist.

Kindly get out of this thread. This place is for atheist quotes.

MrPresident1:
Ayam not understanding yu come down to my level

jesus is a zombie

DeepSight:
I tell you!

Brother Bizzle, the time is nigh for your Knighthood.
Please kneel. . . .

I accept the knighhood, sire!

plaetton:
The above did not come from a carnal mind.
The spirit of the WORD is with you brother.

Ramen brother!

MrPresident1:
JackBizzle JackBizzle , Christ has risen from the dead

Jesus Christ is coming sooooooon

For what is dead may never die but comes back harder and stronger.

DeepSight:


Oh my! This is sooooo funny!

Sire, I only live to serve in the fruitiness of your salad.


Your saladiness be praised, Sire!

plaetton:
His new apprentice, kingebukasblog, gives new meaning to " proxility ".

He is a word salad phenom. He just lacks the cunning and subtlety of his master.

His previous acolyte, uyi iredia, has obviously dropped out of word salad school.
His situation is way beyond redemption.

Kingebukasblog lacks the mixing and remixing skills of Deepsight. Yes, KingEbuka knows big words but does not string them along well enough to make a beautiful salad.


Uyi iredia never had any hope

plaetton:
A WORD is enough for the wise. WORDS, however, are for the foolish.

WORDS ARE FOR THE SALAD! THE WORD SALAD!!!


DEEPSIGHT 3;19

Deepsight walked amongst his disciples and preached to them- "I am the salad of life and whosoever eateth of me shall be blessed with the verbosity of spoken word". Then, his disciples asked "Is this true? Can we be blessed with the gift of the word salad?". Deepsight replied thus- "the salad is open like the gates of heaven towards its righteous communicants; it accepts whosoever believeth in its sophistry."

Then Deepsight told his disciples to start speaking in tongues. As they did, he started walking on air. And his disciples rejoiced thus "we have a great prophet that walketh on air". But then, Deepsight corrected them; "I walketh not upon the air but upon the spoken word of your saladified speaking in tongues". And his disciples rejoiced further "we have a great prophet for where Jesus walketh upon water, he walketh upon words".


And from that day Deepsight was known as the "word walker". Praised be his salad.

plaetton:
Right from the book of life.

Or as Deepsight and his disciples know it

"THE BOOK OF WORDS"


"THE SALAD BIBLE"

plaetton:
I beseech thee, oh wordy sire, to show mercy upon my person, and forgive my levity upon the word,.. for thou sayeth in the scriptures " in the beginning was the WORD, and word grew large, and the word was with thee, and the WORD was yours".

May the WORD be with you, oh wordy sire.

Deepsight 3;16

In the beginning was the word. And the word was salad. And whosoever eateth of it shall have everlasting verbose eloquence.


17
The ways of the salad are not the ways of man; for it shall confuse the wise and retardeth the foolish.

MrPresident1:
JackBizzle JackBizzle , End times end on the 20th of January 2017. On or before that day, Jesus Chris will come

GBOAAAA!!! And it is all over

And righteousness will reign forever more

LIES FROM THE PITS OF HELL!!!!!!

We have had thousands of failed end times predictions. Guy, enjoy your life.



Jesus is not coming!!!

herzern:
OP.

Tell me where he lives in Ibadan.I wish to pay him a courtesy visit.

I think the man should be bestowed with the National honour thouqh.

TBH,He made a name for himself already,His name can never be forqotten in the history of this Great Nation.

We need more nigerians like you. Kudos

MrPresident1:
Somebody like JackBizzle will not see it coming because he is an outsider, he is not brethren

This weed-inspired preacher still dey preach doom and gloom?


Oga, calm down and take some cider. End times are far far away

"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."

Edward Gibbon

Where is kingebukasblog aka morality comes from the bible?

Where is the instruction against pedophilia in the bible

It depends.

From an accounting point of view, you lost only $100. The $70 sales is an income treated separately that should not be used to offset the original loss.

EyeHateGod:
Why would i wanna miss Suya Night?

Which one is suya night?

SirWere:
Meh; I still go for functionality and versatility.


You should know how gooey eyed relatives get when one can quote the Scriptures with ease....


Gets you to place

This guy knows the truth!!!

promisechuks:
hardmirrored lies and chest beating.

Rilwayne001:
You are now so irrelevant that you have nothing to contribute except nuisance.

Nawa for you oo

Of course I am IRRELEVANT TO YOU.


What is the relevance of logic to a madman!?

KingEbukasBlog:
Always pay attention closely before you spew garbage next time

I give up. Yo dont know what you are saying

KingEbukasBlog:
Smh

Na wa for you bro

See your life? Your dishonesty and ignorance will always betray you.

1) The wikipedia quote you put even admits that the bible uses anthropomorphic terms to describe God (but it should be taken as metaphors).

2) If you google "judaism anthropomorphism", you will get millions of results stating that the religion uses anthropomorphism. Here is one article that clearly points out the contradiction in claiming that the Jewish God is not material but still using anthropomorphic terms for God.
http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/judaica/ejud_0002_0002_0_01141.html

3) Say "no" to wikipedia