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Pere has been evicted

Edit: wow my prediction came to life
I had no idea he will be evicted
I just made this meme as joke ooh
I guess there is power in the things we say
However I think I should use my prediction skills for betting?

Nonesense

Ok

Be careful where you buy already cooked food in this country.
You don't know what was used to prepare it

So I was in Choba upth to visit a friend after much running about in the morning on empty stomach I became so hungry.

I just sighted one small restaurant then I enter there
Honestly the place looked a bit sketchy and not well kept but i overlooked it based on hunger

Inside there was 2 fine pH girls I ask for rice and stew
After few spoons of rice, my mind started telling me to stop eating. I ignored my intuition and continue eating.

Finished eating, paid then went to my friend house
All of a sudden I started having a feeling of something swelling inside my stomach. I told myself it's nothing

Few hours later I begin to feel a burning feeling inside my stomach.
I just drank beer and forgot about it.

Until at around 4am I felt a very strong suffocating feeling like I'm paralayzed and can't move.
It felt like something was holding or pinning me down the bed and I cannot move or scream or shout.
It felt like a spirit was at my BACK and if I try to look or turn back i feel like I can't move.
The last time I had this feeling was in boarding school in 2003..

I finally struggled and woke up and the first thing that popped up my mind is
1. Did I eat a charmed food
2. Is that stew mixed with occultic substances
3. I didn't finish the food, so what did they do with the remaining food? Do they sacrifice it to a deity.

Many many things started popping in my mind which made me realize the dangers of eating any food from any restaurant which you don't know

Since then I have vowed never to eat in any mama put again!!

Miwasky:
Is you that very is foolish ..you treat her bad and yet she comes back? You only call her for Sex and she comes and bring food for you and you foolishly ate?hmm.. if you want to kill a rat , you have to be so nice by mixing what it likes with a poison ( crayfish and Fish)
You have been eaten poison and dieing slowly ..she has planed a slow death for You…

We pour the food in one plate and eat it together. U think I'm a naive kid like you?
Look kid, you think you're smart.
I know your skull must be feeling lonely
Because of how small your brain is. A lot of empty space wasting in your skull.

You were still in your father's hairy scrotum when I was dealing with bad bitches.

ustanejnr:
My broda , na the pattern be that oh, once you start to be nice. Forget them go bring attitude. To keep them in check is to treat them badly.

It's a man's world.. no be our fault say God create man first

czarr:
It's a sign of a damaged girl. Once you treat them bad the love you more. Their type are not good for marriage, just sexx.

true talk d girl is s very sweet in bed. 8/10 and she too like bleep but once I don cum, my eye don clear na I go just push am off. Give her tp tell her say I wan crash. I go wake up withike 10 missed call from this girl. She go say she was just checking in on me, she want to hear my voice, like wtf?

TimeSpaceWizard:
I can see you are a scared little boy

U just made me feel more angry and more anger towards this girl. I shouldn't have brought this issue to nairaland. I swear una no get sense at all

TimeSpaceWizard:
If she stabs you to dead, your kind will flood the internet with tears not knowing you were a piece of shiit

So you think after stabbing, she will go free and have a happy life?
Una just no get sense at all, look at the young girl that kill super tv CEO.
Is she living sweet life after she murder person?
Na life impronsment if she try that nonesense. She is not as dumb as you.
She will ruin her whole life and her family life if she try that nonesense.
Watery prison beans for the rest of her
life. Dem go rape am join for prison.
U see, she is not as dumb as you

Ritzybeauty:
So in your forsaken mind, you are the real James bond.. Lol... When things go south, am sure we would find your scared self creating another topic here crying out for help, I detest guys who don't have balls to keep their mouth shut because you were just giving mere privilege and obviously not because you are smart..

Girl wey I don purse she no gree leave me
I treat her badly so she go leave instead
na she go dey push for us to be together. I dey insult am yet she dey fall in love more.
And you're blaming me?
U see why I said una no get sense at all
Na only zeeworld and urgent 2k full una head

igbowoman:
I am talking about you and your background.
You illiterate!!
You also lack understanding of simple English

Still incorrect, again shove your theory up inside your ass.
Make sure there is no more space left inside your ass.
Fill it up with all your dumb theories

igbowoman:
What I read here is that you are a poorly brought up person with no values probably from a broken or polygamous home with an absent father and a mother who got no love and got abuse from several of your " uncles" and kept going back to her abuser
This is what you learned
So now you are thrilled that you can treat a girl bad and call her up for sex
You are a nasty man.
A good man with a sense of self worth and dignity wouldn't act like you.He will be good to women because he learned to be good and decent from well balanced parents.
Sad

Her father is a pastor, so shove your theory up your ass

The crazy part is when I start acting nice and loving she starts giving me bad attitudes.
But once I become mean to her
She becomes loving and caring

Miwasky:
Is you that very is foolish ..you treat her bad and yet she comes back? You only call her for Sex and she comes and bring food for you and you foolishly ate?hmm.. if you want to kill a rat , you have to be so nice by mixing what it likes with a poison ( crayfish and Fish)
You have been eaten poison and dieing slowly ..she has planed a slow death for You…

We pour the food in one plate and eat it together. U think I'm a naive kid like you?
Look kid, you think you're smart.
You were still in your father's hairy scrotum when I was dealing with bad bitches
So put some respekt on ma name..

I have been treating this warri girl like shit but she keeps coming back to me.
I can call her for sex anytime and she will come and even bring food for me.
She has guys that want her but she says she doesn't like them.
The more I treat her bad, the more she loves me. I don't even know what to do again

Welcome to Saudi Nigeria.

Good

Experience

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