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RomanceRe: Sex With Slim Girls Feels Like Heaven by JackDaAlienz(op): 2:40pm On Nov 15, 2021
[quote author=Cabazieu post=107632209][/quote]Tell them oo
RomanceRe: Sex With Slim Girls Feels Like Heaven by JackDaAlienz(op): 1:57pm On Nov 15, 2021
PlayMaker14:
JackDaAlienz is feeling blessed with Staphylococcus and 22 others.
undecided lipsrsealed
EducationRe: Guess The Subject by JackDaAlienz(m): 6:47am On Nov 15, 2021
wolement:
That's why the Chinese are doing better now. Because they still flog.
Africans that are flogged 10x more than Chinese why are we not better than them?
RomanceSex With Slim Girls Feels Like Heaven by JackDaAlienz(op): 6:45am On Nov 15, 2021
I'm Angryyyyyy!!!! cry angry angry angry
All my teenage years I have always hated slim girls. Girls with small breast.

Until yesterday I had sex with a slim bani
Guys this is my first sex with a slim girl
All my gf and ex's were all round or chubby.
I'm angry that all these years I could have been having great sex with slim girls instead of LAZY fat girls.
From Now I will only be fucking slim girls.
This girl made me cum 3 times
Only a slim girl can make this happen..
I feel blessed
PoliticsRe: Bode George: PDP Must Conduct Fresh Convention If North Picks 2023 Ticket by JackDaAlienz(m): 6:24am On Nov 15, 2021
Ok
EducationRe: Guess The Subject by JackDaAlienz(m):
I really never understood the reason behind flogging someone for failing a subject.

It never ever made sense to me
Someone will pay School Fees
Attend your class
Instead of you to correct the student who failed or give him/her Zero mark.
You flog them and still give them Zero mark, on top the school fees the person paid??

Edit:
Some people are quoting me justifying flogging kids saying it makes them focus and read.

I can now see why Africa is so backward.
And why Education is rubbish in Africa
European schools don't flog their students yet this European students have developed everything from healthcare to technology that you are using
From Cars, phone, architecture.ships, aeroplane, trains

Africans that where flogged like bush goat where has the education taken youhuhhuh
Upon all the flogging still African Schools can't boast of building producing Global impact or innovation.
You have African Engineers Yet you hire Chinese to build road for you.
Hire Chinese to build Infrastructure
Hire Chinese to build railway
So all the Engineering and flogging in school was a waste abi??
What is the point going to school if you still hire foreigners to do the job you studied in schoolhuh
So you mean African Engineers with all the flogging you chop in school. You can't practicalize what you learnt at school.
WHO ARE YOU DECICIVING??
Christianity EtcRe: Are You Maximising Your Talents For God? by JackDaAlienz(m): 9:09am On Nov 14, 2021
My talent is to Scam White people

How can I maximize it for God?
Christianity EtcRe: The Dangers Of Being A Prostitute In This Day And Age (Photos) by JackDaAlienz(m):
OP forget all these nonesense..
NOBODY HOLY PASS

No be Jesus save one Olosho from being stoned to death by the Pharisee Jews a.k.a ( modern day judgemental Pentecostal christians)

Na still Olosho Magdalene bin dey give Jesus Foot massage with expensive oil dat year
Forget, Jesus na correct G
Always hanging out with Oloshos and Tax collectors.
No wonder Pharisees hate am
So as a Christian, I will follow Jesus Footsteps and continue hanging around with Oloshos and Yahoo Boys (modern day version of Tax collectors)
We move...
Christianity EtcRe: Copy And Paste Not A Sin - Rev. Uche Ume (Video) by JackDaAlienz(m):
Protestant and Penticostal churches have fully destroyed Christianity

Catholics are by far the only true church standing.

PoliticsRe: Angry Vipers Threaten Obi Cubana Over Abba Kyari (Photos) by JackDaAlienz(m): 8:49am On Nov 12, 2021
For this Buhari Economy
I get 10 billion for my bank account
But I dey wealr Chinos Sandals everywhere I go

I get 24 foreign cars
But I dey order Uber

Why??
Showing off Wealth in a country where everybody eye dey red is like inviting criminals to pay you visit.
Make una dey use una head
RomanceRe: Everybody commit INCEST Without Knowing It... by JackDaAlienz(op): 9:59am On Nov 05, 2021
JackDaAlienz:
Very hard truth to swallow
A lot of denial going on here just like I expected.
The truth is truly hard to swallow
RomanceRe: Everybody commit INCEST Without Knowing It... by JackDaAlienz(op): 9:22am On Nov 05, 2021
oyatz:
There were many popes that were married and had children.


Simon Peter, the 'first Pope' was married with children.

Pope John X had sexual intercourse with Theodora and her daughter.

Pope John XII was alleged to have been killed while fornicating with a woman when the jealous husband of the woman caught them and hit the pope with a plank on his head.
There were "some" not many Pope's
Just a few
Of course not everyone is going to do that. It is not easy to abstain from relation with the opposite sex.
However, you mentioned 12% out of 88% of priest and Pope's that didn't have sexual relation.
RomanceRe: Everybody commit INCEST Without Knowing It... by JackDaAlienz(op): 5:08pm On Nov 04, 2021
Ushman333:
Jesus Christ immaculate conception na stories.
Even if na stories, why did they choose to make Jesus not to be born the natural way. They know something.

That is Priest, Pope, Monks are not allowed to marry
So they can keep themselves PURE
Prevent them from committing INCEST
CelebritiesRe: Taooma, Josh2funny, Woli Agba, Yemi Elesho, Others Visit Osinbajo by JackDaAlienz(m): 12:41pm On Nov 04, 2021
We get plenty undiscovered talents in Nigeria
RomanceRe: Everybody commit INCEST Without Knowing It... by JackDaAlienz(op): 12:39pm On Nov 04, 2021
Very hard truth to swallow
EducationRe: Joy Adesina: Video Of Abiodun Giving OAU Best Medical Student N5M & A Bungalow by JackDaAlienz(m): 12:26pm On Nov 04, 2021
Somebody give me her number

I want to propose to her..

RomanceEverybody commit INCEST Without Knowing It... by JackDaAlienz(op):
If all our DNA is traced to Adam and Eve

That means all of us in this world are brothers and sisters.
Since our father is Adam
Our mother is Eve
Their offspring (All of us)
That means the whole world is committing incest by marrying and fucking each other.

No wonder Jesus Christ had to come into Earth in a immaculate conception so as to avoid Mary committing incest by sleeping with joseph shocked
SportsRe: Osimhen's Replies Fan: I Get Coconut Head, I No Dey Hear Word by JackDaAlienz(m): 11:35am On Nov 04, 2021
Yep
PoliticsRe: Soldiers On High Alert In Abuja Over Reports Of Planned Attack On the Capital by JackDaAlienz(m):
Ok
PoliticsRe: Obi Cubana Spends Second Day With EFCC, Passport Seized by JackDaAlienz(m):
This is why I hate showing off Wealth

It's even far more dangerous to show off Wealth in a messed up country like Nigeria.
Ordinary Benz wey I use enter my guy neighborhood. If you see the way ppl for that street dey look me like say I'm the reason for their poverty.

The level of jealousy in this economy is crazy.

RomanceRe: I Experience Badluck Anytime I Have Sex With Her by JackDaAlienz(op): 12:20am On Oct 23, 2021
FalseProphet1:
She's a blind witch!

Blind witches are people whom their ancestors dedicated to their deity without their consent and most times before they were born.

You can either experience good luck or repeated tragedy during your encounters with them cos there's always a demon attached to them at birth after the rituals to enforce certain covenants in their life.

If you don't back off now, you will experience a higher level of frustration and end up comitting suicide.

This I have seen.
Hmmmmmmm omoh
RomanceI Experience Badluck Anytime I Have Sex With Her by JackDaAlienz(op): 6:59pm On Oct 22, 2021
I went to pick her up from uni then drove her to my house.
We chilled drank wine then bleeped well
After sex I decided to drive her back to school.
On our way my back tire brake just lock
The wheel stopped rotating.
I had to Shell out 10k to repair

2nd time with this same girl yesterday night we had sex
This morning I got a message that the items I planned to ship from Canada was cancelled.

Why do I experience these badluck events after having sex with this girl
FamilyRe: Nigerian Woman Gives Birth To Quadruplets After 11 Years Of Marriage (Photos) by JackDaAlienz(m): 6:29pm On Oct 22, 2021
Chaiiu
PoliticsRe: FG Blames Nnamdi Kanu For Murder Of Akunyili’s Husband, Gulak, 184 Others by JackDaAlienz(m): 5:31pm On Oct 22, 2021
Very bad
PoliticsRe: Obituary: Dr. Chike Akunyili's Burial Poster (Photos) by JackDaAlienz(m): 5:27pm On Oct 22, 2021
I don't care what your sins are
As long as you die a Nigerian

God will NEVER put you in hell.
Because you have already been to hell
The hell called Nigeria

R.I.P
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Work Experience Program: Have You Been Paid By Federal Government? by JackDaAlienz(m): 5:23pm On Oct 22, 2021
I don't care what your sins are
As long as you die a Nigerian

God will NEVER put you in hell.
Because you have already been to hell
The hell called Nigeria
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Aston Villa (3 - 1) On 22nd October 2021 by JackDaAlienz(m): 5:19pm On Oct 22, 2021
Ok
PetsRe: Checkout This Monkey's Performance At A Beach In Lagos (Video) by JackDaAlienz(m): 5:03pm On Oct 22, 2021
This is how ALIENS will treat us when they come to Earth.

SportsRe: Giorgio Chiellini & Leonardo Bonucci Criticize Ronaldo For Rejoining Man United by JackDaAlienz(m): 7:45am On Oct 22, 2021
Man U vs Juventus
That will be a great match
PoliticsRe: Muhammadu Inuwa Yahaya Gets Surprise Birthday Treat At SEC Meeting by JackDaAlienz(m): 4:56am On Oct 21, 2021
Mschew
PoliticsRe: Segun Showunmi: EndSARS One Year After by JackDaAlienz(m): 6:11pm On Oct 20, 2021
Ok
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Hosts President Tayyip Erdoğan Of Turkey (Photos) by JackDaAlienz(m): 5:46pm On Oct 20, 2021
Try g

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