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Im Igbo but recently I have been falling in love with an Hausa girl. She is shy tho, but she shows heavy signs that she likes me. First thing i need to know is that can a Christian date a Muslim hausa girl? Secondly, do Hausa girls have high sex drive because I want to get very intimate with her. She covers hair and wear modest dress. But I imagine doing all kind of sex styles on her. Should I go ahead or die the matter |
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We have only 1 Father's day in a year Yet there are over 8 mothers day in a year. If pikin blow, na him mama him go flex If pikin enter trouble na that time him go remember say popsi dey. Female actress go act 1 film, come build mansion next week Male actor wey don act 300 plus movies go dey hospital dey beg for life. Abeg, who MEN offend for this life? No be like say na we first chop apple Na Eve chop am yet na we dey suffer pass.
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It's all about connection |
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Freedom Fighters and Matyrs are very strong divine beings who come to Earth to change it and fight against the Huge Big Enemy (Government) 1. Jesus Christ crucified by Jews and Roman government 2. Jesus fleed Jerusalem because King Herod wanted to kill him. 3. Jesus was tortured and flogged by Roman soldiers who drill nail into his hands. U see the "Christ like lifestyle" is not a wealthy flashy lifestyle. It's a lifestyle of persecution Julian assange, Nnamdi Kalu, Sunday igboho and all freedom fighters are experiencing what Jesus Christ, St. Paul and all the persecuted disciples faced. |
Today I learnt that Nairaland has BMC moderators They deleted my comment on igboho But left all the tribalistic comments Then I remember how fake news have been hitting frontpage. I can finally say that Seun has BMC moderators in this forum. |
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VlamesIffect:I thought jelqing na scam. Did that shit back in secondary school No much difference |
Came4amod:Continue deciving yourself |
Who malaria vaccine help?? Me wey shayo dey always dey system. Mosquito wey try bite me 90% of them dey die from alcohol intoxication. I no need una malaria vaccine. All we need is H.I.V vaccine. So that our Moses rod can Freely part the Sea Without The Fear of catching S.T.D
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I saw a mesuring tape around my bed and decided to measure my joystick. I measured it fully erect |
Hmm.. This one everybody dey squash beef Laycon and Erica 2face and Blackface Who is next? Nnamdi kalu and Buhari?
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Summary: Aunty has a store in lekki She made millions from her products Yet she is selling pussy to the highest bidders Because women can NEVER be satisfied.
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Obo ![]() |
From 110 million to 60 million pounds... PSG don buy 2nd hand market
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Gullah:This passage is referring to you fake Christians that see things like forgiveness, turning the other cheek, giving all you have to the poor as foolishness. That is you |
The day I saw a homosexual priest who molested my classmate And after the act proceeded to hold mass that evening. My friend had been telling us weeks before the act that the priest was always inviting him to father's house. To see this same padophile priest raise communion and bless it after the horrendous act made me lose faith in anything Christianity or religion. That day I confirmed Religion is SCAM Religion was man made That is why there are many rleigions. This are man made beliefs If religion was from God then there will be only one religion in the world. Since then I don't believe in pastors, winning souls all are scam to bring in more member to pay tithe. If a priest can do this Then imagine what a Pentecostal pastor is capable of doing. They are far worse and lots of their followers are very dumb |
Igbo boys making me proud.
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KillMNKnow:Fulani Cow Spotted Let's wait for him to finish chewing the grass in his mouth and drink water before he spew his nonesense..
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For women relationship and marriage is a journey. For men it is about love or ego status. A women will marry you not because she loves you. She marry you because she need you. She needs your assistance She needs your protection She wants to tap into your money Women marry men they don't like sexually because those men have what the woman needs. Wealth. Marriages/ Relationship is a journey to women Men are the "taxi" that will take her to her destination. ( The land of wealth) So if one taxi spoil along the way. She dump the taxi and look for a better taxi that will take her to her paradise destination. If her boyfriend becomes broke, she dump him and go for a rich dude who will provide her needs. Just like the taxi The only reason your girl is with you right now is because your taxi has not broken down. Wait till your taxi break down, she go climb off enter better taxi wey get AC |
Emilokoiyawon:
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SchoolGate:Are you the guy I saw in the bus today? |
OnlyDeCapPlease:
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OnlyDeCapPlease:Ewwwwwwwwwww |
Beg |
MadamVanessa:At the bolded shows that you are not even sure of what you are saying. U just wasted ur data typing this trash |
Beloved3:All I'm saying is let us not get angry when someone insult us on this faceless forum. The person insulting you or calling you poor might be living in a mud house with leaking roof and is using pit toilet. |
Today Inside bus I saw a small boy wearing dirty Barca jersey that look like almajiri browsing Nairaland on his phone. Then a thought came to my head Why do we bother to reply some ppl on nairaland? This almajiri boy can be insulting a rich person on nairaland as we speak. That's why when I see some people insult or say dumb comments I remember that even a mad man has access to phone. So I don't bother replying them, U might be arguing with an almajiri boy on this faceless forum thinking your arguing with your mate. |
Emilokoiyawon:For me, I start naturally with missionary By the time my arms are getting tired After 20 mins of missionary I take break This break is very important because I need am to charge up light up then drink more water or stout We go use the break take prepsre for 2nd half After break, na to unleash joystick give am rigorous standing doggy. At this point na me dey in control, I fit increase tempo, reduce tempo, grab am for hair (if she get Braids) nack am until her pussy start to tight and tighten na to maintain the fast stroking until her leg go begin to shake. By the time she don come like 3 times, she go just pack for one side of bed dey crash |
Vinnie2000:God forbid Back to sender |
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