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RomanceDo Hausa Girls Have High Sex Drive? by JackDaAlienz(op): 2:01am On Aug 07, 2021
Im Igbo but recently I have been falling in love with an Hausa girl.
She is shy tho, but she shows heavy signs that she likes me.

First thing i need to know is that can a Christian date a Muslim hausa girl?
Secondly, do Hausa girls have high sex drive because I want to get very intimate with her. She covers hair and wear modest dress.
But I imagine doing all kind of sex styles on her. Should I go ahead or die the matter
CrimeRe: One Chance: Police Arrest 2 In Lekki, Recover Stolen Car by JackDaAlienz(m): 5:39pm On Aug 05, 2021
Goof
CelebritiesRe: Zicsaloma Surprises His Mother With Car Gift (Photo) by JackDaAlienz(m): 7:43pm On Jul 29, 2021
We have only 1 Father's day in a year
Yet there are over 8 mothers day in a year.

If pikin blow, na him mama him go flex
If pikin enter trouble na that time him go remember say popsi dey.
Female actress go act 1 film, come build mansion next week
Male actor wey don act 300 plus movies go dey hospital dey beg for life.

Abeg, who MEN offend for this life?
No be like say na we first chop apple
Na Eve chop am yet na we dey suffer pass.

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Being Qualified Is Not The Only Reason You Get Invited For An Interview by JackDaAlienz(m): 5:03pm On Jul 29, 2021
It's all about connection
PoliticsRe: Uche Secondus Files ₦5 Billion Libel Case Against Afegbua by JackDaAlienz(m): 9:10am On Jul 28, 2021
Ok
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Laments High Post-Harvest Losses, Blames Poor Storage, Facilities by JackDaAlienz(m): 9:10am On Jul 28, 2021
Ok
Foreign AffairsRe: Wikileaks Founder, Julian Assange Loses Ecuadorian Citizenship by JackDaAlienz(m): 8:09am On Jul 28, 2021
Freedom Fighters and Matyrs are very strong divine beings who come to Earth to change it and fight against the Huge Big Enemy (Government)

1. Jesus Christ crucified by Jews and Roman government
2. Jesus fleed Jerusalem because King Herod wanted to kill him.
3. Jesus was tortured and flogged by Roman soldiers who drill nail into his hands.

U see the "Christ like lifestyle" is not a wealthy flashy lifestyle.
It's a lifestyle of persecution
Julian assange, Nnamdi Kalu, Sunday igboho and all freedom fighters are experiencing what Jesus Christ, St. Paul and all the persecuted disciples faced.
PoliticsRe: Prince Arthur Eze Dances To Cultural Music With Amazing Steps (Pix, Video) by JackDaAlienz(m): 4:06pm On Jul 27, 2021
Today I learnt that Nairaland has BMC moderators
They deleted my comment on igboho
But left all the tribalistic comments
Then I remember how fake news have been hitting frontpage.

I can finally say that Seun has BMC moderators in this forum.
PoliticsRe: Don’t Compare Igboho’s Travails With Prophet Muhammed's — Muslims Slam Afenifere by JackDaAlienz(m): 11:45am On Jul 27, 2021
Lol
RomanceRe: Ladies, is 6.5 Inch joystick Big Or Small For You? by JackDaAlienz(op): 11:41am On Jul 27, 2021
VlamesIffect:
My own na length of Eleganza biro when flaccid. 2 inch extra when erect.
E cum curve like banana come get one thick vein grin grin
Na jelqing do am o
I thought jelqing na scam.
Did that shit back in secondary school
No much difference
RomanceRe: Ladies, is 6.5 Inch joystick Big Or Small For You? by JackDaAlienz(op): 11:40am On Jul 27, 2021
Came4amod:
Big Brain = small preek .. small brain = big preek .. God don balance everything well
Continue deciving yourself
HealthRe: German Drugmaker, Biontech Set To Develop Malaria Vaccine by JackDaAlienz(m):
Who malaria vaccine help?? Me wey shayo dey always dey system. Mosquito wey try bite me 90% of them dey die from alcohol intoxication.
I no need una malaria vaccine.

All we need is H.I.V vaccine.
So that our Moses rod can Freely part the Sea
Without The Fear of catching S.T.D

RomanceLadies, is 6.5 Inch joystick Big Or Small For You? by JackDaAlienz(op):
I saw a mesuring tape around my bed and decided to measure my joystick.

I measured it fully erect
CelebritiesRe: 2Baba And Blackface Reunite At Sound Sutan's Night Of Tribute (Photos, Video) by JackDaAlienz(m): 9:00pm On Jul 25, 2021
Hmm..
This one everybody dey squash beef
Laycon and Erica
2face and Blackface
Who is next?

Nnamdi kalu and Buhari?

CareerRe: Manager By Day, Sugar Baby At Night: A Week In The Life by JackDaAlienz(m):
Summary:

Aunty has a store in lekki
She made millions from her products
Yet she is selling pussy to the highest bidders

Because women can NEVER be satisfied.

CelebritiesRe: Obi Cubana: I Started Dating My Wife When I Was Living In One-Room (Video) by JackDaAlienz(m): 10:13pm On Jul 22, 2021
Obo lipsrsealed
SportsRe: Paul Pogba Rejects New Man Utd Contract As £60m PSG Move Edges Closer by JackDaAlienz(m): 10:05pm On Jul 22, 2021
From 110 million to 60 million pounds...
PSG don buy 2nd hand market

RomanceRe: Pentecostal Christians Have The Lowest IQ by JackDaAlienz(op): 8:55pm On Jul 22, 2021
Gullah:
1 Corinthians 2:14

The person without the Spirit does not accept the things that come from the Spirit of God but considers them foolishness, and cannot understand them because they are discerned only through the Spirit.
This passage is referring to you fake Christians that see things like forgiveness, turning the other cheek, giving all you have to the poor as foolishness. That is you
RomancePentecostal Christians Have The Lowest IQ by JackDaAlienz(op): 7:19pm On Jul 22, 2021
The day I saw a homosexual priest who molested my classmate And after the act proceeded to hold mass that evening.
My friend had been telling us weeks before the act that the priest was always inviting him to father's house.
To see this same padophile priest raise communion and bless it after the horrendous act made me lose faith in anything Christianity or religion.

That day I confirmed Religion is SCAM
Religion was man made
That is why there are many rleigions.
This are man made beliefs
If religion was from God then there will be only one religion in the world.

Since then I don't believe in pastors, winning souls all are scam to bring in more member to pay tithe.
If a priest can do this
Then imagine what a Pentecostal pastor is capable of doing.
They are far worse and lots of their followers are very dumb
SportsRe: Onyeka’s Arrival At Brentford: Will It Put Ndidi On His Toes In Super Eagles? by JackDaAlienz(m): 5:01pm On Jul 22, 2021
Igbo boys making me proud.

PoliticsRe: Abbas Tafida: Taraba Emir Gives Herdsmen 30-Day Ultimatum To Vacate Forests by JackDaAlienz(m): 1:43pm On Jul 22, 2021
KillMNKnow:
Jesus
Fulani Cow Spotted

Let's wait for him to finish chewing the grass in his mouth and drink water before he spew his nonesense..

RomanceWhy Relationship Is A Waste Of Time by JackDaAlienz(op): 1:23pm On Jul 22, 2021
For women relationship and marriage is a journey. For men it is about love or ego status.
A women will marry you not because she loves you. She marry you because she need you.
She needs your assistance
She needs your protection
She wants to tap into your money
Women marry men they don't like sexually because those men have what the woman needs. Wealth.

Marriages/ Relationship is a journey to women
Men are the "taxi" that will take her to her destination. ( The land of wealth)
So if one taxi spoil along the way. She dump the taxi and look for a better taxi that will take her to her paradise destination.

If her boyfriend becomes broke, she dump him and go for a rich dude who will provide her needs. Just like the taxi

The only reason your girl is with you right now is because your taxi has not broken down.
Wait till your taxi break down, she go climb off enter better taxi wey get AC
RomanceRe: I Just Discovered Standing Doggy Is My Talent. by JackDaAlienz(op): 12:53pm On Jul 22, 2021
Emilokoiyawon:
You be correct man. Na the code be dat. cheesy cheesy

RomanceRe: Why You Shouldn't Reply Everyone On Nairaland by JackDaAlienz(op): 12:50pm On Jul 22, 2021
SchoolGate:
Fool. Do you have any idea how much people you have oppressed?
Are you the guy I saw in the bus today?
RomanceRe: Girls With This Hairstyle Always Turn Me On by JackDaAlienz(op): 12:16pm On Jul 22, 2021
OnlyDeCapPlease:
Yeah, the type that'll cut off your deeek if she's having a bad day.

RomanceRe: Girls With This Hairstyle Always Turn Me On by JackDaAlienz(op): 12:12pm On Jul 22, 2021
OnlyDeCapPlease:
This aunty begs to differ grin
Ewwwwwwwwwww
PoliticsRe: Nigeria No Longer At Ease, Catholic Bishops Lament by JackDaAlienz(m): 12:09pm On Jul 22, 2021
Beg
RomanceRe: Why You Shouldn't Reply Everyone On Nairaland by JackDaAlienz(op): 12:06pm On Jul 22, 2021
MadamVanessa:
That young boy may
havee alot upstairs and can contribute positively on topics here more than most of you who claimed rich aond big.

That young man owned his phone and subscribe it always, you didn't buy the phone for him, and for once you never subscribed for him.. so what's the fuse here? Rubbish talk.
At the bolded shows that you are not even sure of what you are saying.
U just wasted ur data typing this trash
RomanceRe: Why You Shouldn't Reply Everyone On Nairaland by JackDaAlienz(op): 12:03pm On Jul 22, 2021
Beloved3:
Everyone has the right to the internet. You do not need to discriminate against anyone.
All I'm saying is let us not get angry when someone insult us on this faceless forum.

The person insulting you or calling you poor might be living in a mud house with leaking roof and is using pit toilet.
RomanceWhy You Shouldn't Reply Everyone On Nairaland by JackDaAlienz(op): 11:57am On Jul 22, 2021
Today Inside bus I saw a small boy wearing dirty Barca jersey that look like almajiri browsing Nairaland on his phone.
Then a thought came to my head
Why do we bother to reply some ppl on nairaland?
This almajiri boy can be insulting a rich person on nairaland as we speak.

That's why when I see some people insult or say dumb comments I remember that even a mad man has access to phone.
So I don't bother replying them,
U might be arguing with an almajiri boy on this faceless forum thinking your arguing with your mate.
RomanceRe: I Just Discovered Standing Doggy Is My Talent. by JackDaAlienz(op):
Emilokoiyawon:
Same here. I can stand and fvck for as long as I wish. Man-on-top I can do 15 mins but after that I am cumming. From the side, I can't last more than 10 mins. Woman-on-top, I can last for as long as I want provided she knows what she is doing up there.
For me, I start naturally with missionary
By the time my arms are getting tired
After 20 mins of missionary I take break
This break is very important because I need am to charge up
light up then drink more water or stout
We go use the break take prepsre for 2nd half
After break, na to unleash joystick give am rigorous standing doggy.
At this point na me dey in control, I fit increase tempo, reduce tempo, grab am for hair (if she get Braids) nack am until her pussy start to tight and tighten na to maintain the fast stroking until her leg go begin to shake.

By the time she don come like 3 times, she go just pack for one side of bed dey crash
RomanceRe: I Just Discovered Standing Doggy Is My Talent. by JackDaAlienz(op): 2:13am On Jul 20, 2021
Vinnie2000:
It means..
Official Fool of the Republic (OFR).

Don't Goan invest your time in better ventures
Pucci dat young boys get and don't even disturb..
You re Bragging about it..

Toto go kill you last last. undecided sad
God forbid
Back to sender

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