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I just alighted from a bus (even though I haven't gotten to my own bus stop) just because the driver stopped to pick another passenger who had 2 gas cylinders with him. Am I normal or just taking this fear of boko haram to another level? Hmmmmmm. I'm currently in another bus,having thoroughly scrutinised every one. Lord have mercy!!!

@ OP, Stop "thieving" gist from lindaikejiblog. . Meanwhile all I can do is smh for some ladies. They can lie,manipulate and scheme.

The Holy Spirit and your Bible

charleseee: 15k

How do I reach u?

charleseee: i have, bt in choba

Prize pls?

Who has a bold 5 to sell in PH? Holler!!!

Skimpledawg: Yu nided to see hw guys reacted ova hia! Bathin warm wata n 1 packet of salt, den drank same too!

Doz dah dint av airtime borrowed to call dia gfs n families! *i did tu*

#last bullet, prevention is far mor beta dan cure*

Salt go scarce for market.

Hmmmmmmmmm.

Bvsteph it's questions like this that get you into trouble (speaking as a human. Cos I know that no matter how u try to contradict God, he'll still love you. But don't continue in it). That being said, let me point something out to you and others who are in doubt of God's will concerning healing.
1. Is healing God's will? Emphatically, YES!!! Acts 10:38 - "How God anointed Jesus of Nazareth with the Holy Ghost and with power: who went about doing good, and healing all that were oppressed of the devil; for God was with him". Jesus came to do the will of the Father. And healing is one among many. Jesus is the same, yesterday, today and forever. God is His Word. Heaven and earth may pass away but His Word will never end. So, yes, healing is still His will.

2. Why then am I not healed?
A. Misplaced priority - Matthew 6:33 "But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you". First things first,you need something from a Holy God, so humble yourself and seek Him. Seek Him first. Seek His Kingdom first. You can then find Him by accepting His Son, our Lord Jesus as your Lord and saviour. Sincerely believe Jesus in your heart and confess Him with your mouth. This is the most important first step to receiving your healing. I mean you've done it the world kind of way, it ain't working,what have you got to loose by accepting Jesus? And kick starting your miracle?

B. Sin - Isaiah 59:1 "Behold, the Lord's hand is not shortened, that it cannot save; neither his ear heavy, that it cannot hear: 2. But your iniquities have separated between you and your God, and your sins have hid his face from you, that he will not hear". Thank You Lord for the blood of Jesus. Thank You Lord for the righteousness of Jesus which is at work in me. So what are you waiting for? Is there any sin you need to confess and forsake? It's your healing we're talking about here, so start forsaking.

C. Unbelief - James 1:6"But when you ask, you must believe and not doubt, because the one who doubts is like a wave of the sea, blown and tossed by the wind. 7 That person should not expect to receive anything from the Lord". I rest my case.

D. Lack of Faith - I don't need to stress on this nah. Faith is Very vital.

E. Fear - Hebrews 2:14 "In as much then as the children have partaken of flesh and blood, He Himself likewise shared in the same, that through death He might destroy him who had the power of death, that is, the devil, 15 and release those who through FEAR of death were all their lifetime subject to bondage". Fear exalts satan and keeps u in bondage . Fear attempts to belittle An all powerful God. He wants to step in and do His thing but you're telling Him it's hopeless and there's nothing he can do. You limit Him when you entertain fear. And as your fear grows,satan continues to worsen your health till he kills you. But when you put all your faith in God, he tells you to step back while He takes over. Which is easier? Fear or Faith. Choose Faith in God

F. Un forgiveness - Mark 11:25 "And whenever you stand praying, forgive, if you have anything against anyone, so that your Father also who is in heaven may forgive you your trespasses”. So before you even start accusing God, search yourself and make amends where possible. It's not easy, I know. But it can hinder your prayers. So do the needful.

G. Trial and error - "let me give God a trial sha", "Hmmmm let me see if it'll work", "well if it doesn't work, I could always go elsewhere " etc. Oh so you even have other options, abi? Hmmmmmmmmm why don't you make Jesus your only option today and see that healing come to you.

H. The wrong kind of prayer - " Father please if it's your will, please heal me". This type of prayer will kill you cos you won't get results. Try this kind, works for me all the time; " Father you said that by your stripes I'm healed, so I'm healed. Father you sent your word and it healed me, so I'm healed. Father, you said that Your divine power has given me everything that pertains to life........... healing pertains to life,so I receive and I'm healed". it's that simple


3. How can I receive my healing?
- receive Jesus
- begin and nurture a close relationship with Him. I know at times ul make mistakes or slip back into sin. It's OK. But don't beat yourself up. Don't give up cos of guilt. It's not by ur righteousness or good works anyway. It's by the righteousness of Jesus working through you. So get back up when you slip. Be sorry and continue with Him. He still loves you.
- Ask by faith in prayer.
- Believe by faith that you have received
- your symptoms are still there? Don't dwell on them. You have asked according to His will through Jesus, I guarantee you have been heard and answers given. That's faith at work.
- Don't doubt. Don't entertain doubt. Don't entertain natural men who don't understand spiritual things. Don't go looking for logic. Concentrate on building up your faith.
- while waiting for the physical manifestation of your healing, don't stop praising God and thanking Him. This makes Him go all out for you
- don't be distracted. Don't say," well Mr. A didn't survive so why should my case be different? Don't say or entertain such. You are not Mr. A. You are you.
- meditate on His word especially healing scriptures until they are deeply rooted in your heart
- keep praising Him
- have anionted hands led on you and prayers of faith offered.
- keep confessing your healing
- keep thanking God for your healing. Don't ever stop
- when it finally comes( could be instant though- a miracle or take some time- a healing. But answers are released IMMEDIATELY you ask), share with the brethren in order to encourage someone.
- still, thank God.

Sallychizzl3: If I click dah link make I catch Ebola.

SailorXY: bros this kind delay get as e be ooo...
I no wish me enemy sef this type since 1989 God forbid

Buh he's out now, isn't he? That's what matters most

ChristineC: Luck, however, shone on Calistus, who had
spent twenty three years as an awaiting trial
inmate and another 16 years on the death row,
as a France-based human rights group, Avocats
Sans Frontieres, ASFF, also known as ‘Lawyers
Without Borders France’, intervened and he was pardoned by the Edo state government and his
release was approved from prison. Prior to 1989, Calistus Ike, the first son and
bread winner of his family at that time had
dreamt of becoming a very successful business
man had unfortunately had all his dreams
quashed. He narrated his ordeal to Vanguard: “The
unfortunate thing is that some of the people I left
in prison did not even have a case-file. Some of
them had stayed as awaiting-trial inmates for
more than 10 years. It happened to me in the
year 1989. I was resident in Benin, the Edo state capital. There was a man that lived in the same
compound with me. His wife had stomach
problem and he asked me to lead him to
somewhere to collect a root (herbal medicine) for
his wife. “We went there about 5pm. After escorting
him to the place where he collected the
medicine, I returned to my house. The next
day, I went to do my business. I did not
know that the same man had engaged
police to look for me and the other man that gave him the root, a man I didn’t even
know. When I heard that police came to
look for me, I inquired about the station
they came from and went there myself. ”I
reported myself and asked why they came
to look for me. “They told me that there was an allegation
that I conspired with the man we collected
medicine from his house and broke into my
neighbour’s house- who was the same man
I accompanied to get the roots for his wife-
and stole his properties. “I never knew that they had equally arrested
the man that gave us the root. “Thereafter, the policeman handling the
case insisted that I must write a
confessional statement otherwise he would
deal with me. I refused to write anything. I
told him that I would only narrate the exact
thing that happened. "It was at that juncture that he started
beating me with ‘Koboko’. He flogged me
mercilessly that day. I was tortured until the
D.P.O in charge of the station asked him to
stop and just take my statement. “After I gave them my statement, the same
policeman that flogged me, came back and
said that he could not find any evidence to
pin the alleged crime on me. He said that
he had concluded all the investigations and
found nothing against me. "However, he said I should give him N200
so that he would drop the case and allow
me to go home. Remember, we are talking
about 1989. As at that time, that amount
was big money to me. "So, I told him I had no such money to give
out. I stood my ground that I was innocent
of the charge and even asked them to take
me to court if indeed they thought that I had
a case to answer. “Within two days, the policeman took the
matter to court. We went to court, at the
Magistrate court, the policeman freed the
other man I was accused with and pinned
the whole charge on me. From the
Magistrate court, he took me to the Military Tribunal where the case changed overnight.
From the original allegation of ‘burglary and
theft’, I was charged with armed robbery.
Whereas the Policeman and that my
compound man whose properties were
allegedly stolen, as well as his wife, testified before Tribunal, I had no one to
testify for me. I was left with only God and
no one else. “After a long run of the trial, I was convicted
and sentenced to death for a crime I never
committed or even imagined. I never for
once had such dream for my life, but I was
condemned to death. [b]Nonetheless, my faith
in God never wavered, I kept asking him to vindicate me. [/b]I was in death sentence cell
in Edo state for over 14 years. After then, I
was transferred to Enugu prison. “One day, I was there, inside the prison
with other inmates when information got to
me that there were some people from
France that were helping inmates in Benin
prison. I quickly called my brother and
asked him to take my plight to those people, maybe they could help me to regain
my freedom. By the special grace of God,
within three months, I was let loose from
the grip of the wicked of this world and I
thank God for it. What I however want
Nigerians to know is that there is great level of injustice in our judiciary and because of
that, many innocent people have died for
crimes they never committed. “Some of our lawyers are not helping
matters. All they are interested in is money.
Some cases they know they don’t have the
capacity to handle they will just force
themselves into them and their clients will
be condemned and killed. Before my very eyes, I witnessed executions that took the
lives of over 48 young and energetic men
and women. It is a painful thing to
experience. “I was released in 2012. After I was
arrested in 1989, I stayed as awaiting trial
inmate for seven years, and stayed on
death row for 16 years. My case did not go
up to the Supreme Court. It was tried by the
military tribunal so I didn’t even have the opportunity to go on appeal. My experience
in the prison was very traumatic. That place
is hell on earth! Some of the prison warders
are very wicked- even though there are
some good ones too. The bad ones are
tormentors. They torment inmates at will. The food inside there is nothing to write
home about. Roofs of some of the cells
leak badly when it rains. “It hurts me when I see them on TV
claiming that they are reforming the
prisons. I am telling you today that they are
doing nothing. Anyone that is so convinced
that our prisons are better now should
volunteer and spend a weekend inside any of our prisons. The hardship inside there is
better imagined than experienced. I saw
hell! If the government gets up now and say
they are reforming prisons, they are doing
nothing! I am saying this because I
experienced it for 16 years on the death row,” he concluded.

http://www.talkofnaija.com/local/i-saw-hell-man-sentenced-to-death-for-refusing-to-bribe-policeman-with-n200-opens-up

Delay is never denial

shizzleStar: Every thing is wrong even if its an adult that wears it unless of course she is a tenant at a red light district. That being the case, market must sell, day or night.

That said, how would a mother with her full senses dress up her innocent daughter with her dirty black bum to near full display to the public? What sort of moral value is she trying to make the little girl imbibe?.

Anyways i shouldn't even be talking cos i don't even know if the mother is a cheerful giver in the field of generosity

@ [b][/b] "tenant at a red light district."

missberrypop5: nooooo, it's too short. What's she teaching her anyway? How to wear pants as clothes?

bellong: She has potential to become obese in the future.

A mother was heavily criticized by social media users after she shared this pic of her young daughter on her instagram page. Most said the shorts is too short for a girl this age...but she refused to take it down saying only pervs see anything other than a young girl in nice clothes. What do you think?

phantom: hmm.....nurses are gradually entering the stage of acceptance.

And by "stage of acceptance", you mean ? Well, whatever that implies!!! I don't understand why doctors and nurses feel threatened by each other. There can be peace as long as each sticks to their boundaries. I, for once have never tried to cross boundaries i.e leave my job to do another's . Only then will I become limited. I know my job description and I do my job as best as I can. I don't feel limited. I don't feel threatened. And I most definitely don't feel inferior.

aluunoble: You got it wrong! Sorry a doctor, even a House officer can not only do everything an long-standing experienced nurse can do but also does the work of a Pharmacist, Imaging Scientist, Laboratory Scientist, Physio etc.

We Docs don't have any limit @ all, we are all-rounders...give us guns, we can storm Sambisa forest.

Current Affair (NMA 101): We now have 4 Arms of govt in decresing oder of superiority:

-THE NMA
-THE EXECUTIVE
-THE LEGISLATURE and finally
-THE JUDICIARY!
NMA is on top of her game! Big shots you know!

CONHESS 9 step 4 For House Officer
basic salary : 1,426,787NGN per annum
hazard allowance: 60,000NGN
call duty allowance: 799NGN per unit call ( in CONMESS it is 1,503NGN per unit call for HOs)

Pls sir, if I got you well, u mean should status quo be maintained as per the House Officers (intern Medical Doctors), and the Hazard Allowance being agitated for by NMA is approved, A House Officer Monthly Basic Salary will now be to wit:

Monthly Basic Salary: #120,000 (approx.)
Monthly Hazard Allowance #100,000
Monthly call duty (JUTH for instance as presently obtainable):#60,000

In a month, a House Officer (intern Medical Doctor) will smile home with #278,898.917 (approx #280,000; two hundred and eighty thousand naira?)

Sorry for bugging u sir!
In a year (annum) a House Officer (intern Physician) will smile to the bank with THREE MILLION,THREE HUNDRED AND FORTY SIX THOUSAND SEVEN HUNDRED AND EIGHTY SEVEN NAIRA (#3,346,787)?

Pls FG heed the demand of NMA especially for the sake of the House Officers. Fed Road Safety Commission pls endeavour to issue every Doctor dat special plate number our messiah Dr. Obembe demanded when he was sworn in as the new NMA boss. Inspector Gen of Police and SSS please don't forget the special security detail Sir. Obembe requested earlier on for our members, @ least ONE SSS Officer,ONE SOLDIER,pls remember not to attach a police officer so that their black uniform will not stain their ward suite! ONE CUSTOM AND IMMIGRATION OFFICERS respectively (for easy border access to neighbouring countries)
Minister of Interior pls see to this security challenge of doctors!

Nigerians pls note that these pertinent demands shall be periodically reviewed as time goes on!
Fed Executive Council pls award contract to Julius Berger Construction Company to build access road (u can take a clue from the BRT lane in Lagos state) designated NIGERIAN DOCTORS ONLY pls KEEP OFF!!!

Finally Mr. President in other to bring insurgency in Nigeria finally to an end, pls NMA Surgeon General needs the head of Shekau (as part of International Best Practices, Shekau's head MUST be without BLOOD STAIN)to really check his brain cells!!!

Point of correction. There's no limit to what a nurse can do. A nurse has his or her job description. Same as the doctor. Their training is different. Different field of study entirely. So there are job descriptions. Not limits. Limits only arise when a nurse crosses boundaries to perform a doctor's job description and vice versa.

1 John 5:18b........; "but he who has been born of God KEEPS himself, AND THE WICKED one does not touch him. 19. we know that we are of God, and the WHOLE WORLD LIES under the sway of the wicked one."

I might sound like a broken record if I decide to write about recent happenings in Nigeria and the world at large. So let me not even go there. Brothers and Sisters,we've got work to do. Whether we want to accept it or not,we are living in a world which is under satan's beck and call. satan is the source of wickedness, hatred, fear, sickness, premature deaths, Ebola virus, HIV, rape, murder, greed etc. Not GOD. satan controls this earth( not for long though). Why then should we expect anything short of evil? But in all these, you may ask, is there a God? Oh yes there is. Emphatically, YES there is. Does he care? Oh Yes He does!!! too much. Does that sound so hard to believe? That God cares? To some of you, it might ; cos you've been through so much. Life is so unfair to you. Why did he let me be raped and infected with this fatal infection ? Why didn't he heal my beloved mother of cancer? I'm hungry, doesn't He care? Why did He let me get kicked out of the job? Hmmmmmmmmmm just too many questions!!!! But just one answer. GOD cares. I know you're angry and bitter but ponder on these: Do you care about God? Do you? Do you know God? For real? There's a GOD Almighty. His name is JEHOVAH. And there's satan. Who do you belong to? Dear You can't have it both ways. You can't choose God at your convenience. If you're not for,in and with God, you're at the mercy of satan. You're his toy. he runs the show of your life. We have been instructed to "keep" ourselves. Yea Yea, God's grace and mercy is abundant: I know that but still,you and I have got work to do, KEEP OURSELVES!!! Don't leave anything to chance. Just how do we keep ourselves? Very simple. By having a personal relationship with Our first love. Have you received Jesus into your life? For real? Do you have a personal relationship with him? Do you have His ears and attention? Do you obey His commands? Do you seek Him everyday( and by everyday, I mean everyday)? Or just when you need something from Him? Are you living in Faith? Do you remember Him only when things go rough? When all is well and rosy, do you acknowledge Him? Have you really given Him all the space in your heart? Or you expect Him to manage what little space/time you choose to give Him? Do you really expect Him to share you with someone or something else? Dear reader DO YOU RESPECT GOD? Do you study and meditate on His words? Or you're OK with d little or nothing you hear in church? I could go on and on. Gone are the days when we had to run to our Pastors, Daddies, G.Os, Papas',for prayers and stuff. These are the days when you have to individually know God. I mean, truly know Him in Spirit and in truth. Have a relationship with your Maker. That's how you need to KEEP yourself. I don't care what you feel you've gone through. Before I accepted JESUS, I had it rough too. I had my fair share of ups and downs in life. But now, YES NOW, I know I don't belong here. I know satan controls this world. And Above all, I know who has the final say. And I also know that,now I am born of God, the wicked one can't touch me anymore. Hallelujah!!! And day by day I'm being fixed( yes, It was that bad. I was that bad).Yours might be instant, not gradually like mine. So what are you waiting for? Please Accept JESUS. From personal experience , JESUS can fix you back. Just come back home. No matter how horrible you think you are or how far gone in sin you think you are, just come back home. What do you have to loose? Nothing. You got raped, He can fix you back. satan took away someone you love? (Yes it's satan's method n style cos God doesn't work that way), do you think he's going to stop with just that one he killed? Oh dear he's just giving you time, watching you lash out at God n when he's had his feel, he'll strike again. And this time it may be you. God forbid!!! So what are you waiting for? Accept JESUS and let HIM shield you. He needs your permission to come in. He needs to hear you humble yourself and admit you need Him. Don't fight HIM. Don't insult or mock Him. He's not the enemy here. That's exactly what the real enemy wants you to believe. You're infected with some incurable disease? JESUS can heal you. He healed billions before. He's still healing. He's a respecter of no man. The same yesterday, today and forever. Just believe and don't fear. I've been there so I'm sharing from a personal experience. Don't let the wicked one deceive you and kill you before your time through fear and unbelief. That's what he does. Get to a point in life where the only report that matters in your life is God's report. Please keep yourself. Please come to Jesus. He can do the impossible. He can fix any ugly and hopeless situation. You don't have to ask questions about how He's going to do it. You don't have to search for logic. It doesn't have to make sense to you. Just come to Jesus and you will be shielded from the wicked one and his wicked acts.

mikedanza: Include Pastor Paul Adefarasin

Ehn Ehn!!!! Na now u waka come.

Tallesty1: Has to do with my height.

We know ure tall. Quit rubbing it in

Tallesty1: Mammy water is menstruating.

. Wetin ah no go read from nairaland

The waterway that runs through the city of Wenzhou, in south eastern Zhejiang province in China, turned bloody red leaving locals in a state of shock.


According to the residents of the area, where the unusual incident occurred, it has never happened before. The variant with an industrial contamination has been excluded as there are no chemical plants along the waterway length.





The witnesses claim that at 4am the water flow was normal but by 6am it had changed colour and turned into “blood”. As there’s still no explanation as to what could have happened to the water. officials are taking water samples to find out the reason for the phenomenon.

Wenzhou is a well-known town in East China’s Zhejiang Province. The place is surrounded by mountains on three sides with the front of the city facing the Pacific ocean.

It is not the first time rivers have turned red in China. In 2012 the Yangtze River also changed colour. There are different theories over what could provoke the colour-change of water, including sand distribution due to upstream flooding, dye pollution and even the start of the Apocalypse.

Hmmmmmm just a random thought. It's being rumored that an end to Bros HIV's reign , medically( many have been divinely cured), is finally here. And now, it's Oga Ebola( what a name!!!). And it's even deadlier. Hmmmmm

This is just disturbing. How this kain thing take enter dia?

KillerBeauty: I can see the guy didn't accept the ring. He just held her hand about to pull her up and beg her to stop embarassing him. He is not even happy abt it. Its the woman that is showing all her 32

Lmao. U wicked.

fuckshit: FÜCK!!! FÜCKING good one. FÜCKING thumps up!

Hmmmm does this mean u like?

temigracie: ...if dem fight ...d guy go use am against am...

Must they even fight at all? Lol