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Is there any wrong in a lady proposing to a guy she's madly in love with and who she knows(without a doubt ),madly loves her too?

Ladies pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaassssse,just stop wasting your time searching for Mr. Right. Find a Mr. Left and drag the foolish man to the RIGHT. Then you've got yourself a Mr. Right. Abi no be so?

dotmanxp: this ur topic resemble curse o. i rebuke it IJN

Hahahahahahahahahaha

AlbrightTM: Just a testimony I feel the leading to share!

I use to be allergic to dust, smoke and even cold. I couldn't stay anywhere around dust and smoke and not fall sick. One doctor I explained my experience to said, I needed to be put under a life time treatment to manage my condition. He gave me the ugly name of the illness he said i was suffering from, which of course I refused to memorise. But, would you like to know how it ended?

I guess Yes!

I was sweeping the church one day,(then I was pastoring a church in Ilorin temporally. And I didn't like to see the church dusty at any time, not for my health, but for the fact that its God's house and I believe it should always be neat (the area is really a dusty environment). Since my members at that time, usually comes a little later than the opening time, I resolved to doing the sweeping myself)

One day, as I swept the church, I closed the doors of the church so people won't notice I was the one sweeping. I was just Praising God and sweeping when I noticed the whole church was in a tick cloud of dust. I looked up and realised I had left the windows closed too.

So, I quickly reached out to open the windows when it occurred to me the dust didn't affect me in anyway.

From that day till tomorrow, I don't get affected by dust or smoke, not even cold. It all ended just by serving God from a heart full of joy, not minding the condition of my health in the process. He ended the affliction because my joyful service was counted as faith and worship!

It's by faith you end things you don't want. If you celebrate it, use it as your defence or excuse, hold a pity party over it, call it your affliction, service it monthly or weekly etc., God will leave it for you. He say come drop your burden and I will give you rest. You can carry your burden to church and back for 25years and God will do nothing about it until you act on faith concerning that problem, leaving it with God and refusing to take it back home. When my kid sister decided to drop her "SS" status with Jesus, her 23 years affliction was changed.

The day you chose for that affliction to end, that would be it's last day ever in your life.

Everyday is God's day, the day you believe is your day! Believe He took it and refuse to have it! You are healed in Jesus name!

Bless you!

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Wow. Just wow. Jehovah will never cease to amaze me. I am also a living witness of divine healing. Buh often times I wonder; isn't it much easier to just let go of our burdens to Jesus by faith,i mean just drop it at His feet by acknowledging that God is able? Why then do people choose to doubt and thereby carry their burdens around,some even get killed by it. Hmmmmm

nicheroute: Chy! There is God ooo, bro.. you don get all the experience!

Lol.

jennynky: realy bt mum dm de flog wella

They flog with full love. Dads flog with half love

Chrisdmeek: , as in show full working??

But nah only U don get all these replies?
just like Mr Cork, You must be a real Playa

Lmao. No be me get all o. Na plus other people own o

Because dads are stern,can't be easily manipulated(winks) and won't hesitate to flog us. Lol. Buh mums, Hmmmmmm, words can't describe what treasure they are. Dads r treasures too, but them no dey gree. Lol

Randy100: Lets us all call shekau and beg him for forgiveness befor he finish us all

Lwkmd!!! I'm not supposed to laugh Buh this sounds really funny bro

1. You do?
2. I know, right?
3. So I've been told countless times
4. Yeah right!!!
5. I love me more
6. It's a lie
7. Stop it jor
8. Who? Me?
9. Thank you
10. Show working

Apaaaaa!!! Translation - NEPAaaaaaaaa

Beyonce was being so nosy,worrying about who Jay Z was texting/what he was doing, that she actually started eating her drink. Lol

After much pressure from both Nigerians and the international community, culminating in the visit by Pakistani Girl-Child rights campaigner, Malala Yousafzai, requesting President Goodluck Jonathan to visit the parents of the abducted female students of the Government Government Secondary School, Chibok, Borno State, the Nigerian president finally decided to host about 50 students who escaped from Boko Haram and about 40 parents of the kidnapped girls.

The meeting took place at the seat of the Federal Government, Aso Rock, in the Federal Capital Territory.

On Morning Teaser today, we ask: if you were one of the parents of the girls, what would you have told President Jonathan?

Hurry while stock lasts

Colossians 3:16 - the first nine words. Joshua 1:8. It doesn't really matter if it's e book or hard copy. What matters most is how much of the word you know, meditate on and apply.

Randy100: False news.

Randy even with the pic? U sef!!!

Zedric: Have they burnt the guys already?

I'm not sure they got caught.

My sisters please be extra careful and shine your eyes well well o

The heart of man is wicked, truly it is. I wonder what this innocent looking girl would have done to those guys to make them visit such atrocity on her in broad day light. This is too bad! See the full pix below...



Sources say her breast was cut off by ritualists in Ado Ekiti on Monday but she managed to escape. Sad!


http://www.olufamous.com/2014/07/bad-guys-cut-off-this-girls-breast.html?utm_source=feedburner&m=1

7. Self service

dominique: He probably has some form of paranoia. Advise him to see a shrink.

Do we have shrinks in Nigeria?

Lol

My people, ah don tire for BlackBerry 10 subscription. I wanna sell off ma z30. 6 months old. Still neat. Holla if interested. 60k Buh its negotiable

My people, ah don tire for BlackBerry 10 subscription. I wanna sell off ma z30. 6 months old. Still neat. Holla if interested. 60k Buh its negotiable sha

During Peter Okoye's traditional wedding to Lola Omotayo last year, not only did his older brother Jude Okoye not attend, he also posted a picture on his instagram page showing that he was in a studio in Lagos. Well, fast forward to today, Jude Okoye's wedding, not only is Peter Okoye not attending the wedding (yes I confirmed), he also posted a photo on his instagram page showing that he's not in Anambra. He hadn't updated his instagram page since July 13th but made sure to do so today in case some of you were mistaken that he will be at the wedding in Anambra

erisuena16: did i hear you say you keep joint account?dose your wife work?if no why joint account,anyway i don't know who the head of house is,if it's you then take your stand as a man.you don't have to seek your wife's opinion before sending money to your parents whether she care's or not,it is your duty to take care of your parents.

God bless u wella for this post. Some men ehn

Wicked

FrancisTony: Everybody is shouting "Who go marry this one" and "potential husband beaters".

What's the possibility that they even like men

Abi o?

President Goodluck Jonathan has asked the House of Representatives to grant approval to his government to borrow an external loan of $1bn(about N165bn).

The President’s letter, seeking the lawmakers’ approval to borrow the money, was read during the House’s plenary in Abuja on Wednesday.

Jonathan said the money would be used to upgrade the equipment of the Armed Forces.

Details later

http://www.punchng.com/news/jonathan-seeks-1bn-loan-to-fight-boko-haram/

Bvsteph: Let me give a brief summary of Numbers 22. The Israelites were on their way to the promised land, on foot obviously and they were travelling through countries. When they want to pass through your country they would inform you before hand that they are about passing your territory and you should let them pass. If you don't reply favorable, the Israelites would most likely come, conquer the land and take it away from you, killing all in it. They would settle there until they are ready to move to the next city....they kept on like this

The Israelites reached the plains of Moab, and the king of that place was Balak. Balak was terrified that they would kill him and take over his land too. So he sent for a certain man called Balaam. Normally, if Balaam curses you, you are cursed and if he blesses you , then you are blessed. God however told Balaam not to go anywhere with Balak's people. So Balaam told the people Balak sent, that he can not follow the King and go and curse Israel . However, Balak sent more people a second time to plead with Balaam. And that night, God came to Balaam and said he should go with them this time around, but however God told Balaam that he should do only what He tells him to


Questions

1. Who exactly is Balaam? The bible never said he was a prophet and some claim he is a seer and a diviner who sees things and God just used him.....Is this true?

2. If Balaam was just a seer.....why did God use him? Balaam conversed with God like he knew him as a personal friend....as if they go way back....Does this mean God can also use Babalawo to help us in times of trouble, since God can speak through them...?

3. Vs 20 says, "That night God came to Balaam and said, ‘Since these men have come to summon you, go with them, but do only what I tell you.’"

While

Vs 21& 22 says, "Balaam got up in the morning, saddled his donkey and went with the Moabite officials. But God was very angry when he went, and the angel of the Lord stood in the road to oppose him......"

Why? Why did that happen? God categorically told Balaam to go with the men the king sent. Balaam was following God's instructions here, so why did God turn against him and almost killed him??

ANSWERS

1. Balaam
- Human
- A foreteller of events. Vs 5
- Able to bless and to curse(he was obviously good at it because he had God's say so) Vs 6
- Able to directly talk to and hear from God. God even used to come to him. Vs 9. Wooooooooow. Do we still have such people today?


2. a. God used Balaam as a mouthpiece for giving His instructions. Vs 12 and 20
b. Babalawo? What kind? Is it the kind I see in movies? That hears from familiar spirits and stay in dirty shrines? That kind? A babalawo is satan's mouthpiece. Balaam was never that. So God can't use satan's mouthpiece and will definitely not speak through them. If you're in trouble, you have the Bible. Search for scriptures that deals with your particular problem and use it in prayers to tackle your problem. Speak God's words back to him and watch him perform. You want to hear God speak, open your bible, attend a bible believing church etc

3. In vs 12, the initial instruction was clear: my boy Balaam no follow this people go anywhere o. U don hear? No go curse Isrealites o. Them be people wey ah don bless o. Shouldn't that have been enough for Balaam? Many Christians are that way today. Was Balaam OK with the initial instruction? Of course not ( vs 19). He still wanted to hear MORE. Maybe God will change his mind on his people since this time, it was Princes that came. Taaah !!!! Not the God I serve. So he went back to ask? He had probably made up his mind to respond to balak's request anyway. Otherwise he wouldn't INSIST on going back to enquire from God. Well he had his way. Vs 20.
If only Balaam had heeded the initial instruction and not insist, all would have been well. So God became angry. Balaam knew Isreal were a people blessed by God himself. And you've been asked to go and curse them and ure even considering doing so? Think people. Think. Initially God said No. People, that ought to have been enough. But he still went. Now God said you can go. Hmmmm. Was it a test? Or Could it have been a chance for Balaam to ask himself questions like ," but God has blessed this people already and that supersedes everything else. Do I really need to go contrary to his will"? "But he said I should go" is it because I insisted?, are my desires and wishes more important than God's instructions? He went ahead and God was angry. As Christians we need to be sensitive in the spirit. Father Almighty we thank you for your grace.


God categorically instructed him not to go. Why couldn't he listen? Why don't we listen? Why do we argue? Cos it doesn't make sense? Cos we know better? And debate. And search for logic. Is God's word not enough?

Take God at His words. Don't go looking for second opinions. You just might not be as lucky as Balaam was. Once again, Father we thank You for your abundant patience, mercy and grace.

drcakes: To assist with loyalty

aid/ād/
noun
help, typically of a practical nature.
verb
help, assist, or support (someone or something) in the achievement of something

So how does the above definition justify the above quote attributed to obembe? Nurses aren't doctor's slaves. Where ever did such notion come from?