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Education › Re: Nigeria Scraps Award Of HND Certificates By Polytechnics by Jackossky(m): 9:51pm On Jun 05, 2018
So, what's the difference between B. Tech and HND. We can just simply say, certificate changed name. So, it will still face the same discrimination. Do you remember when NEPA was changed to PHCN? What's the difference between the two?
Literature › Re: INSATIABLE ~ Story Of A Quiet Yoruba Demon by Jackossky(op): 8:15pm On Jun 05, 2018
*INSATIABLE*
~Story of a quiet Yoruba Demon~
Chapter 3


Just few weeks to WAEC examination, you can literally see the glee on everyone's face, it seems I am not the only one nursing the idea of liberalisation. school activities has heightened ginormously, but unfortunately for the ss3 students, we were having intense classes and ostracised from participating in any school activity due to our forthcoming exam, it seems this is the period that teachers are remembering that we haven't been taught a particular topic or not.
Even non teaching staffs are caught up in the rush hour

'precarious times need precarious measures' as our principal would say.

Even the lackadaisical students are all striving to be at par with others.

Almost all the ss3 students can be seen in school as early as 7:20am and seen going back home haggard around 5pm.

'Tolu, wait for me after closing, let's go home together, I want to reach your area, dad told me to collect an item from your mum' Isaac said.

This statement coming from Isaac made me happy, I won't just go home alone today, having Isaac by my side would make the journey to be more fun. It wasn't until 5:20pm before we finished our biometric scanning for that day, we were told that anyone who doesn't want to be captured can kiss the WAEC exam goodbye because without doing the biometric, one won't be allowed into the exam hall in the first place .

After I was through with mine, I searched for Isaac. Trying to look into every nooks and crannies of the school because he finished his capturing exercise before me.

I knew he can't go home without me, especially when his father ordered him to meet my mum.


It wasn't long before I saw him in one of the unoccupied classes which is not too far from where the biometric exercise is being done with kike, canvassing; judging by the way they stood facing each other.

Then, I made a gesticulation signalling my presence, Emm emm emm (Clears throat)
Both eyes darted sharply at me, kike knowing I came for Isaac had to excuse us , I made sure she was out of earshot before I razed heaven on Isaac with words.

'Isaac, you know I don't like going home late, leave kike alone, you will see her tomorrow' I said with disdain visibly written on my face.'

'Tolu, why acting up for me, okay, I am not following you home again' he said in a jocose manner.

Ah, your are not following me home and you kept me waiting, okay, stay with kike and see if your dad won't hear of this.

'Ahn Ahn Ahn, Tolu, I will kill you if you should say anything or insinuate it when you come to my house and...'

I didn't allow him to complete his statement before I told him to be fast and round things up.
kike could be seen not too far away staring gawkingly at me, she sees me as a threat. There is this apothegm about people that are taciturn, It is clear she believes in such fables and digested it hook, line and sinker.
Besides, she once drafted an error ridden love letter to me weeks ago, how I wish she knew Isaac knows about it and because he is a badass than I am, he vowed to 'enter' her before the end of our WAEC exam to tell her that it's not good to mess around with two friends.


Sighting her, I gave her a sheepish smile, indicating I am through with Isaac and she can come to finish her discussions with my boisterous friend.

I patted Isaac on his shoulder and went outside to wait for him, it wasn't upto 5 minutes before Isaac came out with triumphant look conspicuously decorated on his face.

Did I tell you that Isaac is my cousin? Well, he is not JUST a cousin but the cutest guy in my class or so they say, according to girls lucid perception in the school.

Some said I am too quiet, therefore I will be wicked, stingy and also has the tendency of being a green snake in a green grass. Not to my face though, but hey! Rumours go round.

It's only the intelligent card I am holding over him and that doesn't mean he isn't intelligent. Should I take the 1st position, check Isaac in the second or third position and you will see saheed; the muslim father, occupying the fourth or third position.


'Tolu, let's go...'

'Isaki, why are you smiling like this, what did she say?' I responded .

'Tolu, don't worry, I told you I am going to swim in her ocean, she just gave me a date that her boat will be sailing and she doesn't mind me being on board to paddle her boat to the island of pleasure. '

We were still discussing about kike in our usual esoteric manner while walking home.

' Isaki, I just hope this her boat you want to sail won't capsize before you get to bay' teasing him

''Taaarh!!! It can never capsize. Don't you hear what the bible said, it says 'we shall soar like an Eagle and never stumble... '

Aaaah Aaaaah, Yeeeee!!! o ma pami si bi ni oo, o ni lo sibi kankan, sebi oni agbara ni(Crying amidst tears- 'You will kill me here, you are going no where, you have power right?')

Her wail was what interrupted our discussion, we looked up just to see a girl of our distinguished school, dragging the clothe of a guy who is from the neighbouring school, the guy was ramming her with some backsliding slaps.

' Ehn, we quickly approached them, the girl immediately intensified her voice when she saw us approaching '

When we got to where they are, I asked 'Hey, what happened?'

The girl is in ss1 as indicated by the number of button on her chest, in tears, she narrated how the guy he was holding told her to pass the other lane but she refused saying the guy has no right to tell her where to pass.

When she told him this, the guy slapped and started punching her.

While she was narrating, she already release her firm grip on the guy, who was now standing with 5 of his friend, staring indifferently at us but with their mischievous disposition waiting for the girl to finish lamenting.

The thing is, Apex high school is located near an express road, a state road to be precise and a gutter with a narrow walking space demarcating the road from the school's gate. It is understandable that a limited number of persons can pass at the same time, as the fourth person would have to cross to the other side if they are to pass in unison.

The guys could have easily created a mini space for the girl to pass and there would be no qualms, besides, the road is nearer to our school, so, the girl should have been permitted to pass in between them.

On hearing this, Isaac went forward to listen to the other side of the story from the boys angle. He asked the boy what transpired that made her to be beating the girl

.................

'You dey craze? You dey mad? You wan die for her, who you be self?' The boy hollered vexingly at Isaac.

The way he respond infuriated Isaac.

'Bros, wetin happen, why you beat that girl' Isaac repeated , neglecting the use of queen's English.

It was as if I was watching a movie.

Before Isaac could say JACK, the boy tapped him boldly on his chest.

His single action gave Isaac the momentum that he rushed the guy with what I call the 'twin warriors blow' the boy staggered, holding his nose

I guess some nerves and arteries must have broken as the guy had his hands clamped on his nose. His friends, seeing this made it a free fight for all.
They rushed Isaac and I with ferocious blows not minding where their punch landed.

I could see myself struggling with three of the guys, dodging some blows that could have caused one concussion, I was too engrossed in the duel that I couldn't see how Isaac was faring.

The groans made by the other guys is a testament to the fact that Isaac is faring well on his part and making his father proud.

The boys seeing they can't meet up and having their ass flogged, quickly initiated the use of weapons.
Outsiders on the road came rushing to separate the fight but In the heat of it, one of the lanky boys brought out something from his bag, I strained my eyes to see what it was and fear gripped me when my brain translated the object being held was a knife and heck! ... Isaac was stabbed.


Sighting the damage they have done, they took off in fear, fleeing but...

It is written that Men can only run but they can't hide.

How I wish they knew, how I wish they were told that Isaac's father is serving in lagos, a name dreaded in the whole of lagos state. How I wish they knew that the person they injured wasn't just any type of person, his dad is a SOLDIER and not just any kind of soldier but an MP; the red beret battalion.�


Stay tuned to know what happened. See you next Saturday.

#Sola
#Iwrite
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Literature › Re: INSATIABLE ~ Story Of A Quiet Yoruba Demon by Jackossky(op): 1:35pm On Jun 05, 2018
Chapter 3 drops tonight... 8pm Stay glued.
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Romance › Re: Some Real Life Superhumans With Extreme Capabilities From Around The World. by Jackossky(m): 11:31am On Jun 05, 2018
Nice one Expository
Education › Re: 200 Level Pharmacy Students Of OOU Asked To Raise Their Hands For Noise Making by Jackossky(m): 9:30am On Jun 05, 2018
Wizaugpet:
Yes, I agree with u bro... sad .................... They should change it for him and get A's undecided
Lol. It should be done in a ghost manner.
Crime › Re: More Than 7 Dead In Renewed Cult Clash In Calabar by Jackossky(m): 10:48pm On Jun 04, 2018
Desist from cultism, it pays. Its payment is what you've seen above
All die na die is a lie oo. Shameful death dey, glorious exit dey.
Education › Re: 200 Level Pharmacy Students Of OOU Asked To Raise Their Hands For Noise Making by Jackossky(m): 10:44pm On Jun 04, 2018
Hehehehheehehehhehehhheeh
It's funny oo. The students are funny, the lecturer is also funny.

Just change am small for the lecturer after that class, I swear he won't try it again.
Literature › Re: INSATIABLE ~ Story Of A Quiet Yoruba Demon by Jackossky(op): 8:32pm On Jun 03, 2018
Ann2012:
Kudos Boss
smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Right For Non-muslims To Accept Food Used In Breaking The Ramadan Fasting? by Jackossky(m): 8:30pm On Jun 03, 2018
blessedvisky:
Lol. Ok. Funny guy
Abi na. How u self see the matter? grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Right For Non-muslims To Accept Food Used In Breaking The Ramadan Fasting? by Jackossky(m): 3:45pm On Jun 03, 2018
blessedvisky:
If someone employs me, muslim or not, it simply means that he/she needs me to render certain services and he/she pays me in return. The Muslim is not dashing me the money. He or she is exchanging money for my services

I'll also like to see that Muslim that will give a Christian money without any strings attached (eg Family Relative, Loan, Cooperative money, buying and selling, etc)

A Muslim that commissions a road can only do so because of (political) power vested upon the person by the government eg a public office holder, etc. A muslim cannot commission a road simply because he/she is a muslim

I know you are educated, I wonder why you'll bring up instances as ridiculous as those in order to discredit my earlier stance
Same way when a Muslim gives you food, he/she doesn't want you to go hungry.
All things justified.
Education › Re: 19-year-old Girl Who Graduated From University At 17 Lists Her Achievements by Jackossky(m): 9:49am On Jun 03, 2018
EhisChelsea1:
Ur analysis nor too correct. U need visit any of these public universities and confirm tins for urself. Just stroll to Uniben, AAU or UI and u go mistake final year students for Jambites or SS3 students. People dey quick go school diz days especially for west and south..

Despite experiencing 12months strike plus another 6 months strike, me graduate in 2006 from a state university (AAU, Ekp) before my 20th birthday and my Nebor babe den graduate from Law @19.....and dat na time wen na elders dey go school not to talk of now....

I did a masters program in UI last yr and d average age for my class na 22yrs.....one celebrate her 21st birthday few months after we grad...so e possible well well
Uniben 13 years,
Wehdone sir.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Right For Non-muslims To Accept Food Used In Breaking The Ramadan Fasting? by Jackossky(m): 9:25am On Jun 03, 2018
blessedvisky:
Keep collecting food from every Mohammed, Abubakar and Ismail you know. Whatever results from it is strictly your problem. We won't bear it together
Says someone who will be willing to be employed by anyone religious or not, one who won't reject the money given to him by a Muslim, even one who walks on the road commissioned by a Muslim.


All is consumption bro
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Right For Non-muslims To Accept Food Used In Breaking The Ramadan Fasting? by Jackossky(m): 9:15am On Jun 03, 2018
blessedvisky:
Don't be like Esau who traded his position and blessings for a pot of porridge. He that ears, let him hear what the spirit says
Because Jacob is a Muslim, and before eating the Muslims food, you do have a vow with them to exchange blessings


Misinterpretation of the scripture since 1440
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Right For Non-muslims To Accept Food Used In Breaking The Ramadan Fasting? by Jackossky(m): 9:13am On Jun 03, 2018
festamadin:
It is very wrong, because Moslem worship God through Mohammed which was a human being who dies some years ago and never resurrect. While Christian worship God through Jesus Christ Who came down from heaven to save mankind. He died and resurrected and he is alive.
What concerns your assertion with food now?
Don't eat, stay there and be saying it's wrong.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Yahoo Boy Sold A Bakery Of A White Man To Another White Man - Twitter by Jackossky(m): 12:07am On Jun 03, 2018
folake4u:
Lol you too dear smiley.
Yeah and I had a stalker too. Shi.t was creepy!
Kikikik
U kukuma give him d username.
You Hearing from pukka, venus, grammarian blueto, ray360, and forming venus007?
Crime › Re: Nigerian Yahoo Boy Sold A Bakery Of A White Man To Another White Man - Twitter by Jackossky(m): 11:56pm On Jun 02, 2018
folake4u:
Lol.

Yeah I've resumed o.


I deactivated oh embarassed
Hahhahahaha.
Happy resumption.
Tuesday by God grace.

Deactivated? Threatened, too many nairaland lovers or ur crush for nl too much? grin
Literature › Re: An Ace For Oscar (A Short Story) by Jackossky(m): 11:53pm On Jun 02, 2018
Larrysun so just shifting the goal post.
Just making the feat harder to beat. God, when will I reach this stage?
Literature › Re: INSATIABLE ~ Story Of A Quiet Yoruba Demon by Jackossky(op): 9:01pm On Jun 02, 2018
kayusdguy:
Nice update, you are actually true to your words.
So when should we expecting another update because this one actually took long
Smiles
Tuesday and Saturdays
8pm
Literature › Re: INSATIABLE ~ Story Of A Quiet Yoruba Demon by Jackossky(op): 8:12pm On Jun 02, 2018
*INSATIABLE*
~Story of a quiet Yoruba Demon~
Chapter 2 �


Minutes her mum left, the coast was clear.
I focused my attention on the phone, did I really do that? No, my face was staring at the phone but my heart was racing and trillions of thought course through me at a Speed of picoseconds per thought.

My mind was too distracted, the airy silence that engulfed us both seems to awakened the confidence in her.

Little wonder she left the parlor and went into the room, I wasn't facing her but all my senses apart from sight were all fixated on Biliki.

Minutes later, she came out of the room, I couldn't risk to look at her but her distinct steps gave her away.

'Tolu, let me see what you are watching, do you have videos on your phone? Let me see what you are doing?'

These are questions she barricaded me with but when I turned to give her a reply, the lust I had in me soared with great magnitude, I couldn't believe my eyes. Someone that was putting on a long gown while her mum was around has already undressed into just a singlet and a tight skirt that was below her knees. Damn

I was still gaping at the heavenly beauty that was perfected by God himself when he was trying to give examples to the angels on how to create a beautiful woman; when she drew closer, my mouth was left ajar.

Her gentle tap on my shoulder jolted me out of my reverie

'Emm... Emm ' I stuttered. I a..m not watching a... .

I haven't completed my statement when she sat on the same couch I was sitting on, my body was stiff, I could literally feel all the temperature degrees of my body, I wasn't just still, my hairs has risen in anticipation like a soldier standing for a warfare.

Her body groped mine, I could feel her skin touching mine, she would have noticed how nervous and trepidated I was when her hand inadvertently grazed mine when she was trying to point a character in the Yoruba movie we were watching.

This has been the moment I have always craved for, this was the moment to have a taste of the forbidden fruit, finally, I will know what it feels like.

Biliki has been busy putting my left hand on her thigh, she is easily groping me with her 'Bobby', I thought I was imagining it, but no! I could feel her lips on my ears too.

The parlor was getting hot, it was as if the world stood motionless to be a spectator of what is to happen but I don't think I could go through with it, my heart dampens at the thought of it. I am already sweating, one would have surmised my d*ck (panshan) to be fully erect, but that's not the case. It remains flaccid, the anxiety is also having an impact on panshan too, I don't know what came over me...

Before she could say Jack, I already sped out of the room. My heart thumping, it flacks at the thought of what I wanted to do.

I hated myself for such, I didn't even bother retrieving my phone, I can't even think of that now.
aaah, I'm a horrible person, what if anyone heard of it, I can't even stand the thought of inserting panshan into a girl's vagina. Something must be wrong with me. These are all the things that were coursing through me that I walked languorously to my house which is not far away.

Minutes went by, hours and I still couldn't get my thought off what happened. I can't even sleep, if I should close my eyes, the scenario keeps replaying continuously in my head.

There is no one I can talk to about this, who will I even meet with such? I can't tell it to my friend, I would be labelled a sissy and seen as an inferior who wasted a sheer amorous opportunity.

A girl as beautiful as Biliki...

The day went by with me being inactive, mum already came back but she noticed I wasn't my usual self, she wanted to get me to talk, but then, she assumed maybe I wasn't in the mood because all effort to get me to say anything ends in futility.

When my siblings asked why I was looking dreary, I forced a smile to tell them nothing is wrong.

They know better than to disturb me because one of them might end up as a scape goat if he/ she should persist.

Night finally came with its amplified presence, gracing each households with its mysterious creepiness.

Some family could be heard laughing, but I was on bed continuously ruminating on what transpired between Biliki and I.


'kpor kpor, kpor kpor (Door clangs), Boda mi, won bere yin ni ta ooo (My brother, someone is asking of you outside) ' My sister said


When I heard this, I quickly stood up, who is that looking for me, or did someone saw Biliki and I today? I couldn't decipher who would be looking for me around 9pm in the night, I hurried left the room, opened the door and went outside to meet whomever is looking for me, lo and behold, it was our new neighbour's daughter, with her is a neatly packaged book and expression I couldn't describe.


'umm, I heard you were looking for me, any problem?'


No, Tolu, please, I heard you were very good in math, and I have to submit this assignment tomorrow, I came earlier but you weren't around ' she said while clinging to her book.

' Yee!!! I'm dead oo, so I am the one this ss1 girl just called like that without adding *Boda* (brother) as a prefix to my name, what insolence! *sho mo age mi ni*?'

I would have asked her to go, but she is submitting the assignment tomorrow and did I tell you that Biliki was beautiful? I laugh hysterically because Annabel, as I later came to know her name beats Biliki beautifulness hands down, she is of average height, oval face, fair skin and... Sighs, I could have depicted her features well but the cloak of the night alienated me from doing such because I couldn't have a clear view of her 'front and back' endowment at the angle I was standing. Besides, she is new in this environment and I don't want to give her a false impression of me, even If I had a haunted day, I had to be receptive towards her.



Ooh! okay, let me look at it, I wasn't disappointed when I saw it was probability without replacement, within ten minutes, I already 'chopped' all her questions into pieces and I could see the glee plastered on her face.

She thanked me profusely, stood up and was about leaving when I asked...

'What's your name?' it seems the question made her to stop right In her track because she swiftly turned and said


' *ANNABEL*'

in the most orphic voice Tolu has ever heard for a very long long time, then, without looking back, she raced home.



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Stay tuned for more updates.
#Rugby_Team
#Iwrite
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Literature › Re: Marvel Chronicles 2 :executive Sanction by Jackossky(m): 3:27pm On Jun 02, 2018
Apollux, you are a science student right? Wonders how you are able to know the scientific details you are depicting.
Anyway, I'm here.
Literature › Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by Jackossky(m): 2:05pm On Jun 02, 2018
Sola is following
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Literature › Re: INSATIABLE ~ Story Of A Quiet Yoruba Demon by Jackossky(op): 1:01pm On Jun 02, 2018
Announcement!!!
Some seats are left unoccupied, pop corn seller is giving me that wicked look saying she hasn't sold enough, not enough people to buy...

Now, I am invoking these monickers to fill up the seats �

Update drops tonight, 8pm as usual, there is a pothole ahead, others should make sure their seatbelt is firmly rooted to their seat because I am about to tilt this story and race on two wheels.

Don't panic, Sola is on the wheels.

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Crime › Re: Nigerian Yahoo Boy Sold A Bakery Of A White Man To Another White Man - Twitter by Jackossky(m): 12:19pm On Jun 01, 2018
folake4u:
Jackossky howfa, it's me Ebayray (remember, Uniben Admission threadwink )
Hello miss, why won't I remember you? I dey cwase?. Resumed yet?
And what happened to our 'Ebayray' moniker?
Celebrities › Re: Open Letter To Olamide - Why Olamide Shouldn’t Release An Album This Year 2018 by Jackossky(m): 11:10am On Jun 01, 2018
EsotericMonk:
Olamide is a shitty artiste who preys on the collective poor musical taste of the Nigerian youth to release 'noise' called music.
It beats me how people fancy him.
Because you don't like him doesn't mean others don't.
Your best music is considered as noise by someone else.
Take the calm pill bro
Celebrities › Re: Open Letter To Olamide - Why Olamide Shouldn’t Release An Album This Year 2018 by Jackossky(m): 11:07am On Jun 01, 2018
Edopesin:
I miss the old olamide Sha... All we hear now are Words that don't exist in English and Yoruba dictionary or music promoting dance steps Sad!
Same here, Olamide that was given the title of the best rapper in Nigeria, best rap album and now people ask if he is a rapper or a singer because he is in between.

Olamide that I know of, whose sound alone on a track will ginger you because you are assured of sick flows, but now, healthy flows all around

Who the f*ck needs healthy flow? That's why I just switched to Erigga but anyday ND anytime, he gat my loyalty.

Erigga is not fucking up, his flows are not just sick, they are infected ....
Hmm, I shouldn't say anything about reminisce or oladips

From a lover of Rap music,
Sola.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Yahoo Boy Sold A Bakery Of A White Man To Another White Man - Twitter by Jackossky(m): 10:57am On Jun 01, 2018
crowley:
Na to hide head wear dirty cloth win am. Sars just dey patrol everywer yesterday. Them go even begin pack girls full hilux next if dem no see boys for street. na God go help us. make that Guy at least share if na 10M for inside give us. because na boys for benin go suffer am.
Me self reason matter oo.
Without going to BBnaija, men just win 25m like that.

Dirty clothes? Na okrika men dey go now oo.
No crazy Jean, dyed hair, chains...

The girls sef no go happy, they will be like


'honey, you Don change oo'
Literature › Re: INSATIABLE ~ Story Of A Quiet Yoruba Demon by Jackossky(op): 10:54am On Jun 01, 2018
Nothing last forever, not even the month of MAY. Happy New month to you all Let's enjoy the month while it last.
Cheers �
Literature › Re: INSATIABLE ~ Story Of A Quiet Yoruba Demon by Jackossky(op): 10:52am On Jun 01, 2018
Classictee89:
Nice 1 @op. Cant wait 4 sat. 2come.
Happy New month
Crime › Re: Nigerian Yahoo Boy Sold A Bakery Of A White Man To Another White Man - Twitter by Jackossky(m): 2:43am On Jun 01, 2018
crowley:
this is nigeria. 90% are criminals. the is benin city. 100% na criminal. he sold nadia bakery for 25M? and the stupid white agreed to buy a bakery that big for 25M nd dint realize its a scam. a bakery i think should be worth 100M. tongue tongue tongue tongue na to go sell Kada Plaza win am next
Boss mi, I tire oo. How can that bakery be sold for 25m? Even if its a black market deal.
I forsee greed on the man's part.

How man wan do now wey men wan resume school on Monday.
Bdpa tire person.

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