PissfulProtester:
Nice one! This man is always making sense. As a parent, it is your responsibility to do this. And if you go out with your family to loot, then your case is beyond redemption.

Plausible deniability

I doff my hat ma'am.

Calabar at it again.
Shebi the government want to be mad ni?

E pain am

No naaa

joxxy01:
He says I snore while sleeping that I should stop... abeg how do I stop it?

Tie your belly with leather belt, I heard it helps
On the side, snoring is a very terrible anti-sleep behaviour.

mrjaydee:
Wahala be like bicycle

E no dey hard me ride

Sixfeetbelle:


Is your mother slim and fit like Agbani Darego?

Yes

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, however, the following turns me off...



1)Fatness
2) Mouth odour
3) Body odor
4) ostensible laceration
5) Eczema
6) Illogical pride
7) huge tendency to become very fat
Big tummy
9) ********

ashewoboy:
you will fight and make up. that is what matters.

Definitely

Hi aspirants, this thread is for those that are unable to log into their jamb profile for one reason or the other.

Most did forget their jamb password and they are unable to login, maybe you are trying to change institution or course, whatever the objective may be, I am telling you that there is a way to regain your jamb password.

I was also in this same quagmire when my lil sis decided to forget her jamb password and lose access to her email address. She couldn't even login to her email and Google... To know her woes then, you can check out this thread
https://www.nairaland.com/6118325/jamb-wahala-lost-sim-card



To business, if you forgot your password and you have the sim you registered with on you, just use it to send a text to 55019.
The text should be in this format

Password space (email address)


Let me simplify it if you didn't get the logic, assume you forgot your password and your email address is *sola@gmail.com*
What you are to do is send a text to 55019 in this format


Password sola@gmail.com




Voila!! That's the simple code; note that a service fee of #50 will be deducted from your account and also, you can only do it once. That's a sly way of saying you should only do it when it's your last resort of gaining access to your jamb profile.


And for those that might want to ask, we were able to retrieve her sim back, that was the saving grace.


For the record, I had to waste #300 before I was able to get the format, I was busy using a wrong format and they charged me for every trial.




Did I just call you aspirant?

I actually wanted to say UNDERGRADUATE/Graduate. I hope you get the gist.



I will respond to any questions you might have, Don't be shy, just quote me.


Cc
Itzzkhaliii

Can't stop laughing...

Some lecturer's countenance when they were admonished to key into farming will be the biggest hole of the century.

Well, some junior lecturers are able bodied and can farm well, since they are brilliant, just a few agric insights and they are good to go. The older ones could employ from the ever increasing graduate, our economy fully becomes dependent on agriculture and we will have comparative advantage in production of agricultural products.

This will boost local supply, and price of agricultural products will fall, due to the employment viability and work expansion, we will experience economies of scale and we can export and sell our goods in the international market at a cheaper price; more Forex.

In layman's term, farming has the potential of increasing the standard of living.

Orestino:


Haha sounds funny but funny how I dont even know what you mean

Just wait, just make sure you don't go back on your word, hold strong to it. E get why

Orestino:
I had a 4.52 out of a scale of 5.00.
I was kind of sad anyway and I promised it was going to be my lowest throughout my stay in school

You haven't chi chum chin

I can't remember much but I did remember thism apart.


I got into the hall, looking lost and searching for a vacant chair to sit on,fixed myself in one and people were too fixated on the lecturer teaching that they didn't notice this newbie.

Good for me, took out a book and was scribbling something at the back as if my life depends on it.

Did this for a while and then, I looked up, smiled and scanned my environment.


What I scribbled at the back of my book was my name and it's meaning.


"The Usurper"


Sola.

I love this.

For history collection, download: "The Hero with a thousand faces."

To me, he ain't mediocre and what you labelled against him ain't tenable.
Like someone said earlier, he's not perfect.

Federal (Gbinishin)
Ask a "street" lagosian.

Why not teach your younger one or someone you trust? He manages the business for you while you are away though he/ she will take a big chunk, however, when you are done with school, you can focus on it big time.


Look at it this way, you got this idea in school, wonder how many ideas are still hidden in school? You have a quantum source to tap knowledge from, don't lose it over small wins.

Goes well

I pity whomever adhere to this advice.
Your best bet is to activate Usain Bolt's mode when you see a dog chasing/barking you from afar.
If you can't outrun it, start yelling the owner's name or passerby for immediate help.


I won't forget the day I was chased by a dog, fooolish me was staring at the dog's face when I should have sprinted like a mad man. I displayed enough bravery and one could tell from my countenance, only for the dog to keep advancing towards me, at the last minute, all bravery gave way and my leg went numb
The rest was history...

Mind your speech ahhh

Mad o.

MAGG0T:
Which one is promo sim??

This country don red be that

That's how I'm seeing it oo. Bizarre things just unfolding

Dear nlnders,

This has been troubling me for a while and this is for a sis of mine, truth is I was kinda mad at her but it can happen to the best of us.


Attempting to do change of course/institution, a sister of mine was required to provide her Google mail and phone number.

In simple words, she doesn't have both( Lost her sim card and forgot her mail password)


I've tried to recover the password from Google but they keep responding with not having a certified proof that she's the owner.
She's gone to the Airtel office for SIM retrieval but according to one of their agent, he said that he is unable to retrieve the SIM as he's been trying to do so countless times, asked if it was a promo sim and my sister replied "Yes"

He tied the inability of retrieving the SIM card to that reason(Promo sim)


Please, is there anyway she can do change of course or still, what are her options ?

Please, staying at home or waiting till next year is out of the option
Anyone with probable solution?



Ps
She has the jamb printout.

A sister of mine is in Same dilemma.
Hers is even worst as I'm left speechless, she wanted to do this same change of course but already lost her phone, tried doing welcome back and Airtel is saying the SIM is a bonus sim. Therefore, no welcome back for it as we were told by an agent. This is not after she had done affidavit to prove ownership.

To her email address, she forgot her password....


No phone number, no access to email. I don't know how she is going to go about it and I've been asking if anyone can proffer a solution. Her best bet is to go to jamb office but it's quite far and onerous given where we stay is at the countryside.


Google ain't even helping matters



Help

Maybe she's pregnant..

Wheew! Let's have this sorted out.

Back then in school, it's common among students in tertiary institutions to have a roommate; as a matter of fact, some go as far as having multiple roommate or "roomies" as informally enshrined in the student's constitution.

However, as observed in most social setting, there's always diverse views which lead to disagreement when human coexist

I'm bringing this up for the new entrants and those who have intentions of studying in the higher institution to learn in order not to make same mistake and how to go about it if they are confronted with one

So, from your experience, tell us what caused the fight between you and your roommate and how you contained it









Let me relay my experience


To me, having a roommate is a bittersweet experience, I did have one, I knew him from nowhere, we just buddy up to rent a self con, reason being that I was indecisive and felt a roommate will help cushion me up when I'm down, someone to talk to and you know the rest...
I always fantasize about having one then when I was still in secondary school, you know those online nairaland stories(Flow, you dey there?)


However, We did have issues, we planned on eating from same pot, unknown to me, I didn't know I will be majorly shouldering the responsibilities of the kitchen...
Guy eats from outside and expected me to be forthcoming, was I able to solve it? I was a man of few words and I did tell him to contribute or at least, wash at when due, I hate the sight of unwashed dishes...
He changed and then reverted so, I felt really bad and start to think, it's better not to have a roommate.

Those cushion I expected could be provided by neighbors, you can talk to them and won't feel bored, God help you if there are females in the hostel, one could be a very good friend and trust, the experience will be fantastic...

I know some will beg to disagree

My ever able nairalanders; the floor is open for your contribution
Let's hear your ordeals

If you are in Lagos and want to be free from the above excessiveness by barbers, place a call to Femzy Barbing Salon. It's located at Badagry, a trial will definitely convince me you because a trial did convince me.