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Godgay:
mec engineering.have financial clearance showed in your student profile

What i saw was "financially cleared by :"

With a blank space at the front



Is it same with yours?

Godgay:
I live in Benin,I can transport myseft this week before looking for somewhere

..okay..I was thinking of we working out things together......

What course

Godgay:
yes have done my clearance, I have not heard about school fees yet,but we are starting on monday

Sure bro

Have you seen where to stay?

Godgay:
jupeb stay of campus?really

Jupeb.....


Did u do the jupeb clearance.....






Also can someone start school without paying school fees and when is the dead line for school fees payment?

RobynAA:
New on NL. my kofa page is still displaying the links to download invitation and application slip. am I the only one with this problem??

Bruh...as the liverpool slang says "never walk alone"

Bro i am using this medium to tell you that you are not alone

boolee:
I think you should hurry down to Benin with your necessary documents for clearance, heard clearance is ending Thursday or so... heard they are paying acceptance fee of 50k. dunno how true it is.

Hey,please when are they going to end the Uniben *Jupeb* physical clearance... And what fee are they to pay....



Also,i don't know if am to d the physical clearance first before the online clearance because on my kofa page ,they asked me for CLR activation code which they said I will see on my payment fee,but unfortunately when I clicked on the acceptance fee,what I saw was "No payment required"
I
Am now at cross road and don't know what to do...

Hey guys,please when are they going to end the Uniben *Jupeb* physical clearance... And what fee are they to pay....



Also,i don't know if am to d the physical clearance first before the online clearance because on my kofa page ,they asked me for CLR activation code which they said I will see on my payment fee,but unfortunately when I clicked on the acceptance fee,what I saw was "No payment required"
I
Am now at cross road and don't know what to do......

davbravo:
med means medical, so u were admitted for a medical course..... bcp-biology chemistry and physics which are your subject combinations....... my opinion though

Please,when is the physical clearance ending



I also saw something like CLR activation code,and there is no kinda code in my slip,should i proceed for the physical clearance without the online clearance?

Umm..I don't really get this



They said that they have begun physical clearance in Uniben... Please there is Nk date of the physical clearance in my slip,should I just go to the school like that?



And also about the online clearance
All I see is CLR pin or something like that,am I to pay money for the physical or online clearance,if so. Then how much will I pay and how can I pay the money.....


Thanks ..I value ur reply

CaptEColeJnr:
A TRIP DOWN EKOSODIN LANE.

Ekosodin.. Ekosodin
The Nigerian Iraqi zone

How great men art fallen in thy streets.
How precious destinies have ended in thy stalls
The dirge people raise up at the funeral of your victims are heart wrenching.

There they are,
Dark hooded fellows waiting,
Different colours and banners flying,
Assorted weapons hidden,
All waiting at every corner to make trouble.

oboy show
baby show
Subtle whistle calls to unsuspecting victims.

Like a rattlesnake, they strike.
Carting away all valuables
Leaving behind a stunned victim with a face peppered with hot slaps.

Ekosodin.
The den of Strong men.
Too old to remember their admission dates.
Too fearful of facing life outside the small village.

At every hostel they wait.
Long term tenants overdue for eviction.
The landlords agent comes knocking.
A distinguished lawyer in his own right.

The landlord said you people should pa.
The words froze in his lips.
For sight of the gun was enough to shut him up.

Landlord say make una take good care of the hostel
Quickly changing the content of the message meant to be delivered.
Who could blame him?
For a wife and three kids awaited his return home.

To the primary school field I went.
Hoping to enjoy a bit of banter among social gathering.
The shirtless team was winning and the game tempo building.

Midway through the game,
A harsh tackle ensued against a shirtless player.

The referee feigned ignorance.
The spectators maintained their silence.
The shirtless team maintained remarkable muteness.

They all knew who the referee was.
I did not.

There I was.
Yelling with a maddening roar at the injustice ignored.

A side step, two side steps,
Friends around had began to distance themselves from my location.

The referee blew a halt to the match.
In short strides undertaken with dwarvish legs,
He raced down to my location.

Who you be
He asked.
Blurting our the most idiotic question I thought anyone should ask.
For I was a Jew in the country of Rome
And a spectator in the midst of initiates.

Well, I am kosilala for your information
I replied while lacing the words with an exuberant tone.
For I thought he was just another student.

Within a fraction of a second,
An eclipse occurred before my eyes.
For the afternoon sun became obscured by a dark cloud.
Bright stars appeared in my vision that moment.
And the chirping sounds of birds around became more audible.

Two more slaps followed in quick succession.
Two more tsunamis that eroded my calm and beautiful face.
Two more hands in my pocket relieved me of my new phone.

A baptism of fire,
I called it in narration to friends afterwards.

Your first lecture in Ekoso 111,
My roommate called it.
And the second lecture came that Saturday.

At the viewing center I sat,
A yearning expectation swelling in my heart.
With a win from Manchester United over Arsenal,
My betslip winnings of #4000 would be guaranteed.

So the match began.
Rooney bumped in the first goal.
Danny Welbeck supplied the second.
Ashley Young added a third with a sublime curling R2 goal.
And the floodgates slammed shut at Seven-nil.

Ecstatic described my state.
Wilding jumping and hugging unknown strangers.
For winning in football always elicits a joy universally shared.

While exiting the door,
The minions gripped my hands.
And with unspoken threat escorted me to the lair of oga at the top.

Oga was very angry with me.
For he was a fan of the loosing Arsenal side.
And my jubilation had inflamed the sadness in him.

In the middle of the slapping and kicking session,
My orientation changed.

Whilst spending my last #2000 buying beer for everyone around,
My support for Manchester United rescinded.
And my dire love for the gunners was born.

With deep seated thanks I hail thee.
For my fears you heightened
And my belief in God you strengthened.

To Him I ran to secure me.
For I could do nothing to secure myself from the chairmen.

In God's presence I found true peace.
And in His word I found true wisdom to moderate my associations within that dreaded place called Ekosodin.[/b]

Bravo

You just ignited the passion of writing a dirgepoem


*searches for jotter*

..this is what I call a witty poem

Ebayray:
Alright send a pm

M sorry
I am still a neophyte on nairaland
I don't know how to send a pm...any help?

Ebayray:
Lolz same thing that happened to me last year too but yours is pretty in a real fix.

Well, my advice is that you should just wait a little longer, just a lil.
Lemme tell you my experience.
When uniben released their first batch list, we waited months for the release of second batch, I was very regular on NL then waiting for the "messiah" , dat was when I took the jupeb form, did the exam and voila! I was admitted.
I had done my online clearance, my physical clearance, and everything and the next week we were to resume classes, so I went the previous week's Thursday with my dad to go and pay the school fees #120k, only for my friend to call me in the bank that second batch was out and she was offered admission to read English and literature (meanwhile she was also given law in the jupeb stuff) and she said she was gonna take the uniben admission.
I just told my dad that second batch was out and we just checked my kofa page and I saw Law. I literally ran mad that day .

Uhm, Jackie, my Lil story might not mean a thing to you but PATIENCE IS GOLDEN, there's no harm in waiting even for a little while.

I could not access the uniben portal this evening cos it's in maintenance mode. Let's just hope it's good tidings it'll bring to us.


Shalom dearie. .

Emmm...*clears throat*

Aha


Your post really goes a long wat in edifying me...



But please about the clearance and physical clearance stuff...I am sorry if this question looks awkward
Is there any way I can contact you,I really have some *personal questions* to ask which I won't want to flack them on this forum...

Frezhkid10:
..I have seen 87 ooo

Screenshot please

AsapKen:
Alabi...just ask anybody in warri DAT u looking for an alabi shop they'd take u to d nearest around

Hahahahhah


Alabi ogo

Donovela:
Kofa in maintenance mode

Yes..God abeg ooo

Iykestix:
which one be ''kinda'' again

Kind of

Ebayray:
Yeah I declined it because at that same time uniben had given me admission too so I had to choose uniben and forfeit the other one .
Wats d confusion.

.

Umm
Kinda admitted to jupeb
Waiting for putme admission list



To cap it all...another poly wan sama me with admission....



So help me rank them ...

rafa9:
you didn't answer means zero. Ngative marking is punishment for guessing

So what you are alluding is that it is better for you to not attempt a question you are unsure of instead of guessing... Am I right?

Eleniyan15:
50% upward all department

lasu favour indigene a lot!!!!!



please please don't try to claim Lagos if you not an indigene of Lagos, if you are born in Lagos does not mean you an indigene ooo ooooo and if you know you have chose LAgos a state of origin you still have chance to change it...just make sure you don't fill Lagos state as your state of origin in post Jan form cause after you have been admitted you will be called for IIVC (asking for some craxy document if you go go claim badagry for instance them fit say make you speak the language or where your agbo ile dey) and if you dO NOt pass it trust ME Bye bye to your ADMISSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.



Please ...post the cutoff mark

rafa9:
The negative marking system is employed to discourage guessing in exams. For MBBS/BDS students its a norm. Like someone said, If u guess in this type of exam its either you are lucky to score 70% or things could go wrong and u end up with 30%

hmmm



So they expect someone to get everything right......


What if you don't attempt the question bacuse you don't know it,will you still be marked down?

Ebayray:
Yeah I wrote the exam, was given admission but declined it.

Go on

.so
You declined it because you were given admission as a 100 level student right?


..
Because I am in a dilemma

I am just confused

First to comment


Badagry/wilemi



If you come to badagry and you are looking for 9ja bet Shop
No one will answer you oooo



But when you say WILEMI or AJA N SARE


Oohhh....you will have "instant" friends; D

This is a very comical question I am asking you guys....
As the motto says "REWARD FOR PASSION"..so definitely there must have been a code name you have given to 9ja bet in your area....



We all know that 9jabet has helped in one way or the other especially for the football fans....

There are some guys when they visit a new area,they don't know the codename for 9jabet in that area
They will just say it out loud with no one answering them, due to the fact that we don't want others especially the girls or our girlfriends to know what we are talking about....






So,let me be succinct
Drop the name of your locality and type the codename for 9ja bet in your area in this format





Codename
Badagry/9JABET/WILEMI



Do you get the drill,now let the codename flow!!!!!!!!



C.c lalasticlala

Hello ebayray..


Umm did you do Uniben jupeb?



Please I have some questions to ask?

Ohhj!The negative marking method really screwed up...




Someone with distinction in his poly not scoring up to 50 in the screening...



It is infelicitous......

How art the mighty fallen?

rottenegg:
Bros, pm me your number if your on WhatsApp!

M trying to but it's not going through. .



So if you can pm me...m gonna add u asap


...and tenks

I am just frustrated.I have searched the internet for over 30 minutes...yet I did not see the video



Any good Samaritan with the video leak please?

Please.....where is my apanran



See how una take do fave because una wan pronounce apanran... Laughs hard

rawpadgin:
someone just called me that the names are out

Hope you know the consequence of what you said if it is fallacious

mhizmercinda:
okay,i dnt want crush again o

Sure.. Free world

[quote author=mhizmercinda post=50549099][/quote]Hahahah......
.actions have consequences






Ummm....


I rank you second then....

Hmmm......












I WRITE

Geofavor:
you're number one on my list


I just dey laugh you. Mercinda go don dey rebuke you with prayer and fasting.

Laughing in decimals....




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