₦airaland Forum

Draei:

@ jackossky, how're you & hope
you're gradually fitting in.?

About instigating fights, uhmm i
mostly do that on politics & romance sect.

Hmm,so you also visit the snakie section

What have you done to the mods* that made them to ban your other account? Or is it new year,new account?

onyidon22:
shut up my friend.Does Nigeria have a good name and what makes you think so?
you are quick to condemn another tribe whereas your tribe is not totally free from the menace.Here in Lagos where I reside,I know nany of your people who are drug traffickers,the only difference here is that your people dont have the nerve to do it outside the shores of Nigeria

I don't think that is the problem. They have the nerves to do it on a global level. But they don't just take the fall easily,literate drug peddlers


Knows the pros and cons of the game...I wonder why my brothers have not perfected that act since all this years

CaptEColeJnr:
Hmmm.... thanks bro.. I'm ready.. will be in Uniben by Tuesday

Same day I am resuming....but when coming,make sure u devote the less than 9 month program to your studies...Advice from a friend

Ebayray:
Thank you dear .
Don't mind Geofavor dat said we look like primary school students .

Hehehe don't mind him..Just jealous.....


I saw some law student, they look tempting.

StupidYorubaFool:
uniben is yet to conclude all her admission process??

If so those last batch of students admitted go suffer trying to make up with earlier lectures and few weeks to exams..

100% right
You see why I should attend my jupeb lectures

And also the probability that they will release the lust is 1/2

Ola dips any day any time..that guy is killing all his beatz



You guys ehn,am talking to the yorubadguys here

When oladips start rapping with his ibile tongue,he calls himself illiterate...The guys is a bAD rapstar



To me he seems more like seriki...I don't know where they are getting their lyrics from.


Please listen to"Ghana must go".look at how he killed that beat,he criticizes rapper..i love that

Whenever am annoyed or am felling like a boss,I just tuned to any of his songs.

Omo IYa Aje...just kibe the simplicity in him .a trait he got from reminisce..


Apart from young tizzy and akintunde (i don't think they added akintunde in the list)the rest,I don't know them.

StupidYorubaFool:
for jupeb or fresh student admitted thru utme?

Jupeb but hopefully utme...Any which way
A boy gotta start studying.

Ebayray:
Hey yyyyyyyyyyyyyy dearie.
Jackie, howve you been? .
Law is fine still rocking the neutral colours o .

Hehee,Trust you G


You guys look cute in that outfit.
Modern day lawyers

It is very hilarious when the male partner Cheats and the female partner wañt to follow suit.it is malodorous


Even though I preach about not testing your drones or atomic bombs in someone else mine field,
I can't dispute the veracious fact that it is more better for the men to cheat than the women,though not advisable.I will write a well algorithm of what i am insinuating
You see,men are like keys and women are padlocks. I am just being metaphorical
If a key can open different sizes and qualities of locks,dear reader please, what do you call that kind of key? MASTER KEY √
But when there is a lock (woman) and any key can open it,we all know that,that sort of lock is a USELESS lock and needs to he discarded. I hope you get the drift

P.s: coz of what I said,If any key thinks he Is a master key and tries to unlock my specified lock (my woman),i will make sure that the key is desolved into liquid and would not be useful for any good thing in life THANKS

CaptEColeJnr:
bro I just newly registered... is there gonna be exam or what.. cuz I'm confused right here

I don't think there will be an exam.Uniben really needs you guys money.if not for that ththeyeu won't open the Jupeb registration portal again..so just pack your bags and come meet your fellow Jupeb students... Welcome to Uniben bro

Hello guys,long time
Where is Geo favour,my co erudite (geogaphy baba)
Dharay {i have never seen a trouble instigator likeyou in my life,with those your jaw breaking pics}
Ebayray (my sister in law dept,how is the black and white of thing na)
Lol,if I forget everybody ,i can't forget baba BLUETO (I HAIL U OO BOSS,WILL LIKE TO SEE YOU IN SCHOOL)


There is this guy,i forgot his name,he threatened to write an Epistle back then (I hail you too,am just loyal to u oo)

And I will have to be prim in addressing these set of distinguished people
My profound deference goes to
Venus 007...I hope say dem give u miss Uniben
Captecole ...don't know if I got that sobriquet right (I fall for u 2)

Jeez influx of names...I can't really Name them all....

I wish you guys a belated happy new year.



I pack my bags, heading to Uniben....

kiarra:
pick uniben, choose library science education or vocational and technical education. sit at home and wait for your admission .

Very funny,so succinct and hilarious.

it seems we are resuming on the 3rd..

Jupeb form is 15k

I hail everyone in the thread,those forming bosses,those forming most famous,those forming rare personality .. I greet you all


I hail the hailables...

Hey op,I know how you are feeling. It is happening to one of my relative. she even sometimes tags me as a demonic possessed person..



How I wish people are enlightened to know that we are meant to be guided by religion and not controlled..

Lisandal:
Pls I'm having a challenge
I'm having problems paying my acceptance fee and I need help
Pls call this number 07065260027 so u can give a feed back thanks.

but I hope you have resumed sha,I just can't fathom how it will be for you if you reply negatively.

hey guys,will there be school tomorrow?

I heard that they will be celebrating one Muslim stuff like that tomorrow

wow, so refreshing....haaaaaaa



its not really easy...holla to those that are studying industrial math and pure mathematics....I hail ooo

nice piece


As for me,I believe In God
yea,the master G...No matter what someone try to say to deceive the ignorant does not bother me..God has been good to me in so many ways...There are false prophet around,but that does not mean that because you were able to bust one you should start having doubt about your belief.If you are a Muslim or an atheist, I won't tell you to convert nor try in any means to convince you. so in order not to confuse us both..Anything that favors you just believe in it..don't belief in imams,pastors, soothsayers because they are all humans and are prone to mistake..


don't make anyone your standard except what you believe in.....Adios

Ellababe:
Do nt be discouraged, God is working on ours,uniben is nt don uploading d names.we will surely get ours in jesus name.Note:ur "submitted" Must Change To Either "admitted" Or "Not Admitted".As far as it is stil showing submitted, u have no course to worry ok.uniben did nt use ssce but jamb only.i got a frnd who went 4 d screening without ssce bcus her result was withheld by waec.what course did u apply 4 and ur jamb score?r u an indigene of d state if i may ask?

Thanks,

mum
I am from Lagos..should have chosen unilag where I have a higher chance of getting admitted and a long leg,just that I don't want a school near my domain....

like a pedagogue said "Life begins when you leave your comfort zone"


my course
ecostat and actuarial science
jamb score:218

Iykestix:
maybe they also used ssce

funny them....at least

3b's and the remaining 5 subject are not less than c6....


so do they expect me to have A1 parallel

I was not being affected by what was being posted by the op

but by afeezco and htwo... those guys are really funny

look at how they blessed the moderators

Yorubadguy

mtcheew,still submitted
very funny,when people that don't have up to your scores are being admitted and yours is still showing submitted....

Adiwana:
No1,completely false.My then Nokia express music phone fell into water,I removed it immediately, disassembled the phone,put it under dry rice,left it for 24hrs&nothing happened to it.it fell in twice.
NB:When your phone falls into water,remove it&do NOT press it again.pressing it will circuit break your device(it will stop power from the battery being transmitted to the device.disassemble it,soak it under rice for 24hrs,then watch the magic

peaee,do u mean cooked rice or the uncooked one?


and if it is cooked rice,is it hot rice or cold rice?just find something I can relate with to measure the hotness




Thanks and anticipating an expeditious reply

p2flexx:
where u com waka go

na one side I dey ooo....like BRT lane

second baychbnever show face...almost got obtained at Uniben today... their papa

Thank God we were not brought up soft.... second batch never show face...almost got obtained at Uniben today... their papa

Thank God we were not brought up soft....

Ebayray:
Morning fellaz . Congrats to the newly admitted students. Where all dem 100level law students at? .
Been a while here. Geofavor, Jackossky etc, where you given admission?.

Ebayray:
Morning fellaz . Congrats to the newly admitted students.
Where all dem 100level law students at? .
Been a while here. Geofavor, Jackossky etc, where you given admission?.

Nope.



but you can always see me at basement.

raphieMontella:
which course did you apply for bro?

course... No course I only chose subject combination


And I was given mgsegm.......I'm management science.... what about you?

ItsBolaji:
Lol I think they prefer Bello tho...or if your surname now has 'Abdul' in it? Express entry.

.hahahah,see you see admission

Ellababe:
Guy i have'nt lost hope yet,i still beliv another list would be released.uniben is to admit 9000 candidates dis year and d one that have already been admitted is nt up to dat.so it is possible,let have little patience.

okay bae...



Hope is the last thing that dies in man