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Geofavor:
helloo,

I'm not reading geography ...

and who told you GRP is under faculty of arts? lol.

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Lol.....

M not saying it is.... But that is where the department is in Uniben.....


Atleast...that tall building...what was written at the front was faculty Of art

Geofavor:
faculty?
I'm not a management science student

faculty of Art
Geography and regional planning bla bla bla

love in Tokyo..

innovate3751:
lol

Bro,its not funny
and I can't stop using the cream...itz like a family cream to us

Geofavor:
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master Geo Wow Jupeb is through with first semester....

I went to Faculty 3days ago...
I thought I would see you

Geofavor:
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master Geo Wow Jupeb is through with first semester....

I went to Faculty 3days ago...
I thought I would see you

*_ARE U MATRICULATING TODAY OR U HAVE OR KNOW SOMEONE THAT WILL BE MATRICULATING AND THEY ARE WORRIED ON HOW TO GET PEOPLE THAT WILL SEAT UNDER THEIR CANOPIES, EAT THEIR RICE AND CHICKEN?....WORRY NO MORE FOR JACOB AND friends WILL ALL BE AROUND TO EAT, DRINK AND CELEBRATE WITH U_*


_Just call this number to invite Jacob and friends to ur canopy...for Booking call
08104420154
Remember to book for us early so as to avoid traffic and delay



SLOGAN:..WE ARE MORE THAN FAMILY

Blindspot
Empire
The flash
Teen wolf
Scorpion
The mentalist
The exorcist
Beyond
Constantine
Shadow hunter
Continuum
Hunters
The black list
Bastard executioner
Limitless
White collar
And lastly ... Suit

I heard a rumour that they admitted someone this morning...even though the guy posted his kofa page backing his claim..
..I just don't believe...

I don't even know how 150k skyrocketed to 152,650

Is the dollar affecting the school fees?

Gflat:
Actually this is the right thing to do... No parent want their daughters to suffer from the hands of a broke boy. Let me share my thoughts in this.

Let's take this from the religious community: A woman is mostly believed to be soft hearted, an item of delicacy and someone you care for (Men are designed to care for women that is why they are referred to as the HEAD)

Enough of the sideway talks. Let's accelerate the hammer towards the nail.

Ladies make sure you have nothing to do with broke boys. As accurate as this sounds many girls will still try to be Sentimental about the golden fact. Broke boys have nothing to offer.


Ok let me give you a quick scenario.

Yester-evening I was at a restaurant on the island just to relax and get a bit of serenity. While I was chilling with what I had requested for earlier, I noticed a couple sitting opposite my table.
I could feel the love from her heart and the optimism for a better future for both of them but what Spoilt the picture was Their table has all sort of similarities to the Sahara desert.

It is so embarrassing to say as beautiful as the lady looked he couldn't make her feel good on a date and later on he got her a chicken pie and ice cream. I felt disgusted at the sight of this!

Ok, having mentioned that, I want to inform you ladies about a Proven point.

No guy will choose you over a richer lady.

This might seem funny to you but that is the truth. That guy that keeps reminding you how much he loves and adores you?
That guy who wouldn't stop sending you good morning/good night messages?
That guy that sounds romantic and sweeps you off your feet?
He will desert you at the twinkle of an eye immediately he Uncovers a rich lady.

So tell me ladies, why are you forcing this to work with him?
Why are you suffering when someone who isn't looking half as good as you are is being treated like a real woman?
Why trek under the hot sun then later jump into a hot distressful danfo bus while your mates are sitting with their man in his latest Ac filled cool machine?

It is no news that Women are emotional beings but being emotional shouldn't equals stupidity. If you don't care about your future at least care about the future of your kids and their upbringing.

PS: Don't quote me to spill your conundrum. I don't reply idiots

I Dont want your reply, all I need is for you to see this...


My orison is for me never to meet a female with such pessimistic ideology.

Relaxes on my coach..where are these people?

I just saw my cream ingredient


Caro white
Hydroquinone 2%


Yee..mogbe

Never knew it was bleaching cream

Whizpeter:

What is wrong with this one

freddaboh:
Very intelligent leader

I call him outspoken old man

Whizpeter:
And you believe he said all these?

Please take a a peep at the topic,it seems you did not see what was written there... And moreover he said some that I know of...about the queen of England

Cc: lalasticlala

1. Any man who successfully convinces a monkey that honey is sweeter than banana, is capable of selling condoms to a Roman father.


2. Dear ladies, If your boyfriend didn't wish you a happy mother's day or sing sweet mother for you, you should stop breastfeeding him.


3. He who swallows a complete coconut have
absolute trust in his anus.


4. Dear sisters, don't be deceived by a man who text you "I miss you" only when it's raining, because you are not an umbrella.


5. Swimming pool is more useful than Liverpool.


6. If over 15 guys have sucked your breasts, you don't need to call those things "your breasts", It's called COW BELL, OUR MILK! - Repeat after me, OUR MILK!


7. It's hard to bewitch African girls these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.


8. All I hear always is, 'No sex before marriage?' If that was God's plan, then you would receive your penis or vagina on your wedding day.


9. The only warning Africans take serious is LOW BATTERY.



10. Men sucking lady's breast is normal because the act was learnt in childhood when they were young but the act of lady's sucking men's d*ck is what baffles me, where did they learn it from?


11. Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a 'girlfriend'

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12. When your clothes are made of cassava leaves, you don't take a goat as a friend.


13. If you have attended over 100 weddings in your life and still single, you are not different from a Canopy.


14. Dating a slim/slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face.


15. If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because men don't walk around with X-rays to see inner beauty.


16. Respect pregnant women because it's not easy walking around with evidence that you've had sex.


17. Some of the girls of today can't even jog for 5 minutes but they expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2 hours? Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade.


18. I stopped trusting ladies when my class 3 girlfriend left me for another boy all because he bought a sharpener wid a mirror.


19. Nothing makes a woman more confused than being in a relationship with a "broke" man who's extremely good in bed.


20. Witchcraft is when a 24 year old girl who cannot jog for 5 minutes expects a 40 year old man to last for 1 hour in bed.


21. Being dumped by a dark-skinned girl is the worst thing ever; because anytime you get home and see charcoal, you become emotional.


22. Women with beauty and no brains, it is your private parts will suffer the most.


23. When one's goat gets missing, the aroma of a neighbour's soup gets suspicious.


24. Its better for a man to be stingy with his money because he hustled for it than a woman to deny you a hole she didn't drill.


25. Even Satan wasn't gay, he approached naked Eve instead of naked Adam. Say no to same-sex marriage

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26. If you are a married man and you find yourself attracted to school girls, just buy your wife a school uniform.


27. It is every man's dream to remove a woman's pant one day but NOT when it's on a drying line.


28. Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newly wed wife but lately, there's nothing as such any-longer because it'll have already been given out as a Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church collection, Examination marking schemes & for Lorry fares!"


29. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.


30. We are living in a generation where people “in love” are free to touch each others’ private parts but cannot touch each others’ phones because they’re private.”
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31. Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real.


32. If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first.


33. South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he’s a foreigner.


34. What is the problem? We now have aeroplanes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors.


35. Mr Bush, Mr. Blair and now Mr Brown's sense of human rights precludes our people's right to their God-given resources, which in their view must be controlled by their kith and kin. I am termed dictator because I have rejected this supremacist view and frustrated the neo-colonialists.


36. Cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper with fire on one end and a fool on the other end

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37. A brave man is he who has a running stomach and still wants to flatulate.


38. Journalist: Sir don't you think 89 years would be a great time to retire as a President.
Mugabe: Have you ever asked the Queen this question or is it just for African leaders?


39. Interviewer: Mr President, when are you bidding the people of Zimbabwe farewell?
Robert: Where are they going?


40. My dear ladies, please don't buy a selfie stick when your armpit itself needs a shaving stick.


Courtesy:Deo's Fact...

Brought to you by Jackossky

Cc
Lalasticlala

Yes I know you are brilliant, you can almost recite more than 50 laws.Let me tell you this,There are some certain laws which you don't know due to the fact that you were not taught in school..

So allow me to hit the nail on the head and tell you what they are...

Laws which you have not studied in
schools:
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¤ Law of equality :
The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get
ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken
by husband when he says 'I'll cal u in 5 min!
.
¤ Law of Queue:
If you change queues, the one you have left will
start to move faster than the one you are in now.
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¤ Law of Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a
busy tone.
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¤ Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your
nose will begin to itch.
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¤ Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.
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¤ Bath Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone
rings.
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¤ Law of Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't
want to be seen with.
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¤ Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will.
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¤ Law of Bio mechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to
the reach.
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¤ Theatre Rule:
People with the seats at the farthest from the entry
arrive last.
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¤ Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee,
your boss will ask you to do something which will
last until the coffee is cold.
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¤ Law of Proposal :
After u accept a proposal you will get a better one.
...



Have a nice time ahead.

Courtesy: DEO'S FACT

Draei:

Banned for the usual offence
not a new year thingy.

Lol.always giving the mods hard time.

2dugged:
one word for you "sexist"

I am sorry for the late reply..but i will strongly refute and objurgate any utterances of me being a sexist..I am just pointing out facts

CaptEColeJnr:
I will
thanks for the advice

Sure,u are welcome

Ebayray:
Lol, we're fresh naw .
Heed not to temptation .

Sure,whenever I see any law student,I do close my eyes...and cover it with the blood of Jesus