₦airaland Forum

Weedcrusher:
Stupidity of the highest order from the Local government chairman . Why would you put the pix of someone who is neither the president nor the governor in a public office?

Mumu,they said APC CHAIRMAN, the LG chairman is an APC member....
or can you deny that you don't have celebrity pictures in your home......

emazion:
those that applied for economics and statistics i did not see anyone whose name was in the first or second batch but almost all of our names are in the third batch . happy independence day!

choi,you mean you did not see anyone in the first batch list.......

I saw like 7....all my friwnds talk less of those that I don't know..

dharay99:

...lol, he is coming for your head,
keep laughing at him..

Before he says anything about my hand,he is going to chop off your head first....

And as far as I am seeing your head in it's right spot,I am optimistic that nothing evil will happen to me...

dharay99:

aaaah my gaaaaaahD i cannot take this!


buhhh wait, that was too harsh, you reprimanded
the guy like him be your pikin. Not fair tho.

Hajajajja
laughing hard....


falls on the bed,laughing

rhemadinho:
dharay99 Please accept my pertinacious circummabagus grandiloquence magniloquence rodomontade and fanfaronade.

specious idiosyncrasy

Creeza:
i dont think so, but nevertheless, all glory to God.

Shalom

dharay99:

another batch? no no no...wetyn na,
I really... Anyhow tho.

Hehehehe

I hope you are enjoying yourself at home!!!!

or is that your fingers itching you to the extent that you can't wait but to fulfill your mission on that babe.....




I did not mention name ooo

dharay99:

#Smh..

Hahahah
Not even you bruh
And chill,let us finish the screening procedures before you talk about resumption


You can go and learn any Handiwork for the time being......Just kidding bro......




but I heard that there is still an additional batch ...

Francis95:
Mehn Finally, My Date is out . Screening Venue: BASEMENT (STUDENT CENTRE) . . Screening Date: WEDNESDAY 5TH OCTOBER 2016 . . Time: 15:00.00 PM

same time bruh...,.

dharay99:

weyy my guys, i hope you've finally
been invited n0w....

eh end
happy independence bruh.....


what were you saying before...
*hugs him tightly*.....

handelex:
Someone just said he has been invited this morning, don't know how true it is but you guys should start rechecking .

The person must be joking and high on ijebu's weed

lipsyliscious:
Please can we focus on the admission topic and leave hostel for a second, has anyone received invitation since last night? I have been checking for my younger sister and nothing yet...

.I am already tired of this admission hoggy foggy......




Happy celebration yo you guys,even though I have nothing to celebrate...the screening I had to celebrate was a dead. end...

JY01:
baba, u go wake up now abi u still won dream more

Hehhehehehe...
wakes up

amulet:
well yes I am 4 MBBS all the way by God's grace o.........u can ask geofavour to rent the room with u o

No way . No way am I renting a room with geofavout



all I want is to rent a room with a peaceful girl so that my stay in Uniben will be peaceful....not even blueto

RobinHez:
But why Uniben chooses to go backward in things and not forward is still obscure to me...


Why take a simple online process of registering for hostel space and make it manual...? Must everything about uniben be done on a long queue?


What's the need for students to travel from the ends of the nation to give you waec scratch card and show you their documents... When that can easily be done online, which in turn would save time both for aspirants and staylites...



Why?

sorry sir,I am not working for Uniben nor am I the VC...
I wanted to overlook ur question and see it as a rhetorical question ...but I just can't help ...the urge to reply you is overwhelming
maybe it is because my date of screening has not been released yet...

Venus007:
I dunno, maybe because d session ended.

..okay...
Just being inquisitive....
I was thinking maybe you are going to say"some demons are lurking in the hostel"



Now satisfied

Venus007:
25k + 1k for Hall week 4 per room. Then ul av to be a Med student for strong chances of getting a space.

someone said you were there as at last session...



why did you absquatulate the room

dharay99:

dirty mind ni e...You are
a certified βαd βoy...

#Didn't say anything too...

see the kettle,calling the pot black....
The real culprit and the culpable one who indulges in debauch***





I did not say anything ooo

amulet:
like how much is d medical hostel and how many occupants per room. cc: Venus, blueto,fabgrace, robinhez et all....... thanks in advance

.
Are you going for medicine......
if no...both of us can rent a cool room outside hostel.....

Yeeee...mogbe.

.see how Mr and Mrs Lagos take dey...facial beauty 10%_ dis Lagos fall my hand ooo....

as I was talking,I sighted Mr Enugu


*laughing uncontrollably, falls down and still laughing hysterically*
look at his Enu....(mouth).,,,very long

asapA:
asin this suspense is just too much o

.its Killing

blueto:
its connotative in meaning. just imagine how people use “connections” to secure admission and apply it to that context.

okay.....I get it
connection

JY01:
sure did bro.... Waiting for ur date too?

Yes........
the suspense is killing me...

blueto:
I think they are all safe, but the best hostel edifice are reserved for the medical student and those with “connections”.

connections...
I don't really get that part....I don't have any socket port in my body,my anus is a No go area...
Nor do I have cable

.
How can I be connected??

JY01:
how was ur day bro

Full of suspense..... I hope you enjoyed yours?

Sermwell:
Hall 4 is safer in my opinion! This is because you are entiltle to a wardrobe where you can keep your things to avoid bieng stolen! But school hostels are safer compare to hostels off campus!

okay....

JY01:
Awon oloyinbo... Won tun ti de.... u suppose know pe am joking ni

kkkkkkm
just kidding....

JY01:
police dog dey monitor my eligibility status... . If anybody won do d eligible anything.. He go hear am

You don't mean it
do you still have the eligibility status there... if yes
There is a problem in your account, better find a way to erase it

blueto:
Parson me of this Has been Posted earlier.

Hostel Application Update 2016/2017 Session!!!

Greetings to our Amiable Uniben Intellectuals, We trust your Holiday has been Fruitful and Productive.
In a bid to ensuring that information as regard Student is adequately communicated, i want to inform you that the Dean Of Students Prof. Benson Osadolor has said the Hostel Application for the 2016/2017 academic session has been slated to commence on Thursday 6th Of Oct 2016.
Application process as follows:

■Method - Manual
■Venue - Students affairs
■Requirements - School Fees print out
■Amount- Would be communicated to you later.
Please note that School fees payment has commenced as payment of school fees will be the basic pre-requisite for hostel application.
Furthermore, the SUG has made it compulsory that the Hostel Allocation for 2016/2017 academic session be STRICTLY on a first come first serve basis.
Note: Sales of Direct Entry form ends 2nd October 2016.
The SAFE IMPACT EXCO wishes you SAFE return back to school and we promise to always keep you adequately informed as your Social, Academic, Financial and Environmental
Thanks for your usual cooperation.

Ikotu Gideon Kelechi
(Students' InfoBank)
Dir. Of Information (PRO)
08149191488


#casted by Densland

thanks for the info....


which hostel is safe in Uniben?

JY01:
oga u dey careless o..... U open ur eyes dey look ur eligible till e disappear... u better go and look for it o... . .... I don talk my own

shey make he hold the eligibility ni...

exhibit7432:
They have changed the time to 9pm

ohh my Bad

it is already past 6