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Education › 19 Facts That Will Blow Away Your Mind!! by Jackossky(op):
19 Crazy Facts Barely Anyone Knows About.
Some Will Absolutely Shock You.


Some facts are just too wild to make up! These
are definitely those.

1. Caligula once ordered his troops to go to war
with the sea.
He made troops return with seashells as plunder
of war against Neptune.

2. There are 169,518,829,100,544,000,000,00
0,000,000 ways to play the first ten moves of
any chess game.
That’s more than 169 OCTILLION ways.

3. Clear Coca-Cola was created for The USSR in
the 1940s.
Because Coca-Cola was regarded in the Soviet
Union as a symbol of American imperialism, at
least one Marshal requested a clear version of
the drink. A chemist satisfied the request by
removing the soda’s caramel color and the
company put the drink in a clear bottle with a
white cap and a red star and sent 50 cases to
Russia.

4. A kid born in Sweden in 1991 was named
"Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclm
nckssqlbb11116." His parents said it was
pronounced "Albin."
The name was meant to protest Swedish naming
laws. The parents were fined 5,000 kronor in
1996 (roughly 740 U.S. Dollars).

5. In 1518 a "dancing plague" led to deaths in
Stasbourg.

A woman began to dance in the street for four
to six days in July of 1518. She was eventually
joined by about 400 dancers. It’s not clear
exactly how many people died, but some
definitely died from heart attack, stroke or
exhaustion.

6. 7,000 deaths occur each year because of
doctors' sloppy handwriting.

7. April 4, June 6, October 10 and December 12
will all fall on the same day of the week in any
year.
These days are called doomsdays, and they are
meant to help calculate the day of the week of
any given date. In 2014 the doomsdays are all on
Fridays. 2015 doomsdays are all on Saturday.

8. Marilyn Monroe had a higher IQ than Albert
Einstein.
Monroe's IQ was 163, 3 points higher than
Einstein.

9. Greece's national anthem has 158 stanzas.
10. Harry S. Truman's middle name was just S.
According to Truman, the S as his middle name
was a compromise of his two grandfathers,
Anderson Shipp Truman and Solomon Young.

11. Adolf Hitler was named Time Magazine's
Man of the Year and was Nominated for the
Nobel Peace Prize.
Hitler was Man of the Year in 1938 and was
nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize in 1939.
World War II began in 1939.

12. Honey will never spoil.
Because of its low levels of moisture and high
acidity, you could theoretically eat ancient honey.

13. Some people believe an episode of the
Cartoon Network show Johnny Bravo predicted
9/11.
In a scene from Johnny Bravo that aired on April
27, 2001, a movie poster shows a burning tower
with a smoke cloud with the words “COMING
SOON.”

14. Las Vegas casinos don't have any clocks in
them.
It’s a way to make you lose track of time and
keep gambling.

15. Male mice sing love songs for female mice.
The songs they sing are ultrasonic, and humans
are unable to hear them.
16. Polar bear liver contains a toxic amount of
vitamin A.
It’s toxic to humans, and would most likely kill
you if you ate it.

17. The world's quietest room is -9 decibels. It's
so quiet, you can hear your blood flowing in your
own body!
The silence of the room can cause
hallucinations, and the longest anyone has ever
spent in the room is 45 minutes. For reference,
normal conversation is usually about 60 decibels.

18. The sweat from a man's underarm can help
women relax, boost their mood and help regulate
their menstrual cycle, if applied to her lips.
19. The universe's official color is "Cosmic
Latte"
2 astronomers from Johns Hopkins surveyed the
spectral range of color of all light in the
universe, examining more than 200,000 galaxies
before proclaiming the official color the beige
like color..
Romance › How To Keep Your Relationship Intact....~by A Nairalander by Jackossky(op): 7:24pm On Sep 26, 2016
In order for you to keep your relationship intact,you should try to note down these six important things and start practicing them starting from today

What you are about to read will surely help your
dating and marriage life. Just take your time to
read it and don't forget to practise it too.
.
1.Try to communicate with your lover everyday
no matter how busy you are in life, you can't tell
me you don't have free 5minutes in 24hours; so
create time to communicate with your lover, if
possible send lovely text message to him/her
.
2. My Dear, It is very important to keep
reminding your lover how much you really love
them, keep proving your love to him/her,
remember other people are still asking your lover
out, don't give them the chance to destroy your
beautiful union
.
3. Everybody's dream in relationship is to end up
with caring and
romantic partner, you need to be caring, romantic
and appreciate your
partner in everything
.
4. Two married lover that engage in morning and
night romantic kissing will always settle their
difference on time, as a spouse, you need to
make kissing your daily food. Yes you read the
right thing, daily food. Listen, kissing your lover
everyday will help you in marriage, it will connect
two of you together in good times and bad times
of marriage.
.
5. Never over look this point, this is the most
important thing to
embrace in relationship and that is GOD; you
need God to survive in
everything in life, any marriage that over look
GOD will surely suffer
some predicaments.
.
6. Always pray together, eat together, bath
together, even sleep together in one bed,
everything together and most especially enjoy
your romantic passionate sex when the other
partner want it, am talking to married people
about sex.
Romance › 44 Things A Girl Wished Her Boyfriend Knew!! by Jackossky(op): 7:12pm On Sep 26, 2016
THINGS A GIRL WISHED HER BOYFRIEND
KNEW !!
Let me be succinct about this
1. When you break her heart, the pain never
really goes away.
2. When she misses you, she's hurting inside.
3. When she says it's over, she still wants you to
be hers.
4. When she walks away from you mad, follow
her.
5. When she stares at your mouth, kiss her.
6. When she pushes or hits you, grab her tight &
don't let her go.
7. When she starts cursing at you, kiss her and
tell her you love her.
8. When she ignores you, give her your attention.
9. When she pulls away, pull her back.
10. When you see her at her worst, tell her she's
beautiful.
11. When you see her crying, just hold her and
don't say a word.
12. When you see her walking, sneak up and hug
her waist from behind.
13. When she's scared, protect her.
14. When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt
her head up and kiss her.
15. When she steals your favourite jacket, let her
keep it and sleep with it for a night.
16. When she teases you, tease her back and
make her laugh.
17. When she doesn't answer for a long time,
reassure her that everything is okay.
18. When she looks at you with doubt, back
yourself up with the truth.
19. When she says that she likes you, she really
does more than you could understand.
20. When she grabs your hands, hold hers and
play with her fingers.
21. When she bumps into you, bump into her
back and make her laugh.
22. When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and
untold.
23. When she looks at you in your eyes, don’t
look away until she does.
24. Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not
saying anything.
25. Don't let her have the last word.
26. Don't call her hot, but gorgeous or beautiful
is so much better.
27. Say you love her more than she could ever
love you.
28. Argue that she is the best girl ever.
29. When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let
go.
30. When she says she's OK, don’t believe it, talk
to her about it, because 10 yrs later she'll still
remember it.
31. Call her at 12:00am on special occasions to
tell her you love her.
32. Call her before you sleep and after you wake
up.
33. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
34. Don't ignore her when she's out with you and
your friends.
35. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
36. Watch her favorite movie with her or her
favorite show even if you think its stupid.
37. Let her into your world.
38. Let her wear your clothes.
39. When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
40. Let her know she's important.
41. Kiss her in the pouring rain.
42. When she runs up at you crying, the first
thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking today
baby?"
43. After she reads this, she hopes one day you'd
read it
44:Kindly add yours.
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Jackossky(m): 6:45pm On Sep 26, 2016
Ccanyanwu:
have they started inviting supplementary applicants?
.yep
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Jackossky(m): 3:24pm On Sep 25, 2016
if I say am cool about this hocus pocus, I aM joking


.How can someone who got more than ten marks above his departments cut off not yet invited.......



Yet, they went ahead to invite those that bought supplementary....am tired of this shit......
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Jackossky(m): 11:56am On Sep 24, 2016
dharay88:
..would've only made a call in which the chances of getting
a positive reply will be really slim cuzz everyone dun qo
house including the final years i quess...
...
Okay bro..... .
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Jackossky(m): 11:55am On Sep 24, 2016
Frustrated to the end......


2nd Batch
....my name is still not out.....

What's happening to me....am losing my sanity cry
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Jackossky(m): 12:27am On Sep 16, 2016
dharay88:
ehnehn..nice, 0ya clap f0r yourself...
...


Funny you.....
...
So had it been I did not,i don't have any hope at your side ryt?
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Jackossky(m): 2:13am On Sep 15, 2016
ImDharay:
Hope you now have a temporary roof over your head ..
....


Hmmm
I have it from day 1...just teasing you guys....
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Jackossky(m): 2:10am On Sep 15, 2016
Page07:
Aside from the acknowledgement slip, invitation slip and passport. Are we to bring any other document.
...
Yep..
Your waec scratch card. .

You can buy it in the school
Its just 1k
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Jackossky(m): 6:02pm On Sep 14, 2016
Drdonzeez:
Mrs analyst, No one asked you all these epistles.. I've only made my points logically but If you presume it as speculation, it ain't my business. but, don't you think Nigeria herself is confused?
*shift aback*


Oga, please do it gently ooo...

*bends a little *
Pheew...I almost got caught
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Jackossky(m): 5:58pm On Sep 14, 2016
Umm...if you have any question you can ask...
If you are eligible but not invited, don't panic...

They said it's by batches...
The admin officer said we should not bother that it is going to get to our turn....
He said "the school can't just ask all the eligible candidate to come for screening,the school will be flooded with student and that is why the school decided to separate them into batches.."

He said in due time, those that are eligible but were not given an invitation will still be given...
And also,debunk and don't condescend to those rumours that says it is only those with 250 that are invited..that is a mendacious annotation with no lucid substantiation..




Lastly,if your jamb score is not up to the cut off,kindly register for the supplementary list...it is just 3k
And don't forget to choose a score that is below your jamb score,by doing that you have aggrandized your chance of securing a seat in UNIBEN...



I remain loyal.....

My going to Uniben today must be fortuitous....

Don't get tensed up,I did ask questions as if there is no tomorrow..... I believe from my wealth of information accrued, I should be able to disseminate as much information as possible....

The school will be resuming on the 7th of next month,i did confirm that...... cheesy
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Jackossky(m): 5:50pm On Sep 14, 2016
blueto:
Sorry, my hostel space expired last session and they are yet to open the portal for hostel booking.

And I'm still cogitating on whether to reside in the hostel or not for this session.
....


Thanks......
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Jackossky(m): 2:59pm On Sep 14, 2016
ImDharay:
Present without invitation, hmm serious student buh risky,
and I hope you got someone in benin...
Nope.. Only u oo
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Jackossky(m): 9:14pm On Sep 13, 2016
CaptEColeJnr:
Why on earth did you travel when you haven't been invited?
Perhaps,you wanna do "Uniben sightseeing".... Enjoy undecided
In order to avoid stories that Touches the heart
Crime › Re: Girl Disgraces Ladies Who Stole Her Clothes by Jackossky(m): 8:56pm On Sep 13, 2016
What you should have done is to just comment on the picture they posted.

You just showed your petulant disposition towards controlling the situation.......

Drop a comment like
*Nice clothes*...


U don't have to post their picture to prove a point...


Moreover The one that wore red, just give me her number... Lemme manage her..... grin


Don't worry, I will buy you all Micky mouse wares....
Am more than capable..voila!!!!
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Jackossky(m): 8:11pm On Sep 13, 2016
Please allow me to vibe in. Nigerians tongue...

Una see this invitation stuff ehn,I don tire....
E pass the bibliographic scene of the wedding invitation....


Anyhow i don land for Benin sha....I greet all Benin people and the incessant rain.........


Hmmm....How far blueto....shey I fit crash for ur hostel...I go give you the face to face GRAMMAR challenge wey you want cheesy


Moreover where is dharay99 my main man...Geofavour I sight you.......


Abeg i need place to crash ooo...I thank you all for ur concern....


But


Whenever I look at my kofa page...
I always feel dreary....


Chai...
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Jackossky(m): 12:58pm On Sep 13, 2016
RobinHez:
Miss, the certain Mr Ksslib only made postulations and he never at any time claimed that was Uniben's stance.

He's been of immense help to this group... Something which has been a source of encouragement to the folks in here.
That's ur own idea
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Jackossky(m): 5:01am On Sep 13, 2016
Emmagenius:
Hello all,I wasn't given a date or venue..what is the implication??...Am I Out?
Nope.... Wat course
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Jackossky(m): 4:59am On Sep 13, 2016
BobbieSneh:
Dey said dis is d first batch. Pls is it being classified according to the courses luk during d Oda screening they cancelled. If so wic batch Med n Surgery dey?
I really dont think so......

K
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Jackossky(m): 10:38pm On Sep 12, 2016
BobbieSneh:
Pls hu ever saw his date should Pls upload a screenshot
Xame feelings....

Just that I have seen someone that has been given their date and venue

Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Jackossky(m): 9:46pm On Sep 12, 2016
Hmmm.....


I just checked my kofa page and saw same old news.....

*panting*
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Jackossky(m): 11:50pm On Sep 09, 2016
Geofavor:
I have saved the form. My question is, do I need to do any print-out after I finally submit? Colik, daemonsanti, alli9k
nope, wait for when they are gonna update the kofa page...after that you will see your date and time for your face to face screening... Only then you are allowed to print it out....
..sorry for the late reply cheesy
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Jackossky(m): 6:09pm On Sep 09, 2016
prettyunny:
Hello pls..instead of literature in english I clicked literature in nigeria languages ..pls o..im I in trouble?? ..dunno how t changed o..
Uniben main gate
Asap
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Jackossky(m): 3:56pm On Sep 06, 2016
Greatest Uniben studentshuh?


Ummm
Am in a dilemma
I don't know if I should register for Jupeb programme or I should just go for Uniben screening and see what comes out from it.....



Any advice for me?
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Jackossky(m): 5:37pm On Sep 04, 2016
Francis95:
Lol, no prob, Yes they did.. cool
What are we gonna put as the Exam date? Some are saying its the first day your waec started, Month and the year.
I second their annotation
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Jackossky(m): 12:25pm On Sep 04, 2016
Francis95:
dharay99
Jackossky
Venus007
blueto
.
One more question before I proceed with the filling of the Waec Result..
How many Subjects are we required to fill in ?
.
Now read what Uniben instructed us to do..
.
Candidate must Obtain at least five (5) credit passes at GCE O/L, SSCE, NECO, or their equivalent. The subjects must include English Language, and Mathematics (for courses for which a credit in mathematics is required) as well as three other relevant subjects at not more than two sittings, except for the MB.BS degree for which only one sitting is required.
Sorry for the deferred reply.......



My ba3 had been flat for a while
But nonetheless, I conjecture others would have helped you out...happy Sunday grin
Education › Re: Wow! Unilag Releases 2016/17 Screening Results by Jackossky(m): 12:19pm On Sep 04, 2016
Favou:
Guys pls help I just checked my Unilag post Ume result and I saw the aggregate score of 0.0.. Is that what you all got?.
I checked that of my bro......



At the bottom
It was boldly written "Those that input the wrong subject combination are not weighed"

Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Jackossky(m): 9:34pm On Sep 02, 2016
alexish:
is it compulsory to put in ur bank details
Someone said
"It's necessary but not important" wink
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Jackossky(m): 5:24pm On Sep 02, 2016
justin3071:
biko dose DT v done theirs in what format did you write your exam date??
Since my waec was done in 2015


I input
29/7/15
Education › Re: UNIBEN JUPEB Aspirants 2016/2017 Let's Meet Here by Jackossky(m): 5:23pm On Sep 02, 2016
kingofthejungle:
doing mine today hopefully
Xame
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Jackossky(m): 4:18pm On Sep 02, 2016
Francis95:
My score aint strong ..217
What happened to those that scored 210.....


Man!
Thumbs up cheesy

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