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CreekReporter:
matter of fact, Your armpits smell so bad your teacher gave u an
A+ for not rasing your hand during lectures

Creek why the beef....just let it go
Remember the 48 laws of power,she is using it on you so just let it go

CreekReporter:
matter of fact, Your armpits smell so bad your teacher gave u an
A+ for not rasing your hand during lectures

Creek why the beef....just let it go
Remember the 48 laws of power,she is using it on you so just let it

jennyfer2015:
hi everyone i heard d results wud be out after all d exams,is dere anyone here writing nextweek

I guess you are writing next week

I love my life no homo
So I gat to stay solo
Some says this life is a no go
I declined I said no no
I lead this goons they follow
All what they wears na borrow
All what they have na promo
But they act as if they knows tomorrow
But I wanna reminds them something
Half is better than nothing
Not all glitters is gold ask Austin
Not everybody makes it by hustling
We step the game up we balling
Mommas bitch keep calling
Bunch of haters keep falling
While the money kept rolling

CreekReporter:
lol. okay Na

K..u've gain something today

Ray360:
an insurmountable one. his incantations are second to none.

Wow...that is divine
Lemme take my problems to him,...but wait his incantation the guy may be using his village language

CreekReporter:
lol. I no feel am at all.
by the way, what is SATI?

Another hood name for God

ShutTheFhuckUp:

I will repent once I'm
in uniben by His grace.

When you are there just hala me
We are gonna organize nairaland meet up zone

About those their hostel we are gonna bring change to it,not like that of buhari but like that of jesus

CreekReporter:
what do u need a Bugatti for?

That just my four lines bars....hope you felt it

Ray360:
hahahahah... wey the ifa dey? I learnt Creek is an ifa

You mean creek is an ifa priestpriest

I swear b4 I clock thirty
I will buy Bugatti,
By the grace of sati,
Not by anyone's power or that of illuminati.

ShutTheFhuckUp:

no sir,
buh im still learning.

So you know any f up on your side you are out...then u must be special

Ray360:
wow! Doctor, You know medicine o.. chai.. ehm, doctor, why do I pee profusely like a camel at short-time span on rainy days ? I almost peed on my shorts on my exam day, even though I had peed before the exam.

That must be hereditary.....modern medicine can't solve these.....we need to ask ifa

ShutTheFhuckUp:

see as yhu jez mentiond
d owner's name.
Na like daht dem take ban me last month o0.

So you have learnt your lessonlesson

ShutTheFhuckUp:

I'm an innocent criminal.

Whenever seun sees you,his countenance would change.

CreekReporter:
wow wow wow... this is like the most beautiful piece I've seen in years.
you started softly like you were unsure of what to write,
then your tone changed and u talked about the hard past, then u brought a sense of humour into the piece in an admiring way.
then you went emotional and succeeded putting a light melancholic face on the reader's face
and then u magically rounded it off with a rare and beautiful advice.

gosh! see talent oooooh. you are gifted dear lady.

Yea,sometimes when I sees her online she doesn't write (I was like shey na Google b dis girl) but she drop a very beautiful encouraging write up.....kudos to her

ShutTheFhuckUp:

some of doz account av been
banned on diff sections...datz y I've
been switching.

Hmm then you must be a hardened criminal

Ray360 and blueto plz come and teach me ur big big grammars

*kowtowing*

ShutTheFhuckUp:

referinq to mi....

Yep I don't understand why you change your account as if you are changing a babies diaperdiaper

Pukka36:
It's been long I guess...

I saw her with mo Cheddar yester night

Shut the f up

Cree k do u mean the wayne in the states or the one at oshogbo

Amen in distinct voice to d above post

Last used imei
3gb


Thank me later

86898801084****

What amaze me here is the way people communicate with those government officials on radio

In lag for where when you tune on to faaji fm ..the rest is to be hearing news headlines... U can never heard that they invite minister of education or peoples of high profile s
Have been here for like two weeks,the rate of death is alarming, its like celebration and the next thing also is igbinedion one week age celebration..... Forgive me for my English..what I mean. Is he want to celebrate his birthday for a whole one week starting from Sept 11....or am I the only one that have heard about that

There is this guy in my neighborhood in short he is a guru,without rooting my phone am able tobise the simple server and it has been working for me,even though it works only on uc browser and also playstore

The memory of my phone is full I don't even knows what to download

RobinHez:
Haha...I made two comic books as a kid, the other one based on a Samurai's journey.

I actually did it after parading the streets in my white Pyjamas and a long stick strapped to my back with a belt. -#Samurai Jack

I used to be good at drawing...

Funny enough=][/color]

RobinHez:
Guy I laugh sotey..I begin cry!

Thank u 4 this jare!! Choi! That guy for no11 go die!

Owk nice meeting you

RobinHez:
Funny enough, the inspiration for my monicker comes from a character in a comic book I made as a kid...!
It was abt the life of Robin (after watching Robben play for the first time) a left-footed footballer. (back then Supa Strikas gave inspiration)

Hez...well, was from Hezekiah Walker, it sounded cool anytime he was being referred to as Bishop Hez or Heze
So I put them together, Robin+Hez.
Coincidentally, a friend forced me to watch Arrow with her...and I ended up getting the movie that self-same day. So, I discovered a better option; RobinHood! But unfortunately, it was already taken by someone without a mission here! (See for urself www.nairaland.com/robinhood)
So I got used to my Robin.Hez account, Now I'm proud of it!

Lol....so u want me to believe you are the author of that comical book

Ijehk7:
Ahahahahahahaha h lol
#ijehkarison
When you abuse your friend "your mama!!!"
and
then u turn around to see his/her mum staring at
you.
oboi, u go collect plenty slap!.!

11)When soldier punish u finish come release u
make u dey go, u come climb ur bike come
shout
"officer thunder fire u" and ur bike no come gree
start again.

Funny

Pukka36:
Yes I do Mr Student!

My quest is why do rain falls here always
I don't just get itit

lordkvng:
bicycle engineering sef no too bad. I go grab Am ni

Which one be bicycle engineering again