₦airaland Forum

Hmmmmmmm............turn around turn around my baby Cinderella
Chai my neighbour with his blaring speakers.....

Lemme leave for school and it will all become pazpaz

Don't really know wat to say...I really don't know y I hate math

I love eng but na oral wan make me hate am.no matter how I tried I still don't her d oral part


I wish u people can see me doing oral on d day of exam,my mouth posture was likelike

Hmmm......nice move.....my lasuite Peepz how una result




Lagos city

Oooh speechless......don't know wat to say really

I heard someone talking about partiality abeg help me tell d person to SHUT THE Bleep UP.....

Am just happy for u guys.....I do believe Peepz in nairaland are brilliant......

Smh for my school wey Neva release their post jamb score talkless of cutoff


You wonder wat d name of my school is...u think it is lasu...lol na UNIBEN oooo

Op...I pray u never meet a guy like me.

I won't have to beg b4 u start paying tariff



U Neva see Mr smooth and spicy talker b4.SMH

Dear Anne
My number one
fan








.if it not about admission adios niggaz

I pray make dem release d result next week



I dey in haste to give testimony








Success for all of us oo.

Just can't believe,so rain falls in Benin everyday?

Okay lemme describe my experience
I got there 45 mins to d exam.....I look around for any chicks in sight buh I saw few of dem
It was adec hall in d engineering centre


A guy came to meet me .gave me a book ,was telling me about one prayer stuff I just answered him with those my monosyllabic words ...he was frustrated he just focus on d guy next to me
30 min to d exam dey called us..one stout woman came ranting CHECK UR NAME ON D PAPERS ON D WALL AND CHECK UR NUMBER ...I quickly took a quick scan on d paper I saw scores like 214..220.mine was d last number on d paper number 47........I saw 242 I was happy ...na me be deir baba for dis room...not until I saw number 40 with a score of 260 I just re adjust..
We were ushered into d room ....one man like dat said don't pass thru d middle if u are finding ur number raise up your hand or if u av problem with the computer.........I just look at d computer in front of me ...as a Lagos boy I do sharp prayer .....START I log in saw my passport in red on d system I click continue
D clock start counting down no one was beside me. ..buy in my front there is one fair girl like dat I just size her up and declare she is not in my level I face d English first thing I saw was oral....... Ooh I forgot to say am allergic to oral ...those fill in d gap I was just smilling......I saw idioms ........I was like my friend how na b4 u know it, out of d one hour I don use 30 min finish d whole enhlish ..govt and econs ...e con remain math my greatest bane ...15 quest I just bone do those probability and matrices + factorisation wey dey inside. ..it remains like ten I just choose random answers.......with counting Jesus ...d invigilar wey dey beside me surprise
....I just dey smile coz if I continue nothing wey I wan do pas d one wey I don do.....15 min to summit I don click on final summit...I no one gree go outside coz I dey enjoy d ac and d chair..... I just pick a conversation with d girl in front of me..... D invigilator just spark DAT BOY U ARE ENGAGING IN EXAM MALPRACTICE wen he get to where i was he see say i don summit ..he con ask me.. is it simple....i just bone no talk anytin ..........he ushered me out......i enter auz dey pray for sucess ......for me and u

Hey Peepz I wonder why dis uniben pple neva post their score
....upon d CBT..a.c. ....soft touch computer ...barbers chair........I was just coming from unilorin thread I saw scores like 82%,79%,94%,54 uniben no here post their own...wetin happen...................................don't even know wat to do if I hear one message tune my ming go fluctuate...e go con be say na dose foolish glo dey tell me say .ake I con win 10 M. ......just tired...who knows wen dey are gonna post it.......,.I even need to go register for yaba tech

Uniben a school for d brainy ones

Hey plz to those DAT av done their putme.....plz av u seen ur score on ur portal.. .and if yes plz can u tell me d duration b4 u were able to see ur result

Lyk how many days will it take before dey post d result......unto say dem no dey send person message and also to those that will do theirs tomorrow if u dey run for oral be4 abeg wait for am because dem wan kill me with oral English.... Their math na die no four figure table no calculator no gsm....I just dey pry God for success
But don't be afraid God dey una side like air...

DeedeeR:
Did u use ur phone to check or PC,

Guy I Neva even reprint just use any phone and check ur mail for ur password and pin make u login as easy as ....

Mine is on d 19th of August
9:00am
Adv................... Somtin sha.,gottavpack my loads

what wrong with this uniben post utme.. I always check mobile sites everyday but all I see is SORRY,AS OF TODAY JULY 26 2015 Uniben post utme is not yet out.....sometimes I wonder maybe they are already selling it but decided not to post it in their portal............am more worried coz I live in Lagos .........last year I did my jamb d score was 206 then..I applied for bus admin but they gave me actuarial science because of dat I decide to stay at home and re do the jamb dis year.. to God's glory I passed d jamb with 24..... so Peepz leaving near d university plz post me o. update... thanks in advance university

is uniben 2015/2016 post utme form out

What's up with all this foolish political propaganda in this upcoming 2015 election
we don't need buhari,we don't need Jonathan,all what we Nigerians ask for is CHANGE,the BIG question now is who is going to bring the change and that's what we should be concerned about not what Buhari or Jonathan says" i rest my case @

plz i got D7 in math and was given actuarial science,please wich any other commercial ralated course can i apply for,and also i cleared other subject except from maths...........and how much is change of course form

hey peepz plz i dont know why am trying yo log in in the laspotech website but itz writting Invalid credential for about three weeks now,and the s.o is yet to sign my credentials,but av wrote my name to the h.o.d of bus.admin,but am getting woried coz of am unable to log in even after paying activation fee,plz any advice or solution.......

hey peepz i gat d7 in math;wich course i fit change into coz dey gave me actuarial science under banking and finance,abeg wich course dem fit give me or wey i go change into so dat i go ready my self for february 16;coz dat na my clearance date.......plz i need answers urgently

hello peepz i was admitted in laspotech and given business admin to stuudy,but the problem i got is that although i cleared all my papers but i got D7 in math,plz wat is my next step and shud i go and register like that:...........

hello please,how can i do clearance on my phone,an i was asked to come for physical clearance i think on the 16th of january,any help how i can do my clearance on line first......or the online clearance is not necassary............

hey peepz,i was admitted dis year and given actuarial science,i cleared my gce result but i gat D7 in math,plz wat can i do or my next step,though av not went there to register,any solution to my predicament plz.........................

Wonders shall never end,i asked for business admin but they gave me one kind 'science actural' have never even heard abt it b4.and hope the course accept this year gce,i need answers please.

axhead: Hmm God help us

abi wetin we go do

The Nigerian Medical Association, NMA, yesterday faulted the Federal Government’s directive to schools to resume on September 22 as against October 12, arguing that schools should not be reopened until all those under surveillance for the Ebola Virus Disease in the country are certified free.
Speaking through its National Secretary-General, Dr. Olawunmi Alayaki, the association said, “we are not happy with this decision on the resumption of schools. Schools should be shut till the last suspected case or patient is certified free of the virus.”
According to the NMA, the resumption of schools could be shifted till December or early part of next year because if Ebola should spread to any school, it would “assume another dimension.”linkhttp://dailypost.ng/2014/09/09/ebola-nma-rejects-september-22-date-resumption-schools/

Uniben,here i come,to fail is not a failure,am in cotrol of my destiny i swear am a sailor