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Jokes EtcRe: If You Are The Creator of The Poster Above You by jackpot(f): 3:40pm On Mar 19, 2011
yinkalink:
Crazy fellas! Negligible bosoms! Hmph.
Jokes EtcRe: How I Lost My Virginity by jackpot(f): 3:38pm On Mar 19, 2011
atikubaba:
m.u.m.u
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 3:26pm On Mar 19, 2011
El Guapo:
Nawao ID u dey try let ma personality down ooo embarassed embarassed

U no find beta thing connect me with em come be barber angry

Well ma advice, Yinka's dearest Bright is good with blades, he's a betta choice lipsrsealed grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Greedy Baby by jackpot(f): 2:35pm On Mar 19, 2011
kody-licky:
abeg close dat ya ikwi-kwi eyes. . . . . . and shift
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 2:26pm On Mar 19, 2011
El Guapo:
Emm. . . I wouldn't like seeing the company lose a huge sum embarassed

* Gets ready to pull down shorts *

But u sure u're ready to witness this heavenly eyesore?? undecided wink

I dont want to be held responsible for any sort of long or short eye problem or even blindness oo cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 2:20pm On Mar 19, 2011
yinkalink:
Lol. So dzackport wat shld we cal u, 'd quote master' or d 'quote freak' ?
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 1:28pm On Mar 19, 2011
El Guapo:
@ Efe, hun Yeah full mast for sweet 18's like u, but for the Grannies to get that Xclusive Package i strongly dont see it happening - one cant beat nature cheesy

@ Chi, U like 'funky' huh ?? And u're sure your mom is aware? undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 1:27pm On Mar 19, 2011
El Guapo:
Gudevenin Yink, hope u went to Church? wink

@ Efe, Grannies?? Ohh mehn, i never told u that i dont do mamas, only their wrinkles put ma rod at a half mast! cheesy grin
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 1:24pm On Mar 19, 2011
El Guapo:
COC- Centre of concentrationS! i.e the twin tower above your tummy and the bump below your back

Efe u mind cuming lemme have your laps putted to work wink

@ Yink, we can have this mud stuff done any day ok so far red mud is available outside the street cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 1:19pm On Mar 19, 2011
El Guapo:
N/b We dont attend to breastless n nyanshless ladies, reason : they're the centres of evry massage concentration wink

So Tz u can take your eminent leave

* examines Yink n Mena's COC *

Ya u two are up to standards - congrats cheesy

@ Yink, hun if i decline to that request lemme dream of Tz's ugly face lipsrsealed
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 1:17pm On Mar 19, 2011
mukina2:
you posted here just fine, why then cant you post?

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-621618.320.html#msg7930144
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Hotie Tima Needs A Man (and Fast!) by jackpot(f): 12:25pm On Mar 19, 2011
mukina2:
truth is i am lost.

I cannot censor his posts,

the fact that he can quote people shows he is not banned.

I dunno what his problem is.

he is beginning to annoy me  angry
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 11:38am On Mar 19, 2011
El Guapo:
They say women's bodies
are like a wonderland -- Efe
yours is more like a
football field because it's
100 yards and a lot of
black dudes have sprained
their ankle on it, now am a gentleman and u berra admit to that, for gawd sake u cant possibly expect moi to jump out unclothed frm nowhere and start flinging ma odegwu, ma rod, ma Young moses, Efemena ma Prick! U cant be serious shocked cheesy grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Hotie Tima Needs A Man (and Fast!) by jackpot(f): 11:33am On Mar 19, 2011
mukina2:
Rokiatu
when did you start creating threads like this?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Iice Can I Meet You? by jackpot(f): 11:25am On Mar 19, 2011
mukina2:
i nor sabi wetin e follow reach here sef grin
Forum GamesRe: 3words Per Post: Part 3 by jackpot(f): 11:19am On Mar 19, 2011
mukina2:
yes he is cool
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 11:16am On Mar 19, 2011
mukina2:
why cant you post? huh
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 10:51am On Mar 19, 2011
Idowuogbo:
hey bright sunday people  smiley smiley smileycome upon all u stil not funny.nafdac ko etiselac ni heddiooot!!!!!
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 9:09am On Mar 19, 2011
Dharniel:
it is a pity dat a pity cannot pity what a pity can pity in a land of a pity  sad sad sad
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 8:44am On Mar 19, 2011
Okija_juju:
So this is like a spa were ppl get butt unclothed and sit in a steam room and all that kind of homoerotic ish!?

No thanks,  Okija is heading back to his shrine.
RomanceRe: Snake Dies After Biting A Model's Breast: Wetin Women Dey Carry 4 Breast: by jackpot(f): 11:20pm On Mar 18, 2011
mukina2:
grin grin grin grin grin you nor well o grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City [2 - 0] On Sunday 20th March 2011 by jackpot(f): 11:19pm On Mar 18, 2011
mukina2:
Chelsea (Possible, 4-3-3): Cech; Bosingwa, Luiz, Terry, Cole; Ramires, Essien, Lampard; Anelka, Torres, Malouda.

Man City (4-2-3-1): Hart; Richards, Kompany, Lescott, Kolarov; De Jong, Barry; Tévez, Y Toure, Silva; Dzeko.

Referee Chris Foy


Tale Of The Game
After successive wins in the Premier League, Chelsea should be confident against one of their rivals for the top positions.

In September Carlos Tévez scored the only goal of the game at the City of Manchester Stadium, their third win in three games against Chelsea.

Last season City won this fixture 4-2 but Chelsea finished with nine men after losing Juliano Belletti and Michael Ballack to red cards.

City have 22 away points; only Arsenal (25) have more points on their travels so far this season.

These teams have met 13 times at Stamford Bridge in the Premier League but in between the last and first, both won 4-2 by City, the visitors have scored just two goals in 11 games.

Before last season’s 4-2 win, City had failed to score in their previous seven visits, losing six and drawing one.

Chelsea test Alex and Yossi Benayoun, who could both return after long term injuries.

Fernando Torres came off the bench in the midweek 0-0 Champions League draw with Copenhagen and failed, for the seventh (six at Chelsea) game in succession, to score – his longest spell in English football without a goal.

City, meanwhile, are still missing James Milner, Shay Given and Adam Johnson, all of whom show no signs of returning.

Stat of the game: Carlos Tévez has scored five goals in his last four games against Chelsea, for United and City.


Match
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Supporters Inc 2.0 by jackpot(f): 11:17pm On Mar 18, 2011
mukina2:
shameful embarassed

i'll be seriously rooting for Real , ,cuz if spurs cross real erm erm embarassed embarassed embarassed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by jackpot(f): 11:08pm On Mar 18, 2011
mukina2:
we agree on this sad
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Supporters Inc 2.0 by jackpot(f): 11:06pm On Mar 18, 2011
mukina2:
why are you quoting me everywhere? huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by jackpot(f): 11:03pm On Mar 18, 2011
mukina2:
we agree on this sad
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 10:29pm On Mar 18, 2011
lysaa:
Chykason is a serious joker. .LOL

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