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YES raps

is that a yes or no question?

^^or a brothel?

chi-baby, knowing all these things you still enter.

Either you are a spa-mmer or. . .
you just too fine to diss.
Leave matter for matthias.

o nweghi ihe na-eme nu biko

^^or a brothel?

chi-baby, knowing all these things you still enter.

Either you are a spa-mmer or. . .
you just too fine to diss.
Leave matter for matthias.

o nweghi ihe na-eme nu biko

Sango don die. .okija is no shakin

^^studio, u smoke ganja?

Yes. . .for my junior brother.

are you feeling my raps?

neva use d name of ya God in vain

neva use d name of ya God in vain

So make i laugh?
Mtchew. . .

YES. .but i don't fink so

if i win jackpot, will you date me?

Idowu

Let Sleeping Dogs Lie.

Never touch the tail of a lion whether dead or alive. .

All I'm telling you is that I'm ready 4 anything. . .peace or total war!
I reply a kiss with 10 kisses and a bullet with 10 goddamn bullets.

Dani, bear me witness!

Idowu u don start again?

Why u too like trouble?

When d time comes now, you go disappear go call V3 for FRIEND GISTIN HOSTEL.

You no like this calm for dis place?

Anyway, i neva get talk till you try that thing wey u wan try.

You know how many pages d last beef took.

But I promise you a long war this time if you start am!

Idowu u don start again?

Why u too like trouble?

When d time comes now, you go disappear go call V3 for FRIEND GISTIN HOSTEL.

You no like this calm for dis place?

Anyway, i neva get talk till you try that thing wey u wan try.

You know how many pages d last beef took.

But I promise you a long war this time if you start am!

No way

do you think she likes starting beef?

studio, CAN YOU IMAGINE?

sutoboy:
so na sin say i dey miss you now?

why u come dey miss am?
you be gaay?

flexy, why u no dey take ya tablets again?

Shekarau
see as you come dey sweat 4 ya forehead wia u dey toast yinka

distinkt@:
Lwkm@jpot.yhu ehn,mrnin mrnin bruv

**yawns**
morning bro
but. . .errmmm. . . shout ma name small small na. . .kidnappers full here ooo

eghost247:
fool turn of your email notifications then Yawns" JackPot hang loose

wia is ya sense of humour?
dem don thief am?

shakara4u:
lol, ain't playin man

yinkalinks only, @ least as far as NL is concerened

plural of yinkalink
as in many yinka & yinkalink 4 nl.
or shaq, u don dey shark kai-kai k-k again?

^^who cares?
Aboki cattle rearer, carry ur cows clear commot 4 gov'ment road jor.
I go jam ur goods ooo

eghost247:
Sighs yawns next

na because of dis ya nansence reply i gat an e-mail?
Mmmttcheeeeeew

**pisses on e-ghost**

next tym u try am, i go fart inside ya mauf. . .

Cute Rachael Always Zig-zags You

V I X E N

Hamid exposed! Lol

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=post;topic=405739.64;num_replies=84

LAWYER: on the morning of July 25th did you walk from the farmhouse down the footpath to the cowshed?

WITNESS: i did

LAWYER: and as a result you passed within a few yards of the duck pond?

WITNESS: i did

LAWYER: and did you observe anything?

WITNESS: i did (witness remains silent)

LAWYER: well, could you tell the court what you saw?

WITNESS: i saw Hamid.O

LAWYER: you saw Hamid.O, the defendant in this case?

WITNESS: yes

LAWYER: can you tell the court what Hamid.O was doing?

WITNESS: yes (witness remains silent)

LAWYER: well, would you kindly do so?

WITNESS: he had his thing stuck into one of the ducks

LAWYER: his "thing"?

WITNESS: you know. . .his thing. . .his di. . .i mean his prick

LAWYER: you passed close by the duck pond, the light was good, you were sober, you have good eyesight and you saw this clearly?

WITNESS: yes

LAWYER: did you say anything to him?

WITNESS: of course i did

LAWYER: what did you say to him?

WITNESS: morning, Hamid!

studio, na praise be dat?

distinkt@:
Haha,tank yhu "inglishi massa".oya punctu8 4 me na.wadup jor

me fine jor.
errmm. .bros, you follow shark & co dey pursue woman bumpa2bumpa 4 dis place thread?
**no offeince**

Hamid O:
@El which one now?? Me fight Jackpot, gawd forbid o. Person wey no well before; make dem come say na my slap make am deaf and dumb sote na only quote him sabi. The guy dey dream sef, if him win jackpot he go marry all the ladies for this section, which dream fit big pass that one. You better wake am up.

bros easy na ,  . .must i carry umbrella b4 speakin to you . . .na rain dey fall?
you be snake?
See how u spit everywhere 4 dis hotel spa.
[i]i think say those weather forecast guys don lie. . .
i no know say na u sef. . .mtchew

Idowuogbo:
Jacket potato I knew u wud love it in here see as u dey jump up And dOwn my swimming pool remembering d good oLd days u dey bath for stream

lol. .but dey neva born u then?
how u come know na?
u read am 4 wikipedia. . .lol

^^wia dis keke man come from?
Abeg clear commot 4 BRT lane jor b4 i jam u enta gutter

^^wia dis keke man come from?
Abeg clear commot 4 BRT lane jor b4 i jam u enta gutter