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Jokes Etc › Re: Can You Imagine! by jackpot(f): 12:55pm On Mar 22, 2011

It's time to open an "Insult" thread.
Nerves don dey run high shocked

Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 12:46pm On Mar 22, 2011

yinka, wait 4 am small, she go ~~toilet~~ bush
grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Bashys Wedding by jackpot(f): 12:43pm On Mar 22, 2011

**farts**

Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 12:28pm On Mar 22, 2011

Dani, na you land dat keke 2011 model ~~wit 12 passenger seat~~ wey park 4 ~~hotel~~ spa car park huh

Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 12:16pm On Mar 22, 2011

Lol

Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 12:08pm On Mar 22, 2011

Yes! I'm soooo fine? wink

are you a [color=deepblue]Chelsea[/color] fan? huh

Jokes Etc › Re: This Kain Court by jackpot(f): 11:55am On Mar 22, 2011

^{coughs lightly}
shekarau, court dey on strike? huh

Give us more jokes mehn shocked

Jokes Etc › Re: Rude Gurl by jackpot(f): 11:50am On Mar 22, 2011

His browser is opera mini. .it double-posts sumtymz

Forum Games › Re: Start The Sentence With The Last Word (pidgin Version) by jackpot(f): 10:49am On Mar 22, 2011

wetin be dis? huh

mtchew

Forum Games › Re: Make A Sentence From 5 Letters **reloaded** by jackpot(f): 10:43am On Mar 22, 2011

Walking Inside Valleys Exploring Sedimentary~~-rocks~~

B R O N X

Forum Games › Re: Make A Sentence From 5 Letters **reloaded** by jackpot(f): 10:38am On Mar 22, 2011

TLore:
Word Salad Up To Eleven

you are maad! tongue

Forum Games › Re: Continue the story ... by jackpot(f): 10:33am On Mar 22, 2011

. . .Ghadafi steps down and give over power to. . ."
Einstein picks up the tv remote and offs the tv
As he was about to change his pyjamas, he heard the knocks on the door and voice of a pretty young lady calling "sweets, are you inside? Do you care if i come in"
Still in his pyjamas, he. . .

Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 10:13am On Mar 22, 2011

^^Yes!
~~cos u just provided an answer!~~ grin

[color=deepblue]if i take you out, will you dry my pockets?[/color] huh

Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 10:00am On Mar 22, 2011

Element G:
y be say anytime i come, every1 go don close. i no dey ever lucky

na we tell u make u go find job as a night watchman huh

mtchew. . . ;(

Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 9:49am On Mar 22, 2011

dhensity:
strolls in,(all eyes on me.set of scary eyes)which one i do una.

dis one wey u wear only singlet and boxers enta dis ~~hotel~~ spa,
wetin we go do for u? grin

who you find come?
Is it ~~madam idow. .~~ d spa owner huh

Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 9:47am On Mar 22, 2011

sledge406:
Who dis one dey speak English for?
You better comot for hia before I call on the MODS that you're derailing my thread with all these English.

BTW, your varieties are truly divine and rare else how often do we see flat chested and flat yanshed ladies?

holy moses! shocked

sledge and lysaa, wetin na? shocked

Jokes Etc › Re: Relaxation spot! (change your frowns to smiles & laughters) by jackpot(f): 9:35am On Mar 22, 2011

sledge406:
Who dis one dey speak English for?
You better comot for hia before I call on the MODS that you're derailing my thread with all these English.

BTW, your varieties are truly divine and rare else how often do we see flat chested and flat yanshed ladies?

holy moses!

Jokes Etc › Re: Rude Gurl by jackpot(f): 8:26am On Mar 22, 2011

shakara4u:
baby waz jst kiddin, u no is me n u or no luv on this section for my yinka

chai! see threat. . .
Bros, u be boko haram huh

Jokes Etc › Re: This Kain Court by jackpot(f): 8:21am On Mar 22, 2011

Shekarau, how far? tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 8:17am On Mar 22, 2011

chi-baby:
jackpot get a grip naw geeiz! U dnt hve to reply errting uno
Let the thread flow plss leaving behind differences
Longtym. Come with me to room 55 for our Hottt oil treatment

~~boss lady~~, Chi-baby
[color=009999]left me hand for my boxers jor! tongue

you wan rapiist[i]ess[/i] me[/color] huh

Forum Games › Re: 3words Per Post: Part 3 by jackpot(f): 7:44am On Mar 22, 2011

deneut:
you sound happy

Jokes Etc › Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by jackpot(f): 6:22am On Mar 22, 2011

You know dat indestructible black box that is used in aeroplanes? Why don't they make d whole plane out of dat stuff? grin

Why are they called apartments when they are stucked together? grin

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? grin

;

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? grin

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? grin

If flying is so safe, why do they call airport 'the terminal'

grin

Jokes Etc › Re: World's Greatest Blunders by jackpot(f): 5:05am On Mar 22, 2011

^u sef go fear fear grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 4:59am On Mar 22, 2011

jackpot:
Let's have fun~
I'll start.

can you dance?

Jokes Etc › Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 4:53am On Mar 22, 2011

jackpot:
Answer the question above you with a "Yes" or "No"

Leave a question for the next person to attempt

Jokes Etc › Re: Rude Gurl by jackpot(f): 4:42am On Mar 22, 2011

i guess in dis thread, every gurl is meant to be rude

@shekarau

try harder!!! tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No by jackpot(f): 4:35am On Mar 22, 2011

jackpot:
no
this thread is old and can be locked anytim.

can we start another thread?

Jokes Etc › Re: If You Are The Creator of The Poster Above You by jackpot(f): 4:27am On Mar 22, 2011

Efemena_xy:
^^ Weirdo

Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 4:10am On Mar 22, 2011

i dey pity 4 u guyz askin 4 massage. . .
una no like d tranquilised tranquility wey dey here abi?
Lol grin

[i] dis one wey 2 super-mods and a junior mod v3 dey surveillance dis thread for Indecency- actors
tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 7:08pm On Mar 21, 2011

Efe
it's nat only me ooo.
nland is clashin wit opera mini. I'm on bolt now grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 6:39pm On Mar 21, 2011

Studio CFR:
she wan shave her pubic hair'
and please o i go like to handle that one lol

Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 5:15pm On Mar 21, 2011

dani cursed my phone!
gods appeased temporarily cos i'm at cafe now,

make

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