₦airaland Forum

Rilwayne001:
2k for drinks and flexing wth friends is not too much

seseannie:
Tnx 4 all ur responses I spoke with him n he said he left a friend in his house n went to eat n that must have been when the condoms were used. He said he knew nothing abt the condoms. he. Has been swearing n begging me to believe him. To be candid I don't really know. What to believe

Airforce1:
Happy birthday nosa

Blackett:
Rubbish.

The whole write up is rued by so many inconsistencies. Starting with monikers, which is obviously restricted to the online world, and translating and relating it with points from the offline world. That is pure discombobulation. Monikers count as nothing in the real world. Strange monikers on nairaland increase curiosity and make people want to know the crazy person behind it. Ask Sexkillz.

And what's that crap about ladies and money? Abeg, I don't have time to start dissecting this piece of junk. One day, I'll have time to set these 10 point crap stuff, straight.

mustaphagreens:
banned by 'sexkillz' 4 going around a BARN in AGRICULTURE section. Ban expires when victim(mustaphagreens) finally loses appetite 4 pple's YAMS. Dafuq is sexkillz insinuating?

prettythicksme:
oh ok

seangy4konji:
So how do we console those who got bleeped decades ago and are now our mothers?co workers?sisters?friends?

Shit happens so move on...

Ne person go knack person...Monkey no go knack person...The day goat enter house say i want to knack you then wahala don happen so wether bricklayer,lecturer,plumber

Toto was made for knacking and even the less privileged always happen to get the privileged toto pass...

Crap.

prettythicksme:
thumb up dear#i like nothing but thy truth!

vizkiz:
please where can I get white chicks in Nigeria?

Jaymima:
Cute kids. Lalastic Where is their father?

englishmart:
it stinks like hell....

Wisdytech:
By Eyo Nse, (CEO Brainnews Ng),

According to my research for many years now, i had discovered that sunday morning normally starts with temptation if not properly treated.
Some ladies are too intelligent to noticed their trickish life in them, but if you use your number six (your brain) you gonna be the winner.

Below points will tell you some of the tricks they(Women) uses to win the men's heart for collection on sundays.

1. PLEASE, SPLIT THIS MONEY FOR ME: This is really popular among the ladies nowadays, maturily done by our sisters, and other female relatives. They tend to bring this so you consider giving them an offering for the day, they really select who to do this to because not everyone will like to listen to them. So kind people may fall for this.

2. CAN I JOIN YOU IN YOUR CAR?: Yes, so trickish in nature i may say, so you may have time to ask them, do you have an offering for today's service, relatives normally does this and sometimes, neighbours does it too, but rarely.

3. TODAY I WILL BE SITTING IN THE CHURCH WITH YOU: Hmmmm! Women there is God ooooo. Imagine trying to be closer to me on a Lord's day cos of offering? This interaction may end in:
Man: Why are you late today?
Woman: Yes ooo, i had no transport that is the reason.
Man: Oh God! Dnt tell me you do not have offering too?
Woman: How did you even know?
Man: Its ok! I will give you some money. Lol! For your mind you don see Mugu?

4. PRAY FOR ME, COS I WON'T COME TODAY: With this they (women) expect a positive response from the men, like, why won't you come? Are you sick? What is wrong with you? Etc. But in reality they need offering money for service that day. This is mainly done by neigbours and distance friends.

5. I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT GOD SAYS YOU SHOULD BLESS ME WITH AN OFFERING: Sorry to use this word, Foolish men normally faces this issue, they (Women) tends to use their head just to get what they want not forgeting that it is the Lords day(Holy day) they are in. So wise, or may i call it intelligent men may not fall for this.

http://brainnewsng.com/ways-women-ask-for-offering-indirectly-on-a-sunday-morning/


ADD YOURS!

camelus:
Pls Why will Buhari come first?

englishmart:
you don pass this level... Grow up

bsolo1:
Postponement of the election is good for our democracy ? ?

Drunkards in the UK.

They must be saTANists to the core.









Anyway, it doesnt stop us from GMB-GENERALLY MARCH BUHARI to aso rock.

and GEJ-GENERALLY EVICT JONATHAN from aso rock.