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attendance signing for church ke?

In abbreviation, she won MISS KONJI

I pity the lady this guy will hoodwink with ''No Sex Before Marriage'' in the near future

Mynd44:
*unfollows*

thats quite obnoxious! Must we know? Smh!!

Selfie craze.

Iamsynord:
We have to be careful of Cossy.. She might be used to give the General another deadly Apple.

you mean those huge ones on her chest?

Dahjhi:
Don't mind.. The female version is as complicated as females themselves.. An educator informed us """this thing is too messy when I tried it'"" And the fear of the material going inside in the heat of the action self... The lady have to hold the cap to prevent such.. Talkless of the price.....
Men Version Rocks Abeg

too much stress. When my hand is supposed to be deployed on other missions!

marieolae:
Nine years later..fast forward

when you're still bathing outside na.ked!

Why I go wear condom and my mr macho go also wear condom? We dey generate energy ni?

Kachisbarbie: Lols.
E go make sense

at my age, I don't even know how to use the thing sef.

I don't even wanna learn sef. Imagine make person go insert something wey no go gree comot when time reach? MBA! I no sabi that kain rough play!

The Federal Government should step in and subsidize it then

I pray that untimely death is not our portion. Click LIKE to claim this prayer for you and your loved ones.

AyokunleRuth:
ya funny. happy sunday

same to you.

Wondering if you're the little girl. Heard her name is Ruth

Imagine you are in charge of a movie audition and Cossy Orjiakor breezes in exposing those massive boobies!

EroticAngelina:
Nawa o! Jx 4get abt her abeg! I dislyk gals who av side guys. She wan get married, bt she no want rltnshp Senseless.

no be you dey claim holiness the other day? Chineke meeee!

bright007:
I laugh sotey I nearly fall from banana tree...



this is a five star joke









jackpot.....carry go

thanks sister! Hold something oooo to avoid crashin.

AyokunleRuth:
hmmmm look who is telling someone to be civil.

well if you really care to know am not mad, huh?

adjust dat ur head wey be like caterpillar tyre, make I see beta people.

If her punnani is as wide as the Suez Canal!

Caracta:
Pride? Seriously?

I'll gladly refund her if she wants it back. What am I fueling? Adults shouldn't behave like children.

from which source? Your own pocket or d donations made for DJ?

You exhude too much pride.


BTW, Busybody2, you're really a busy-body. Mgbeke!

Mynd44:
We really should.

Honestly Mynd, i thought you're really cool. Seems ur red button is not hard to press.

Those badmouthing TEHN should stop please. Volunteer work isn't easy.

AyokunleRuth:
not dat.
it's because its not funny

hey Ruth, be civil. Are you madt?

AyokunleRuth:
not dat.
it's because its not funny

hey Ruth, be civil. Are you madt?

Front Page worthy

@ceoeva, lalasticlala, Seun, Mynd44, Ishilove

AyokunleRuth:
so funny that i forgot to laugh

maybe you haven't got teeth!

LAUGH WITH ME

[b]A plane was about to crash and there were only four parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile there were five passengers in it .The first passenger was Cristiano Ronaldo and he said: I'm the best footballer, I cant die now". So he took one parachute and jumped out of the plane. The second passenger was Aliko Dangote and he said "I'm the richest man in Africa and I'm too young to die". So he took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane. The third passenger was General Buhari and. he said: " I'm the person with the highest integrity in Nigeria and I'm about to win presidency so I can't die now, my people still need me". So he took one and jumped out of the plane.Then the remaining two passengers left were Pope Francis and a little school girl.The Pope said to the little girl "take the last parachute, I'll sacrifice my life for you".The little girl replied "No need for that. There are two parachutes left".The Pope asked "How come?" The little girl replied; "General Buhari took my school bag!"[/b]

LAUGH WITH ME

[b]A plane was about to crash and there were only four parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile there were five passengers in it .The first passenger was Cristiano Ronaldo and he said: I'm the best footballer, I cant die now". So he took one parachute and jumped out of the plane. The second passenger was Aliko Dangote and he said "I'm the richest man in Africa and I'm too young to die". So he took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane. The third passenger was General Buhari and he said: " I'm the person with the highest integrity in Nigeria and I'm about to win presidency so I can't die now, my people still need me". So he took one and jumped out of the plane.Then the remaining two passengers left were Pope Francis and a little school girl.The Pope said to the little girl "take the last parachute, I'll sacrifice my life for you". The little girl replied "No need for that. There are two parachutes left". The Pope asked "How come?" The little girl replied; "General
Buhari took my school bag!" [/b]

A plane was about to crash and there were only four parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile there were five passengers in it .The first passenger was Cristiano Ronaldo and he said: I'm the best footballer, I cant die now". So he took one parachute and jumped out of the plane. The second passenger was Aliko Dangote and he said "I'm the richest man in Africa and I'm too young to die". So he took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane. The third passenger was General Buhari and. he said: " I'm the person with the highest integrity in Nigeria and I'm about to win presidency so I can't die now, my people still need me". So he took one and jumped out of the plane.Then the remaining two passengers left were Pope Francis and a little school girl.The Pope said to the little girl "take the last parachute, I'll sacrifice my life for you".The little girl replied "No need for that. There are two parachutes left".The Pope asked "How come?" The little girl replied; "General Buhari took my school bag!"

Congratulations, anthoniaz. You really fought for this, guess it's the jinx of first love that kept you going. Most would've given up. Bravo!

Has he seen this thread?

Sijo01:
All this Man/Women of God nor wan hear o
I just finished listening to a tape by Pastor Mrs. Funke A. were she urged her congregation (married ones) to satisfy themselves sexually.......She encouraged the Men to endeavor to suck their wives bobie :owell.........she talk plenty.....abeg make I stop here

someone is being biased

If I were the Pastor husband, I will ask her for a BJ that night and hold her by her words!