₦airaland Forum

DankemzI:
So touching
Lesson learnt never sleep when travelling

had it been that he's awake, maybe the shock of the collision might have killed him?

glimpse33:

Lalasticlala is that a crime? Leave the man make him enjoy joor



It might interest you to know that I onced peeped on a guy

eeer. . .let's say that you took a glimpse!

INTROVERT:
The respondent, a doctor, said after their marriage, he discovered that three minutes after making love to her, he got a knock on his head.
“Not only did I get a knock, whenever I had the intention of sleeping with her, I would discover rashes on my manhood or my manhood would be twisted. At times, I would not get Attention or my sperm ceases.


WHEN YOU THINK YOU HAVE SEEN OR HEARD IT ALL.

Madam FTC

This counter thread, I believe, is fake. Probably, a damage limitation by an ECOBANK staff. Enough said!!!

adamshuaib:
First Page tinzz

its SS not SC
Its AA or AS or SS
Noo SC, it doesn't exist
SS can only be given birth by AS + AS soo both ur parents had to be AS to get u

There is SC genotype

Leem4:
i kno i should expect any scenario, but i have an elder brother who is AA, and a younger sis, who is AS.
Is dere no scientific prove regarding dis.

Then, the only possibility that takes care of all cases is
MUM= AS
DAD= AC

same thing nearly happened to me during my own interview. I was lucky that the exercise was ceremonial. I escaped with a strongly-worded warning. Pheeew!

I smell LIES

Bros, which other advise do you need? You no dey watch Nigerian movies?

Hi. Please, does Sheffield Hallam University offer M.Sc in Mathematics?

donphilopus:
This man should just keep shut lest thunder fires him. He 'dashed' out the Deputy Senate Presidency slot to PDP and he's here blabbing. The respect I used to have for Saraki and Dino Melaye has just diminished. I love the way Ndume was treated. He never knew Saraki had met with PDP Senators to offer them the 'Deputy Presidential' slot. He thought he had played fast on his fellow APC Senators to emerge the Deputy to Saraki. He may have dumped Saraki by now since his 'supposed' slot was freely given to Ekwerimadu and Saraki is in for a long thing.

The PDP Senators should know that they were the greatest losers yesterday. Out of the 57 Senators that were present at the hallowed chamber of the Senate during the 'sham' Election, only 8 of them were APC Senators. If a PDP Senator had moved a motion to nominate a fellow PDP Senator (say David Mark), he would have won the contest hands down and Saraki would have felt betrayed by now (which would have gladdened my heart). Saraki betrayed their trust in him when he defected to APC, he also betrayed APC's trust when he shunned the meeting convened by the President at the ICC and went to the floor of the Senate, they (PDP) should have also betrayed him by electing a PDP man as Senate President. I would have preferred it that way. PDP goofed!

it's not that easy. They would have caused commotion and suspended the process. PDP needs those stubborn APC senators present for the credibility of the election.

400billionman:
A man phuck his wife, they produce an elephant.

hmmmm. Will u keep quiet there, you skinny arsse liar!

ogaofficer:
I will continue to post this on behalf of that dude called barcanista he
is a genius his mind is a masterpiece he has a
brain which is divided into left and right. in
the left part nothing is right nd in the right
part nothing is left. For him to think that our
pres elect wont suceed when he take over.

classic pun.

Hi seniors

Please, I am a novice in this. How do I look up graduate schools and their requirements in Canada?

adeekiti:
The ones wey she don do never satisfy am, she sef be another , at her age she should av forget sex

will u keep quiet there before i expose ur real age! *no offence*

BushidoBlue:
Number 1 is called ball gnasher

Number 2 is called Rat feeder

Number 3 is called . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ?

BushidoBlue:
Number 1 is called ball gnasher

Number 2 is called Rat feeder

Number 3 is called . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ?

recommended punishment 3. LIKE!!!

recommended punishment 2. LIKE!!

recommended punishment 1. LIKE!

creepy!

ify84:
I have always imagine sex... Now I
am married last week, finding no joy in it because d place is virtually closed... Every time she is shouting... My penis then goes weak... Paining me... Hav not even release...
though blood has come out but penetration still near zero

Na so e de be... I b 'mugu' for d tin, she be was a Virgin....

Any tips from you....

two of you are no longer virgins, whether you penetrate near zero or fully.

iyatrustee:
See them all looking umkepmt like thieves! Oh! i forget that they are thieves


so they cannot even use 500 inside their loot to have a clean cut?

It could be because they're hiding from law enforcements agents. When an arrest warrant/ransom is placed on your head, even that favourite barber of yours can snitch on you!

lewd!

Wedon:
She was already interfering when she took your husband's call and listend to just his own side of the story. So she was on the phone with him all through and heard him beating you up? was she the one advising him to do that

True you have a bond with your husband, but you have neglected to realize that she has an even greater bond with him . . . that of a mother and child. Only truly unique MIL's will choose their DIL's over their sons. And that can only happen when she is very sure you are the best thing that happened to her son.

You, on the other hand, (for reasons I still can't understand) have refused to protect your own mother. Why on earth does your husband 'not like' your mother? And you allowed that to fester Do you support his resentment towards your own mother?

I know people with money tend to be over-bearing, but c'mon, this is your own mother.

If your in-laws cannot trust your own children with your own mother, then something is definitely wrong. And your husband gave you a head injury and his mother still didn't care

Lady you are in for more troubles than you even realize. SMH!

blunt facts staring in your face, nickibarb.

onyi4edu:
I am yet to understand why drug dealings carry death penalty. What about other capital punishments? What will killing them amount to? If one says it will warn others from trailing that path then the aim Is defeated because a lot of people are still taking that path; people that don't fear death. They rather die than remain poor

But humans self why can't we learn through other people's experiences



My dear I don't wish that even for my worst enemy.
Anyway I don't have enemies

well, it seems that their argument is hinged on the fact that 33 bleeping Indos die everyday due to drug-related health hazards.

The Propaganda Parrot is gone. He was at his best during the aftermath of June12 election annulment. Even Abiola that declared himself winner and threatened to take over power had to withdraw into his shell due to Chukwumerije's propaganda.

Miscellaneous:
use [ 9 - 3] instead.... u know how bracket works

Thanks but no thanks

[11]+[13]+[6]=30

note: if you turn 9 upside down, you'll get 6.

bobcharly:
jackpot!!!!!

Yes?

BuddahMonk:
Congrats Emeka Idimogu, the Lagos governor in the making, a journey of thousand mile begins with a single footstep.

If this happens, APC will certainly kick big time.