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Jokes EtcRe: 2012 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year by jackpot(f): 7:29pm On Dec 10, 2012
bright007: coughs out loud
sexcie lady, how you dey?

It's time to party again!
Jokes EtcRe: 2012 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year by jackpot(f): 7:25pm On Dec 10, 2012
slimchi2k2: dani1luv
joke section goes down everyday and it still goin down and down,dis's jock section,u dnt have to tak many things serious,pls forget about this bann of a thing Nominate BIN G I think dat guy deserve it,we need people dat make here lively,VICKY left more than one month,LARRIDE his leavin,BIN G quit, he feel like there's no truth here,not only them are leavin(pls DANILLUV how do u want here to be?)pls pls pls do something about this
forget it. You are just bent on distorting facts!

Rules are rules and must not be compromised. If he's leaving, then he's a kid. Fact! Soldier go, soldier come barrack dey!

Absolute rubbish!

How can we forget ban? Are you kidding me?

If you remove ban, then this section would be a free-for-all! It would be "commit atrocities as you like"

if you remove ban, guess what'll happen next year? Everybody banned will seek to be nominated based on the fact that you waived it last year.

If you want to give bin special award, buy him a preseent, ask him for his address and DHL it to him. He can then hang the award inside his Ghanaian cubicle! tongue

or better still create koboland.com/jokes and award him anything you like!

Important decisions are not taken out of pity!

rabbishhhhhhhhh! Na today?
angry
Jokes EtcRe: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by jackpot(f): 3:00pm On Dec 10, 2012
nice thread!

Vicky, update pls! cool
Jokes EtcRe: 2012 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year by jackpot(f): 2:47pm On Dec 10, 2012
~vicky~:
thanks jackpot but you see am not really interested cheesy
come on dear! You didn't make yourself a star. God made you! You can run but you can't hide.

Cheers!
Jokes EtcRe: 2012 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year by jackpot(f): 11:08am On Dec 10, 2012
~vicky~:
lmao!! cheesy cheesy
you see that one of the reasons I left joke section
them no they appreciate person's effort
vicky dear, I already mentioned your name in page 3 or so. Them wan confuse everybody say na only bin and bun deserve the award. I tell them say lae lae.

Seriously, you deserve a shot at this title. How I wish it's two or more nominations per user. sad
Jokes EtcRe: 2012 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year by jackpot(f): 11:03am On Dec 10, 2012
Viewing this topic: ~vicky~

~vicky~ you deserve nomination for this award jor. You were phenomenal this year.

Nominate yourself for a start cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: 2012 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year by jackpot(f): 10:48am On Dec 10, 2012
sincerely, the era of the so-called new boys in town is something else.

Suspicious usernames are springing up on daily basis (all in the name of expanding PROJAN vs NPJC membership) and the "new boys" feel it's nobody's business and their "inalienable rights" if they have multiple ID's. No serious measure is being taken to curtail this.

we have Bin gbagbo, New Bin, Mr Akpors, BINGBAGBO1, BUSHY-ANUS, BIGVAJINA, SMALLVAJINA, troydbos, bunmioguns, SirJay95Jay, dr bin, prof bin

[size=14pt]Now I ask, why should one log in with another ID when that person is not banned? On what basis actually?[/size]
Jokes EtcRe: 2012 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year by jackpot(f): 10:28am On Dec 10, 2012
SirJay95Jay: Bunmioguns
Sir, it's amazing, i must say, that you have only 8 posts!

Amazing!
Jokes EtcRe: Boy Is The Biggest Fool by jackpot(f): 10:18am On Dec 10, 2012
hmmmm
CelebritiesRe: *~Ijebabe Voted Celebrity Section Poster of 2012*~ Congratulations by jackpot(f): 10:07am On Dec 10, 2012
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Music/RadioRe: = Lets Have Your Complaints And Suggestions Here = by jackpot(f): 9:55am On Dec 10, 2012
my complaint is this:

[size=16pt]why is there no Music Poster of the Year Award this year?[/size]
huh
Jokes EtcRe: Bestest Joke Of The Year by jackpot(f): 9:40am On Dec 10, 2012
PretiEbony: y u dey take paracetamol for anoda person's headache nau
Ebony dear, wat is paracetamol? huh

That word is long and sounds suspect. undecided

Is it a new swear-word?
huh shocked
Jokes EtcRe: 2012 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year by jackpot(f): 7:42am On Dec 10, 2012
okay Dani, on a lighter note, I need your 2go pin! grin

Add me on 2go so that I'll get preferential treatment too.

Cheers! smiley
Jokes EtcRe: 2012 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year by jackpot(f): 7:38am On Dec 10, 2012
Valiantvaliant: Hold on a minute. When they were talking Bin and Bunmi i kept quiet. But now you mention this MR AKPORS and EL GUAPO?? If nobody will admit it then fine, i will .I HAVE DONE FAR MORE WORK THAN THESE TWO ON THIS SECTION. Now somebody should nominate me before i open another account and nominate myself since it is CLEARLY allowed.
this is what I am trying to fight and instead of hornyyy spinsters like booqee and iduwo appreciating it, they resort to calling it bitching.

How I wish Dani would take a ruthless stand on this issue. How I wish. sad
Jokes EtcRe: 2012 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year by jackpot(f): 7:26am On Dec 10, 2012
booqee: I always knew jackpot and chykman were the same person. Mtcheww...
okay, I concur

jackpot=bright007=chykman=mukina2=elguapo=seun=ben10.

Wetin pesin no go see for this nairaland this monday morning? Eh? angry

*adjusts my golden wrist watch and hisses*
Jokes EtcRe: 2012 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year by jackpot(f): 7:19am On Dec 10, 2012
mukina2: Jackpot please allow the mod to do his job.
he need to be told the truth once in a while. Like CHYKMAN said, it's called "passionate defence of one's opinion. . ."
I edited your post please stop posting in huge fonts . smiley
cool cool cool
Jokes EtcRe: Bestest Joke Of The Year by jackpot(f): 10:27pm On Dec 09, 2012
PretiEbony: Copy n paste!!!
cast the first stone if you ain't guilty! tongue
Jokes EtcRe: i am back to jokes section for good. . ..credits to slimchi2k2 by jackpot(f): 9:59pm On Dec 09, 2012
muki said she banned you at least 4 times

dani said you were banned more than 3 times

Haba, only you?

we are not even counting warnings. The rule says even 2 warnings can disqualify somebody. I hope you know that?

Honestly, I wouldn't like you to leave but you must not cheat to win. The rule must be followed. That's the hard truth. You were not the first to be DISQUALIFIED, neither will you be the last. It's a tradition that has been ongoing since. That's the more reason why you should avoid being banned.

You don't have to be compensated with a title you don't merit.

I will miss you if you leave.





your colleague in Jokes
Jackpot
Jokes EtcRe: i am back to jokes section for good. . ..credits to slimchi2k2 by jackpot(f): 9:47pm On Dec 09, 2012
muki said she banned you at least 4 times

dani said you were banned more than 3 times

Haba, only you?

we are not even counting warnings. The rule says even 2 warnings can disqualify somebody. I hope you know that?

Honestly, I wouldn't like you to leave but you must not cheat to win. The rule must be followed. That's the hard truth. You were not the first to be DISQUALIFIED, neither will you be the last. It's a tradition that has been ongoing since. That's the more reason why you should avoid being banned.

You don't have to be compensated with a title you don't merit.

I will miss you if you leave.





your colleague in Jokes
Jackpot
Jokes EtcRe: Worst Poster Of The Year...(most Dissappointing Poster Of The Year) by jackpot(f): 9:32pm On Dec 09, 2012
PretiEbony: Annbabyhot!!! angry angry angry so so DISAPPOINTING. I wonder wat type of planet she came 4rm.
Ebony darling, i guess you nominated Annbabyhot because she snatched your would-be Nairaland husband? Don't lie! tongue
Jokes EtcRe: 2012 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year by jackpot(f): 9:15pm On Dec 09, 2012
dani1luv: Current Standing
1. Bunmioguns - 5 nominations
2. El Guapo - 3 nominations
3. MR.AKPORS - 1 nomination

* troydbos nomination wont count because bunmioguns owns that account.
dani, you were on my neck last year because after campaigning far and wide, you were surprised how my nomination soared up. You accused me of nominating myself with other accounts and put me through series of tests. You threatened to ban and disqualify me if it turns out to be true. At last, Mukina confirmed that I didn't cheat.

This year now, bunmioguns cheated and because he is your friend on 2go, you refused to at least disqualify him(I didn't say you should ban him). That is double standards!!!.

Bunmioguns must be disqualified for cheating. Thank you!
Bin Gbagbo has been disqualified. He has been banned over three times this year!

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Bunmi must be disqualified for cheating too. Till then, I'll say you are biased! Dani, you threatened to disqualify me because of this last year. Have you forgotten so soon? OMG!!!
Jokes EtcRe: 2012 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year by jackpot(f): 9:03pm On Dec 09, 2012
dani1luv: Jackpot, would you please let me be?
what exactly are you insinuating here?

Something must be wrong with you, I tell ya.

So if you act wrongly and biasedly and a sane mind exposes you, then it must be jackpot? Rubbish!
angry
Jokes EtcRe: 2012 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year by jackpot(f): 8:30am On Dec 09, 2012
nominated by the 2011 Jokes Poster of the Year and a Chelsea fan! grin
jackpot: Since BIN is disqualified because he has been banned more than 6 times this year

Bunmioguns is disqualified since he was warned and banned, more than once. He even logged in to nominate himself with another username "Troydbos". What a CHEAT!


I nominate "the special one", albeit "the only one" EL GUAPO.

Dude has got what it takes to restore the glory of this section. I can imagine how his Victory Thread will be like
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nominated by the 2010 Jokes Poster of the Year
Efemena_xy: Okay, in that case, I nominate El Guapo.

At least, he's got some real talent.
grin
nominated by a Jokes Section Activist and a Real Madrid fan! cool grin
CHYKMAN: El Guapo for sure.. Mr Akpors, nice bangz..buh me no gbadun any Akpors joke for one day.. Buh I seen wah El can do.. I nominate El Guapo..
@Mukina2.. Not Bad.. Not Bad At All..
Jokes EtcRe: 2012 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year by jackpot(f): 8:24am On Dec 09, 2012
Dani, any attempt by you to play background politics and manoeuvre the whole nomination process would be met with resistance by sane minds. The rule of law must prevail.

It hasn't been done anywhere. No section have tried it. What's the essence of avoiding ban again?

Sometimes the way you handle issues on here makes me marvel at your level of bias and personal vendetta against those who you despise. This was exactly the same issue you fought me with last year.

Jokes Poster of the Year is not your private property and you can't dash it to whoever you like. It is our decision to make.

Anybody that is disqualified, stands disqualified. Some rules are not meant to be broken. Jokes Section should not be a testing ground for autocracy, dictatorship and Machiavellian politics.
Jokes EtcRe: 2012 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year by jackpot(f): 7:51pm On Dec 08, 2012
more
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Na El Guapo - Abi Ur Apollo no dey Gree U See? angry[/color]

God bless the day this dude is born. He is a star. It will certainly take David(Mr Akpors) more than a catapult and a pebble to floor this Goliath(El Guapo)! cool cool grin

Stay tuned, loved ones!
Jokes EtcRe: Worst Poster Of The Year...(most Dissappointing Poster Of The Year) by jackpot(f): 7:44pm On Dec 08, 2012
bin sweery, believe me, I share your pains. But, the rule must be followed, regardless.

In case you need a shoulder to lean on and sob, call me. I'm in the kitchen.

**zooms off to kitchen**
Jokes EtcRe: Worst Poster Of The Year...(most Dissappointing Poster Of The Year) by jackpot(f): 7:32pm On Dec 08, 2012
bin gbagbo: direct voting starts now. ..no time for nomination,

i vote jackpot grin that dog is so daft and mad grin grin

vote ya own grin grin


vote BG here. .. . https://www.nairaland.com/1120006/2012-official-jokes-section-poster grin grin
stop deceiving yourself sweery. You already got disqualified by being banned at least 4 times this year.

Even bribing and sending Dani Ghanaian recharge cards won't save you.

2013 is another year. Don't cry!
Jokes EtcRe: 2012 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year by jackpot(f): 7:20pm On Dec 08, 2012
more from El
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Not Fine -- Victor go Villa impregnate One Smelly thing Like that, tell me make i no broker the news to Efemena and others. Am telling u this cos u're the only one to stop what he's into cry

With Ur Size and Bulky nature, u'll just walk straight into Our House, Pick Up the Smelly Village Gurl and Shove this Words Down her Brain ----- ''AM VICTOR'S SUGAR-MUMMY''
grin grin[/color]
dude is Nigerian's Mr Beans! grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: 2012 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year by jackpot(f): 7:17pm On Dec 08, 2012
check out some of El Guapo's posts:

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]This is News! Learn how to Use my Cørk? Definitely Laughable.

Even the Slightest Daft lying on the Bed and allowing the Monster to go head up then Mrs b1tch riding on it Like Santa Visiting Jackonsville wouldn't be a bad Start! [/color]
dude has inate talents! Guess his popsy was cracking jokes while bangering his momma prior to his conception! grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: 2012 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year by jackpot(f): 7:09pm On Dec 08, 2012
Xymc...:
Hmmmm,since clearly BG has been banned this year,i go for Bunmioguns,i nominate Bunmioguns. . . . Culd someone summarize these 5 pages of the thread for me cause it's too tiring,i skipped to the last page after viewing the 2nd
I'll help you, mate.

Bin gbagbo disqualified from contesting having been banned atleast 4 times.

Bunmioguns caught cheating after he secretly logged on with his other username "troydbos" to nominate himself. Dude got busted by jackpot. He is currently awaiting disqualification. So his nominations may not count after all.


The man of the moment, El Guapo is cruising on top of the roster with 3 nominations.

Another contestant is Mr Akpors with 1 nomination.

Cheers! cool
Jokes EtcRe: 2012 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year by jackpot(f): 6:46pm On Dec 08, 2012
CHYKMAN: El Guapo for sure.. Mr Akpors, nice bangz..buh me no gbadun any Akpors joke for one day.. Buh I seen wah El can do.. I nominate El Guapo..
El is da man for sure. It will certainly take a lot by Mr Akpors to floor him. Dude has been consistent and almost won it last year: was First Runner-Up
@Mukina2.. Not Bad.. Not Bad At All..
I am telling you. That lady is the only mod that got my respect on here. Without her, I would have lost confidence in Jokes Section a long time ago. If only our leaders would be like her, favoritism would have been a thing of the past.

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