₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,325,113 members, 8,420,426 topics. Date: Thursday, 04 June 2026 at 07:16 PM

Toggle theme

Jackpot's Posts

Nairaland ForumJackpot's ProfileJackpot's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 (of 174 pages)

Jokes EtcRe: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f):
^All is fair in love and war, baby! El's reply wasn't a surprise cos he came second. Check what the Super-Mod said.

Well, if your intention is to turn me against Super El , you know my reply? EPIC FAIL!

El Guapo himself nominated me last year for the award. You can check it.

El Guapo haven't yabbed me more than I yabbed him, yet he kept his cool. I respect him cos he plays his game cool. He is way funnier than you that ain't even funny.

Comparing El with you is like comparing Messi and Sani Kaita.

El G is a nice guy unlike you that is a CHEAT!

If you ain't so, why log in with another username to nominate yourself.


BUNMI, stop talking to me cos you ain't even funny! angry

I am even afraid you'll even pick-pocket me if I stand near you. angry sad

Your cheating stinks like a granny's armpit!
tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No Reloaded! by jackpot(f): 12:03am On Dec 12, 2012
PretiEbony: Gerrout! go throw ya party alone angry angry


Come oo, Jackpot, is this your name really affecting you? angry
yes na.Our username affects our personality.

If your username "pretty-ebony" doesn't depict you, then you must be the opposite of "pretty" in real life. tongue wink

You get my drift? undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Akpos The Pastor by jackpot(f): 10:34pm On Dec 11, 2012
PretiEbony: angry angry angry
sweery, whas da matter? huh undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No Reloaded! by jackpot(f): 10:29pm On Dec 11, 2012
^
yes cousin!

Time to take over nairaland, NUTS!!!

Should we look for a thread to throw a party?
wink
Nairaland GeneralRe: Which Poster Would You Like To Meet? And What Would You Ask Him/her? by jackpot(f): 8:38pm On Dec 11, 2012
chelseabmw: Longtime mr jackpot......... R u now a woman?
the (f) na film trick wink

it's really been long, mate. smiley cool

howdy?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Which Poster Would You Like To Meet? And What Would You Ask Him/her? by jackpot(f): 8:29pm On Dec 11, 2012
simdam500: Idowuogbo!!! She is such a funny being
that 40 years old NCE graduate selling cyber tickets in cafe?


I'll rather go to a circus than meet that cyber tout!
angry
Jokes EtcRe: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 8:23pm On Dec 11, 2012
impossicant.

I can never imitate that cheat that wants to win by all costs.

The most annoying thing is that he's not even funny!
angry
Jokes EtcRe: Bestest Joke Of The Year by jackpot(f): 8:18pm On Dec 11, 2012
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Some dont have an idea that u're a Talented Bouncer grin[/color]
shhh! It's meant to be a secret, you know grin wink
Jokes EtcRe: 2012 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year by jackpot(f): 6:18pm On Dec 11, 2012
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Somebody Pray For Mikuz -- Everything he does E Be Like Sae Juju Dey Worry am grin grin[/color]



[color=#0066ff]I never Saw this Coming -- Not Even in my Deepest Wet Dream! shocked[/color]
LWKMD!!! grin grin

You and ya crazy lyrics sef
cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Which Poster Would You Like To Meet? And What Would You Ask Him/her? by jackpot(f): 3:58pm On Dec 11, 2012
[color=indigo]bright007

ogugua88

chelseabmw

Mr. .Cork

mukina2

El Guapo[/color]
Jokes EtcRe: 2012 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year by jackpot(f): 3:41pm On Dec 11, 2012
bunmioguns: dis shows hw dumb u are, everybody are aware dt i meant Moderator. .. . . zulu
bunmi dear, am sorry to tell you this:

you are not funny an inch! tongue

The only funny thing about you is the goatee beards on your profile pix. Makes you look like a professional shoe-shinner! tongue

*no offence*
Jokes EtcRe: Akpos The Pastor by jackpot(f): 3:33pm On Dec 11, 2012
bunmioguns: Mogulo my frd.... Hw u dey nw... . . When dem released u frm dt assylum nw.. I knw u dont appreciate my jokes before bt u are more matured than dis confused mofo called Yackpot
kiss my clit~ tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Akpos The Pastor by jackpot(f): 1:12pm On Dec 11, 2012
sees the "yoke" and starts crying >'( embarassed
Computer MarketRe: I Need A Used And Working Laptop Urgently! by jackpot(f): 1:05pm On Dec 11, 2012
eduson77: i have use one in usa..250bux
sharrap, you thief!
Jokes EtcRe: 2012 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year by jackpot(f): 12:50pm On Dec 11, 2012
bunmioguns: Allow Dani to perform his duties as a mode
bunmioguns: Let him allow d mode here to perform his duties
[size=32pt]shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked[/size]
Jokes EtcRe: 2012 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year by jackpot(f): 11:34am On Dec 11, 2012
CHYKMAN: Treasures are meant to be appreciated by all and sundry.. I love your treasure and would love to pay homage..



*bows low*
lol, lover bwoy! wink
Jokes EtcRe: 2012 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year by jackpot(f): 11:21am On Dec 11, 2012
next in the list is a beauty queen by name: PretiEbony

she's the female version of Ajibel. Always looking for how to criticize a thread. grin

but she's consistent at that.

Another strong point of hers is that she no get follow-follow mentality unlike those pathetic bin gbagbo arsse-kissers threatening to leave because of a mere award!

She's unique in her own rights!

Ladies and gentlemen, give it up to Ebony!


*applauses*
cool cool
Jokes EtcRe: i am back to jokes section for good. . ..credits to slimchi2k2 by jackpot(f): 6:25am On Dec 11, 2012
Bro, join Bolton Wanderers F.C. then grin
PoliticsRe: Politics Section Poster Of The Year 2012 - Katz, Gbawe & Naptu are finalists by jackpot(f): 12:58am On Dec 11, 2012
^I disagree, boyfriend.

This is a sectional award so bans in other sections shouldn't count.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Official Nairaland/General Section Poster Of The Year 2012 by jackpot(f): 12:08am On Dec 11, 2012
I nominate the one and only CYBER Mgbeke



Lasinoh/Callotti/Blazay
Jokes EtcRe: i am back to jokes section for good. . ..credits to slimchi2k2 by jackpot(f): 11:23pm On Dec 10, 2012
bin gbagbo: THANKS SLIMCHI2K2 for the concern,. .. i have sent you a PM, please check it. .. goodbye cheesy
[size=14pt]Send him a new PM and include your address so that he will post an award to you. Hang it on your wall and make yourself happy!

Seriously, you are a big cheat for having multiple usernames and an award-winning number of bannings per year!





















Domesticated pig!!!
[/size] tongue
Jokes EtcRe: 2012 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year by jackpot(f): 11:12pm On Dec 10, 2012
^
[size=14pt]That reminds me of how some crazy fella shouted "Release Barnabas" instead of Jesus Christ.

no be today wey pesin start to dey support cheats!

Cheers!
[/size]
Jokes EtcRe: 2012 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year by jackpot(f): 10:56pm On Dec 10, 2012
next in the list is a beauty queen by name: PretiEbony

she's the female version of Ajibel. Always looking for how to criticize a thread. grin

but she's consistent at that.

Another strong point of hers is that she no get follow-follow mentality unlike those pathetic bin gbagbo arsse-kissers threatening to leave because of a mere award!

She's unique in her own rights!

Ladies and gentlemen, give it up to Ebony!


*applauses*
cool cool
Jokes EtcRe: 2012 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year by jackpot(f): 10:07pm On Dec 10, 2012
okay guys, othe users worthy of mention in this year Poster of the Year Award is


booqee: she really really contributed to Jokes section this year and also possesses a unique personae on here. A no-nonsense lady, I tell ya!

bright007: one of the founding mothers of the current set of Jokers. She does her own thing. A Professor of Engrrish, a wonderful lady and a Jokes galactico(if you know what I mean). Her thread (Yes or No) is not yet stickied but has reached 37 pages. That's stuff!
Jokes EtcRe: 2012 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year by jackpot(f): 9:41pm On Dec 10, 2012
bunmioguns: FYI, I did nt nominate myself, ppl actually nominated me, u gat prob wit dt. . .u can kiss my arze or go to d nearest transformer nd jst give it a warm hug.... for you think u can claim dis title twice, then u are still on d long thing. .......


Please note, no matter hw hard u try, u can nvr nd will nvr defeat me here, i will nvr quite dis section all because of ur childish attitude cool cool cool

There's only one hard truth.

You logged off Bunmioguns and logged back in as Troydbos just to nominate yourself.

Evidence below:

troydbos: I nominate bunmioguns.
That is called what? It's called CHEATING!

You are obviously sad cos I busted your arse!

You can't cheat to win here. NEVER!

Besides you don't have any right to log in with another id when your current username is not banned. It's against the forum rules.

I will give anything to restore sanity to this section. Thank you!
Jokes EtcRe: 2012 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year by jackpot(f): 9:28pm On Dec 10, 2012
CHYKMAN: *passes over my Oxford dictionary*

The dico don tear finish but words to describe am full inside.. I'm solidly behind you, literally speaking.. #NoGayThings
Sure, my guy.

That cipher is just frivolous and cantankerous. She can join your opponent just to despise you. And she feels she got swaggs without knowing grammatized and learned gents like us don't tolerate bullshits!

We say no to truth benders.
Jokes EtcRe: i am back to jokes section for good. . ..credits to slimchi2k2 by jackpot(f): 8:23pm On Dec 10, 2012
slimchi2k2: i'm short of words, BIN bro come down is ok it not up-to dat,pls come back let us have fun together,if there's anything winner we get i will personnal give it to u + 2
check ur mail i we send u pm now
[size=24pt]PATHETIC![/size]
Jokes EtcRe: 2012 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year by jackpot(f): 8:12pm On Dec 10, 2012
keep nominating, people
Jokes EtcRe: 2012 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year by jackpot(f): 8:10pm On Dec 10, 2012
CHYKMAN: Lmao.. Yeah right.. My inceptive acquaintance with your online veil depicts where you're skinning an activist for promoting a genuine certainty. Like hell, you'll make a better mod my honey black nyassh!
Abeg, make I see road jawe.. Self-Exalting Cipher
Holy Moses! Can I borrow your dictionary, pls?

Neva mind that cipher(don't even know the meaning) grin

That gal na confirm amebo. If she can juss convert her online hours to looking for a man, she would have been lucky! I heard she'll be 39 next week and still single! tongue grin
Jokes EtcRe: 2012 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year by jackpot(f): 7:53pm On Dec 10, 2012
slimchi2k2: dani1luv
joke section goes down everyday and it still goin down and down,dis's jock section,u dnt have to tak many things serious,pls forget about this bann of a thing Nominate BIN G I think dat guy deserve it,we need people dat make here lively,VICKY left more than one month,LARRIDE his leavin,BIN G quit, he feel like there's no truth here,not only them are leavin(pls DANILLUV how do u want here to be?)pls pls pls do something about this
Jokes EtcRe: 2012 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year by jackpot(f): 7:37pm On Dec 10, 2012
Xymc...:
Hahahaha busted. . .
bro, neva mind them.
Somebody was disqualified and he threatened to leave. Childish, if you ask me.

The other one was caught cheating, and he kept accusing me of exposing him infront of the super-mod.

If all kept quiet and you say the truth, some accesories to the crime will leave the main issue at hand and start accusing you of whining.

Just like Busta Rhymes, I'll keep busting cheaters!
Ok i officially nominate myself cool cool cool cool,if i'm not permitted to nominate myself then i nominate Valiantvaliant
good luck, boyfriend! wink

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 (of 174 pages)