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J12: Hmmm. . Ijebabe

Hmmm. . Laila Ikeji

Efemena_xy:

I no go patronize dis ur joint again.

You & 007 dey do me Ojoro

me? That's unpossible

**touches the tip of my finger on the ground and points it towards the sky**

i swaaaaar! If i am lying eh, may mosquito bite me tonight

Truckpusher: I ordered for fresh bre/ast milk and alomo bitters and. ThIs useless bushy cat anus is blocking my order...

go sock your backyard goat neeples~

braest milk na braest milk

bin gbagbo: lunatick!!

His Royal Gayness!

Sophizzy: Awwwww, can't believe my peeps are still here after all this time. . .

I greet una oh! Uncle bartender, I hope say u don start ur Christmas bonanza cos na free food I come chop. ;-)

i be aunty jorrh

you no see

on my profile?

lucenzo: I speak a little igbo. I was born and brought up in benin by igbo parents. The only one I speak is otu, otu ocha, ikpu, amu, thunder gba gbo gi....... I‘m still trying to speak my enugu igbo.

**does sign of the cross**

olawalebabs: After reading this post, i remember a saying . 'don't argue with a fool, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience'.

*sobs*


which section do you moderate again, sweery?



*remembers it's education section and sobs even more*

booqee: #gbam!

shattap over dia, you balloon-chested hornyyy midget!

Efemena_xy: Dani, so much noise here. Who are the finalists here?

Abi una never decide yet?

olawalebabs: let the actual voting start. I suggest trouble maker should also be ban through out the period of voting.

seriously, you deserve the award for the most silly lawless mod. Keep your silly unnoticed & biased opinion to yourself.

You call yourself a mod but you don't know the rules. Somewhere on the NL rules, it is written: Passionate defence of one's opinion is no trouble-making though. You surprised?

seriously, i don't need to argue with a jambite mod. Go back to your useless section and mod it the way you like. You will never survive here cos you don't know the rules.

This is Jokes Section, a terrain better than that cow-dung you moderate. You can kiss our joking arsses

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]I Vote Mrs Efemena [/color]

LMAO!

this dude is seriously funny!




*voting hasn't started though*

Efemena_xy: Na wa o!

Bar man you still dey do biz? Even for this dry market?

Oya come give me my usual: Devil on Horseback 'n a shot of Bloody Mary

Oh, & don't forget to vote for your sister here o! https://www.nairaland.com/1131064/official-literature-writing-section-poster/1



** Where is 007? It has tey-tey **

Rapmoney: Introducing maself(clears throat): Adiboronti Phoscophomio Chronohontolongos Tsiba in the house!!!
Make dem give me 3 plates of Chelsea London Dry Gin, 2 bottles of Isi-ewu pepper soup and 1 stick of White London

bros eh, pardon me to abbreviate this ya name as APCT.

welcome oo. Hope you'll enjoy here. Siddon make I arrange your menu.

*serves him 1 stick of White London with lighter. .* #puff#


APCT dear, we even get Chesea Gin in takeaways and canned Isi-ewu sef~

A trial will convince you!

Lagusta: Meeeehn, I have really missed all the action!!!

This is the main reason why I am also leaving jokes section, cos it supposed to be renamed "junk" section...

Jackpot, why are u behaving like my 4yr old niece?? Why are u making a fo.ol out of yourself? Why can't you just nominate and get lost...

You attacked BG and bunmi, yet you didn't even sit down and notice that you didn't have any nomination.... This reminds me of a doctor having HIV and treating a patient with AIDS...

Bros, grow up plss, or go back to 2go, nairaland is for mature minds only, not for jobless brats...

I'm sure you'll reply this post, but don't think I'll reply back, cos talking to you may make me lose votes in the education section.... COME TO THINK OF IT.... YOU REALLY NEED AN EDUCATION!!!

Bunmi don't worry, I got your back, nottin do u at all at all!!!

Efemena_xy: Na wa o!

Jackpot I see you're really on a mission here. Abeg sorry for them small naw!

that guy's morale to cheat pisses me off!

What's most annoying is that he ain't even funny!

Logging in to nominate himself with another ID? That's gross disregard for the laid-down election ethics and looks "desperatious".

Seriously if Bunmi was a Brazilian, his name would have been CHEATINHO!

I feel like strangling him with my bare legs for cheating.

Efemena_xy: @Jackie and Araregem, thanks for the vote of confidence...much appreciated.

bunmioguns:

I will quite dis section @ d required time

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