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Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 12:27pm On Mar 02, 2013

shakara4u: complain....?

advice.....?

remark....?

besides while haven't seun made you a mod after all these years self?

now that's a complaint?

ayam actually tempted to like this particular comment, but because El na my paddi, I won't cheesy

Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by jackpot(f): 12:25pm On Mar 02, 2013

PretiEbony: Yeah...

Do you have a problem with yours?

no

sweery, that your 11 years-long boyfriend neva propose to you? huh

Jokes Etc › Re: Jokesmania by jackpot(f): 7:14pm On Feb 14, 2013

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]U dont need a Handkerchief

**Hands him his snuff Rag**

Here! Wipe those tears and share ya BreakUp with Us [/color]

you and who? My dear, this your thread abi needle is deserted that I can hear the echo of my voice tongue

**sees the agama lizard bulging every second inside his trousers shocked

and takes to my heels for fear of being molested** grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(op): 6:46pm On Feb 14, 2013

[quote author=Efemena_xy]Yeah, but on second thoughts, it obvious the addresser is addressing El and Jackie...

Make una carry dey go jare, nothing do una grin

[/quote]but Efe dear, you mean El? El Guapo? The kid that blocked my way the other day, trying to toast me? What annoyed me was the fact that he wore bathroom slippers that fateful day angry

Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(op): 12:51pm On Feb 14, 2013

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Imagine tis Skanky Carrot coming to Blow away my Romantic Moves!

Only Lawd knows the kinda deal u Rats fumigators, Coffin sellers, Undertakers and Sugar mummies Companies brokered with the Barman here! [/color]

stop forming jor. I knew you saved those phone numbers from that guy/robot's post. Don't lie! tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: Jokesmania by jackpot(f): 12:46pm On Feb 14, 2013

^

sees the ~~joke~~ post above me and starts sobbing embarassed

Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(op): 1:04pm On Feb 10, 2013

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at the first thought, someone might think this guy/robot is addressing El Guapo and Efemena grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(op): 9:53pm On Feb 08, 2013

i feel like sueing them to court for trespassing grin

Sports › Re: Mali Vs Ghana - AFCON 2013 3rd Place (3 - 1) On 9th February 2013 by jackpot(f): 11:16pm On Feb 06, 2013

up the eagles of mali.

Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(op): 10:51pm On Feb 06, 2013

[quote author=Efemena_xy]Lol!

Where Jackie sef? grin

[/quote]*raises hand up and shouts*

Present auntieeeee cheesy

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso - AFCON 2013 Final (1 - 0) - On 10th February 2013 by jackpot(f): 10:50pm On Feb 06, 2013

Nigeria all the way!

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso - AFCON 2013 Final (1 - 0) - On 10th February 2013 by jackpot(f): 10:44pm On Feb 06, 2013*

Mikel/Moses = Player of the Tournament

Emenike = Highest Goal Scorer (Golden Boot Winner)

Enyeama = Goal Keeper of the Tournament

Super Eagles = Team of the Year

Stephen Keshi= Coach of the Year

LIKE this comment if you believe so wink

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Sports › Re: Ivory Coast Vs Nigeria - AFCON 2013 - (1 - 2) - On 3rd February 2013 by jackpot(f): 5:57pm On Feb 03, 2013

If you believe in Super Eagles and that they will lift this trophy, LIKE this post to shame bad belle SE critics wink

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Christianity Etc › Re: Predictions For The First Quarter Of 2013 by jackpot(f): 12:33am On Jan 31, 2013

If you think acidtalk is a pathological liar, click >>>LIKE<<<

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Jokes Etc › Re: Jokesmania by jackpot(f): 9:03pm On Jan 29, 2013

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]No Probz Bruv -- Got ya Back[/color]

hope you got vaselines? to avoid blisters for his yaaaaaaansh tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(op): 10:06pm On Jan 28, 2013

[quote author=Efemena_xy]Omo, you go fear business moves! grin

[/quote]I almost slapped the guy sad

Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(op): 9:47pm On Jan 26, 2013

Christianity Etc › Re: Predictions For The First Quarter Of 2013 by jackpot(f): 5:24pm On Jan 20, 2013

*subscribing for Nigerian's AFCON predictions*

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Music/Radio › Re: = Lets Have Your Complaints And Suggestions Here = by jackpot(f): 5:10pm On Jan 20, 2013

^
you and who, sweery?

Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(op): 1:53pm On Jan 05, 2013

jokingmary: working on it

hmmmm

Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(op): 6:14pm On Jan 04, 2013

[quote author=Efemena_xy]Lol! Maybe he feels this place needs some music?

Besides, you too dey quick vex sef...

Now can you do something to relieve my boredom pls? It's way too early to have a drink... grin

Bikonu, nor put words for my mouth jare grin

[size=16pt]But Jackie, I've gotta ask you this: Do you guys really not get along (i.e you 'n madam ID), or is it just for show? cool

[/color][/size][/quote]hehehe. All of the above, my lady kiss

anytime i see her (idowuogbo) username i juss imagine a sexy gorilla with hairy butts and human face(the one on her profile pix) putting on pink bikinis grin

Education › Re: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by jackpot(f): 6:02pm On Jan 04, 2013

solomon111: I dread statistics.
That is one area of mathematics,i have not mastered.
As far as am concerned,statisticians are the real mathematicians.

R U B B I S H ! ! ! angry

Education › Re: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by jackpot(f): 10:48am On Jan 04, 2013

solomon111: I dread statistics.
That is one area of mathematics,i have not mastered.
As far as am concerned,statisticians are the real mathematicians.

Education › Re: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by jackpot(f): 10:35am On Jan 04, 2013

solomon111: I dread statistics.
That is one area of mathematics,i have not mastered.
As far as am concerned,statisticians are the real mathematicians.

R U B B I S H ! ! ! angry

Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(op): 10:09am On Jan 03, 2013

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oga, we no dey buy. Na by force? undecided

Mtcheeew

Celebrities › Re: *~Ijebabe Voted Celebrity Section Poster of 2012*~ Congratulations by jackpot(f): 10:00am On Jan 03, 2013

ijebabe: Eh we don hear

you sef know na wink

Romance › Re: Reasons Why Some Spinsters Might Not Get Men To Marry Them by jackpot(f): 9:13am On Jan 02, 2013

[quote author=acidosis™]hey... grin

what nw...am confused..

leave me and my girl abeg[/quote]will you keep quiet there, you punny hunter! tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(op): 8:21am On Jan 02, 2013

jokingmary: our jokers are missimg

thank God they are only missimg and not the other one tongue

happy new year, Miss jokingMary! cool

Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(op): 8:15am On Jan 02, 2013

[quote author=Efemena_xy](Sigh)

I'm soooooooooooooooo bored!! undecided

Jackpot do / say something to relieve this bordom...anything at all...

Who knows, maybe a fight between you and Idowu might just be the tonic I need to snap out of it grin

[/quote]**prances up and down with clenched fists like a boxer**

where dat cyber-squirrel Baldosky sef? Nobody should hold me oh. Where dat girl run go hide? angry

Jokes Etc › Re: New Year Yoke! by jackpot(f): 8:02am On Jan 02, 2013

bin gbagbo: thank you sister

shattap over dia, you Gay Santa Claus! angry

i don't know why you juss decided to be a celebrity beefer. Bush fowl! angry

@OP
this is the best joke since 2013 grin

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