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Jokes EtcRe: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 12:27pm On Mar 02, 2013
shakara4u: complain....?

advice.....?

remark....?


besides while haven't seun made you a mod after all these years self?

now that's a complaint?
ayam actually tempted to like this particular comment, but because El na my paddi, I won't cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No Reloaded! by jackpot(f): 12:25pm On Mar 02, 2013
PretiEbony: Yeah...


Do you have a problem with yours?
no

sweery, that your 11 years-long boyfriend neva propose to you?
huh shocked tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Jokesmania by jackpot(f): 7:14pm On Feb 14, 2013
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]U dont need a Handkerchief

**Hands him his snuff Rag**

Here! Wipe those tears and share ya BreakUp with Us
cheesy[/color]
you and who? My dear, this your thread abi needle is deserted that I can hear the echo of my voice tongue


**sees the agama lizard bulging every second inside his trousers shocked shocked and takes to my heels for fear of being molested**
grin
Jokes EtcRe: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(op): 6:46pm On Feb 14, 2013
Efemena_xy: Yeah, but on second thoughts, it obvious the addresser is addressing El and Jackie...

Make una carry dey go jare, nothing do una grin
but Efe dear, you mean El? El Guapo? The kid that blocked my way the other day, trying to toast me? What annoyed me was the fact that he wore bathroom slippers that fateful day angry
Jokes EtcRe: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(op): 12:51pm On Feb 14, 2013
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Imagine tis Skanky Carrot coming to Blow away my Romantic Moves!

Only Lawd knows the kinda deal u Rats fumigators, Coffin sellers, Undertakers and Sugar mummies Companies brokered with the Barman here! undecided
[/color]
stop forming jor. I knew you saved those phone numbers from that guy/robot's post. Don't lie! tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Jokesmania by jackpot(f): 12:46pm On Feb 14, 2013
^

sees the joke post above me and starts sobbing embarassed
Jokes EtcRe: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(op): 1:04pm On Feb 10, 2013
Hotline88: LOVEZONE Call AGENT RANDY on 08131638118 for 'RICH' SUGAR_MUMMY/SUGAR_DADDY/SEX-MATE/GAY/LIFE PARTNER & LESBIAN. Office open between 7am to 9pm . _Note_ no private calls, no flashing and connection fee is #3,400..
at the first thought, someone might think this guy/robot is addressing El Guapo and Efemena grin grin grin tongue tongue tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(op): 9:53pm On Feb 08, 2013
i feel like sueing them to court for trespassing grin
SportsRe: Mali Vs Ghana - AFCON 2013 3rd Place (3 - 1) On 9th February 2013 by jackpot(f): 11:16pm On Feb 06, 2013
up the eagles of mali.
Jokes EtcRe: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(op): 10:51pm On Feb 06, 2013
Efemena_xy: Lol!

Where Jackie sef? grin
*raises hand up and shouts*

Present auntieeeee
cheesy cheesy cheesy
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso - AFCON 2013 Final (1 - 0) - On 10th February 2013 by jackpot(f): 10:50pm On Feb 06, 2013
Nigeria all the way!
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso - AFCON 2013 Final (1 - 0) - On 10th February 2013 by jackpot(f):
Mikel/Moses = Player of the Tournament

Emenike = Highest Goal Scorer (Golden Boot Winner)

Enyeama = Goal Keeper of the Tournament

Super Eagles = Team of the Year

Stephen Keshi= Coach of the Year



LIKE this comment if you believe so
wink
SportsRe: Ivory Coast Vs Nigeria - AFCON 2013 - (1 - 2) - On 3rd February 2013 by jackpot(f): 5:57pm On Feb 03, 2013
If you believe in Super Eagles and that they will lift this trophy, LIKE this post to shame bad belle SE critics wink
Christianity EtcRe: Predictions For The First Quarter Of 2013 by jackpot(f): 12:33am On Jan 31, 2013
If you think acidtalk is a pathological liar, click >>>LIKE<<< smiley
Jokes EtcRe: Jokesmania by jackpot(f): 9:03pm On Jan 29, 2013
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]No Probz Bruv -- Got ya Back[/color]
hope you got vaselines? to avoid blisters for his yaaaaaaansh tongue tongue grin
Jokes EtcRe: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(op): 10:06pm On Jan 28, 2013
Efemena_xy: Omo, you go fear business moves! grin grin
I almost slapped the guy sad
Jokes EtcRe: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(op): 9:47pm On Jan 26, 2013
^

angry angry
Christianity EtcRe: Predictions For The First Quarter Of 2013 by jackpot(f): 5:24pm On Jan 20, 2013
*subscribing for Nigerian's AFCON predictions*
Music/RadioRe: = Lets Have Your Complaints And Suggestions Here = by jackpot(f): 5:10pm On Jan 20, 2013
^
you and who, sweery?
Jokes EtcRe: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(op): 1:53pm On Jan 05, 2013
jokingmary: working on it
hmmmm undecided undecided undecided cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(op): 6:14pm On Jan 04, 2013
Efemena_xy: Lol! Maybe he feels this place needs some music?

Besides, you too dey quick vex sef...

Now can you do something to relieve my boredom pls? It's way too early to have a drink... grin grin



Bikonu, nor put words for my mouth jare grin grin

[size=16pt]But Jackie, I've gotta ask you this: Do you guys really not get along (i.e you 'n madam ID), or is it just for show? cool[/color][/size]
hehehe. All of the above, my lady kiss

anytime i see her (idowuogbo) username i juss imagine a sexy gorilla with hairy butts and human face(the one on her profile pix) putting on pink bikinis grin grin grin
EducationRe: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by jackpot(f): 6:02pm On Jan 04, 2013
solomon111: I dread statistics.
That is one area of mathematics,i have not mastered.
As far as am concerned,statisticians are the real mathematicians.
R U B B I S H ! ! ! angry angryo
EducationRe: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by jackpot(f): 10:48am On Jan 04, 2013
solomon111: I dread statistics.
That is one area of mathematics,i have not mastered.
As far as am concerned,statisticians are the real mathematicians.
EducationRe: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by jackpot(f): 10:35am On Jan 04, 2013
solomon111: I dread statistics.
That is one area of mathematics,i have not mastered.
As far as am concerned,statisticians are the real mathematicians.
R U B B I S H ! ! ! angry angryo
Jokes EtcRe: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(op): 10:09am On Jan 03, 2013
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More Tracks:



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oga, we no dey buy. Na by force? undecided cheesy

Mtcheeew angry sad
CelebritiesRe: *~Ijebabe Voted Celebrity Section Poster of 2012*~ Congratulations by jackpot(f): 10:00am On Jan 03, 2013
ijebabe: Eh we don hear tongue
you sef know na wink cheesy
RomanceRe: Reasons Why Some Spinsters Might Not Get Men To Marry Them by jackpot(f): 9:13am On Jan 02, 2013
acidosis™:
hey... grin what nw...am confused..

leave me and my girl abeg
will you keep quiet there, you punny hunter! tongue angry
Jokes EtcRe: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(op): 8:21am On Jan 02, 2013
jokingmary: our jokers are missimg sad
thank God they are only missimg and not the other one tongue tongue tongue grin grin grin



happy new year, Miss jokingMary!
cool cool cool cheesy smiley
Jokes EtcRe: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(op): 8:15am On Jan 02, 2013
Efemena_xy: (Sigh)

I'm soooooooooooooooo bored!! undecided lipsrsealed

Jackpot do / say something to relieve this bordom...anything at all...

Who knows, maybe a fight between you and Idowu might just be the tonic I need to snap out of it grin
**prances up and down with clenched fists like a boxer**

where dat cyber-squirrel Baldosky sef? Nobody should hold me oh. Where dat girl run go hide? angry
Jokes EtcRe: New Year Yoke! by jackpot(f): 8:02am On Jan 02, 2013
bin gbagbo: thank you sister
shattap over dia, you Gay Santa Claus! angry

i don't know why you juss decided to be a celebrity beefer. Bush fowl! angry angry angry






@OP
this is the best joke since 2013 grin cheesy cheesy

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