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HateU2:
It depends on jow u package urself. Maybe u dress too flashy, dey will think you are rich and ofcourse, guys live fakes lives here in lag

Very fake I swear! It's good u ain't scared to say it as it is, unlike some ladies here looking for approval from e-boyfriends.

Thank you dear, better pikin

pucelle:
Jadekitana am a fan


seriously this is true and hilarious

ebubemicky:
Guys hustle hard I mean real hard. If a woman feed u bros u are finished

That's an igbo man with sense talking!

donbenedict:
well not until u grow up! And act like a lady.. I hardly see grown up girls creating worthless threads like this here in nairaland. I'm not in anyway castigating you, i"m only advising u as a brother, I knw the truth hurts, buh u gotta handle it anyways, dats if u can..


Peace.

P.s, next tym try thinking deeply before u press that create a thread button k.

Thanks but I don't need your advice

vsaintchigs:
this babe is a hypocrite.this is just like the proverbial kettle calling the pot black

donbenedict:
lol Kitana, I seriously dnt want to insult u in ur thread tho... dnt just make me begin to laff at u..

You already did, i'd advice you quit mentioning me thanks.

donbenedict:
is it so hard for u to ignore? Last time I checked, ur moniker wasn't attached to her comment? Wat makes u think u were the one she was referring to?


I smell guilty conscience here

I never knew guys are now addressed as such! Tell me do people now call men "okpo" seems i'm not current.

Teempakguy:
Well, Gold digging is originally a male profession. so this shouldn't come as a surprise.

While that is being said, Sorry about the mediocre guys you are attracting into your life. It should however give you a clue as to what kind of person you are. birds of the same feather unsurprisingly flock together.

Well since hunters have learnt to shoot without missing, birds have learnt to fly without perching

Monalisa185:
okpo

I would have ignored a dummy like you but lemme reply you as a bush uncultured lady! The thread doesn't in anyway insinuate prost.titution except u the certified okpo here! Seems you'v done okpoism your entirely life so it's so easy for you to call someone who would feed your entire household one. You can now take your okpo infested maggot brain off my thread, before you drag others into your okpoish level, bush brat.

dharay99:

long crap,
ain't readinq ur shiiit...neeexxt!

You shouldn't be here, go to sexuality page!

olihilistic:
wetin for the bashing that will come

Check my signature, I have no time for such rubbish.

I'm quite disappointed seeing the way guys in lagos behave these days! This thread is based on stories i'v heard from friends and my experience as well.

Recently a friend in access bank borrowed her boyfriend 800k to start a business but got the shocking news that her boyfriend of 3years has eloped to UK without a trace.

As a pretty tall lady I get to have a lot of these guys as "toasters" even though i'm not always interested but I always have one or 2 things to add to my smartness. These are the questions an average lagos guy ask these days:

1) where do you live? Island or mainland
Once they hear lekki, oniru, ajah the next question is "do u live alone" if the answer is no, you would instantly see the disappointment but if it's yes, the next question is "when am I visiting, hope u cook well, is it a flat or self-con, I would sleep over o......... you can imagine!

2) where do you work? If they hear kpmg,gtb,acceSs, chevron etc instantly they become available for dating! They discharge any side chick to avoid complications as they wouldn't have to spend a dime on you.

If they hear: sorry i'm an applicant or a company that pays 40k e go be later for that babe

3) Do u have a car? Dude seriously? U wanna be driving my car? I buy fuel with my hard earned money while you park yours and you think i'm gonna release my keys to you to tour round lagos? Have a re-think.

4) what's your net worth? How much do you have in your account? How much do they pay you! Trust me they have other ways to check. I once dated a guy who called his cousin in my company to confirm how much I earn. Next thing he started complaining about low funds,how he needed to get a house bla bla bla. I kicked his ass to the curbs!

5) what do your parents do? Are they retired? Does your dad have companies? How many are you guys? Are u the first daughter(to know if u entitled to properties) how many cars do they have? Does your dad play gulf? Is he a member of polo club? no be only polo club na palmwine drinkers club e dey, rubbish!

Have you been out of the country before?? Yes dude i'v been to Somalia, that's abroad as well

Ladies who have no experience in relationship matters or those who are blinded by love tend to talk too much and become victims of these scammers. Next thing u hear is baby we must get married this year, I must settle down with you, this is my last bus stop, u are everything I want in a woman, meeeeen u'v got class babe, and the mumu would be blushing and putting his pics on BlackBerry and instagram with #mybooforages

Fast forward 3months later, u start hearing stories like I borrowed the ediot 300k he eloped, he took my 500k and when I asked he threatened to release my nude pictures etc

So these days it's all a game,the smart ones scale through! It not just ladies who do all that,guys have now adopted this new style and a lot get away with it. So y'all should not come here weeping and wailing about ladies, guys now have a degree in gold digging although some just enrolled in the university of gold diggers, others now have masters and phd.

The lady must be a very good person to have all his family members present. #relationship goals

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Evidence1000:
Jadekitana sounds awesome. I just love the moniker and I love the way she behaves. She is the truth.

Oh thanks for the compliment

Penisinpenisout:
Whats wrong with my moniker?

It's a spoilt moniker

folksync:
kingcheezypuff - sounds like the name of a Cartoon character and I love cartoons!!!!! Besides, the personality is strong and an enigma.

Jadekitana - sexy + strong!!!!!

Folksync (folks sync) - musical!!!!!

Sinaj - hypercool!!!!!

vizkiz - the rhymes!!!!!

Now I like that, sexy and strong that's so me

namedonfinish:
wow!!!! datz pretty cool u kno...
letz start wit the fundrising committee first... I nominate the following people sir

toysne2much -m
sexkillz -m
gurgle - f
cococandy -f
twaci -f
abiri -m
royalblak007 -m
stfuareyougod -m
estharfabian -f
jadekitana - f


a ten man committee should do d magic... mind u boss, the committee will report its progress to u...

U pipo are nominating me? Kikikiki

mejai:
hmmn! why r u stubborn? she just said d struggle for NL pussi is real. yet u r blowing all dis grammar to get her.
but babe u too fine @ jadekitana

Jacksparr0w1207:
I've never heard, seen or mentioned rosemary in over a year until this night. Maybe yur mistaking me for someone else

I know you are stfuareyouGod you went to leadcity university

Jacksparr0w1207:
stop threatening. I hate being threatened/dared

What's/who's rosamary?

I don't know you tell me, because I can remember vividly you called me rosemary

Jacksparr0w1207:
really? Hmmmmmmm. You know I know but no comment anyways

could you please throw more light in this your assumption before this turns into another issue! First twas gay, next rosemary, now imposter? i'm curious.

Jacksparr0w1207:
well, good for them. I'm not bothered

Back to the topic, why did you deactivate?

Deactivate?? I don't understand! I registered 2months ago and i'm not gonna deactivate anytime soon the site is getting interesting.

Someone forgot penisinpenisout

Jacksparr0w1207:
no. That's not what I do. I just hate deceit

Btw, I was attacked so I replied. Only to be sent to jail while the idiot was let off. Unfair huh?

Lmao oh really? Maybe your choice of words didn't go well with the mods, if not why were they biased? Then again it depends on the section it happened, the mods in politics section are very wicked.

Smellymouth:
Say what??

Buhahaha oh yes it is!

GIYAZZ:
Yo! Yo!! Yo!!!

Phockphockman is the weirdest for me. Lol

But that ain't the reason I'm here. Why am I here? I'm here to announce the mixtape release of Nairaland's own Rap sensation; Navas known as Jreyez on Nairaland. He is dropping the mixtape tomorrow. This tape is a real hip-hop mix tape for real rap lovers and hip-hop heads. Its got bars, beats, delivery and everything a real rap material requires. Its coming out tomorrow. Y'all get ready to cop it!!!!

Gerarra here mehn

Jacksparr0w1207:
And what you mean by 'as usual'?

Isn't that what you always do?

Jacksparr0w1207:
Cap lode

That one is serving term in jail

You must have insulted someone as usual and got a ban

Jacksparr0w1207:
I know that crack head jadekitana will be here

Kilode go and use your other moniker, the one I know.

Smellymouth Is the most hilarious

Obafemi awolowo university has really beautiful structures! There's a building u guys call spider. The architects behind the construction of that building really did a fantastic job.