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millhouse:
you for use your tongue... For make sense die

So you lick anus? It's only someone who licks anus that would make this kinda statement.

That relationship is heading for the rocks pretty soon! How can you go through each others phone? Who does that? You wanna give yourself high BP? Ok now that you'v known each others secret how did it help? I know the numerous messages I receive everyday, I wouldn't be stupid to allow him read my phone else he's gonna die of heartache.

ItHasBegun:
you two rolling around in sheets, what does that picture look like

Huh lol your mind has travelled far, i'v never thought of that.

RoyalBlak007:
Yeah..i noticed that too...i guess i was just..

[color=#EAC319]..being naughty...You're tough!..how come uv been able to survive all those E-missiles & drones[/color]

Lmao trust me I don't even read most of them! Once the first line is insulting, I move to the next mention, it goes on and on like that till I see a tangible one that requires response.

International studies and diplomacy, english and literature, foreign language, history,french, sociology and anthropology........majority are hustlers and runs girls.

RoyalBlak007:
stop junk/processed foods...eat more protein...less carbohydrate..

[color=#EAC319]drink more water...reduce stress...more protein..[/color]

I like this new colour you'v adopted, the other pink was too bright

ItHasBegun:
Jadekitana, has he called you? I'd love to know how this unfolds

Oh yes he called as promised i'm waiting for the 5th time he'd call, so I can comfortably and stylishly tell him to work on that aspect. I'd have sounded too blunt if I did that last night!

theoptimist298:
Ur name always reminds me of mortal kombat back in the days.  I've stumbled on some of ur threads and I like that u write without spelling errors, I can't tell u enough how mixed up tenses and grammar mistakes irks me. I'm a bit rusty with pick up lines but I'd like to know u better if it's okay, hope u don't have a wall up soo high.‎

Thanks for the compliments Btw are you ready to take down the walls of Jericho? I'm a drama duchess

stuhporh:
lmaoo!!! why the constant use of the word "huge" now.

don't mind me

To think someone actually uploaded a pic of his car the struggle to get a nairaland pvssy is real

Hahahaha oh yes I learn very fast

joey150:
chai! I remember wen u where asking what is op..what is thread, what is moniker..
Am a girl not a boy..should i show you my laps to proove it..

Hahaha..just memories....i see you settled in well...bossing d romance section!

Shey I created a thread on this issue? Ok oooo make we dey look.

biotechshola:
Phyno's panties are bigger! U need to see em..

Hahaha now that's not possible at all.

Okijajuju1:
The Nigga is just mad you didnt add him to your list..



That said, you are crazy though.. And thats not always a bad thing.


Continu..

Oh yea thanks

GentleOhimai:
I will like to have you as a date for a day. I don't wear big pants and I won't take you to a strip club.

Ok

aybynature:
Not being judgemental, but from my analogy, this is probably the kinda girl that never depended on a man to buy her recharge cards and other petty material stuffs while in school...

...My point is...Jadekitana should take a cue from this and learn to be creative, innovative and most of all, independent...because if eventually you get to have female kids and u impart that mindset you have right now in them...it would be disastrous for their tomorrow...because they would also pass it down to their kids and the trend would continue...please! learn to be independent, even as a student, because it will be evident and influence your decisions in future.

Cheers!

Advice noted.

evegran:
Stop replying mentions from losers on here, silence usually kills them. Try it!

Rather focus your replies on compliments and sensible mentions.

Ofcourse, I have studied the association of losers and have adopted a very good method of not replying them, I can't stoop so low to their level.

RoyalBlak007:
[color=#FE00DE]oh my![/color]

[color=#FE0070]Now this is getting sticky.....[/color]

[color=#4EE2EC]Easy...easy....don't get too personal...[/color]

As in, this should have been avoided.

blueseacats:
Don't mind the idiot, he started with insult I have taken it from here, an ignorant ape, people park their cars and take keke to work , this ape is here acting like he knows rich people firsthand, and how they behave, the idiot does not know that cars and other toys are just a necessity and if these toys can't make you comfortable you dump them and take alternatives. Just like dumping toothbrush for chewing stick, for reasons best known the individual involved. He's retarded.

Even the very rich guys once entered danfo, the rich guys still enter buses, I really don't know when entering buses became a problem! In dubai people even have cards for boarding these buses even with their very lovely taxi cabs you still see peeps swiping their cards to enter buses. It's only in naija the poor ones are always quick to accuse others of poverty or form what they are not. I see them here everytime I just ignore them sharply cos I know poverty and hardship could lead to frustration and the only way most of them can relieve themselves of such pain is by insulting others! You need to avoid such peeps before they drag you into their mess.

blueseacats:
You are an idiot. You have no critical thinking ability, if your major mission on this forum is to chase girls around we are not on the same boat, am here to interact with people make friends and above all hook up with business minded people. Yea I might be a boy but am confident enough to toast any girl I 'm interested in , so if I was interested I will send her pm and toast her . My profile pic obviously proves that am not out to impress any fool, as what makes me authentic is embedded within my person, unlike you that thinks your ability to spot who's rich and poor makes you a ladies man who's opinion should be respected even when you are intellectually confused. You can intimidate little girls online not grown ass women. You talking about nyc like it's impossible for anyone in danfo to get there like it's heaven. Well sorry to disappoint you I have been there and proud of what learnt there at least I won't ever reason like your type again. Yea I agree that I don't look like I have been to even Togo, prove that you have seen outside Nigeria for once in your life ? If I don't prove to you that I have been to at least twice more countries than you, I will deactivate my nairaland account in shame . anonymous forum? Same goes to you, trying somehow to tell us you know how rich guys behave because you are one of them . Paragraphing ? prove you are more educated than me? I pity your wife cause you will beat her black and blue just to show who's right or wrong , you might be old but your brain obviously did not grow along with your empty body I pity your soul even more cause it's as poor as hell. Myopic nuisance.

Please calm down, no need for the E-war! Your comments made much sense and that's the most important thing! Like I said, most of us don't need to brag online because it's totally not necessary. now relax

JohnieWalker:
Don't allow dis month to pass yu without receiving sense...do I look lyk Bovi to you biatch swerve Thor

Don't allow this month pass without leaving stewpidity, you sound silly here to think you a guy, disgracing yourself like a toddler. Your mates commented without insults, others found humour in it but you chose to show how silly and myopic you are with your coconut brain or would I say alcoholic brain from your moniker making you exude empty talks without thinking, showing how uselessly useless you can be. I would leave to drag your stewpidity on here as i'm too big for e-rats like yourself. Just because you can afford 1k to subscribe with your cheap phone doesn't mean you have the right to spew thrash on social media,people like you pass through school and end up showing the public school didn't pass through you. Btw I didn't visit John Harris lib one day as your father was the Librarian who always molested ladies who come there to read. Ediot

JohnieWalker:
op y have you decided to be earthly useless and heavenly useless..y have yu decided to let common sense be far from you...chai with all the books in John Harris yu refused to pick sense

You trying to be funny but it's not funny

shulamitewoman:
really like most of ya threads...dnt knw y sum peeps see it as attention seeking..luv ya threads anyway..

Thanks

Rollar:
Jadekitana I often find myself disagreeing with your posts, which is sad because you sound somewhat intelligent.

Why do some guys wear huge deeper life pants? It's a huge turn off,What happened to sexy boxers? Nothing turns a lady on more than a neat flowery material boxers not huge shapeless pants.
Guys can't wear tight pants because unlike ladies, we have balls that would be crushed if we did. Some guys prefer briefs because of the way they 'hold' their balls. Only a homosexual would brag about wearing boxers with flowery designs. I guess you like effeminate guys.

I didn't realise breeze was making my hair disturb him. I just felt someone gently pushing my hair to the side, I thought twas one of those guys who touch women in the bus,i sharply removed my ear piece to confront him.
So you were anxious to tell a guy off for touching you. How about when it became apparent your attachment/weave-on/wig was causing a menace? Was he eager to tell you off for bothering him? From your narrative it appears you didn't even so much as apologize.

I was a bit embarrassed but surprisingly I blushed a little.
I know you Nigerian girls feel fancy when you adopt phrases from foreign movies/novels, but you should understand them first. Actually caucasians blush when they're embarrassed, so there's nothing surprising....well except for the fact that a negroid was blushing.

He stood a bit,his shirt raised a little,then I saw the "horror movie" his gigantic unsexy white/brown pant, so large and brutally ugly. I kept staring at it with disgust till he dropped.
You sound crass. I glance at the backside of ladies when they come down from buses, but to stare avidly is just razz. More often than not, when you ladies menstruate, you stain your pants with blood, which doesn't always come off. Yet you wear the panties anyway. I've seen my fair share of leaks. A lady will sit next to you in church or at a meeting, next thing you know, the whole place is stained with blood. You don't see me opening threads on the need for ladies to spare us the horror of seeing blood stained panties or bleeding all the place, do you? Sometimes the pad will fall out of your panties and you'll just keep walking away, like you didn't just notice the thick wad of cotton soaked with your blood that just splotched down

Ewwwwwwww why so much emphasis on blood and sanitary pad *pukes*

Atlantian:
There is something called paragraphing when you write. This thread was about a certain lady who met a certain guy in a Danfo in Lagos and you jumped in and discuss about NYC train and the billionaires in the train. CMS resemble NYC, abi danfo resemble train ? Seems to me you needed to tell the young lady a thing or two about what you read about NYC on the internet. Poor you!

I have told you time and again to pause your cacophonies cos your dp clearly doesnt seem like someone who has ever had a good skin scrubbing and you are here forming NYC. I am not your mate, not at all and I am not poor not even on the middle class as you posite. I am just stating the obvious. Stop forming nice guy whenever you see a beautiful girl dp, and stop talking rubbish about your mythical sojourn to NYC. I dont have to mention my fiscal pedigree on anonymous forum nor boast about my travels. This thread was about CMS danfo not NYC train, go and Bleep yourself.

Stupid boy.

I really don't feel these insults are necessary, you could always pass your messages without insults. I have friends who have lovely cars and power bikes but still enter public transport, it doesn't make them feel less of themselves! Let's not even go about talking about our worth here, most people who really have it don't usually brag at all,its best we divert attention from ourselves so take a chill pill.

theGistsonline:
honestly! "His shirt was raised a bit & I saw his white /brown gigantic pant" the op clearly has a complex issue! She seems like the below average (in beauty) kinda woman! In fact she's an eediot for coming to post this ogbanje story here! Meanwhile people are dying everywhere in Nigeria now!

Those who have complex issues are always quick to accuse others! Go read my thread about tall ladies, insult me from now till next year you will never see a pic of me cos that what u kids do here on nairaland, forcing ladies to upload their pics! You need to hit your head on zuma rock, but before you do that, grow up!!!

I wonder oooo

blueseacats:
My bad , didn't see that, ironically the richest and smartest people I have met in my life was in public transport. But I guess we Africans view life a lot more different.

tosyne2much:
*Grabs mat*


Be like say this thread go sweet

e go sweet but unfortunately my ba3 don low, make I go on gen

Adaure4ever:
How big is the pant? Is it the Bongo size? LOL

It was massive and wasn't tight

blueseacats:
Does entering danfo make one any less of a human?

Ask atlantian, he said that not me!

Atlantian:
And did you expect to meet a Puma pant wearing guy in a danfo ?

Are you saying responsible working class guys who work in marina who always enter danfo all wear dirty pants? You are funny