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Laveda:
you again, today is for pants tomorrow might be for díck size.

You've encountered almost everything that has to for with the male folks..

Na wa oh.... Okay tell them what to wear.
Mtcheeew!!!

Is that how you like preek? Who mentioned preek here now! I feel you are a hypocrite young lady.

Laveda:
you again, today is for pants tomorrow might be for díck size.

You've encountered almost everything that has to for with the male folks..

Na wa oh.... Okay tell them what to wear.
Mtcheeew!!!

Why do some guys wear huge deeper life pants? It's a huge turn off,What happened to sexy boxers? Nothing turns a lady on more than a neat flowery material boxers not huge shapeless pants.

This morning I boarded a bus to CMS with this very handsome guy,I didn't realise breeze was making my hair disturb him cos I plugged my ears. I just felt someone gently pushing my hair to the side, I thought twas one of those guys who touch women in the bus,i sharply removed my ear piece to confront him but before I could even ask I just heard a calm sweet voice "your hair was slapping my face, do u have something to tie it" I was a bit embarrassed but surprisingly I blushed a little. To be honest I have never spoken to anyone inside a bus,my ears are always plugged and the music very loud while browsing,It makes the journey short and less frustrating. I was feeling really edgy Cos of the way he was staring at my phone cos I was on nairaland,i was like hope this isn't one of those E-warriors cos i'd be disappointed,he's too handsome to be a nairaland lunatic.

I noticed he was neatly dressed from head to toe,his sneakers were totally amazing! He had this very lovely wristwatch,i took my time to view him very well with my corner eye! I noticed he was the shy type and trust me I do know how to handle the shy ones. I started a conversation,he flowed well. We talked about rock music, mile 12 saga and other small talks cos the tension was building(i could feel that from the look on his face) he didn't wanna be boring I guess. He brought out his phone and requested for my number! Normal jade would do shakara and tell you to give her yours even if she would never call, but I gave it out without blinking.

Then came the shock!! He was to alight before me,low and behold when he was about coming down cos we sat at the back,it took time for some clumsy passengers to give way so he stood a bit,his shirt raised a little,then I saw the "horror movie" his gigantic unsexy white/brown pant, so large and brutally ugly. I didn't say a word, I was highly disappointed I kept staring at it with disgust till he dropped. The smile and wave I returned was very fake, the crush vanished. He promised to call by 9pm! Trust me i'm not looking forward to any conversation as that horrible huge pant has spoilt everything. I hope y'all here don't wear such huge pants and be forming posh although I suspect a popular romancelander has lots of them in his closet

Nabour?

Are died ke? Are you a graduate? You should post this on joke section. I laughed sotay I wan faint ooooo

akinloluwao:
They are really died. what i will do to them ehn with this information, they will so died and died ten times over. thanks jare bros.

Hahahahahahaha omg

He's gay

But most tall guys have really long d.icks, i'm surprised yours is tiny! However this shouldn't be a problem at all, focus on your education and stop thinking about it. When you wanna finally date anyone,make sure she's a novice and then u must improvise during sex, have vast ideas, you could try whips and chains, intimacy gadgets, go fettish etc, that's my advice.

ghostofsparta:
Wow! This is a big wow for me. It's good to know you did o. To be earnest it gladden me to know a naija babe played MK, as I haven't really met any in my all past gaming journey. I sometimes do run the pc version of MK:Trilogy on my laptop and believe you me when I tell you I can use all the characters from the slow Sindel, fast Sonya, cunning Milleena to the most difficult three Shang-Tsung, Nightwolf and Kung-Lao. It still beats me why about 90% of their special moves, combos, fatalities and brutalities hasn't left my memory. Perhaps I spend more time on the 16bit Sega than I should back then. Anyway. . . it's only computer that can use Jade impressively but super-sluggish on a human player hence your write up is jaded with grave misperception of what a relationship should be in the first place and your point are skewed like the kitana knife itself. I won't go further than this as I wouldn't want to get off on the wrong foot with you by arguing it out.

Wow I almost forgot those names, good memories! I remember sindel,sub-zero,liu-kang, jax, cyrax! Cyrax brutality was- xzxzxzzxzxzca can't forget that.

kinginvalhala4:
It doesnt change the fact that you re a cheap PR@STITUTE from a home where your mother feeds, shelter, cloth and sponsor your jobless and poor father.
If thats the case in your home, why then do you turn into a mad woman whenever a guy mentioned that a gf should also contribute financially in her relationship?

Fvck You Later!

Hahaha this is pure frustration! I blame buhari for this.

ghostofsparta:
@Jadekitana

What's the inspiration behind your moniker ? MK?

I used to play mortal kombat, I love jade and kitana especially jade

kinginvalhala4:
All the above u mentioned is still better than a pr@stitute dat u re. A pr@stitute whose father sowed poverty but u re looking for a rich guy to reap what ur father didnt sowed. Come take money na, Ashaw@. Dont go and work, instead follow ur poor father's footstep nd expect to reap frm a rich guy.

Poor thing!

Pr@stitute!

Na ashaw@ go kill you.

You want money to help your poor family? Go and WORK!

It's "sow" not "sowed" thank me later.

Sacluxpaint:
Urm... nigga got his likes :d

Yea from peeps like him, it's not new.

tylerbraid:
Truth be told here, she's right & nothing she said was wrong... Most of those abusing her are obvious victims, Kindly read your books instead.

And the more they bash the more I say the truth as far as the brilliant ones get the message.

kinginvalhala4:
And you must be very stvpid for typing amen to a trash directed at me. if you like reply or not, thats your business. If you also like you can as well tag me among the "frustrated guys" according to you just because our opinions differ from yours.

Sorry did you see an instance where I ever replied your mentions? That's what I do to idiots! Now you really need to respect yourself and quit this foolish display you have on here. You have been fooling yourself from page 1 to the last, showing how uncultured you were brought up. Lack manners and self control, displaying foolishness and trying so hard to prove a point whilst showing the world the idiot you really are. I will stop here,needed to remind you to adopt some decorum like your mates and stop showing your great level of barbarism.

So many guys here are really sensible i'm impressed as for the others well I ignored those sadistic mentions, it only shows some level of frustration and I totally understand.

nickjnr21:
op ur sense is on 4g+... Its very high like mine...

Thank you

Gerrard59:
That's because it worked for them, which most time for majority of people is 2/10. Being in a relationship while in school and aiming to be the very best is tedious and distracting.

Ayodele Dada said it, research has gone to show that majority of students that have high grades and come out successful don't indulge in any relationship.

At the bolded, it should justify. Distraction should be avoided at all cost. The end justify the means.

Well what can I say i'v been seeing a lot of brilliant comments i'm happy.

evegran:
Had to check your profile.
A faceless NONENTITY Who registered this month. Let me guess too UGLY for the world to see? So you remain faceless and attack girls like me. Girls you can only dream of but will never touch. .
Aww.
It's a sad situation we have here.


Ps: if I'm not a LovePeddler and I have never sold my body before, may all the females in your family be useless forever. Especially your unborn kids. Since its easy to call other people's children such names, now your seeds will function as such.
Amen!

A very big amen to that prayer hahaha

evegran:
Guys who refer to females as "bches" clearly lacked proper home training or maybe grew up without mothers and sisters. Because no sensible guy with a mother and sisters or sister will refer to a female as a btch.

Just thought you show know that, in case you're here feeling like a rapper whilst displaying your poor upbringing.

Wow wow wow, babe you are well brought up

Bussy23:
i c frustrated niggas commenting,truth b told Jade is tru wt ha writeup

Oh thank you dear

Hahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaahahahaahahaha jeeeeeeez my stomach oooo *dies*

Audray:
ahhhh! This thread yaff pain u toooooooo much. How u know say op has been opening her legs since ss1? U dey stalk am? Shes talking about relatonships not prostitution. What has "run girlism" got to do with what was said.? Op clearly stated her opinion that male undergraduates who are hardly coping should leave girls alone and face studies. But instead of commenting reasonably U just entered here barking like a wounded dog and ur fellow kongi crazed partners in crime(all males,probably still in schl) bamboozled u with likes and shares and in ur mind ur feeling ur sef. Stay dia.

CaptainRahl:
...bitter truth!
U r right on point jade.
For ds straight-up piece, ur lunch is on me today.

Oh well thanks I just came online

RoyalBlak007:
[color=#FE00DE]Basically...this is actually..[/color]

[color=#FE0070]juicing my day..[/color]

Where have you been?

babasolo:
This is the bitter truth I have heard so far on NL...babe I wish u for be my sister.....I have come to learn dis truth in a hard way...it is a game of highest bidder

Now that's a really mature mind talking, not some kid crying on here! The difference indeed is clear.

osedvgirl:
, she runs to change pics because she knows already who she is

agaracha naija namanama

let me abandon you first, i just came back from ban

I would advice you ignore that lady! She has no point here really.....or let me go and read her first comment sef before I talk.

Some people are just too funny!

osedvgirl:
they should fall in love with their books and leave kpekus first my friend

Are u not tired of seeing updates like

1) she begged me for recharge card, see my response.

2) the b.itch broke my heart

3) my babe is cheating on me with her working class ex

4) girls are sluts and bastar.ds

My dear, I don tire to see guys dey misbehave here,they beginning to loose that respect.

osedvgirl:
sharraap, i dont date students, am only saying what is real, take it or leave it, i know you are doing it currently, leave all those sugar daddies and face your school boyfriend, drink garri with him, stick with him, he will become great tomorrow

Omg *dies* I can't deal, no no this is too much.

Cutehector:
u woke up today to create a topic abt stating that students not having the right to fall in love.

Nw tell me, does that seem meaningful to you?

It does because I didn't just create a heading, I stated reasons why they shouldn't. Like it or not its a huge distraction, especially when it takes 95percent of the reason why you are there the first place. Stop being biased here, it's making you sound desperate to prove a point.