Choi e pain me say I no catch this bush rat for Xmas time o, see better meat. I been don already finish dey chop the meat before I remember to snap the delicacy pics

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Choi e pain me say I no catch this bush rat for Xmas time o, see better meat. I been don already finish dey chop the meat before I remember to snap the delicacy pics

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Mine should probably be about my age and businesses

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What I Just Discovered About Women

A woman loses respect for a man or her current boyfriend once she starts getting intimate with someone that is richer and more well to do than him

Hear my story out before you judge me:

So I lost my ex about 2 months back when she became a Personal Assistant to a serving senator, I just noticed that she stopped appreciating the little money and things that I usually gave her and did for her since she started working with the senator.

She was staying at her parents house in Abuja but recently rented a place for herself and furnished it to taste, I was shocked and I asked how a girl that just started a personal assistant job with a senator and a salary of just 120k per month is able to rent a self contained apartments of about 750k per year and even furnished it to taste, she got very angry and said I should be happy for her that if I can't do it atleast she did it herself.

She has also never allowed me to stay in the house 🏠🏡 for once not to talk of coming to visit her

Today makes it exactly 5 years I nearly passed a death sentence on myself, so there was this pretty fire service woman that was trending online in 2018 & I was in a Naval General's house teaching his daughter web design+ java at that time when he said: " Kola this woman trending as the most beautiful uniform woman in Nigeria is not even beautiful at all, I mean haven't you noticed how beautiful my wife is with a slim waist & curvy coca-cola bottle 🍾 shape, she can't even be compared to my wife Kola? Me maself con go reply : "Yes sir that's true I have noticed your wife's shape and she can't match her"

To cut long story short let's just thank God I am still alive guys today

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Dear Nlanders, I want to know if you have gotten to this stage in your relationship, if yes then there is a possibility of not turning back.

But what do you feel about this.

Mosetgg:


You can chat me up, I'm a real estate lawyer and I based in Abuja.

0818632

happiness4ever:
How can we apply?

08186325139

Good morning Nairalanders. I am looking for a real estate legal lawyer who is very familiar and conversant with the real estate climate in Nigeria and has worked extensively with startups

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Good morning Nairalanders. I am looking for a real estate legal lawyer who is very familiar and conversant with the real estate climate in Nigeria and has worked extensively with startups

cc: lalasticlala, seun, onila, farano, prettythicksme

Good morning Nairalanders. I am looking for a real estate legal lawyer who is very familiar and conversant with the real estate climate in Nigeria and has worked extensively with startups

cc: lalasticlala, seun, onila, farano, prettythicksme

It's nothing it's just pressure on your cowpea's gland and vas glands

Chocoleen:
Morning Doctors and Fellow NLders.

Let me cut the story short!

I am 32 and For like 3months now I have been having this penile thick Discharge whenever I pass stool.

This only happens when I pass stool, I have visited several Hospitals FMC (GOMBE) SPECIALIST (GOMBE) then moved to abuja GENERAL (KUBWA) and private (KELINA & PRIMUS) . did urine/stool test yet they would say they spot Nothing. At both FMC,SPECIALIST,GENERAL
only to prescribe Antibiotics and other medications UTI/STD which I take and the symptoms stopped after some days it would comeback.
I have spent more than I can account on this treatment yet it just won't go away. Our doctors here in Nigeria can’t explain the cause because some would say It's UTI others STD.

Note: even tho i am not Sexual active, I have never had sex with anyone before. in fact I am still a Virgin! Yes at 32.

The last hospital I went Was KELINA(A Turkish owned hospital,those in Abuja Gwarimpa would know it) I spent a huge amount over 130+ yet still after like 2 weeks this same issue is back.
Left Kelina to PRIMUS and did full CT and also kidney/kidney stones Scan at PRIMUS( Indian owned hospital in Karu Abuja) my kidneys are okay nothing found, spent over 200+ for the scan and some drugs.


I just had to bring this issue here!!!

Other symptoms are
At times finding it hard to urinate quick
Split urine
And lower back pain


Please find images below
(Image 1) the last medication I was on, got so angry that I threw away the other packs because I was so pissed When I caught the Doctor using Google as I explain my issue to him.
I Was able to find this one tho

(Image 2) last stool test result i did, can't find those of the urine

(Image 3) Discharge


Please someone should help me, before I end up with ED or impotent in future.

I know most of us would swear that we can never go back to our exes or that they were so terrible while sighting all the bad things in this world.

But let's face it guys no matter how bad our exes were there was definitely this one things that they were extremely good at?

Mine was her love for business, omo she sabi business die like 110% business savvy and smart.

See more: https://www.dataphyte.com/latest-reports/business/nigeria-records-first-trade-surplus-in-two-quarters-and-the-highest-since-q3-2019/

It's no longer news that Nigeria is heavily dependent on importation as as clear substitute for her lack of infrastructure in the manufacturing industry, it's just so sad that the highest imported and exported product in Nigeria still fell within the oil and gas sector. Below are tabular visualization detailing Nigeria's top imports and exports for the first quarter of 2022.

What are your thoughts?

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See more: https://www.dataphyte.com/latest-reports/business/nigeria-records-first-trade-surplus-in-two-quarters-and-the-highest-since-q3-2019/

More: https://www.dataphyte.com/latest-reports/extractive/oil-and-gas/nigerias-petroleum-imports-in-q1-2022-is-highest-in-last-four-quarters-amid-scarcity/

Details released by the National Bureau of Statistics have shown that Nigeria has spent a total of N1.506 trillion to import Motor Spirit, otherwise known as Petroleum in the first quarter of 2022.

The figure represents the highest spent on fuel imports in the last four quarters between Q2, 2021 and Q1, 2022.

As of Q4, 2021, petroleum importation took 24.31% of Nigeria’s total imports, up from 12.91% recorded in Q3 2021 and 11.26% recorded in Q2 2021.

The share of petrol imports in Q1 2022, is also the highest of the last four quarters from Q2, 2021 to Q1, 2022. Petroleum imports took 25.54% of Nigeria’s total imports as of Q1, 2022.

Despite the increased amount spent on importing petroleum, Nigerians have continued to experience intermittent petrol scarcity especially in the Federal Capital. Today, long queues are still commonplace in the FCT.

Dataphyte reports had highlighted how Nigerians suffer hardship and long queues to get petroleum and fuel scarcity also has been blamed in part for Nigeria’s rising inflation.


Although, the increasing cost of petroleum imports may have been influenced by rising price of crude oil globally, Nigeria’s continual importation of petroleum has been condemned as having negative effects on its economy.

Going by Nigeria’s estimated daily consumption, put at 65.7 million litres and if the figure has not changed, it would mean that a total of 5.902 billion litres of petroleum was consumed by Nigerians in the first quarter of 2022. With the import bill of N1.506 trillion then the country paid an average of N301 per litre of imported fuel.

There have been repeated calls for Nigeria to revive its refineries and enable local refining of its crude oil, so as to reduce the burden of petroleum products importation.

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Source: https://www.dataphyte.com/latest-reports/extractive/oil-and-gas/nigerias-petroleum-imports-in-q1-2022-is-highest-in-last-four-quarters-amid-scarcity/

Urgent Need of Lawyers, Insurance Experts, Logo Designers, Branding/Packaging and Labelling Experts

Hello guys please I am in urgent need of good lawyers who can handle companies registrations, handle insurance for both private and public bodies and companies and then finally branding, packaging and labelling experts who are very versatile in graphics design and all it's elements.

If you know you are good and your fee is affordable, kindly contact me on: 08186325139

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Tohsynetita1:
message me on Whatsapp O eight O three 1 five 4 two 5 zero 9. I have a lot

This isn't a joke pls

charixel:
Whatsapp me and let's deal

Please share contact details

Urgent Need of Lawyers, Insurance Experts, Logo Designers, Branding/Packaging and Labelling Experts

Hello guys please I am in urgent need of good lawyers who can handle companies registrations, handle insurance for both private and public bodies and companies and then finally branding, packaging and labelling experts who are very versatile in graphics design and all it's elements.

If you know you are good and your fee is affordable, kindly contact me on: 08186325139

Cc: Lalasticlala, Prettythicksme Seun Onila Farano Mynd44 Lalasticla

DigitalBusiness:
Good Morning

Please send your number

Hello Please Who Has A Contact Database List of All Made In Nigerian Brands/Products, I Am In Need of It. It Should Have The Brand Name, Email and Phone Number

Hello Please Who Has A Contact Database List of All Made In Nigerian Brands/Products, I Am In Need of It. It Should Have The Brand Name, Email and Phone Number

So I have been faced with this kind of situations many times before but today's own was just on another scale and level, I mean I just felt like kneeling down and proposing to her directly right there. God she was heavenly and totally awesome.

So guys how do you control yourself when you find someone more fascinating than your current partner


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POSmecrhant:
I'm currently working in fintech as sales person with a six digit salary.

I have won several award both regionally and nationwide in various positions held in the company. But don't know why other companies keep turning down my application, because I have a plan to switch job but not in a rush though.

Some of the HR will even chat me on LinkedIn and go incommunicado afterwards, while some will tell me the have seen a more suitable candidate.

This declining in my applications could this has to do with my course of study ?

Because I read Computer science and I'm in sales company for like 6 years now

Exactly thesame issue I am going through

So I just recalled my first girlfriend in 100 level back then who demanded I paid her two younger ones school fees and also get her an iphone, my refusing to get her this things was what actually led to our break up.

So guys share the most outrageous thing your girlfriend has ever demanded from you and how you were able to evade the situation

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So I just recalled my first girlfriend in 100 level back then who demanded I paid her two younger ones school fees and also get her an iphone, my refusing to get her this things was what actually led to our break up.

So guys share the most outrageous thing your girlfriend has ever demanded from you and how you were able to evade the situation

Cc: Lalasticlala Prettythicksme Seun Onila Farano Mynd44 Lalasticlala Prettythicksme

So was chatting with this girl and she told me that she broke up her boyfriend because they went out to eat and he legitimately told them to package a small piece chicken that he was eating and he couldn't finish for him so he takes it home to devor later.

She said it was just so disgusting to her, so ladies what's the brokest thing a man has ever done that made you to leave him

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So was chatting with this girl and she told me that she broke up her boyfriend because they went out to eat and he legitimately told them to package a small piece chicken that he was eating and he couldn't finish for him so he takes it home to devor later.

She said it was just so disgusting to her, so ladies what's the brokest thing a man has ever done that made you to leave him

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