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Yup we all have that one thing that always gets people attracted to you all the times, what's that one thing guys let's please share it here.

Mine are my dentition, they are perfect...

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After Years Of Dating What's The One Thing You Have Learnt About M?

Ladies I would love to hear your findings and observations about your experiences


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After so many years of dating the one thing I could say I learnt about women is that they are ruthless when they lose their feelings for you or when they start falling in love with another person it's best for you to just leave them.


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Sanu Small girl with big God

Assuming you had magical powers and you could change one thing about your current partner what would that be?

Would it be height, complexion or what?

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Asides from sex with my partner we do alot of other things like having more sex...

No gun duel no concrete explanation just a dead body? I mean what led to his death, give us his case files and history of crimes he has committed ..

Yes no one is perfect and I know we all wished wishes were horses so that everyone would ride on them but then they ain't. So as a lover what's the one thing that you wished you could change about your current partner; is it finances, love language or attitude?

For me I think I would love to change her ideology and perception about men, she has been hurt so much by them that she suffers very heavy trust issues whenever she is around any man she tends to have feelings for.

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Yes no one is perfect and I know we all wished wishes were horses so that everyone would ride on them but then they ain't. So as a lover what's the one thing that you wished you could change about your current partner; is it finances, love language or attitude?

For me I think I would love to change her ideology and perception about men, she has been hurt so much by them that she suffers very heavy trust issues whenever she is around any man she tends to have feelings for.

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We all know that most relationships nowadays between a man and a woman just boils down to the man giving the girl money with the girl returning his favor back with sex, but off recent I went to my friends place and I was so shocked and impressed by their relationship; the boy was teaching her frontend engineering and from what I got she has already gotten an internship role with a big fortune 500 tech company already. He made known to him that everything in his kitchen and almost all his deodorants and body sprays were all gifted to him by the girl.

This really had me shook honestly, I mean things like this still happen in relationships of nowadays?

Sup fam what's the worst gift ever gifted to you by your lover, mine was like 8 years back when she bought me roll on and handkerchief on my birthday.

Last last SAPA nah bastard

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So I just came across this trend on Facebook asking Nigerian ladies to upload their husbands (not boyfriends) pictures just in appreciation of their love for them. We all know that in this part of the world we men hardly get any form of love or care intended towards us.

So let the fun start

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I went to this bar around Asokoro / AYA round about yesterday evening to chill and hang out with my cousin while watching football ⚽.

But something happened that damped my spirit yesterday, a private lower rank soldier that was wearing a track down and his army vest yesterday came into the bar with whom I supposed was his girlfriend and sat down next to us, he was very close to me in particular while the girl was sitted at the other end, what struck me was that he told the bar man to bring peppered chicken two plates but make his own to be just only pepper and onions and to cover the top properly with saviet paper so the girl doesn't notice, then he should bring one five alive and one table water for him because him no too hold money for pocket.

This really shook me because i was surprised as to why he could not just ask the girl to take something cheaper so the both of them could enjoy or even tell her outrightly that he doesn't have enough money on him so she should support him or so?

You see we guys atimes are the architects of our misfortunes because we always try to please and form big boys at the front of our women, I always tell people that a woman that you can't tell you are down financially or can't occasionally assist you with the bills is a total no for me any day any time.

Guys go through alot from Uber for the girls, to paying bills at the chilling spot, to trying to make her happy throughout the whole period you are out with her, to protecting her and finally paying her Uber back home it's just too much for me to handle believe you me and I feel it's totally wrong.

So yesterday wey be chilling day we all know as e dey be as joli fellows now, as a man wey no dey dull I went to this bar around Asokoro / AYA round about yesterday evening to chill and hang out with my cousin while watching football ⚽.

But something happened that damped my spirit yesterday, a private lower rank soldier that was wearing a track down and his army vest yesterday came into the bar with whom I supposed was his girlfriend and sat down next to us, he was very close to me in particular while the girl was sitted at the other end, what struck me was that he told the bar man to bring peppered chicken two plates but make his own to be just only pepper and onions and to cover the top properly with saviet paper so the girl doesn't notice, then he should bring one five alive and one table water for him because him no too hold money for pocket.

This really shook me because i was surprised as to why he could not just ask the girl to take something cheaper so the both of them could enjoy or even tell her outrightly that he doesn't have enough money on him so she should support him or so?

You see we guys atimes are the architects of our misfortunes because we always try to please and form big boys at the front of our women, I always tell people that a woman that you can't tell you are down financially or can't occasionally assist you with the bills is a total no for me any day any time.

Guys go through alot from Uber for the girls, to paying bills at the chilling spot, to trying to make her happy throughout the whole period you are out with her, to protecting her and finally paying her Uber back home it's just too much for me to handle believe you me and I feel it's totally wrong.

Iyaebe:
Mordern men are becoming gold diggers.I will never spend a dime on any guy who has his eyes fixed on my money.I will lavish heavily on a guy who don't give a damn if I have money or not.Very disgusting habit seeing guys demands that their women spend on them.spits.

You how many guys wey you dey date wey broke?

So men in the house I come in peace, please I would like to know how men whose love languages are "gifts" end up feeling, coping and handling ladies that they are dating who don't spend a dime on them.

I have like two of my friends who are finding it very difficult to actually cope in their relationships because of how their women act in the relationship, she hardly gets them anything at all and the both of them usually appreciate gifts especially if it's from their women alot.


So please men in the house how do you handle and cope with such a lady?

Or could it be that the ladies don't love them because I have heard on several occasions that women who love their men always spend heavily on them.


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What is SCUML?

Ynix:
Have you got your SCUML, if yes I can connect you to my account manager at Zenith Bank or UBA and it will be ready as long as you do all the KYC documentation

Good afternoon team and happy independence, please guys kindly assist me in deciding which bank that I am to go with in terms of opening a bank account for my newly registered business, I am looking at access to loans, ease of opening and speed of transactions amidst others goodies and incentives.

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She is complaining is too big yet saying you don't stay long? Your statement doesn't correlate.

So I met this girl sometime back in March in Abuja she was very beautiful and was working in a spa back then, I approached her and collected her number after which she never picked my calls or replied my chats after I tried contacting her afterwards.

Fast-forward to last two weeks she contacted me out of the blues that she was sick, didn't have transport fare to work, she was broke and didn't have any money for food as she hasn't eaten in a days.

I got dressed and meet her in the location she gave me and bought her some little foodstuff and provisions then gave her 3k to hold for transportation to work until they pay her at work.

Guys could you believe that this girl blocked and deleted my number the next day? I tried calling and she it was telling me busy till I used another phone to call it and it went through, I asked her why she did that after I revealed my identity and she couldn't say a word she was just mute on the phone for about 30 seconds till I cut off the call.

I am still so shocked as to why some women behave they way they behave atimes.

One last pics:

So this naval colleague of mine posted the huge snake that they killed at a jetty in Warri, Delta State and used for pepper soup afterwards.

So I saw a thread today online asking why people actually cheated on their partners in their relationship, the one that really caught my attention was when one lady said that she cheated because : " she noticed her boyfriend saved her number as Ada Ekuke" it really had me laughing hard.

So guys let's share our own and learn also, what was that one reason that promoted you to cheat on your partner?

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So I saw a thread today online asking why people actually cheated on their partners in their relationship, the one that really caught my attention was when one lady said that she cheated because : " she noticed her boyfriend saved her number as Ada Ekuke" it really had me laughing hard.

So guys let's share our own and learn also, what was that one reason that promoted you to cheat on your partner?

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I have always been a player and hardly ever really believed in love as I felt it was just a parable, but being with this my current girlfriend really opened my eyes to so many things with one being the day she truly proved her love for me.

That was the day we went out on a date and we got stopped by police men at a certain junction in Jabi, Abuja, the men started harassing me unnecessarily and when I couldn't take it any more me maself start dey change am for them o, it was at this junction one threatened to shoot me and corked his gun, omo if you see the way my girlfriend ran out of the car that day and stood in the front of me to shield me from the bullet by taking the bullet for me using herself as a shield, asin she was ready to die for me.

That was the day I realized that this girl was for real and nah her I go carry go see my mama.

So guys how did you find out that your woman truly loved you and was for real?

So in the Nigerian context, the guys always do all the spendings in a relationship and that leaves us wondering what the ladies do with their money, although many atimes I have always heard that women have more money that men in the real sense, I didn't believe until it happened to me, see my story below:

So I have been dating this girl for like a year plus now, and I always do all the spendings, bills, outings spendings and so on, but just last week she gave me her ATM and told me to help her witdthraw 80,000 from her account for her while coming back from work, on my way back I stopped at an ATM to withdraw for her, but one mind prompted me to check her account balance, when I did guys guess what I saw? This my babe wey dey always do like say she no get one Naira had close to 3.1 Million Naira in her account lying there breathing.

Omo I almost fainted at the ATM queue. Many ladies have money guys o, please guys kindly share how you found out your girlfriend had more money than she has been revealing.

So in the Nigerian context, the guys always do all the spendings in a relationship and that leaves us wondering what the ladies do with their money, although many atimes I have always heard that women have more money that men in the real sense, I didn't believe until it happened to me, see my story below:

So I have been dating this girl for like a year plus now, and I always do all the spendings, bills, outings spendings and so on, but just last week she gave me her ATM and told me to help her witdthraw 80,000 from her account for her while coming back from work, on my way back I stopped at an ATM to withdraw for her, but one mind prompted me to check her account balance, when I did guys guess what I saw? This my babe wey dey always do like say she no get one Naira had close to 3.1 Million Naira in her account lying there breathing.

Omo I almost fainted at the ATM queue. Many ladies have money guys o, please guys kindly share how you found out your girlfriend had more money than she has been revealing.

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Hello Team, please I am in need of a lawyer who understands partnerships and can draft out agreement between founding partners as soon as possible, the company is domiciled in the tech scene, please contact me on : 08186325139 or email me your resume at : jaelzy@gmail.com

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So men are hardly celebrated like our mother's, today being father's day please state the one unforgettable thing your father did for you that you would never forget.

Mine: Was when he whooped a young man silly for bullying me in public about some 20 years back.


Shares yours

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