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So I was hosting an uncle of mine and we were discussing about why he wasn't wearing his ring, to my utmost surprise he said he wears his ring any day his wife wears hers. I was shocked though but my mind drifted back to me so many of my friends and relations who also do not wear their rings again even despite being married.

Back in the days I know you only take off your ring when you want to flirt abi play away matches, but these days it's almost as if they take off their wedding rings immediately after those church weddings.

So my question is why?

Breaking up is no fun and could be hard, but believe you me sometimes that is the best thing that could actually have made by you decision wise.

So I broke with this overly disrespectful lady who felt because her business fetched her millions monthly she could rub on my face, nevertheless I won back my respect but God damn it, I miss her local efo riro with dawadawa ( Locust Bean ), dried fish and red oil from Onitsha.

What is that one thing that you miss the most about your ex?

Guys What Are Those Things That Ladies Wear That You Hate So Much


So I was wondering what are the fashion items that ladies wear that guys silently dislike, me on my path I hate all those colored hair and shaving of eyebrows with trending wool skirts and slippers.


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Ladies What Are Those Things That Guys Wear That You Hate So Much


So I was wondering what are the fashion items that guys wear that ladies silently dislike, me on my path I hate all those using Jerseys as boxers. It is not just proper



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Hi Nairalander, KISK Group, a 21st century tech and media firm is looking to hire 3 software engineers; one of which must be a full stack developer with atleast 4 years experience while the remaining two should be NYSC youth corpers with atleast 2 years experience in web and mobile software development.
Our client is an educational solutions company that offer teaching and learning experiences to educators, students and parents across Africa, through innovative software and technology. They provide the most effective, affordable and innovative solutions to revolutionize education in Africa, helping to strengthen the next generation of leaders. Their mission is to transform education using technology. They currently have an opening for Mid-Level Software Engineer in Abuja.

Ideal Candidate

An experienced programmer, who must be very reliable to lead small teams, and in providing significant architecture design input, many times responsible for the whole design.

Key Responsibilities
• Work with various broad technologies:Java EE, Restful architectures, Relational and Non relational databases.
• Develop and maintain service-oriented architectures.
• Build architectures for Continuous Integration and Continuous Delivery.
• Participate in daily scrums and weekly sprint meetings.
• Have an understanding and experience of working with Cloud platforms:
• Amazon webservice
• Google cloud platform
• Container and virtualization technologies (Docker, vagrant etc)
• Perform any other task that might be assigned by the CTO

Requirements
Key Requirement
• Degree in Computer Science, Software Engineering or its related field
• 3-5 years experience in systems management or software development with systems management responsibilities.
• Understanding of high-availability, fault-tolerant, scalable, distributed systems and methodologies like agile, unit testing, pair programming, and continuous integration.
• Expertise with software development in languages like Java, Flutter, PHP and Javascript
• Deep understanding of how to build performant, decoupled, testable, maintainable code.
• Working knowledge with datastores (e.g., RDBMS, time-series-database, NoSql, search, analytics).
• Hands on experience with public cloud offerings (e.g., AWS, GCP, etc.)
• Knowledge of open source libraries, tools and frameworks (e.g. for logging, wiring, testing, building)
Send CV to : jaelzy@gmail.com

Job Information

Industry
High Tech

City
Abuja

Province
Abuja

Postal Code
23401

Send CV to : jaelzy@gmail.com

Hi Nairalander, KISK Group, a 21st century tech and media firm is looking to hire 3 software engineers; one of which must be a full stack developer with atleast 4 years experience while the remaining two should be NYSC youth corpers with atleast 2 years experience in web and mobile software development.
Our client is an educational solutions company that offer teaching and learning experiences to educators, students and parents across Africa, through innovative software and technology. They provide the most effective, affordable and innovative solutions to revolutionize education in Africa, helping to strengthen the next generation of leaders. Their mission is to transform education using technology. They currently have an opening for Mid-Level Software Engineer in Abuja.

Ideal Candidate

An experienced programmer, who must be very reliable to lead small teams, and in providing significant architecture design input, many times responsible for the whole design.

Key Responsibilities
• Work with various broad technologies:Java EE, Restful architectures, Relational and Non relational databases.
• Develop and maintain service-oriented architectures.
• Build architectures for Continuous Integration and Continuous Delivery.
• Participate in daily scrums and weekly sprint meetings.
• Have an understanding and experience of working with Cloud platforms:
• Amazon webservice
• Google cloud platform
• Container and virtualization technologies (Docker, vagrant etc)
• Perform any other task that might be assigned by the CTO

Requirements
Key Requirement
• Degree in Computer Science, Software Engineering or its related field
• 3-5 years experience in systems management or software development with systems management responsibilities.
• Understanding of high-availability, fault-tolerant, scalable, distributed systems and methodologies like agile, unit testing, pair programming, and continuous integration.
• Expertise with software development in languages like Java, Flutter, PHP and Javascript
• Deep understanding of how to build performant, decoupled, testable, maintainable code.
• Working knowledge with datastores (e.g., RDBMS, time-series-database, NoSql, search, analytics).
• Hands on experience with public cloud offerings (e.g., AWS, GCP, etc.)
• Knowledge of open source libraries, tools and frameworks (e.g. for logging, wiring, testing, building)
Send CV to : jaelzy@gmail.com

Job Information

Industry
High Tech

City
Abuja

Province
Abuja

Postal Code
23401

Send CV to : jaelzy@gmail.com

Hi Nairalander, KISK Group, a 21st century tech and media firm is looking to hire 3 software engineers; one of which must be a full stack developer with atleast 4 years experience while the remaining two should be NYSC youth corpers with atleast 2 years experience in web and mobile software development.
Our client is an educational solutions company that offer teaching and learning experiences to educators, students and parents across Africa, through innovative software and technology. They provide the most effective, affordable and innovative solutions to revolutionize education in Africa, helping to strengthen the next generation of leaders. Their mission is to transform education using technology. They currently have an opening for Mid-Level Software Engineer in Abuja.

Ideal Candidate

An experienced programmer, who must be very reliable to lead small teams, and in providing significant architecture design input, many times responsible for the whole design.

Key Responsibilities
• Work with various broad technologies:Java EE, Restful architectures, Relational and Non relational databases.
• Develop and maintain service-oriented architectures.
• Build architectures for Continuous Integration and Continuous Delivery.
• Participate in daily scrums and weekly sprint meetings.
• Have an understanding and experience of working with Cloud platforms:
• Amazon webservice
• Google cloud platform
• Container and virtualization technologies (Docker, vagrant etc)
• Perform any other task that might be assigned by the CTO

Requirements
Key Requirement
• Degree in Computer Science, Software Engineering or its related field
• 3-5 years experience in systems management or software development with systems management responsibilities.
• Understanding of high-availability, fault-tolerant, scalable, distributed systems and methodologies like agile, unit testing, pair programming, and continuous integration.
• Expertise with software development in languages like Java, Flutter, PHP and Javascript
• Deep understanding of how to build performant, decoupled, testable, maintainable code.
• Working knowledge with datastores (e.g., RDBMS, time-series-database, NoSql, search, analytics).
• Hands on experience with public cloud offerings (e.g., AWS, GCP, etc.)
• Knowledge of open source libraries, tools and frameworks (e.g. for logging, wiring, testing, building)
Send CV to : jaelzy@gmail.com

Job Information

Industry
High Tech

City
Abuja

Province
Abuja

Postal Code
23401

Send CV to : jaelzy@gmail.com

So we all know fueling to run your business in Nigeria could be cumbersome, my friend who sells cold drinks and charges phone in his small provision shop eliminated his electricity needs by getting a solar freezer, solar fan and solar 4 bulbs to light up the place. For the charging of phones he got this Solar Home System of like 500 watts to handle the charging of his customers phones. So sup guys how do you handle energy needs in your business...

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Hi Guys, please I want to ask between a core i2 mac or core i5 hp laptop which is stronger and better? Do note that the i3 mac stands at almost 450k while the i5 hp windows stands at about 300k.

Please also explain the specification strengths and differences.

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Hi Nairaland, please anyone knows anybody that is good in translating pidgin english I need them to contact me asap via jaelzy@gmail.com or 08186325139

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So despite the Covid-19 problems, my woman was still able to get me 4 brand new Tires for my car that costed almost 120,000 naira. To me this really shaped my 2020 and made me see another perspective in her and love her even better. She noticed I hardly drove to work again and took public transport towards the end of the year, she asked me and I told her and she bought me brand new set of tires...

Sup guys saw a post about this on Twitter, and it struck me, people were discussing the day they nearly lost their lives. well I just recalled mine was the day I took tramadol and bullet, omo nah God safe me that day o.state yours if you could recall your close brush with death...


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Sup guys do me and my friends were having a discussion and we discussed what should be rightfully yours in a relationship, while most of them stated intimacy as guys, the ladies stated monetary care, but to me I feel the one thing you shouldn't beg for should be attention. So guys let's hear your thoughts, what's the one thing you feel nobody should beg for in a relationship?

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Sup guys saw a post about this on Twitter, and it struck me, mine was the day I took tramadol and bullet, omo nah God safe me that day o.state yours if you could recall your close brush with death...


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Sup guys do me and my friends were having a discussion and we discussed what should be rightfully yours in a relationship, while most of them stated intimacy as guys, the ladies stated monetary care, but to me I feel the one thing you shouldn't beg for should be attention. So guys let's hear your thoughts, what's the one thing you feel nobody should beg for in a relationship?

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sodiqapril:
Can you shield more light on the engaging massively on social media

I ran digital media ads

Okay thanks, 08186325139

cicikhemy:
Please, kindly give me your contact. I will like to have some convos with you.

It may surprise you but my starting capital was 25,000 which I used to make 4 pairs of shoes. Though what helped me was that my brother left the trade after he was done with his university degree so I just picked up some of his tools...

Saao:
how much was your starting capital?

Start a gas plant or a betting center

Paxxcarl:
what business can i venture into to be earning 300k monthly from a capital of 3million naira
i have been buying real estates land and i’m down to my last 4million

Sup guys.

So I decided to share with you how I started my shoe business and how I was able to grow it to profitability, so I started out in 2016 by hiring a shoe maker and renting a shop, then I started engaging massively in social media marketing in 2017 and that was when the big break came for me. As we speak have sold over 1,700 pairs of shoes and the proceeds is what has been keeping me.

So guys lets help others know how we started and grew our business to profitability.

So guys Christmas is around the corner and we all know it's a time for the big spenders, but then very few guys would actually get gifts from their women as it's always termed a man's thing to spend heavily. My neighbor over her in Abuja just told me that his girlfriend that works with an MNC just credited him with 150,000 Naira tagging it December flexing money. So guys what's the highest amount your woman has ever given you for free, mine was 2k to buy Magic Moment and up till today she still dey use am abuse me o.


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So guys we all know Nigeria has never supported the work from home policy, but due to the pandemic most companies have made a total switch.

It's not being an easy task on the employer and employee's path but many have been able to adapt.

For me as a Software Engineer and Digital Specialist, I was able to set up a simple work station, get a generator and small solar rechargeable fan, buy bulk data and a good router and finally stock my fridge with alot of chops and chocolates.

I asked this because we might be going on another full lockdown again.

So I have wondering what it means or what could cause a lady to you as a man that you ain't man enough, I mean I was at ShopRite today
and this lady hit this dude's car from behind, the man came out and was trying to caution her that she is at fault for hitting him from behind, nah him this woman jack am spit on am, the man threatened to beat her if she doesn't leave his shirt alone, her on her path was yelling ontop of her voice saying if you no beat you ain't man enough. It got me thinking what that saying could really mean?

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I am no supporter of domestic violence but then sometimes your anger gets the better part of you, so I happened to visit a neighbor of mine in the same compound as me, I fell asleep in her room after gisting with her for a very long while and after I woke up she told me she wanted to show me and tell me something, to my utmost surprise this lady opened my boxers and snapped my pee pee while I was asleep in her room, she then proceeded to tell me my pee is small and that next time I shouldn't sleep in somebody's house. Omo I no know when I wipe am back hand slap she nearly faint. I feel so violated guys and molested, I think I would also take legal action guys. By the way that was the first time I ever laid my hands on a woman.

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duduade:
You try OP

These are the repercussions of dating a student

Tufiakwa I date a lady who can't even afford to subscribe for data on HER OWN phone

Sadly most Nigerian relationships operate on a parasitic level

Anyways Me and my woman spend money on each other simultaneously.. And I don't intend to stop spending on her...

Men I dey find that kind woman o

Zzor:
Go for the one you can take care of and stop lamenting, learn how to avoid load that you can't carry

Hmmm like you have never been in love ba?

Sundrus:
Any liability wey come as friend or girlfriend...dump am. I repeat, dump their sorry asss.

Omo Odogwu but I love this girl wella o

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Dump her sorry ass

Thanks Gee

So I decided to ask this question here because I have a lady that is overly demanding, I mean I tried pegging my monthly spending for her at 30,000 Naira per month including her hair, light, data and cable TV subscription plus one or two outings and hangouts.

But I noticed she never seems satisfied with my little efforts as she demands unimaginable things from me like buying her iPhone 12 and etc.

Guys pls how do you control spending on your women and how much do you spend on them monthly.

Kestolove:
If you can count how much u spend on ur girlfriend monthly it simply means you spending nothing ND u stingy..

Hmmmm so I shouldn't have a budget ba, I should just be spending like werey because I be Dangote pikin

So I decided to ask this question here because I have a lady that is overly demanding, I mean I tried pegging my monthly spending for her at 30,000 Naira per month including her hair, light, data and cable TV subscription plus one or two outings and hangouts. But I noticed she never seems satisfied with my little efforts as she demands unimaginable things from me like buying her iPhone 12 and etc. Guys pls how do you control spending on your women and how much do you spend on them monthly.

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